CompletedWhile others struggle to survive in the world of uncanny rules, I'm busy eating and flirting with girls.
While others eke out a meager existence in the world of uncanny rules, I'm playing house with the bizarre entities.
First Uncanny Tale: The Bizarre Online Dating Partner.
CompletedThe first time Bai Tao woke up after her death, she found herself thrown into a world of uncanny rules by the world's consciousness, becoming an ordinary human.
Her neighbor is a talking dog that constantly covets her flesh and blood. Downstairs in her apartment building, a deer-turtle hybrid has just killed a chicken with a human head. The signature dish at the restaurant by the community gate is roasted whole human.
As the only human in the community, Bai Tao: "..."
The world of uncanny rules is fraught with danger; just staying alive is incredibly difficult.
The good news is, even in this other world, there are laws protecting minors, and Bai Tao happens to be a minor.
The bad news is, in 12 hours, Bai Tao will become an adult.
To save her life, Bai Tao must find a job within 12 hours.
A job has been arranged by the world's consciousness.
The problem now is, how can she safely leave her community and reach her workplace?
The answer: By clearing instances.
[Netherworld Cemetery]: You are a prospective buyer. Please tour all the cemetery plot types under the guidance of the salesperson. Note: The Netherworld Cemetery is for non-human residents only. If you wish to become one of us, please go to hell!
[Biology Lab]: You are a volunteer. Please experience the life of a lab mouse for three days in the biology lab. Note: You are not a person, but a lab mouse that cannot speak!
[Yu's Seafood Restaurant]: You are a seasoned food critic. Please taste the restaurant's delicacies and rate them! Note: Beware of parasites!
[Happy Community]: You are a delivery person. Do not let the residents discover that you are an outsider. Please escape before the instance fully manifests! Note: Look up at the sky, you might discover something different.
[Jiajiadao Supermarket]: You are an intruder (crossed out) you are a shopping guide. Please find the 'human commodities' hidden among the customers! Note: Jiajiadao Supermarket does not welcome delivery personnel!
[Huahua Breeding Farm]: The Home for Humanity welcomes all humans from Dream City. Bai Tao, Bai Tao, female, 18 years old, of suitable age for pregnancy. "Darling, do you want to have a child with me?" Note: Are they really your kind?
[Deliver-Anywhere Express Company]: You are the instance's supervisor. You must kill all the players! Otherwise, you will be the one to die!
[Great Dream Entertainment]: The first season of Dream City's girl group survival show is in full swing. Trainees are welcome to sign up and participate! But after debuting, will you still be you?
[City Hall]: You are a new employee at the Dream City City Hall. Surrounded by handsome men, getting promotions and raises—everything seems so simple. But something isn't right, is it?
[▆▆ City First Hospital]
CompletedThis is a cliché story of two young people saving the world.
CompletedThe moment he opened his eyes, the unlucky lawyer An Rao was dragged into an amusement park.
Bad news: There's a penalty for losing the game—the kind where you lose your life.
Good news: This is a rule-based supernatural amusement park.
There are rules? Rules make things easier! Lawyer An pushed up his glasses—this fault-finding king was eager to see just how perfect their rules were—and then decisively walked into the game.
Everyone waited with schadenfreude to see the arrogant, sickly beauty cry and beg for mercy.
But they never expected that this sickly man, who coughed with every third step, would not only slaughter ghosts all the way but also...
In the haunted house:
Hundreds of ghosts snarled in the darkness, opening their bloody mouths with sinister smiles.
An Rao looked at the female ghost in a bright red wedding dress: "Objection! Rule three of the haunted house game is inconsistent with the park guide. When a lower law conflicts with a higher law, the lower law's clause is invalid!"
The powerful ghosts instantly fell into logical chaos due to the rule conflict and began attacking each other.
In the netherworld secret realm:
Players were lured by an unmarked attraction on the map, uncontrollably walking towards the entrance.
"Wait a minute," Lawyer An stood at the entrance, holding the "Park Guide." "An unmarked attraction means it's not ready. Opening an uninspected attraction fundamentally violates the park guide's emphasis on visitor safety. I want to file a complaint!"
