Chapter 83-82° Does my beloved concubine need to be frozen? (14)

"For a second I really thought that I would take out a pink lace bra, but when I saw that it was raw, I slapped myself twice. I shouldn't have had such a fantasy..."

"What are you fantasizing about? Fantasizing about the refrigerator?"

"I beg you upstairs, please be a human being."

Seeing Concubine Hui holding high the rough edge of the refrigerator door, Yuchi Xingyao was stunned for a moment, and then a hint of excitement flashed across his face.

Huh?!

Is there really something going on between the two of them?

But... I can't?

Bing Xiang'er was the iron fortress of this woman. He had used all his means and tried hard for a whole night, but he still couldn't break through this indestructible fortress!

Although Prince Shu was not there, Yuchi Xingyao was absolutely certain that his younger brother, who had never competed with him in the past, definitely did not have such ability.

Yuchi Xingyao couldn't help but cover his face with his hands. Although this fact was hard to accept, but... there was indeed no possibility that the refrigerator had cheated.

"Do we need to dwell on this obvious question for so long?!"

"You're not really thinking about this, are you? You don't really think a refrigerator could cheat on you, are you?"

Yuchi Xingyao's expression was a little distorted, and at this moment the refrigerator stood there silently, with its two doors facing Yuchi Xingyao, and even the internal operation did not make any sound.

Refrigerator: Stare...

Just looking at you quietly.

This made Yuchi Xingyao look away feeling guilty, but even so, he did not say a word to defend the refrigerator.

How should he explain it?

Does that mean that even I couldn't break the refrigerator's defense, and now the refrigerator is still a virgin?

If you tell this to others, people will laugh to death!

"That's not necessary. Marrying a refrigerator would make people laugh to death anyway."

"In the eyes of our audience, you are socially dead, little brother."

Seeing that the noises of other concubines were getting louder and louder, Yuchi Xingyao had no intention of stopping them. He still held a glimmer of hope in his heart. According to the submissive and virtuous character of ancient women, they might ask to lower their status and make concessions.

However--

At this moment the refrigerator started moving.

It turned its four small wheels, drove to the front of the throne, and then slowly tilted backwards -

What is this doing?

You know, a refrigerator doing this kind of movement looks quite dangerous, and it gives people the visual sense of Michael Jackson's classic 45-degree angle dance move.

At first, Yuchi Xingyao felt a little confused and had no idea what was going on. But in an instant, he suddenly understood what a refrigerator meant, as if he had been enlightened!

Oh shit!

Could it be that it wants to reveal the iron bitter tea?

After realizing this, Yuchi Xingyao shuddered suddenly and woke up instantly.

Oh shit, this won’t work!

If it were exposed, wouldn't everyone know that he was incompetent? !

"Stop, stop for a second!"

Yuchi Xingyao completely lost his previous calm demeanor. He jumped up from the dragon throne and stretched out his hand to stop it.

"Wait a minute!"

Yuchi Xingyao took a deep breath and then slowly exhaled: "I trust the Icebox Concubine. In my mind, she is a kind and virtuous woman!"

Hearing this explanation, Concubine Hui was stunned for a moment.

What's going on? Why would the emperor defend this woman?!

Didn't we agree that he would take care of things if anything happened?!

Why is this different from what we said in the toilet?

She began to doubt herself!

It is said that what men say after drinking cannot be trusted.

But what's going on here? Can't we trust what men say after they've taken a shit?!

But she was still unhappy!

Although the family background of Concubine Hui is not comparable to that of the Bing family, it is also powerful enough. She has been pampered since she was a child, and she also has a concubine sister at home who is bullied by her. This is why she has developed a fearless character and will not allow others to bully her.

"Your Majesty, you can't protect her. This is a serious problem!"

Concubine Hui burst into tears, raised the rough edge of the refrigerator used for shock absorption in her hand, and waved it like a cowboy hoop, as if she wanted to put it around the emperor's neck.

"I don't care! This is such a serious mistake. It's like I'm cheating on you! Can you tolerate this?"

Concubine Hui howled!

"No man can tolerate this kind of thing!" This earth-shattering shout shocked Yuchi Xingyao, who was sitting in a wheelchair.

What do you mean by that? No, what do you mean by that?

