The ancient saying goes: Most generals come from Guan Xi, while ministers come from Guan Dong.
He Yan was born to be a Star General.
She was merely a stepping stone for her family, and was used as her brother’s substitute. She had fought on the battlefields for years, bringing peace to Xi Qiang, stopping the barbarians… When her brother recovered, she gave up her position with great laurels brought to her name. Without further ado, she was married off.
During her married life, she was forsaken by her husband and even suffered from a strange illness, thereby losing her eyesight…
The young and pretty concubine stood in front of her, speaking softly: “The decoction you drank that made you blind was instructed by the elders of your family. As you know, the dead tell no tales. If you lived, you would be your family’s greatest threat!”
A great general of her time, the heroine of the country, died pitifully in the hands of those shameless women, who only knew to fight for a man’s favor… How absurd!
When she opened her eyes again, she had become the drill fields officer’s daughter, who was weak and arrogant, innocent and naive.
They had stolen her glory, taken her life, lead her army and betrayed her feelings! She had crawled back from the depths of hell and would take back everything she had lost, one by one.
Bring the world under her feet and with her beauty and nobility, overwhelm the nine prefectures!
But would she get out easily once she entered the barracks?
Hardly did she begin her adventures when He Yan met her arch-enemy of the previous lifetime, that young hunk whose “enemies would retreat as soon as he attacked”.
The chic and cool female general versus the handsome and ravenous young man. Two efficient generals team up to conquer the world!
[Full Family Heart-Listening + Group Pampering + Feel-Good]
Shen Tang was originally a carefree little white dragon from Yaochi who failed her tribulation and ended up transmigrating into a book as a minor cannon fodder character. Her entire family were early-death villains!
As soon as she transmigrated, her scumbag father performed a blood test to verify their relationship. He was convinced that Shen Tang was the child of his wife's affair with a stableman and, in a fit of rage, wanted to drown both mother and daughter in a pig cage.
Shen Tang thought to herself: [Blind and foolish scumbag father! Your favored concubine tampered with the test water and added white phosphorus. Your blood and the stableman's blood can mix, try it if you don't believe me!]
The scumbag father, upon discovering the truth, executed the concubine and reconciled with his wife, living happily ever after.
The eldest brother was harmed, his tendons severed, and became a cripple. He was despondent and sought death, but Shen Tang said: [Big Brother, don't die yet, Tang Tang can save you!]
Before long, the paralyzed elder brother stood up, fought in battles, achieved numerous military merits, and trampled those who had harmed him.
The second brother brought home a woman, claiming she was his true love and that he would marry no one but her. Shen Tang thought: [Foolish Second Brother, she is clearly approaching you to frame our marquis family for treason!]
The love-struck second brother came to his senses.
The foolish third brother was mocked as a useless idiot and even tricked into drinking horse urine and eating dog feces. Shen Tang thought: [My third brother was originally a literary star who descended to Earth but was framed too miserably by villains! Fortunately, I am here...]
Before long, the foolish third brother was no longer foolish. He passed the imperial examinations with flying colors, and his every poem became famous throughout the ages. He transformed into the number one scholar in the capital, making a fool of the entire city.
Shen Tang discovered that her entire family, who were supposed to be early-death villains, were now powerful and wealthy, pampering her like a treasure. How did the entire capital's big shots end up pampering her as well?
[Note: The talismans mentioned in the text have been patented by us; other metaphysical products cannot be patented.]
Shen Jieju was involved in a car accident and woke up to find herself transmigrated into the body of Hang Yuamei, a Korean beauty influencer who seemingly committed suicide. The original host was known for her fiery temper and was dubbed the "most venomous-tongued" female influencer due to her frequent rude remarks during live streams.
Just as Shen Jieju was planning to "turn over a new leaf and start anew," she received a call from the production team of the show "We Are in Love."
"Shen Jieju**, your application has been approved. Our staff will contact you soon. We wish you an early start to finding true love and building a loving home together."
Under the threat of a twenty billion compensation fee, Shen Jieju embarked on her journey to stardom.
Episode One:
Netizen: What qualifications does Shen Jieju have to be on a variety show? What talents does she have? She's a toxic influencer who ruined my youth! I'll hate her forever!
Shen Jieju proved with facts that she did have some talents. She was a rising star in metaphysics, a treasure of four halls, a fashion darling, and a scene-stealer. Her talismans were priceless, and her divinations were worth a thousand gold.
In the final episode of the show, the trending topic "Don't let Shen Jieju go" stayed at the top for a whole day, but it couldn't stop her from leaving. The sweetest "power couple" in history stepped down, and their ending was already set.
