Latest Black Comedy Novel

A down-and-out middle-aged man unexpectedly reincarnates back to 28 years ago. He encounters a shocking heist and activates the "Black Gold System".

"You all make as much as you can, it'll all become my wealth sooner or later, hahaha..."

Notorious bandit Ye Zhihuan: "Who in the underworld is more ruthless than me? Lin Dong? Never mind then."

King of thieves Zhang Ziqiang: "I once scammed Li Ka-shing out of 1.2 billion in one go. Who's darker than me? You say Lin Dong? Forget I said anything."

Years later: "Boss Dong, are you satisfied with this year's underground organization profits worldwide?" "Boss Dong, here's the list of US presidential candidates - who do you want to win?" "Interpol just issued new Red Notices - you Lin Dong still rank number one."

"You mean Operation Nuclear Winter targeting Lin Dong failed?" "Yes, the plan was executed, the nuke detonated, but didn't kill him." "This monster - so many want him dead, but none can kill him!"

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Both male and female leads can read each other’s minds｜Yandere｜Hidden Power｜Cannon Fodder｜Black Lotus

Vicious exorcist heroine VS puppet black-hearted lotus male lead

Yin Zhiyi transmigrates into Xuan Heavenly Master, a supernatural horror novel, becoming the vicious female supporting character.

She was scheming, ruthless, committed countless evil deeds, and met a tragic end—skinned and turned into a human puppet by an unnamed villain.

Upon arrival, she sees the second male lead whom she had been tormenting and feels intense guilt.

He’s handsome, gentle, and wholeheartedly devoted to her—how could she have been so cruel?

To avoid repeating the original fate, she decides to stay away from key plot points and live quietly, occasionally lending a helping hand to the beautiful, weak, and pitiful second male lead.

She thinks to herself, what a good person she is.

Surely completing the “capture the second male lead” mission is just around the corner.

Until one day, her damn system drops a bomb:

【Dear, Yan Shimian isn’t the second male lead. He’s actually the villain who’ll skin you alive~】

【Also, your mission isn’t to capture him, but to stay away from him~】

Yin Zhiyi is stunned and breaks down: “Couldn’t you have told me before I died?!”

—

Yan Shimian always planned to turn that city lord’s daughter into a human puppet.

He wanted her to experience what it was like to become a lowly, controlled plaything.

But just as he was about to strike, strange thoughts began ringing in his head:

【What a slender waist.】

【These clothes are so…】

(And it only gets worse from there.)