I didn't expect that such a pretty girl like you, Concubine Hui, could have such a vicious mouth? Did you drink pesticide?!

No wonder other concubines always come to me crying and complain that you have a poisonous tongue.

This time he finally experienced it firsthand!

But thinking about this kind of thing is indeed unreasonable. Yuchi Xingyao couldn't help scratching his head. If this kind of thing is not dealt with, it would be too strange. How could anyone allow himself to be cuckolded?

But if the refrigerator revealed its identity as the big yellow flower refrigerator, wouldn't he be even less of a man?

He is a man who is worse than beasts!

Just as he was lost in thought, the refrigerator became impatient and began to slowly tilt back, and the metal base where the four wheels were located seemed to be about to be exposed!

Yuchi Xingyao:!!!

Danger!

The blood-red word "danger" appeared in his mind, making him make a decision in an instant!

"All of you shut up!"

"You guys still don't listen to me, right?!"

As the emperor, Yuchi Xingyao patted the handle above the dragon heavily, and the result of the emperor's anger was that everyone knelt on the ground in fear and trepidation, except for the refrigerator who was pardoned.

"This matter ends here! No one should mention this matter again!"

"Everyone, go back!"

Yuchi Xingyao tried to smooth things over, but this extremely hardcore way of smoothing things over was just a hard way of smoothing things over.

However--

Yuchi Xingyao thought he had done enough, but he didn't expect that the refrigerator did not stop its movements, but continued to slowly fall backwards!

What the hell do you mean?!

Are you still not satisfied with the outcome of this matter?

I didn't expect you to be such a greedy woman!

Yuchi Xingyao's eyes were bloodshot. He stretched out his hand and pointed his index finger at the refrigerator, trembling as he pointed, but could not utter a complete sentence.

"Good! Good you, Ice Concubine!"

"I will remember you today!"

Looking at Yuchi Xingyao's expression as if he was about to eat it, to be honest, the refrigerator couldn't hold it anymore.

It wasn't intentional!

You know, a refrigerator is usually placed upright and rarely falls over.

But this time the refrigerator tried to tilt on its own, probably because the arc was too big.

it!

I can't control myself!!

That’s right, at this moment the refrigerator’s backward movement was not to continue threatening the male protagonist Yuchi Xingyao, but because it could not control itself and was slowly falling!

And just when it was extremely anxious and wanted to find someone to help it up.

But I heard the male protagonist's voice with a hint of compromise in his grief and anger...

"Someone, come and draft an order!"

"Make this woman the Ice Concubine!"

"Consider this as compensation for the injustice done to you this time!"

The title of Imperial Concubine can be said to be the most honorable position besides the Queen!

Hearing the emperor's sudden order, the queen, who had not yet walked far, stared at Yuchi Xingyao in shock, as if she couldn't understand why he suddenly made such a hasty decision.

But it’s too late to explain!

Because the refrigerator continued to slowly tilt backwards!

No way?

Yuchi Xingyao's face turned pale!

The position of Imperial Concubine is the highest position he can offer, and above that is the Queen. However, the Queen is alive and well now, and has not made any basic mistakes. It is impossible for her to be removed for no reason and let you take over, right?

"You...you don't believe me?"

"Someone, bring me a blank imperial edict. I will issue it immediately!"

Yuchi Xingyao's hands were shaking constantly, so he picked up the pen and wrote the imperial edict in cursive frantically.

However, whether it was intentional or accidental, he still didn't write the name correctly this time.

Originally it was three words "Ice Concubine".

He wrote it as "Freezer Princess".

This... this is difficult to comment on.

"That's not wrong."

"Uh, is this a coincidence? How can there be such a coincidence?"

"It's so funny. This emperor always gets to the heart of things!"

At this time, the little maid who had been following Dianjian finally discovered that something was wrong with her master... It was not her fault. After all, around Dianjian, all the palace maids and eunuchs were spies and accomplices of other concubines. They usually received two salaries. It was a rare event for them to react like this now.

The little maid supported the refrigerator, and it stopped leaning back!

This made Yuchi Xingyao and the refrigerator both breathe a sigh of relief. It's all good.

If it continues to fall backwards like this, the refrigerator might really become the queen... or even the empress dowager!

