Chapter 267: Don’t say anything, we’re one family!

Xu Ying: "Guess why the golden eagle is wearing an eyepatch?"

Strange comments floated across the barrage:

[…To look cool?]

[To cosplay Pirates of the Caribbean? ]

Is it easy to get snow blindness when the snow-capped mountains are covered in white?

Yao Yingzhe hesitated to speak, as this question was obviously beyond his knowledge.

"Golden eagles are vision-driven birds of prey," Xu Ying explained to netizens, gently stroking the eagle's wings. "Their field of vision can reach 360 degrees, which means they are always on high alert."

She fastened the blindfold tightly. "By blocking its vision, the golden eagle won't be able to sense changes in its surroundings, allowing it to calm down faster and avoid unnecessary energy expenditure."

Netizens suddenly realized: [So this is what they call out of sight, out of mind. ]

The eye mask is its energy-saving mode switch.

[I get it! The eyepatch is a seal. Take it off and you're instantly in combat mode! This eyepatch has the same effect as the tight headband!]

What? A 300-degree field of view? Come to my house and be a surveillance camera!

"On the grasslands of Kazakhstan," Xu Ying put on special protective gloves, and the golden eagle landed on her forearm, and its sharp claws gently grasped the leather.

"Hunters train golden eagles as 'flying sheepdogs' to deal with wild wolves that prey on their flocks."

Ye Jie approached curiously, but kept a safe distance. "Stationmaster Xu, I can't tell the difference between an eagle and an eagle."

"It's like..." Xu Ying pondered for a moment. "Tigers and leopards are both cats, but their sizes and habits are completely different. Eagles are like the heavyweight champions of the raptor world," she gestured. "And hawks are more like agile lightweights."

Su Zhining stamped her feet impatiently: "Stop showing off your vast knowledge, okay? Go and ask this money-grubbing idiot how he'd rate me!"

She spent thousands of dollars on this sculpture!

If she were to receive the worst rating, she would stew the eagle tonight!

The golden eagle chirped twice. [Very good impression! Thanks to the big sister on the list for the US dollar fireworks!!!]

Translator Xu Ying is online: "It has a very good impression of you. Congratulations on getting 6 points!"

She glanced at the timer, "Add the 2 extra points for time, and you get a total of 8 points."

Su Zhining glanced at Ye Jie's name at the top of the leaderboard and stamped her feet in anger: "It's all the fault of this difficult golden eagle. It made me slow down!"

Now only Lu Jinyu and Jia Yao have not found their animal friends.

Xu Ying knew that Jiayao was unreliable, but Lu Jinyu was so weak...

Xu Ying couldn't help but ask worriedly, "Director, did Lu Jinyu faint on the way to find his friends in the snowy mountains?"

The assistant director shook his head: "He's still alive, it's just..."

He hesitated to speak and asked the staff to bring a tablet: "You should look at it yourself..."

Lu Jinyu’s live broadcast camera position.

In the camera, Lu Jinyu was crawling in the snow at a speed of 500 meters per hour.

He was wrapped up like a silkworm in his expensive gaming jacket, and had to stop and catch his breath for five minutes every three steps.

Barrage of laughter:

[Lu Jinyu's movement speed is slower than my grandmother's.]

[It is suggested to change the name to "Live Views of Elderly People Walking in the Snow Mountains"]

[This physical condition is worrying, he looks like he has kidney deficiency.]

Suddenly, Lu Jinyu's eyes lit up in the picture——

On the steep rock wall, several blue sheep are licking salt crystals.

Their agile figures leap between the cliffs, and every muscle reveals wild power.

Lu Jinyu pointed with a trembling hand, and the photographer followed his direction and pointed the camera at the mountain goat: "Look, brothers. This is the Haha. Haha. Rock climbing master of the snow mountain."

He was breathing like he had just finished a marathon.

The strongest ibex suddenly turned its head, staring at the strange two-legged beast with its amber eyes.

The ibex guest appearing on screen this time was the leader of the ibex family whom Xu Ying met when he was investigating a case in the snow-capped mountains that day.

The leader brought his younger brothers to the show to earn money for the medical expenses of the blue sheep leader who had a leg injury.

The leader of the blue sheep: (disgusted face) [The quality of this generation of humans is not good enough]

[He looks so skinny even in a down jacket. Is he going to get into trouble on the show and try to scam me?]

The leader has been communicating with Director Zang Hu these days and has understood some of the program effects and common famous scenes of human variety shows.

"Hey, do you want to make friends? I'm a jungle rogue level 6..."

Lu Jinyu looked up at the mountain goats on the steep rock wall and waved his hand. His arms were trembling in the wind like thin branches.

The cold wind made his gaming jacket rustle.

Sweat broke out on his pale face. He swiped his fingers across the screen of his phone for a long time before finally pulling up a photo of truffles. He held it up tremblingly, "Hey, would you like some imported truffles..."

The leader of the ibex glanced down at him condescendingly, licked the salt crystals slowly, flicked its tail, and turned to face him with its butt.

[Lu Jinyu was ignored by the sheep hahahaha]

[You told a sheep that you're a jungle rogue?]

[Mountain Goat: That's it? Not as good as rock salt.]

[As expected of a noble sheep on the cliff, he looks down upon the mundane things of the mortal world.]

Lu Jinyu's fans instantly became furious:

"Our Brother Lu is an esports champion! Why are you, a sheep, being so noble?"

[Haha, is it amazing to be able to run on a cliff? ]

[Our Brother Lu will bring you popularity so that more people will know you, okay, stinky sheep, know your place! ]

Passersby couldn't stand it: [Hey, I'm just a sheep! ]

[These days, even sheep are being cyberbullied? ? ]

Lu Jinyu was a little anxious. He wanted to quickly return to the tent at the gathering point to drink some hot tea and lie down to rest.

As the only esports player on the reality show "Desert Survival Rules," he desperately missed his $100,000 worth of gaming equipment. At least there, he was the center of attention, not the rookie who couldn't even handle a sheep.

Lu Jinyu suddenly had an idea, "That's right! Trust needs to be built step by step. We can start by getting closer to them."

He took a deep breath and began to sing "Don't Look at Me, I'm Just a Sheep" to the ibex.

Lu Jinyu's voice was a little out of tune due to nervousness: "Don't look at me as just a sheep. Sheep are incredibly smart—"

[Help! My ears are bleeding!]

[Dude, don't say anything! We're on the same page!]

[Mountain Goat: Is it too late to jump off the cliff now?]

The herd of mountain goats became noticeably agitated. The leader pricked up his ears alertly and retreated a few steps to the higher rock wall. The other goats also followed suit, as if Lu Jinyu was some kind of monster.

"Hey! Don't go!"

Lu Jinyu became anxious and took a step forward, but he stepped on loose gravel and almost fell.

He struggled to steady himself, and when he looked up he found that the ibex had retreated to the almost vertical rock wall, looking down at him with eyes that showed concern for the mentally retarded.

[Hahahaha, the blue sheep's sarcastic expression is amazing]

[What kind of brain circuit could come up with singing this song to sheep?]

[What a great show, my family!]

(End of this chapter)