My name is Chi Li, and I am the King of the Demon Realm. Recently, I've had a minor annoyance.
My tree spirit companion always tries to water me and move me under the sun to bask. I told her, "I am a phoenix, not a plant."
She tilted her head, thought for a moment, and then happily bloomed a small flower on my throne. Now, the entire Demon Realm is spreading rumors that I, the king, have been "dominated" by a tree.
What a joke, this king... (I glanced at her, who was standing on tiptoe to place a flower crown on me)... Alright, I guess I have been dominated. But it's a sweet surrender.
