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External Gao Leng CEO, internally weak and dramatic gong x Old-fashioned little white flower, actually irritable dragon shou. The CEO Fu Yanli has always believed he is the chosen one, but who can tell him why the prerequisite for becoming the chosen one is to abide by the CEO's rules?!

A full thousand pages of CEO rules, with a single sentence added at the end: All cannot be broken unless the lover insists. Getting shocked for eating sweets, getting shocked for eating snacks, getting shocked for speaking carelessly, getting shocked for lying.

One day, a new secretary suddenly appeared by his side, and then he saw some bullet comments that did not belong to this world. [Scum gong, cheap shou! The author is unethical! [Stomp][Stomp][Stomp][Stomp]]. [Irritable Yaozu gong, immortal turtle shou, please lock it in! [Rose][Rose][Rose]]. [The author said she would revise the text, but the first half has no problems at all, don't change it randomly! How did you change the gong into a double-door refrigerator! [Stomp][Stomp][Stomp]].

At the same time, the tragic CEO discovered that the white moonlight forcibly given to him was a transmigrator, constantly plotting to steal his corner. A bunch of crazy bullet comments could not provide any method to break through the situation. His destined person has a script and plans to kill him. The CEO rules also restricted his actions, and he lived in fear every day.

What to do? What to do? But he didn't know that Xu Wenci, the secretary, could not only see bullet comments but also had a golden finger that the CEO didn't have—the script. At the same time, he was less restricted by persona than the CEO. Xu Wenci planned to kill the destined person.

After his 101st abandonment of the plan, Fu Yanli from his previous life returned. CEO Rules: 1. The CEO must wear a suit at all times, except when sleeping. 2. The CEO cannot wear long johns. 3. The CEO does not like to eat sweets, and can only take a small bite when his lover offers sweet food. Furthermore, after eating it, he must not show an expression of enjoyment, but must frown and ask his lover why they like sweet things.

4. The CEO must warm his lover's hands in his palms during winter and put them in his own pockets. 5. The CEO cannot wear a down jacket, or he will die the next second. 6. The CEO cannot use a straw unless his lover insists. 7. The CEO has a doctor friend, and the CEO will die immediately if the doctor friend is not available at any moment.

8. The CEO has a stomach problem but does not eat on time. 01 The secretary's desk always has a small piece of cake on it every day. The secretary likes sweets. Then, what about the third rule of the CEO's manual... Fu Yanli felt like he had come back to life and began to pursue his little secretary Xu Wenci with great fanfare. After the president circled his desk five times, Xu Wenci finally couldn't help but ask, "President, is there something you need?"

"Nothing," the president coughed lightly. "Just a routine inspection." "President, if you want to eat this cake, I can buy you one. I've already eaten this one." "No." The president refused without hesitation, and in the next second, he said something that would end Xu Wenci's career: "I want to pursue you." Xu Wenci saw the president's gaze occasionally glance at the cake on his desk, and he threw the cake into the trash can, smiling, "Okay, let's give it a try." 02 After Xu Wenci punched the market department manager... Fu Yanli: If you hit him, you can't hit me~ Bullet comments: [Can the shou beat the gong to death with one punch? The gong seems a bit unconvinced.] [I want the shou to beat the author to death with one punch.] Fu Yanli: Whimper, they are slandering me. Fu Yanli hid in a corner, whimpering, his destined person is about to be snatched away.

03 Fu Yanli narrowed his eyes, quietly watching the dripping bloody sharp knife in Xu Wenci's hand. Xu Wenci ultimately killed him. But the culprit's hands were trembling. See you in the next world. At that time, I will forget this memory. So, will you love me?

Tip: 1. Funny sweet pastry (possibly early stage), double clean. 2. First half from the gong's perspective, second half from the shou's perspective. 3. Revisions are all complete, content will not be changed further, except for typos that may have been missed. 4. In the CEO world, some logic may not make sense; this is uniformly explained as a script mechanism, the rules of the CEO world. Both gong and shou are good boys; human setting issues are my own problems. 5. Early stage has more bullet comments. Later stage has fewer bullet comments, accounting for about 5%. 6. Always 1v1, no third party, no love triangle.