Fans were wailing online, unaware that the two people they thought would never meet again were actually lying on the couch, frantically scrolling through posts and liking various shipping posts.
Shen Jieju liked the post: [The power couple will always be together!]
Quan Zhilong liked the post: [I'm begging for these two to date!]
Shen Jieju liked the post: [The power couple will never break up.]
Quan Zhilong liked the post: [Waiting for the official announcement.]
Quan Zhilong, an idol who always granted his fans' wishes, saw the fans' messages and truly made an official announcement.
[Official announcement: No pictures, because my darling is too good-looking to show you!]
A master of public manipulation, Quan Zhilong, and Shen Jieju, who navigated life with ease, were a perfect match.
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[1v1 Sweet Pampering, Suspenseful Love]
What do you do when you shake out an emperor husband on WeChat?
Female Lead: That day, a mysterious red rain fell, and since then, I've possessed extraordinary powers!
Emperor Jian: Hmm, you just played an extra in a horror movie set, right?
Female Lead: I demand a new husband!
Emperor Jian: Sorry, a thousand years ago, we were fated to be together! No exchanges!
A system-driven story featuring a strong female lead with a golden finger, filled with suspense, mystery, and a bit of humor.
Also known as: "Help! The Villain Eavesdrops on My Pun-Filled Plot Changes"
[Wealthy Family Comedy, Group Pampering, Variety Show Face-Slapping]
Qin Yirong woke up. In the book, she grew up in a pigsty and was later brought back to her wealthy family, where she was deeply loved. Great! She had the script of a pampered female lead! Unexpectedly, the fake young miss was the real female lead. Dissatisfied with the family's love for Qin Yirong, the fake young miss transformed into the daughter of the richest man and eventually ruined the Qin family. Qin Yirong: ? To save her bankrupt mother, imprisoned father, and broken brother, she bound herself to the Pun-Filled Plot Change System. Parents' death → Parents' reign Sitting and waiting for death → Sitting and waiting for money Family members who heard her thoughts: Could she be a genius?
Her fiancé fell in love with the fake young miss, and Qin Yirong had no male companion. She had previously signed up for a wedding variety show but now faced a hefty breach of contract fee. She gritted her teeth and pretended to be the girlfriend of a missing big shot. To make it believable, she updated her "spoiled wife" literature daily. [I am Xiaoluwei, my husband kisses me at every intersection to teach me the way] [Husband said: Be good, don't cook, eating you is enough] Audience: Where did this spoiled wife come from? Little did they know, all of this was heard by the big shot stranded on a deserted island.
One day, the fake young miss brought a cold and noble man.
Qin Yirong looked confused.
The fake young miss smirked, "Yirong, don't you recognize your husband?"
Just as she thought her lie was about to be exposed, the big shot grabbed her, his handsome face pitiful:
"Wife, I was wrong, please don't pretend not to recognize me."
Qin Yirong: ?
Audience: Wait, is what you wrote non-fiction?
Chen Xiaoying, on the verge of death, witnessed her children fighting at her bedside. Reflecting on her life, she felt she had failed as a mother: uneducated, lacking insight, and raising seven unsuccessful children. She favored her married daughters over her daughters-in-law and preferred her granddaughters over her grandsons. Unable to die in peace, she suddenly found herself back twenty years in the past. This time, she was determined to be a grandmother with a clear conscience, even if it meant being seen as an evil grandmother. But how could an illiterate old lady who had never left her village achieve prosperity? Suddenly, she noticed her eldest granddaughter looking at her strangely and realized that her granddaughter had also been reborn.
In just three years, Su Ling and Lin Feng went from being deeply in love to growing distant after their marriage.
When Su Ling received a call from his hometown urging him to return and inherit the ancestral home, he made the decision to pack his belongings and leave his disillusioning marriage and the bustling city behind.
Driven by the desire for self-sustainability, he took up a hoe and ventured into the fields to grow vegetables. Unbeknownst to him, his family’s ten-acre plot of land gradually transformed into a bountiful expanse of crops.
Eh?
Wasn’t this a tad bit too much? Since there were more vegetables than he could possibly eat, let’s live stream and sell them!
Surprisingly, the live stream’s popularity took an unprecedented leap, causing the vegetables to be sold out in no time. To add to the mystery, a fan base appeared out of nowhere?
At first, viewers entered a live stream with low expectations, anticipating nothing more than a mundane display of someone hawking vegetables. Just when they were about to express their criticism, their jaws dropped in utter astonishment the moment they laid eyes upon the streamer’s face…
Holy cow, holy cow, holy cow, holy cow!!!