The players awoke as if from a dream, while the smile on the clown luring them cracked.
Ferris wheel rule: This ride does not have a red car. If you see a red car stop in front of you, please do not enter, or you will be responsible for the consequences.
Lawyer An, sitting in a car crowded with evil ghosts: "Objection! This rule completely disregards the rights of color-blind players. It is an unfair standard clause and is invalid!"
The evil ghosts just wanted to die again.
...
Not only did this Lawyer An, who was predicted to not survive three episodes, make the rule-based monsters kneel and call him daddy by finding faults, he even made a fortune using rule bugs!
The sickly beauty was far more terrifying than the rule monsters!
Finally, while dealing with the screaming ghosts, An Rao roared at the man kneeling before him with a bouquet: "I told you to wait until we kill the evil god of this broken amusement park before proposing, why can't you wait for a second?!"
"Okay!" The man nodded vigorously. He wants to kill me, he's so hot!
[A sickly beauty lawyer who confronts everyone and everything (shou) x A ruthless, taciturn, but innocent god-like being (gong)]
——Reading Guide——
The author is a coward, so it shouldn't be too scary.
This is basically a traditional puzzle-solving unlimited flow, but rule design runs through all the dungeons.
Although the protagonist is the intellectual ceiling of this novel, his golden finger is not thick. He is a growth-type character! —Just like his love~~
My CP has super thick arrows for each other! But the emotional line is slow-burn, and there's a reason for that. Babies, you must listen to my explanation!
No dungeon in this novel points to any real-life situation. Certain social phenomena may inspire dungeon plots, but there is absolutely no improper bias.
This is all I can think of for now. If you read it and don't like it, please just give up on me!
Updates every day at 6 PM!
[Next novel: "Failing to Pretend to be an A Will Get You Marked by Your Ex-boyfriend". Welcome little angels to collect it. If you really don't want to... then... then I'll give you a kiss!]
Shen Juan is the sole son of the Alliance's top conglomerate, the Shen family. He was supposed to be a favored son of heaven, a winner in life, but was diagnosed with a disabled gland in his youth, and his status plummeted instantly.
The most rebellious thing Mr. Shen did in the first half of his life was probably, amidst his father's fury, picking up a stray boy who was fighting with wild dogs for food.
It was originally just a whim to defy his father, but eventually, Shen Juan looked at the boy's wild, wolf-like eyes and decided to raise him.
However, the older the boy got, the more the wildness and madness in his eyes towards him could not be hidden.
Until the day the boy came of age and differentiated into an S-class Alpha, Shen Juan毫不犹豫地 him out of the house.
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Lu Chen, the long-lost prince of the Golden Iris Empire, returned to the royal court! However, he wanted none of the omega title, the throne, or the wealth, and instead joined the empire's strongest military unit.
He wanted to become the strongest person, strong enough to stand before Shen Juan again and ask him personally if he regretted throwing him away.
But Major Lu didn't expect to meet Shen Juan again so suddenly.
The cold and ruthless Major Lu stood in the chaotic and filthy pleasure den of the underground city, coldly watching the charming Shen Juan on stage.
The cold-faced beauty who had fallen into disgrace made the entire audience's blood boil, but only Lu Chen knew that Shen Juan's congenital gland disability meant he couldn't smell the shameless desire others had for him, nor did he know he was emitting a fatal attraction.
The young top-A major crushed the wine glass in his hand. If you want to fall, you can only fall into my palm.
Lu Chen finally got his wish.
The obsessive thoughts that kept him up for countless nights, once realized, drove him to madness.
Lu Chen once again bit hard on Shen Juan's disabled gland, which couldn't hold pheromones, forcing the beauty's eyes to turn red and his face pale.
—"Don't you understand? I'm disabled, I can't be marked, I won't belong to you."
—"Then I'll keep marking you until you belong to me."
Major Lu's psychologist's case notes:
The major is too cold and has a heavy heart defense, making my work difficult.
The major has a severe obsession that is difficult for him to let go of.