Next pre-sale: Husband Says He Wants to Sleep Early Again and Again (Opening by the end of November at the latest) Surface gentle and obedient, internally sulky and stomping rabbit shou VS Surface cunning and sinister, internally spoiled and beautiful fox gong (actually self-abased and devoted husband). Xu Zhixian discovered that his nine-year marriage seemed to be heading for a crossroads. The daily punctual reports became perfunctory, the balloon flowers in the vase gradually withered, and the sticky notes often stuck on the bedside were all torn off.

[Gong likes Shou so much, why doesn't he express his love to Shou? Even if they are married, expressing love is very important. [Confused][Frown]]. [Heh, no matter how many tricks old men have, they can't compare to the good looks of young people [Tease][Tease][Tease]]. The newly appearing bullet comments deepened Xu Zhixian's suspicion. He asked his husband if he was uncomfortable, and got the answer that he wanted to sleep early.

(Gong's perspective 1, 2, 3) 01 He is afraid of his gradually loosening skin, afraid of the fine lines that may appear at the corners of his eyes, he is afraid of the young and beautiful faces outside, and he is afraid of saying topics that are increasingly out of sync with his lover's thoughts. He is no longer young.

[I remember this is a text with a changing gong, why hasn't Shou divorced his ex-husband yet? [Scratching head][Scratching head][Scratching head]]. [They will divorce in a year [Smile]]. [I remember the ex-husband is five years older than Shou, and the gong is five years younger than Shou. Isn't the old man going crazy with jealousy [Hahaha][Schadenfreude]]. He is no longer young, and a young boy has appeared next to his lover.

02 He brings lunch boxes to his lover. His lover hides under a young boy's umbrella, smiling brightly. He dare not ask. [Is that the gong? [Like][Like][Like]]. [As expected, it's much better than that old man [Cheer][Cheer][Cheer]]. 03 Gurgle, gurgle, the thick soup is boiling, with small bubbles rising. He stands in the kitchen, holding a cleaver. Don't force me. Crack! The cleaver slams on the cutting board, and the bone is cleanly chopped. He wipes the blood off his face and takes off his apron. He should go pick up his lover from work. Today, no one should bother him.

Tip: 1. Self-abased devoted husband vs thick-skinned. 2. The bullet comments seen by gong and shou are different. The bullet comments seen by shou are that the gong (actually the new lover in the book) loves him very much, and the bullet comments seen by the gong are that shou has fallen in love with someone else. 3. Shou Xu Zhixian is twenty-nine, gong Lin Min is thirty-four. Content tags: Strong, Fantasy Space, Anti-routine, White Moonlight, Salvation, Bullet Comments. Fu Yanli Xu Wenci Yi Pei. One-sentence summary: [Main text completed] Hide in my windpipe. Vision: Break the old and establish the new, live a good life.

There are consequences to being a traitorous official.

First: Being born into a loyal official's family. She felt out of place and uncomfortable all over.

Second: Following her loyal official father into exile. Being a loyal official is really not a human's job; she had never been exiled even when she was a traitorous official!

Third: Being forced to protect the loyal official's family. Heavens, are you doing this on purpose?

Fourth: Forget it, I won't say anymore, all the tears shed are from speaking too much!

Let's do this!

Transmigrated to become a mountain bandit? Well, it's like returning to my old profession. The mountain stronghold was as poor as could be, so we could only start developing the land to achieve a comfortable life. As life got better, the few retired old chiefs were still worried, and they were determined to find a husband for their niece.

Under the old locust tree, several old men sat around, piles of portraits in front of them, discussing enthusiastically~

"This one is the lord of a city, known as the Jade-Faced Gentleknight. He and our niece are truly a match made in heaven."

"I think this one is good too. A famous scholarly young master from Liangjing, refined, elegant, knowledgeable, and sensible."

