Latest Transmigration Novel

[Comments are open. This is a fictional metaphysical world, all plot is made up, do not apply to reality, believe in science, reject superstition~]

Metaphysics master Yu Lanlan dies and is taken by a certain system into a male-oriented novel with a live streaming popularity background, becoming a cannon fodder female supporting character with the same name and surname, whose fate is miserable.

According to the original plot, the original body and the male lead are both psychology experts, proficient in Western psychology, but because her live stream popularity overshadowed the male lead, she is framed by him and ends up disgraced in the live streaming world.

The transmigrated Yu Lanlan just laughs.

What Western psychology? That's just something our ancestors played with long ago.

She directly brings out the psychology most suitable for Chinese babies' constitution—metaphysics—and challenges the male lead to a live stream showdown.

1.

Two parents bring their daughters, who can't get out of their previous relationships after breakups, for help.

Male lead: "Based on various checks, diagnosed with severe depression, need to take medicine on time every day, and provide psychological counseling."

Girl 1: "Wuwuwu... Losing him, I'd rather die!"

Yu Lanlan: "Child, that boy's birth chart clashes with yours, he absorbs your fortune. Think about it, after being with him, didn't your grades drop a lot? But his suddenly improved?"

Girl 2: "Woc, that jerk!! I finally got 10th in the class! Why doesn't he go die?!"

After treatment, Girl 1 sinks deeper, Girl 2 successfully heals herself.

Girl 1's father slaps the male lead in front of all live stream viewers, then begs in front of Yu Lanlan.

2.

Two rich merchants come because their bodies have problems from overwork.

Male lead: "You have excessive stress, I suggest you learn a set of health exercises from me. Come, deep breath...1...2..."

Rich merchant 1: "Doing it doesn't help at all..."

Yu Lanlan: "Afflicted by villains, everything goes wrong. Isn't the manager recommended from below causing you troubles every night that can't be handled? Replace him, find a capable one."

Rich merchant 2: "Master is too amazing!!"

After treatment, Rich merchant 1's problems remain unsolved, Rich merchant 2 easily recovers.

Rich merchant 1 angrily demands sky-high compensation from the male lead, then turns to beg Yu Lanlan.

3.

The male lead refuses to give up and wants to frame Yu Lanlan according to the original plot, but Yu Lanlan quietly poaches his corner.

Looking at the somewhat wary female lead, Yu Lanlan: "He blocks your wealth path, clashes with your parents. If you continue dating him, your parents will have accidents..."

Female lead: "!!"

Female lead: "Break up immediately!!"

Many completed works in the column, take a look~

<吃瓜漫画横扫娱乐圈[穿书]>: Entertainment circle gossip guide~

<我在星际召唤神话大佬>: Summoning mythical big shots to dominate the interstellar~

<假如凡尔赛女配超有钱［穿书］>: The city's richest Versailles, can that be called Versailles?

<假如绿茶女配针对的是男主[穿书]>: If the green tea's target is the female lead...

<白莲女配的自我修养[穿书]>: Full-level white lotus deletes account and restarts~

: Boss from the start, tea鉴鉴 expert, come debate if you don't accept~

<修仙大佬教你做人[快穿]>: Demonic cultivator boss, will act instead of talking~

<能力是祖宗保佑>: Only I can save the world~

<穿书后抢了男主的霸总剧本>: Walk the male lead's path, let the male lead have the abuse plot~

<软萌桃妖才不可能那么强［全息］>: Big mix holographic online game~

Content tags: Female supporting character face-slapping, modern, fictional, transmigration,爽文, metaphysics

Yu Lanlan

Other: Many completed works in the column, read for comfort~

One-sentence summary: Metaphysics boss transmigrates to live stream and face-slap daily

Theme: Promote Chinese traditional culture

### Blurb: New article in the column has started: "The Sentinels Are Pulling My Hair"—You are a Guide. Your spirit body is a little sheep. You perform mental counseling for Sentinels. After the counseling, they will have improper thoughts about you. Without exception... They can't help themselves, lose control, and obsess over you madly. This causes a lot of trouble in your life. You decide to no longer be a Guide. But they come chasing after you. They say—"I want to be your dog."—[Male Competition Shura Field + Universal Heartthrob + Beast Taming + Non-Human + Transmigration + Loyal Dog + Superpowers + Revenge]

Wen Meng transmigrates into a melodramatic interstellar novel, becoming the vicious female supporting character fake heiress, and right at the start, she's thrown into the barren star lake, nearly drowning to death. Luckily, she awakens beast-taming superpowers, and with the system's help, she successively tames various juvenile disaster beasts, living together with the cubs.

