When a Refrigerator Got the Female Lead Script

(The protagonist is a refrigerator, does not transform into a human, and has no CP.)

Several mysteriously appearing romance TV dramas, carrying a large amount of "love virus," turned ...

Chapter 86-85° Does My Beloved Concubine Need to Be Frozen? (End)

Chapter 86-85° Does My Beloved Concubine Need to Be Frozen? (End)

But even the refrigerator box itself doesn't know how it won.

It just put its two ends on two horses and drove to the battlefield at high speed. The enemy over there...

It seems like the enemy has given up?

This result made the refrigerator a little confused, and it felt powerless, as if "you fell down before I even put in any effort."

It is still bothered by the old general's words, and doesn't know whether it can still be considered a "daughter of a general".

"Tiger, you are already very fierce, this is too fierce!"

"Your ability to straddle two horses and knock down countless enemies is better than 99% of generals... No, it should be said that you are better than 99% of pure humans!"

"Even some Tiger tanks are not as powerful as you."

"Oh my goodness, it turns out that the word 'tiger' in 'The Tiger Girl' refers to the Tiger tank???"

Unfortunately, the refrigerator couldn't see the barrage and was still worried. What made it even more uneasy was that the enemy actually began to withdraw.

The Northern Barbarians retreated the fastest, and the third-party force that suddenly appeared on the battlefield and had unknown origins also began to flee without a fight!

The group of people waved a large flag with the word "Xiao" on it and began to flee northward, crying for their parents as they ran.

"Help! It's the legendary rectangular female monster!"

"The legend is true! There really are monsters like this in the world!"

"Your Highness, the late Emperor Xiao Ye! Please bless your people to escape the pursuit of the sea monsters!"

"But Emperor Xiao didn't say that this monster can chase us on horseback!"

"We haven't run far enough! Hurry back and report to the palace group so that they can search for 52④908192. More completed articles are updated daily. We still need to flee further north!"

This group of soldiers holding the flags with the word "Xiao" on them fled inexplicably, but the refrigerator could not take care of them. After all, it was quite difficult to control two horses to move forward in parallel. If the two horses turned one to the left and the other to the right, the refrigerator would be the one to fall.

The refrigerator was so focused that it didn't even hear its cheap brother Bing Qilin calling out to it several times.

"I've called you several times, please at least pay attention to me!"

Bing Qilin came over and patted the back of the refrigerator.

refrigerator:!

Only then did I realize someone was calling it.

He immediately expressed his doubts.

Bing Qilin sighed heavily and looked at his brave sister with complicated eyes. He once again sighed in his heart that she should not be married to the emperor, but should instead kill everyone on the battlefield.

"We won the battle. Do you understand? We won!"

Refrigerator:!!!

Is victory so soon?

You have to know that in the original plot, this was a tragic victory that was no different from a failure. The enemy had reached the foot of the imperial city, and the imperial city was saved only at the cost of heavy casualties.

I didn’t expect it to be so fast this time!

The refrigerator had no idea that this was actually its work. Its first reaction was -

run! ! !

Hurry back to the palace!

Then she "died" in the cold palace and became the white moonlight and cinnabar mole in the emperor's heart.

So as soon as Bing Qilin finished speaking, he found that Refrigerator was riding two horses at the same time again, galloping towards the imperial city!

Ice Qilin: ...

"If I had known you were in such a hurry to return, I would have given you the task of delivering the victory report over 800 miles..."

The worried cheap brother sighed, took out the cup and took a sip of the hot motherwort tea.

Phew, so comfortable!

Suddenly I felt that the non-existent uterine coldness was relieved a lot!

With two horses carrying a refrigerator, the return to the city was much faster this time, and the refrigerator successfully crawled into the secret dog hole inside the cold palace.

Very good, the emperor hasn't come yet.

Take this time to research how to die.

In the original plot, Bing Xiang'er, who had worn gold and silver since childhood, was dressed in coarse cloth when she died. She was pale and thin, as if she had been hungry for several days. In the emperor's arms, a line of blood flowed from the corner of her mouth.

The refrigerator thinks this kind of death is fake.

After all, Dianlian had just returned from the battlefield, and the way Bing Xiang'er died in the original plot was completely different from the appearance of the northern barbarians on the battlefield!

After all, it is pretending to be dead, so it must make it look more real, otherwise it will be exposed.

The refrigerator thought about the northern barbarian who was knocked away by it, and then began to dismantle itself silently.

That’s right, disassembly.

A refrigerator can survive if it is taken apart, but it knows that humans will never survive if they are taken apart.

I just started to disassemble the parts.

Three hours later, the Vanguard, which was responsible for delivering the victory report, reported the great victory to the palace.

Yuchi Xingyao: ...

How did you win?

Although he also hoped to win, the generals in this battle were the Bing family father and son, and he... seemed to have locked up the Bing family's daughter in the cold palace for more than a month...