The major found the person of his obsession, but the situation didn't improve; his rage and control freak tendencies actually spiraled out of control!
The major has become very gentle, which is strange.
The major asked me if transplanting an S-class Alpha's gland to another person would harm the recipient's health? What is he planning?! He's the only S-class Alpha in the entire empire!
Doting wife, human-shaped superweapon, top-A loyal dog gong & Worldly flower, disabled gland queen shou.
Completed[Main story completed! Extras in preparation! Full text being refined! =v=!]
Wu You transmigrated. Bad news: he was trapped in a sealed secret room. Good news: Wu You came with a golden finger, named [Life Simulator].
[Age 0: You were born in a cave with a few memories from your past life.
Age 1: You were picked up by a kind woman.
Age 2: You were confined at home, never seeing daylight, and your physique was weakened.
Age 3: You quickly calculated addition and subtraction within a hundred digits, and your intelligence increased slightly.
Age 4: You noticed that your family members gave you complex looks and repeatedly warned you not to go out.
Age 5: You tried to open a window in your home. Your family members earnestly advised you, and your reputation increased.
Age 6: You finally got to go out with your family. The sun was bright that day, and the rebellious and intelligent you looked up.]
[You died.]
[This simulation ends. Congratulations, you have gained the talent "Rebellious Idiot: When this title is worn, wisdom will abandon you, and ignorance will envelop you."]
Wu You slowly typed a question mark.
Wu You: Hey, I don't believe it!
Wu You, who was frantically starting the simulator, didn't know that the world above his head had undergone earth-shattering changes.
[A nearsighted scholar with a demonic appearance stands on a three-foot podium, holding a scroll, teaching ghosts, with students everywhere.]
[A taciturn sword cultivator holds a blue-edged sword, challenging countless foes alone, intimidating the four seas, and dominating the world.]
[A physically impaired healer in a wheelchair, known as the "Child-Giving Guanyin," makes all strange creatures happily submit wherever she goes, truly a divine healer.]
[A child born in a small southern town faces a town full of secrets.]
And him, her, him...
The world is inverted, everyone is wondering where they came from?
Wu You, however, is simply delighted, hugging the talents he's rolled, and opening the simulator again.
Small Reading Guide:
There will be many simulated characters, some will be connected, and the length of each simulation will vary, allocated according to the plot.
The world view contains a lot, a lot of private settings! Including the author's characteristic Cthulhu world view.
VIP on May 26th, with three updates on that day.
Completed"Hey, wife~"
While abroad for medical treatment, Su Yi was dragged into a thrilling role-playing murder mystery game.
The game started with a haunting. Playing the bride, he clutched a white wedding dress, shrinking like a small animal in a corner, mocked by the audience as the weakest newcomer. Just when he was about to die, he heard:
"I am your life-saving system. Complete the missions to survive."
"To avoid the female ghost, Bride Su Yi, please move to coordinates (8,3) and stick close to the young man playing the violin on the street."
"To escape the zombies, please stop that Maybach within five seconds and sit on the CEO's lap."
"The headless ghost is coming soon. Now, abandon the CEO and the young man, pretend to fall, and fall into the arms of that black-clad Ghost King."
Su Yi:...?
Audience: ...Holy crap, daring to treat big shots like fish! This newcomer is asking for trouble, haha!
As a result, no trouble came. Instead, a series of airtight evidence chains emerged, unsolved murder mystery scripts were cracked one after another, and the arrogant culprits who had been at large for years were all apprehended...
Player Profile Displaying:
Su Yi, M University, Mathematics Department, most skilled in logical deduction.
Audience: !!
One day, after completing a deduction, Su Yi found himself surrounded.
The God of War young man, the richest CEO, the evil Ghost King... all his life-saving mission targets had drawn the "Groom" role card in the murder mystery game.
They lowered their heads, encircling Su Yi in their arms, maliciously pressing him:
"Who do you want to marry?"
Su Yi: ...
Life-saving system: All of them~
Intelligent, sickly, beautiful uke (Su Yi)
Mysterious seme with many aliases (Bai Ye)