One day... A pitch-black as ink giant snake coils around Wen Meng's body, its head affectionately rubbing against her cheek.

"Get off her!!" The white wolf at her feet suddenly transforms into a handsome man, he clenches his fists, roaring angrily at the black giant snake.

"What's it to you?" The black snake speaks human words, to assert dominance, wrapping her even tighter and licking her ear with its tongue.

"Can't you understand words?" The man burns with jealousy, grabbing the snake's neck in one go.

"If you're going to play like this, it's no fun." The black snake also shakes and transforms into a 188cm tall handsome guy. Dust settles, and the two men wrestle together. The scene is extremely unsightly.

"They... how did they turn into humans?!" Wen Meng can't believe her eyes.

"So childish, still fighting." The giant eagle spreads its arms, hugging Wen Meng's waist from behind, resting its chin on her shoulder, greedily sniffing the fragrance at her neck, "Only insecure beasts compete in male rivalry."

"Exactly!" The little bear comfortably pillows on Wen Meng's snow-white thigh, rubbing its furry face madly. One of its paws is tensed, as Wen Meng is trimming its nails for it. The little bear says in a milky voice, "Unlike me, I'm a good baby."

But at this moment, Wen Meng has come to her senses. She says faintly, "You guys, can turn into humans too, right?"

Giant eagle: "..."

Little bear: "..."

Later, they all want to monopolize her. They use all their tricks to ruin the reputation of other disaster beasts, filial piety turns corrupt, crazy jealousy.

White Wolf: "Say you love me, you love me the most, right!"

Wen Meng: ...(I do love, universal love)

Black Python: "Why can't we be together, did you give birth to me?"

Wen Meng: ...(Grown up and not listening anymore)

Thunder Bird: "Open your eyes and look at me, I don't believe your eyes are empty."

Wen Meng: "Put your clothes on!!" (nosebleed spraying wildly)

Bear King: You think I have no feelings for you? I just go into heat a bit late.

Wen Meng: ? (bear hug, uh, can't breathe)

Later on—Wen Meng finds the culprit who harmed her back then.

"You think you can fight me?" The person disdainfully glances at Wen Meng, without any remorse. She never took Wen Meng seriously.

Wen Meng opens the space card. The most terrifying disaster beasts in the interstellar appear at the same time. The emperor star's magnetic field and celestial phenomena go into chaos, like the end of the world. These ancient god-like disaster beasts submit to her, glaring ferociously at the enemy. The woman's face pales in horror, terrified.

"Scared already?" Wen Meng smiles, "I've always wanted to ask you, do you even know, actually, you're the fake one?"

Finally... Wen Meng's original fiancé, the emperor star general, roars with red eyes: "Tell me! How many more men do I have to defeat to win your heart?"

The police chief inspector, the crazy institute director, the noble business tycoon... all get mentioned at the same time. And the ones standing behind him, one two three... too many, Wen Meng can't remember. This world is a huge shura field.

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Reading Notes:  

1. Female lead is universal heartthrob, strongest in this star system  

2. There are 6 disaster beast cubs, all super love the female lead  

3. And super super many other males, all like the female lead!  

4. Female lead just turned adult, over 185. Male competition shura field + universal heartthrob + beast taming + non-human + transmigration + loyal dog + superpowers + revenge  

6. This story is purely fictional, do not substitute into reality  

7. The disaster beasts in this story have no relation to real animals, purely fictional.  

Content Tags: Superpowers, Interstellar, Transmigration, Cute Pets, Universal Heartthrob, Loyal Dog  

Search Keywords: Protagonist: Wen Meng ┃ Supporting Roles: Disaster Beast Cubs, Emperor Star Bigshots ┃ Other: 2024.2.3  

One-Sentence Summary: Wait, how did you all turn into humans?  

Theme: Harmonious coexistence between humans and nature

The Shen Guogong Mansion joyfully welcomes the little milk doll.

Old Master Shen happily holds the soft and tender little Guanger in his arms.

[Daddy is invincible in battle, upright and incorruptible, and handsome too.]