"And this one, a young general, capable in both civil and military arts, shaking the four directions."

"Alright, alright, they're all good. Cough~, I think this 'Worldly Son' is also good. He's handsome and talented..."

As a lazy worker who lacked ambition, Shu Shu never expected to die while casually watching a show and transmigrate into the spirit beast of the female lead in a fantasy novel she had just finished reading.

She was a tool-rat responsible for finding various rare treasures for the female lead, essentially the female lead's essential cheat - a treasure-seeking mouse.

Fortunately, she arrived at the beginning of the story. Without hesitation, she ran away and became the disciple of the main villain boss, thus beginning her life as a carefree immortal cultivator, doted on by the villains.

Note: This story has a CP (couple) and is clean.

In his previous life, Chu Yiran was the revered Imperial Advisor of the Great Heavenly Dynasty, and also a treacherous official hated by all. Everyone knew he committed countless evil deeds, but they didn't know he did it all to support the person he loved onto the throne.

However, on the day the new emperor ascended, he was sentenced to death by imperial decree. He watched helplessly as the scumbag emperor embraced someone else, his cold gaze meeting Chu Yiran's from afar.

Upon opening his eyes, Chu Yiran transmigrated to modern times and became a rising star in the entertainment industry.

He decided to leave the past behind and focus on his career! Relying on his metaphysical skills, he starred in several movies that grossed over 100 million at the box office. He appeared on variety shows, telling fortunes and gaining industry recognition, ultimately winning a grand slam at the year-end awards...

Not only did Chu Yiran earn the title of 'Entertainment Koi' with his innate talents, but he also encountered the popular top star, Su Jing.

Wait... why does this person look exactly like that scumbag emperor?

With a plan forming in his mind, Chu Yiran used all sorts of tricks to torment Su Jing, venting all the grievances from his past life onto this stranger.

Later, Chu Yiran, finally having things his way, not only gained the aura of a top star but also firmly captured the former top star, Su Jing.

Until one night, someone clutched his waist and mumbled groggily, "Wen Xi, stop messing around..."

Chu Yiran, who was in the middle of playing a prank, froze.

Wen Xi.

It was the courtesy name his father bestowed upon him in his past life.

1. The scumbag gong's regret and atonement arc, humorous and relaxing, 100% sweet!

2. Collect to stay on track, comments are welcome for interaction!

Indifferent Heartthrob x Possessive Psycho.

Yan Juan possesses a beautiful face that captivates many. He never believed in pure love or lifelong commitment. He dated others but never fell for them, expecting his life to continue this way.

Until one day, his family suddenly fell into hardship. To repay debts, he reluctantly participated in an online dating reality show, "Signal of True Love," as a civilian, accepting the script of a "playboy Omega" arranged by the production team. His role was to date multiple Alphas, playing hard to get, thereby inciting public backlash and increasing the show's popularity.

Yan Juan was exceptionally skilled at playing people. Therefore, during the dating show, while other guests focused on one-on-one pure romance, Yan Juan firmly stuck to the "multiplayer sports" route, flirting with everyone and giving equal attention.

According to the production team's script, Yan Juan's "promiscuous" behavior would soon make him disliked by everyone, turning him into a "hated by all" figure, thus highlighting the kindness and purity of the sponsor's favored "little white flower."

But it seemed the plot had gone astray; people didn't seem to hate him that much?

Obsessive CEO Alpha: "If you message others to provoke me, then you have succeeded. My interest in you grows stronger."

Gentle Father-figure Art Professor Alpha: "I know you're just playing with others, but I am your true soulmate."

Energetic Puppy Athlete Alpha: "Choose me! Choose me! Other Alphas are old, I am in my prime and have plenty of stamina to satisfy you!"

Production Team's Favored "Little White Flower": "Brother, do you mind OO love? I'm no worse than him."

Yan Juan: "So, I'm a heartthrob." He was exhausted by the intense competition and

He had loved for half his life and swore he would obtain Fei Yu, who was within the Yanwu Imperial Palace. For this, he did not hesitate to use 'schemes' and successfully infiltrated the palace.

