【Pure, 1v1, Sweet Romance, Comedy】 Bai Taotao transmigrates into a cannon fodder character and is ordered to marry the short-lived Crown Prince who is infertile. The entire capital awaits her husba...
Chapter 17 Your Highness, Please Exercise Moderation
Bai Jinyan's face turned ugly: "That's my second sister, she won't misunderstand."
Bai Jinfeng glanced at Bai Jinyan, frowned, and said in a deep voice, "Third sister, don't bring up the past."
Yan'er has always been interested in the prince, which makes her very uncomfortable.
Bai Jinyan wanted to pierce Bai Taotao's heart and expose her shortcomings, but she refused to listen: "Actually, it's understandable that Big Sister feels resentful. After all..."
She paused and said sympathetically, "After all, my elder sister threatened to die in order to marry the virtuous king. Who in the capital doesn't know this?"
Bai Jinfeng called out in a deep voice, "Yan'er!"
This is really angry.
Bai Jinyan just wanted to embarrass Bai Taotao, so after she had said almost anything, she shut up.
Lu Linyuan was not very happy when these past events were brought up, and his face was gloomy: "There are always toads in this world who want to eat swan flesh. There is no need to mention these past events."
This means that the white peach toad wants to eat swan meat.
Bai Taotao was not annoyed, but grabbed Lu Jiuyuan's sleeve, looked up at him with a smile.
She slowly said, "I tried hard. I didn't get to eat the meat of a blind swan, but I did get to eat the meat of a dragon."
Lu Linyuan: ...
blindness?
Bai Taotao placed her hand on the back of Lu Jiuyuan's hand and gently scratched it with her nails: "After eating a dragon, I realized that a swan is just like this."
Lu Jiuyuan only felt that the back of his hand was itchy because of her tickling, which made him feel itchy and unbearable.
He was annoyed and wanted to shake off Bai Taotao's hand.
But Bai Taotao's white, tender and slender little hand grabbed his big hand with such great strength that he couldn't break free at all.
Bai Taotao curved her eyebrows and asked Lu Jiuyuan with a smile: "Your Highness, what kind of meat do you think this concubine is eating? Does it taste good?"
Want to break free from her hand?
Come on, sister will show you arm wrestling on the spot, and the kind that will make you lose!
Seeing her showing the momentum of arm wrestling, Lu Jiuyuan curled the corners of his mouth speechlessly.
He is the crown prince, but he doesn't have the nerve to arm wrestle with a woman on the spot!
It’s definitely not about being afraid of losing!
Lu Jiuyuan said gravely, "Dragon cub and phoenix offspring, I am the dragon, then the Crown Princess is naturally the phoenix."
Dabao raised his chubby little hand and said, "Mom, swan meat isn't delicious. It's famous because of toads. It's not even as good as domestic geese." Erbao stared at Bai Jinyan and Lu Linyuan angrily, "People who talk nonsense will get hemorrhoids in their mouths."
Bai Jinyan and Lu Linyuan looked very unhappy.
Bai Taotao corrected: "Hemorrhoids don't grow in the mouth."
Erbao said, "He had a festering sore in his mouth and couldn't eat for three days."
Bai Taotao knew that he was using his bad mouth again, so she reached out and tapped his forehead with her fingertips: "Don't say that again."
Xiaobao tilted his little head and then jumped out of Lu Jiuyuan's arms.
She ran to Lu Linyuan and looked at him with her big wet eyes blinking.
Lu Linyuan despised Bai Taotao's behavior of losing her virginity, but when he saw this cute little treasure, his heart was still touched.
It's so cute.
Xiaobao just ran to Lu Linyuan, put his little fleshy hands on his face, made a face, and stuck out his tongue: Lululu.
When her little hand moved, some fine white powder flew out and landed on Lu Linyuan's body.
If you bully your mother, I'll give you some jumping powder.
After spreading the poison powder, Xiaobao returned to Lu Jiuyuan and continued to nestle in his arms.
