Chapter 85-84° Does My Beloved Concubine Need to Be Freezed? (16)

The idiom means literally that the horse is standing and the knife is horizontal.

Then the horizontal knife becomes a horizontal refrigerator.

Wouldn't that mean the combat effectiveness would be super-doubled?

On the grassland, a huge shadow slowly spread from the edge of the sky where the sun was setting.

All the horses stopped grazing.

Then they all turned their heads and looked at the huge figure in the distance——

It was a chestnut horse.

A chestnut horse that looks exhausted.

The horse's four legs were shaking as if it was having the stokes, and it walked slowly towards me with its hooves propped up, one foot deep and one foot shallow.

On the back of this horse, there is a...

"A refrigerator."

"My goodness, it looks like a tank coming from a distance."

"This visual impact made my pupils vibrate violently."

"The last refrigerator that crushed the horse... I always feel that if I take a few more steps, this horse will die with a thud."

But this horse obviously would not die so early. This chestnut horse was the mount of Yuchi Xingyao. To be the emperor's horse, it must have some special skills.

...For example, transporting a refrigerator.

Under the awed gazes of all the wild horses, the chestnut horse carrying the refrigerator slowly crossed the grassland, and not far ahead was the border guarded by the two generals of the Bing family.

Originally, the soldiers led by the Bing family had the upper hand in the confrontation with the northern barbarians, and were steadily advancing the border line.

Just when victory was in sight, a group of people suddenly rushed out and broke the deadlock at the border like a troublemaker!

They also drove the Bing father and son back into the snow-capped mountains, and sent troops to form a blockade, trapping the Bing father and son in the snow-capped mountains and cutting off their supplies.

In a snowy mountain cave...

Bing Qilin and General Bing huddled in the innermost part of the cave. Outside, there were a few loyal subordinates who tried to block the cave entrance with their bodies to block the biting cold wind.

"Dad, do you think we can hold on?"

The eyelashes on Ice Kirin's upper eyelids were covered with a layer of frost due to the water vapor he exhaled.

"Even if you can't hold on, you have to hold on."

General Bing said bitterly, "If we can't defend it, the northern barbarians will be able to directly attack the imperial capital from the Snow Mountain Gorge. What will happen to the people then? What about Bing Xiang'er?"

"But, reinforcements..." Bing Qilin stopped talking halfway.

There was no need to say more about this, they also knew that reinforcements from the imperial capital would not come.

A strong feeling of despair struck everyone's heart. Even if no one spoke out loud, everyone knew it.

"Dad, you said my little sister..."

Ice Qilin hadn't eaten for many days, so his voice sounded a little weak.

"After we are gone, will my little sister still be favored? Will the emperor... that bastard Yuchi Xingyao abuse her?"

Old Master Bing didn't say anything for a long time. After a long silence, he sneered and said "huh".

"Put yourself in her shoes. Would you be willing to marry a woman like your sister?"

Ice Qilin: ...

The image of the original heroine flashed through the good brother's mind. After thinking for a moment, his eyes suddenly turned red.

"I'm sure my sister will no longer be as favored as she is now in three or four years!"

After saying this, he couldn't help but burst into tears.

The barrage of comments that had been filled with sympathetic remarks finally couldn't hold back any longer.

"My goodness, your sister deserves your love for three or four years, right?"

"It's confirmed, they are siblings... My brother is annoyed when he sees me at home."

"Although I don't have a brother, if I put myself in my brother's shoes, I will understand his feelings instantly!"

General Bing's mouth twitched, and then he reached out and touched his beard to cover it up.

"Ahem, I think within a year or two, my poor daughter will be divorced."

After he finished speaking, Bing Qilin and the netizens in front of the screen were stunned.

"Good fellow, you are indeed my father. Only a father can say such things."

"Can't you use a dad filter? Do you have so little confidence in your own daughter? !"

"My brother loved me for three or four years, but you only loved me for one or two years... So you should thank your brother, right?!"

But at this point, it is unnecessary to dwell on these things. The father and son hugged each other and cried bitterly. When talking about themselves, they never shed a tear, but when mentioning this disappointing daughter/sister, they immediately became heartbroken!

Suddenly, the horse that was also lying in the cave neighed.

While gazing into the distance, he moved his hooves restlessly.

The Bing family father and son noticed the movement and immediately became alert, looking towards the snowy field outside the cave.

...A burly figure slowly approached.

That figure looked extremely majestic in the snowy field!

"What is this?" Bing Qilin took a breath of cold air!

"How can there be such a thing... The legs look like a horse, the head looks like a horse, but the body looks like... like..."

"Like a sideways sister?!"

Just by listening to this weird description, even the Sphinx squatting at the door of the pyramid asking questions like a human could not answer this question correctly!

Through the vast snow fog, the figure is getting closer and closer!

As the figure gradually approached and became more clearly visible, dull and unbelievable expressions gradually appeared on the faces of the Bing family's father and son!

“This, this, this!!”

"Fuck!"

"The one lying sideways is really my sister!"

That’s right, the Bing family father and son, who had been trapped in the snowy mountains for more than half a month, received a refrigerator delivered to their door!

"At this time, you still have the mind to buy home appliances! (Funny.JPG)"

"This refrigerator is a great gift. Don't give it to me next time. It's useless."

"It's like I was squatting in the toilet and asked the errand boy to get me a pack of toilet paper, but the errand boy handed me a hot bun instead."

"Paper...baozi...you have a heavy accent upstairs."

However, when they saw that it was their own sister/daughter coming over, the expressions on the faces of the Bing family father and son were only excited for a moment, but then they became even sadder.