He was notoriously lazy and decadent in the Tianying Pavilion. If it weren't for the person he loved, would he even bother to walk himself? He recalled that when he escaped the Yanwu Nation back then, Mo Yan carried him. When going in and out of Tianying Pavilion, he had a sedan chair to carry him. When had he ever walked?

Fortunately, the hard work was finally worth it. He saw his beloved Fei Yu. Huh? Fei Yu was ignoring him and only thinking about that dead person. Hmph! How could a dead person compare to a living one? The person he loved the most would definitely be him... Heh heh!

Watch as he simply kicks Fei Yu into the water, successfully attracting his attention and making Fei Yu remember who he was. Next, it's just a matter of escaping the palace. Although Fei Yu was the former emperor who was under house arrest, he held an 'ace' that could force the Emperor to release him. It seems the day they can be together forever is not far away...

Also known as: The Young Miss's Exclusive Taming Manual.

In the corridors of St. Ying Academy, Yu Jiu Yuan always wore a perfectly fitting innocent smile, like a harmless lily of the valley. Yet, in unseen shadows, her fingertips subtly manipulated invisible strings.

As the eldest daughter of the top-tier Yu family, she was bound to a mysterious system. The task list prominently featured five names. They were the most dazzling existences in the academy and the targets of her "taming game."

The cold, perfectionistic club president, who dictated terms in his domain, showed a flicker of loss of control in his eyes before her occasional "mistakes." The new vice-president of the student council smiled approachable, but his eyes hid a bottomless vortex; no one knew if he would offer candy or a knife next. The boy immersed in the world of biology only showed patience towards lab specimens, yet he would pause for a rare leaf vein specimen she offered. The arrogant Young Master Lin, relying on the Lin and Su families' friendship, initially disdained student council affairs. However, after serving as an executive for a semester, he developed an inexplicable desire to obey her as the president. And then there was the "fiancé" who came to study, along with his equally dazzling twin brother, whose possessiveness upon their reunion almost melted her.

No one knew that this seemingly gentle, considerate, and versatile Young Miss Yu, who was skilled in everything, harbored a cold, self-serving lunatic within.

The system's strategy missions? They were merely a game to alleviate her boredom.

"Be good, obey."

Which little dog should I train today?

Yun Xin is a succubus, and a male one at that. He doesn't have the soft, delicate body of other succubi, nor a face as beautiful as a flower. Instead, he's tall and strong, with broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and a pair of impressively large breasts.

He's not a traditional succubus either. Influenced by the views on love held by his two fathers, Yun Xin believes that one can only absorb another's essence if they are in love.

Just as he's about to starve to death, a new boss joins the company. The boss is extremely handsome, wealthy, and most importantly, possesses a very potent essence! Yun Xin can barely control his tail and horns from showing just from smelling it.

What's worse, the boss deliberately gets close to him, the immense essence washing over Yun Xin's face. He hears the boss's gentle, questioning voice nearby: "What's wrong, Xiao Qi?"

Yun Xin's eyes grow hazy, and he speaks sleepily, "B-boss... I, I'm hungry..."

The boss's voice remains gentle, but his hand becomes restless, his tone laced with seduction: "Where are you hungry? Tell me, Xiao Qi."

The boss's finger dangles before Yun Xin's eyes, and Yun Xin's gaze follows it. He then takes the finger into his mouth. The boss's eyes are full of delight, and his voice deepens: "Xiao Qi, your tail and horns are showing, so cute. Let me touch your tail."

Yun Xin, already dazed, obediently offers up his weakness.

Additional tags: Love Denied, Elite, Sweet Story, Modern AU, Relaxed, Daily Life, True Love.

A three-nothing youth, dumped by his girlfriend, flees the city to open an inn in Dali.

As his business is difficult to develop, he experiences a pure love story of red and white roses, with the companionship and confession of an willful heiress and a complicated relationship with a cold female CEO, all set against the backdrop of Dali's romantic scenery.