Bai Xincheng looked at Yong'an Hou with a gloomy expression: "Second brother, if you can't teach your children well and control your mouth, the pig tongue on the table will have to be replaced next time."
Bai Jinyan's face turned pale. This... is he going to cut off her tongue?
This uncle is so cruel!
Bai Yunting looked at Bai Jinyan coldly: "Third sister is so kind-hearted. Next time the army needs a woman's comfort, I will send her there."
Bai Jinyan felt uncomfortable all over:!!!
This cousin is so vicious, he actually... actually wants to send her to be a military prostitute!
Liu spoke softly, "I don't have any other skills, but I'm good at embroidery. If I sew a flower on Yan'er's little mouth, it will definitely be more beautiful than it is now."
When Bai Jinyan heard this, she immediately closed her mouth and felt a slight pain.
My aunt looks so frail, yet so scary.
Li was already jealous, and now she felt even worse after hearing these words.
"Brother, sister-in-law, Yan'er is still a child. What's wrong with saying a few more words? Why scare her like that?"
Bai Yunting stood up and said, "Only three years old is considered a child. Auntie, do you want my third sister to have the body of a three-year-old child, or the mind of a three-year-old child?"
If he wanted the body of a three-year-old child, he would cut Bai Jinfeng in half right now.
If she wants the brain of a three-year-old, he will hit her on the head right now and turn her into a fool.
Li was frightened by Bai Yunting's ferocity.
Yong'an Hou was also a little scared: "Alright, alright, Yan'er, hurry up and apologize to the Crown Princess."
Bai Jinyan didn't think she was wrong, but the look in her eyes when she looked at Bai Xincheng and the others was truly terrifying.
So, she could only step forward and apologize to Bai Taotao: "I'm sorry, Princess, I spoke without restraint. Please don't hold it against me."
Bai Taotao was still grabbing Lu Jiuyuan's hand: "Since you are wrong, just slap me directly on the mouth, otherwise I will have to take action."
Oh no.
The dog prince’s hands are so beautiful and nice to touch.
The joints of these hands are simply amazing. If I die in the future and make a skeleton specimen, it will definitely be the most beautiful skeleton.
She likes it!
Lu Jiuyuan:!!!
Shameless woman, she has been touching for a long time but still not satisfied!
How could Bai Jinyan be so unwilling to contradict herself: "I've already apologized, what else do you want?"
Lu Jiuyuan was annoyed by Bai Taotao's messy little hands and said coldly: "Xiao Xizi, do it."
Xiao Xizi responded, walked up to Bai Jinyan, and started hitting her left and right in the face.
Bai Jinyan was beaten so hard that she fell to the ground, screaming and howling, her cheeks as red and swollen as a pig's head. Only then did the beating stop.
After beating her, Xiao Xizi looked down at Bai Jinyan and said, "You framed the Crown Princess. You deserved fifty lashes of the cane. Now that the Crown Princess is merciful, I'm only slapping her in the face. Why don't you thank her?"
Bai Jinyan was really scared and cried, "Thank you, Crown Princess."
Damn it, no one is as unlucky and frustrated as her. She got beaten and still had to say thank you!
Yong'an Hou waved his hand and said, "Alright, go back and don't come out."
Bai Jinyan, who had just been released from confinement for less than a day, was put under house arrest again.
Lu Jiuyuan felt that his hands were about to become rubbed raw by Bai Taotao's touch.
But Bai Taotao refused to let go and was still very strong.
Lu Jiuyuan said with a sullen face, "I am tired. Let's all go. Princess, take me to rest."
You naughty woman, you can let go now.
Bai Taotao looked at Lu Jiuyuan's bony hand, reluctantly let go, and gently scratched his palm with her fingernails.
Her face was full of shyness, and she whispered, "Your Highness, please exercise restraint."
Lu Jiuyuan:!!!
Bai Taotao, you are talking nonsense again!