When he thought of this, Yuchi Xingyao jumped up as if he had been electrocuted and ran to the cold palace in a hurry!

Bing Xiang'er must be released before the Bing family father and son return to the city! !

But before he ran to the cold palace, he saw the eunuch in charge kneeling in front of the cold palace with a sad face.

"Your Majesty, I deserve to die..."

"The Icebox Princess...she...she died suddenly!"

Yuchi Xingyao: ...

A question mark slowly appeared above his head.

"Dead? How could he be dead?"

After he finished saying this, he also fell into deep silence.

Concubines in the cold palace will really die.

The clothes she wore changed from silk and satin to coarse linen, and the delicacies turned into steamed buns made of wild vegetables. This young lady might not eat them, and even if she did, her delicate stomach might not be able to bear it.

A sense of guilt suddenly rose in Yuchi Xingyao's heart.

...He probably starved and abused the Bing family's daughter to death.

After realizing this, his steps became hesitant. He thought that when he opened the door, he would no longer see Bing Xiang'er, who was as beautiful as a flower and as delicate as a peony, but a skinny woman with a sallow face, sunken cheeks...

But even so, he still has to face it and give an explanation to the Bing family!

So, he opened the door with a sad face...

However, the person lying inside was not the pale and skinny Bing Xiang'er, but...

“Aaaaaaaaaaah!!!”

Yuchi Xingyao abandoned his emperor's dignity and screamed!

An arm appeared in front of him!

Yuchi Xingyao had seen many arms, but the one lying at his feet was only one arm!

He jumped away in embarrassment, and then felt something under his feet.

It was a refrigerator door that had been removed from half of a refrigerator. However, in his eyes, it was...

“Aaaaaaaaah!”

Yuchi Xingyao raised his voice again and made a sharp explosion!

"Ahhh what is this, why is there half a chest cavity here?"

Then he jumped back and forth in the pile of refrigerator parts.

"Ahhh, it's the lungs!"

"Ahhh, this is intestines!"

"Ahhh this is the iron bitter tea!"

His scream stopped abruptly here, and the expression on his face changed from extreme fear to extremely complicated...

Who among my family members understands?

Even though it was torn into pieces, the bottom plate of the refrigerator, also known as the "iron bitter tea seed", was still firmly embedded in the remains of the refrigerator...

"It's so messy, so messy..."

"I believe this scene will appear in every nightmare of Yuchi Xingyao for the next 50 years."

"It's really impressive... I'll never forget this kind of thing in my life."

"Other people's deceased exes are like bright moonlight and cinnabar moles, but they are just tofu dregs for you, right?"

That’s right, faced with this extremely explosive scene, Yuchi Xingyao was very upset.

And the most devastating thing is that this kind of scene should be considered a homicide.

It's impossible for him to pack up all these pieces and throw them to the Bing family, and then tell the Bing family and his son that this woman broke herself into pieces, right?

...although this is exactly the reality.

It is obvious that the Bing family also cannot accept this result. In the morning, Bing Xiang'er was riding two horses and was invincible on the battlefield.

Why did it become clumsy in the afternoon?

Who could accept this?

The old man of the Bing family was so angry that he was bedridden on the spot, and Bing Qilin was so angry that he cried in the mourning hall.

only……

Late at night when no one was around, the Bing family father and son stared at the pile of parts in amazement, then staggered back together...

Ugh, that's even more unacceptable.

This advanced way of expression was still too advanced for the ancients.

However, the next key task of the refrigerator is not to maintain the mental health and integrity of the Bing family, but to continue with the rest of the plot.

That is the plot of chasing his wife to the crematorium. Faced with Bing Xiang'er's death, Yuchi Xingyao in the original plot collapsed and suffered from lovesickness.

Well in the current plot, he wants it too!

The refrigerator sneaked into the palace again under the cover of night, and hid in a dark corner to observe quietly. Did the hero Yuchi Xingyao show any "affection"? Did he lose his appetite and sleep?

Then.

On countless nights.

Whenever Yuchi Xingyao opened his eyes, he would find the refrigerator peeking out from the darkness.

At countless meal times.

While Yuchi Xingyao was chewing, he suddenly found a refrigerator part in the plate.

And during countless nights spent in the toilet.

When Yuchi Xingyao was exerting force, he would suddenly hear the sound of the refrigerator running...

Yuchi Xingyao: ...

"Forced to miss you."

"I was forced to think of my late wife."

"I always thought that remembering my deceased wife was romantic, but I didn't expect it to be so scary."

"This is really scary, guys."

"It's so funny. Every time the male protagonist is about to forget something, the refrigerator pops up to reinforce his memory."

Just like that, as the refrigerator continued to increase its presence day and night, Yuchi Xingyao finally went crazy.

After confirming that even when Yuchi Xingyao was not there, he could still see the illusion of a refrigerator in front of him, the refrigerator finally nodded with satisfaction.

very good.

This time, the mission was completed perfectly!