Finally, with all four wheels falling to the ground, the refrigerator's IQ returned to a high level, and then it reacted belatedly.

--Um?

Hmmmm???

Wait a minute, how did it suddenly become a concubine?

This part doesn’t seem to be in the original plot? !

Even though Bing Xiang'er died miserably in the cold palace at the very end, the highest status she could achieve was that of a concubine!

How did it become a royal concubine?

"Single 6"

"Refrigerator: From Home Appliance to Favorite Concubine"

"I still don't understand how the refrigerator got to the position of concubine."

"That's far from the truth."

Although the refrigerator was a little confused, it quickly accepted this setting.

After all, although this deviates from the original plot, the difference is not too big.

In the original plot, Bing Xiang'er was very favored in the palace, and there were even rumors that she was about to be promoted to a noble concubine.

So she became arrogant and did some very arrogant and extravagant things, which made everyone in the harem look at her sideways!

So the refrigerator just needs to follow the plot later... and do something arrogant and extravagant, which can also be considered following the plot!

Just because of this incident, the hero Yuchi Xingyao seemed to be very angry, and he was so angry that he didn't set foot in the harem for more than ten days in a row!

This gives the refrigerator some luxury time!

So next, the refrigerator will live a luxurious life!

Then……

Well, what is luxury?

The refrigerator fell into deep thought.

But just because he doesn't understand doesn't mean that the people around him don't understand, especially the eunuchs and palace maids sent to him, who are all insiders of other concubines and have extremely low loyalty, but!

This also means that those who are sent here to act as spies are definitely the smartest of the smart and know a lot!

So the refrigerator just had to be given an order and then it could live the so-called "luxurious life".

Early in the morning, the refrigerator woke up next to the 20-square-meter step-out bed.

That's right, it didn't wake up in bed. As a refrigerator, as a refrigerator with dignity, it is a bottom line not to sleep in bed.

What followed was a life of never stopping. No matter where you went, there would always be a sedan carrying the refrigerator, dangling to wherever it wanted to go.

Then the food became much richer.

The delicacies flowed into the refrigerator's bedroom like flowing water!

Not only are there the same delicacies that the concubine had sent before, the menu has also been enriched a lot, with a lot of new special delicacies added such as Arctic frozen shrimp sashimi, fried icicles, rock sugar frozen pears, menopause porridge, offspring porridge, braised contraceptive pills... and so on!

Wait, the last two delicacies.

It sounds like something is wrong?

Forget it, never mind.

Refrigerators are filled with all these delicacies in their fresh-keeping and freezer layers.

Even these new dishes are so special that even the refrigerator itself can't tell whether they should be placed in the freezer or the fresh-keeping layer. They can only put them there randomly for now and then prepare to find time to report these names to the mysterious refrigerator company that produced them, giving the nutritionists inside a headache.

Seeing the refrigerator take in all the food, those who were secretly watching it all breathed a sigh of relief to some extent!

Fortunately, as long as this concubine with a prominent background and who is very favored does not have children, the threat will be reduced by half!

A concubine without children will have absolutely no influence on the future competition for the throne!

However, to be on the safe side, the bath petals prepared for the Ice Box Princess every day also contain contraceptives soaked in the red rose petals, which can slowly penetrate through the skin, serving as a double insurance.

But these little tricks are completely the wrong approach for a refrigerator.

The refrigerator soaked in the flower petal water stands upright silently and closes itself silently.

Who in the family understands?! Although every refrigerator is waterproof, it should be able to withstand being immersed in water.

But I don’t want to be soaked in water every day like this!

Only our refrigerator can withstand this level of water immersion. If it were any other refrigerator, it would have broken down long ago.

It was finally time to turn off the lights at night, but the refrigerator was still standing by the bed, continuing to be isolated.

Today's whole day of "luxury" is indeed very luxurious in the eyes of others, but for the refrigerator, it is a trouble!

You have to know that it didn't even have time to stand in the kitchen during the whole day!

This is a rare pleasure of owning a refrigerator!

No, this won’t work.

The refrigerator is ready to give you real "luxury" for once.

So what does "luxury" mean for a refrigerator?

Of course, it is to do a thorough refrigerator maintenance!