Before Old Master Shen could bask in his little daughter's praise, he hears:

[Unfortunately, he ends up accused of treason and collaboration with the enemy, meeting a gruesome death by being torn apart by five horses.]

[Mother is gentle like water, virtuous and kind, yet falsely accused of infidelity, eventually falling ill and passing away in depression.]

[Eldest brother is handsome and talented, with a bright future ahead, but forced to marry the daughter of the Grand Commandant, ending up with crippled legs and a tragic death.]

[Second brother is the future war god, but used by treacherous villains as a stepping stone for their fame, meeting his end pierced by ten thousand arrows.]

[Third sister is a business genius, owning her own enterprises by age seven and making a fortune, yet targeted by the female protagonist, ending up humiliated by beggars, her limbs crippled.]

[My whole family is loyal and righteous, yet we all die miserably, even she dies young in childhood, and together with the number one big villain, seventh uncle, torn apart by five horses.]

The entire Shen family declares: "Someone dares to harm our precious little one, we will tear that thief apart by five horses!"

In the end, little Guanger watches as her whole family lives in harmony and peace, eldest brother becomes the prime minister, second brother becomes a general, third sister controls the national economy, and the little cannon fodder unknowingly becomes the family's beloved pet.

【Coming back to fill the pit, babies.】【Next door: "Main Attacker Unit Sweet Short Story" and "Hand in Hand Teaching You to Fall in Love" please collect~】【All synopses are below!】++++Game streamer Du Ming unexpectedly dies and transmigrates into the body of the young master of the Du family with the same name. When he transmigrates, it's right when the young master is kicked out by his uncle and aunt, left with only a pair of white suit shorts, truly penniless. To survive, he has no choice but to enter the game arena to obtain survival supplies.++++In the dungeon where he can't lie, he speaks righteously and gains a crowd of praises. In the escape room, he befriends ghosts, outputs in reverse, scaring a group of NPCs into pissing their pants. Even more importantly, he even gains a wife in the game? What kind of world-class game is this!——Since the apocalypse, the game plane and the real plane have connected, and the NPCs have all come to life. They also want to chat with the players, but unfortunately, when players see them, they either scream or faint, gaining no sense of achievement. The NPCs all say: "This is the worst batch of players they've ever led." Until one day, someone enters the game, and from then on, a ray of light shines into the game. The daughter of Aunt Wang next door, who hasn't married for three hundred years, finds a partner. Grandpa Li, who has had rheumatism for over a hundred years, has a chance for treatment. Even the delinquent kid at the village entrance turns over a new leaf. Hearing the news, the NPCs are moved and spread the word, preparing to find that person, but they are scared off by the big demon king behind him. Who can tell them, who is that cute little one who is only 1.6 meters tall! Damn it, give them back their 2-meter-tall big demon king!! They're going to be scared to death, okay!!! PS: Silly and funny…

Content tags: Transmigration & Infinite Flow & Sweet & Refreshing & Lighthearted

Search keywords: Protagonist: Du Ming ┃ Supporting roles: Male lead, passersby A, B, C, D ┃ Others: Sweet without adding milk, remember to collect

(Transmigration + System + Multiple Children + Sweet Pet + Useless in Palace Fights + Dog Blood Drama + Charmer + Not Double Clean)

Ye Jinyun worked as a wage slave for a lifetime. After suddenly dying from overtime, she relied on a system to be reborn in ancient times. At the start, she got the orphan girl script, which was bad enough, but why did it upgrade to a palace fight script? And now the emperor is chasing her to bear children for him.

"The emperor would never choose an ugly one like me to enter the palace."

"Her body is extremely healthy and fertile, so her it is."

"As long as I stay low-key enough in the harem, the emperor won't notice me."

"I've been looking for you for so long. Bear a child for me."

Wasn't it said that the emperor has difficulty having heirs? Why is she getting pregnant one after another?

...

Harem crowd: Shocking! The ugly plain girl has turned into a great beauty!

Ye Jinyun: Basic operation.

Harem crowd: Shocking! The emperor has trouble having heirs, yet she got pregnant!

Ye Jinyun: Say it again, basic operation!

Due to an unexpected car accident, Chen Xiaoru binds to a mysterious 'Childbirth System' and from then on shuttles through various worlds, giving birth to heirs for the children of destiny.

First world: The petite wife of the emperor with no heirs

At the first meeting, Xuan Yuan Che pinches Chen Xiaoru's neck and says, "Who are you!" Later, "Xiaoru, I love you."