"Woo woo woo, it was us two who overestimated you!"

"I thought you could stay in the harem for another year or two. If you're lucky, maybe three to five years."

"I didn't expect that less than half a month after the incident, you were sent home on leave!"

“Woo woo woo!”

refrigerator:……

There is absolutely no way to refute it!

Because what they both said was absolutely true!

So the refrigerator could only stand there quietly, staring at the father and son hugging each other and crying.

Then when they are tired of crying, I take out some food from the refrigerator's fresh-keeping layer and hand it to them.

etc,

Eat...eat?

Not only the Bing family father and son were stunned, but the other subordinates who were trapped in the snowy mountain cave were also stunned!

What to eat?

Where does all the food come from?

The refrigerator thought these were no big deal, and it slightly opened the upper fresh-keeping door. Suddenly, an overwhelming amount of supplements came out like a floodgate opening, filling up most of the snow cave!

That’s right, these foods are the gifts given by the concubines in the harem with ulterior motives!

"These are... these are the royal snacks?"

"I am a rough guy, and this is the first time I have eaten such exquisite snacks. It is all thanks to the blessing of the imperial concubine!"

"Let me try one, it may not be very filling... but it's really delicious!"

Because they hadn't eaten for a long time, the way these subordinates ate was very similar to Zhu Bajie eating the ginseng fruit. They swallowed the food whole. Only after they had eaten a lot did they feel something was wrong.

"Why do I feel a cold sensation in my lower abdomen?"

"That's right, and my lower abdomen hurts!"

"I feel the same way. Let me go to the place where the five grains are reincarnated first!"

"Not only does my stomach hurt, but my waist hurts too... I feel a little uncomfortable."

"Is it because we wild boars can't eat fine bran?"

Basically everyone who eats these snacks feels that a non-existent organ in their body is as cold as if it were frozen!

"These men have been officially diagnosed with cyber palace cold!"

"The one who said that he was a wild boar and couldn't eat fine bran, you are wrong. If a wild boar eats these things, it will also cause uterine cold!"

"You men have lost the ability to give birth to a child! Although you never had one in the first place."

But uterine cold is uterine cold, and heat is heat.

Although these dessert-like snacks are icy when you eat them, they are rich in calories!

This resulted in the officers and soldiers who had been hungry for many days, just like in the Turbo commercials, who instantly "swept away their hunger" and regained their strength after eating one plate after another!

“It’s exciting!”

Bing Qilin stood up, completely changing his previous weak appearance. He made a bodybuilding move and then picked up his own weapon on the ground - an axe.

"Are you all full?"

"After you've eaten, follow me to retake the border and drive the northern barbarians back!"

Bing Qilin raised his arm and called out, and immediately hundreds of people responded! His prestige in the army was extremely high, so it was not unreasonable for the emperor to specifically target him.

Another charge begins!

Seeing all the soldiers rushing out, the refrigerator was ready to find a corner to set up. At this time, all he had to do was wait for the heroine's brother, the Great Sage, to return to the imperial city with a big red flower, and then pretend to be dead in the cold palace, and the plot would end -

"What are you doing standing here?!"

Old Master Bing yelled at the refrigerator: "You are also the daughter of a general. Why, after getting married, you won't fight in wars?"

"Follow me to the battlefield!"

refrigerator:……?

As for the refrigerator, the chip specially used for refrigeration had not yet figured out what was going on when the old man pushed it and told it to hurry up and go to the battlefield.

Then... okay.

"A refrigerator on the battlefield? Giving iced Coke to the enemy, right?"

"If I can kill it successfully, I'm curious about the enemy's mental journey after being killed by the refrigerator?"

"Cause of death: Refrigerator."

The refrigerator turned its four small wheels and moved towards the group of chestnut horses that had carried it here before. However, just when the refrigerator wanted the horses to carry it again... an accident occurred.

The chestnut horse retreated again and again with a look of fear on its face.

Its four hooves wished they could turn into hands, and then it waved its hands in a gesture of rejection at the refrigerator.

refrigerator:……

It misses Huolala a little.

But after all, the old military strategist asked it to go to the battlefield. If it goes against his wishes, it might be discovered.

then……

The refrigerator found another horse and placed the white horse side by side with the previous chestnut horse. The refrigerator itself, like a bridge between two banks, placed its two ends on the horse's back!

A unique riding posture appears!

Two horses were running side by side, and on their backs, one on the left and one on the right, were carrying a refrigerator!

From a distance, it looked like a bridge, rushing straight towards us! !

In the melee, it must be said that this scene was very explosive, and it successfully frightened the enemy's Northern Barbarians and made them retreat again and again.

"Didn't they say that the one coming here was the daughter of the enemy leader, the Bing family?"

“How did the Bing family come over just by creating a bridge???”

"Which end comes out first during birth?!"

I have to say that the Northern Barbarians’ perspective is very peculiar, but that is not the most bizarre thing. The most bizarre thing is the group of troublemakers from an unknown organization.

"Wait, what am I seeing?"

"Could this be the woman with a square head that our ancestors mentioned in their legends?!"

“Run!!”

This group of people of unknown origin fled in a hurry, carrying a large banner with the word "Xiao" printed on it.

Without these troublemakers, the plot continued to develop according to the previous plot! A great victory!

Basically, all the enemies were wiped out, leaving only a few hostages who were taken to jail. However, it seemed that these hostages... seemed to be in a bad mental state.

He kept mumbling to himself:

"bridge……"

"We were just knocked away by a running bridge..."