So the refrigerator silently contacted the refrigerator company headquarters through the Xiao Ai voice speaker installed inside it and made an appointment for cleaning the inside of the refrigerator.

This is a real spa!

…

Some are happy and some are sad.

In an unknown time and space, a home appliance company with wonderful black technology energy fell into a long silence after receiving the refrigerator cleaning order.

You have to know that as a customer service representative, you will receive a lot of strange requests from strange customers every day.

Dealing with these things every day has made me feel numb.

But the weirdness of today's order was beyond the customer service's understanding!

This refrigerator actually requires their cleaning staff to dress up in the clothes of ancient eunuchs and palace maids to come and provide cleaning services!

Is this some weird play?!

However, as a home appliance company with high technology, customers who can afford their home appliances are like gods, and naturally they have to work hard to fulfill God’s requirements!

So after the cleaning order was placed for the refrigerator, early the next morning, several cleaning staff in photo studio uniforms came to the palace carrying special tools for cleaning the refrigerator!

After all, they have mastered the black technology, so they don’t need to enter through the main door, but can directly refresh around the refrigerator!

"Here we go, this is the cleaning service for this refrigerator, right?"

Among the four employees sent this time, there were three men and one woman, wearing brand new polyester palace maids' and eunuchs' uniforms. When the sun shone on them, the clothes shone like plastic.

However, by this time, they had understood the strange requirements of this order. After all, they had to integrate into the environment, which was understandable.

The refrigerator also fired the other waiters on the pretext of wanting to take a rose petal bath, leaving only the four cleaning staff to start cleaning.

"Eh, that's a bit weird?"

An employee was cleaning the frost with a small shovel and couldn't help but started muttering to himself.

"This doesn't look like the signs of a refrigerator being used... Why are the wheels wearing out so quickly?"

You know, aren’t the wheels of a refrigerator only used when moving?

But this degree of wear...how come it's comparable to that of his bicycle tires!

Another careful female employee also discovered the same problem.

"The wires at the back are messy, and the soup inside has spilled... Someone must have placed the refrigerator flat on the ground, right? Refrigerators can't be placed flat!"

Why are the problems with this electric mosquito coil so weird?

These employees cleaned the refrigerator while repairing these strange problems. Soon the refrigerator was shiny enough to reflect light.

"Finally it's done..."

A male employee dressed as a young eunuch looked at the ancient delicacies inside the refrigerator with some envy and couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

"Can I try some of these?"

As soon as he finished speaking, another older male employee nudged him with his elbow.

"That won't do. How can we eat our customers' food?"

This is the most basic principle!

But it's hard to say. When they go to many people's homes to clean the refrigerators, the hosts will take out drinks and snacks to treat them.

Our refrigerator was also very generous. When it saw the male employee's idea, it immediately agreed to let him try it.

After all, these foods are placed in the fresh-keeping layer, not only do they take up space, but they can't eat human food.

It is wrong to waste food.

But before he eats, the refrigerator uses the internal voice speaker to remind him that these foods may contain ingredients that can cause uterine cold in women.

"Uterine cold? That doesn't matter, I'm a man, I'm not afraid of that at all!"

The male employee, who looked like a recent college graduate, smiled confidently, but finally couldn't resist the temptation of the delicious food. He took out a spoon, scooped a spoonful of some unknown delicacy, and stuffed it into his mouth, continuing to add more food while chewing.

"Besides, I'm a DINK, my parents passed away early, and there's no pressure to get married."

After he finished speaking, he tasted it carefully and finally nodded to indicate that it tasted good.

You have to know that the delicacies sent by these concubines contained drugs that could cause uterine coldness and hinder fertility, which were mostly only effective on women, but they put too much of them.

It can even be said that a small amount of edible parts are added to a large amount of contraceptive drugs.

Although these drugs do not work on men, they obviously work on the law of cause and effect!

As he swallowed the food in his mouth, the male employee vaguely felt as if something in his body had disappeared, as if he had lost something very important...

“Ding ding ding!”

The phone rang.

The employee pulled his cell phone out of his pocket and very casually pressed the answer button.

"Hey, grandma, what's going on? I'm busy here..."

"Ah? What did you say?"

"You said there are more than a dozen women in my parents' families..."

“They were all diagnosed at the same time…”

"Gong Han?!!"