Second world: The secretary of the childless CEO

"Woman, who exactly are you?" Chu Tian Che says unwillingly.

Later, "Xiaoru, thank you for giving me so many children."

Third world: The petite wife of the farmer's son

"Xiaoru, don't leave me!" Song Zhe says humbly.

Later, "Tell me, whose child is that."

Also known as: Hardcore Dual Male Leads + Interstellar Assassination + Life and Death in Twenty Days + Mutual Banter, Bickering, and Heartwarming Daily Life + Reverse Taming of the War God + Strong x Strong Locked Together

"Earth's close-combat soldier king transmigrates into an interstellar weakling pretty boy? But inside this body hides a 3S-level War God Prince?!"

The tough guy Ye Feng encounters the arrogant and mechanically cold Interstellar War God Prince Long Sa in this unfamiliar body.

Two powerhouses with 100% genetic compatibility but unwilling to yield to each other are forced to share one body. To completely separate, they must find another body.

Thus, the body separation countdown begins: Nineteen days.

He bravely charges into the wild hunting zone, he challenges the pretentious guys; he calls him "hot-tempered guy," he retorts to him as "reckless fool"...

Brothers with backs against each other, a taboo heartbeat.

The eagle-like tough man Ye Feng doesn't know that his current delicate little frame has a bug: he can't hold his liquor, and when drunk, he blacks out...

A certain someone is absolutely straight as steel! But alas, the body isn't so straight...

Twenty days later.

On the tallest tower of the Imperial Star, he points at him and roars hoarsely: "You damn well played me for a fool, how am I supposed to be brothers with you from now on?!"

The War God's gaze is sharp: "Ye Feng, no matter what, I want to claim this spot by your side first, so everyone else can give up their thoughts."

The steel straight guy bravely ventures into the interstellar era, but from the start, he's strongly locked into a CP by the War God.

Dual Strong: Northeastern straightforward tough guy × Cold War God soul-tearing

Mo Wunian is one of the major powerhouses in the apocalypse. On the night before several people gathered to kill the zombie king, she inexplicably transmigrated into the body of someone with the same name and surname in the interstellar era.

At the start, she even got a bonus wife! It's just that the relationship between the two seems not very good...

However, it doesn't matter! Mo Wunian researches the zombie virus along the way, takes care of her little partner, returns to the interstellar era, saves ancient Earth, and lives a wonderful life ~

Jiang Yunshu had just kicked out her fiancé who was cheating on her when her long-deceased grandparents appeared in her dream. Before leaving, they even gave her a mustard seed space obtained from the King of Hell.

That's right, Jiang Yunshu was about to transmigrate, but fortunately, she had time to prepare.

From then on, she embarked on a path of疯狂 buying that she never returned from. Who would have thought that just as her money was spent, she transmigrated.

The Jiang Yunshu of the 70s was of unknown origin but grew stronger when faced with strength.

Facing her malicious parents and her scheming siblings who were full of bad ideas, Jiang Yunshu kindly helped sign up the whole family of four and conveniently emptied the house... not even leaving the land behind, then patted her butt and went to the countryside.

Who knew, due to a twist of fate in an accident, the drowning Jiang Yunshu was saved by Gu Jiuyan who came to visit relatives in full view of everyone.

Jiang Yunshu was saved, and behind her, there was a little follower who followed her everywhere. This follow lasted a lifetime.

By the way, she also gained a powerful in-law family and maternal family that protected their own fiercely.

(Interstellar + Beastmen + Space + Transmigration)

Jiang Wan never imagined that while just playing with parachuting, she would be blown by a demonic wind to the interstellar era, becoming a rare female.

Originally thinking she had become a national treasure, Jiang Wan was informed that adult females must hold a mate selection convention to choose a partner.

Mate selection?

With a ready-made one right beside her, Jiang Wan directly refused the convention and chose her lifesaver, the handsome and highly skilled General Yin Yi.

As a precious female, Jiang Wan only needed to shop and do food live streams every day, living a very comfortable life.

But one day, she received news that Yin Yi had been schemed against, stranded on a barren planet with unknown life or death, and the military was delaying rescue.

Jiang Wan immediately grabbed her weapon, burst into the Marshal's office, forced him to give her a warship, and went to save him herself.

Damn it, if I don't show you some color, you'll think I'm a fake mercenary!