Where did this stunningly handsome cutie come from?! TT^TT Someone save me! Why is a guy as good-looking as this one live streaming to sell vegetables here???
And so it continued…
Fan 1: The white cabbage from this cutie’s farm is refreshingly crisp and tastes amazing! Hope there’s more for sale next time!
Fan 2: We’re willing to send you gifts, Cutie, so please do more live streams! TT^TT
Fan 3: I’ve never been a fan of cucumbers, but ever since I tried the ones grown by this cutie, I can’t imagine a meal without them! (By the way, I could drool over Cutie’s face for a lifetime!) TT^TT
……
After returning from his business trip abroad, Lin Feng was greeted with a seemingly ransacked house and a slew of items missing. Amidst the mess, the sight of Su Ling’s divorce papers hit him like a ton of bricks, draining all color from his face.
Why did his wife decide he no longer wanted him after he left on a business trip?
In a mad frenzy, he feverishly sought any clues, only to be met with nothing!
One day, the assistant rushed over with a phone in hand, eager to show him a viral live stream featuring a farmer selling his agricultural products. Lin Feng’s astonishment knew no bounds when he realized that the handsome and graceful young man, clad in a white t-shirt and sporting a straw hat while holding a large cabbage, was none other than his missing wife!
Lin Feng raced through the winding roads toward the countryside, determined to bring Su Ling back with him.
With his pants rolled up and a hoe in hand, Su Ling proudly pointed toward the lush green fields and countered defiantly, “After all the sweat and toil I’ve poured into building this, why should I give it up?”
Lin Feng: “…”
Note:
1. A sweet 1v1 romance novel. Top pampers bottom. Please note that there will not be any pregnancy!
2. The story is set in a FICTIONAL world where same-s*x marriage is allowed and the brands mentioned are purely fabricated!
Upon reaching the brink of death, Shen Xinyan came to a startling revelation – she was, in fact, the very embodiment of the wicked mother-in-law character from the play.
In her previous life, misfortune struck mercilessly as her husband tragically passed away at a tender age, leaving her bereft and alone. Her own life ebbed away gradually, consumed by the torment of illness, until her last breath escaped her in the depths of the family temple.
Embracing her newfound chance at life, Shen Xinyan made a solemn vow to not confine herself within the boundaries of the inner household.
Jiang Suisui died of cong**ital heart disease in her previous life, and she has always regretted that she did not experience sweet love. She woke up in a daze in the 1970s, the man she saw at first sight made her fall in love at first sight.
Someone asked: Sui Sui, do you want to marry him?
Jiang Suisui nodded fiercely: Yes!
After waking up, Jiang Suisui realized that she had actually traveled through a novel. She was Jiang Suisui in a rural village in the 1970s, and she deliberately fell into the water to design the male lead, forcing him to marry his vicious female partner.
Jiang Suisui: … Is it too late to say no now?
Tao Ti, a little taotie* cub, transmigrated and became the bride of the sickly crown prince who was meant to chase out his ill fortune, but ended up committing su*cide by ingesting poison.
Met by the disgusted gazes of everyone in the Eastern Palace, Tao Ti was a little flustered.
Just then, the crown prince who was rumoured to soon die from illness comforted her, “Don’t be scared, I’ll give you a letter of annulment before I die, and return you your freedom.”
Tao Ti was stunned, “A-alright.”
Inwardly, she thought, “A gentle and beautiful man; I’m fine with this!!!”
Later——
When the crown prince was ridiculed, Tao Ti rolled up her sleeves to defend him.
When the crown prince was sick with a high fever, Tao Ti boiled the medicine herself.
When the crown prince’s appetite was poor, Tao Ti cooked, fried, steamed, and baked.
Everyone in the Eastern Palace: Safeguard the best crown princess in the world!
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The prince of the outlying tribe was muscular and bold; he planned to abduct Taoti to the grasslands once the crown prince died.
The crown prince broke the prince’s leg, then, in the middle of the night, blocked Tao Ti.
Tao Ti’s voice trembled, “Your… Your Highness?”
The crown prince’s eyes were dark, and his smile was warm. “If I had known that you liked wild ones, I would’ve stopped pretending.”
*T/N: Taotie are ancient Chinese mythological creatures with an insatiable appetite, commonly emblazoned on bronze vessels. It’s now used as a term to describe gluttonous people. Written as 饕餮, it’s pronounced ‘Tao Ti’ in Chinese, which happens to be a homonym of the FL’s name, 陶缇 (Tao Ti).