"You bastard! If you have the guts, come here and your grandpa will kill you!"
Lu Yuanchao lost his temper and ran to the edge of the boundary, put his hands on his hips and cursed at them.
Several soldiers from the opposite side also ran over and cursed Lu Yuanchao face to face, each cursing at his own pace. Although no one could understand what they were saying, it did not affect their performance.
Lu Yuanchao was alone in the crowd and his momentum was a bit weak.
"Fuck...you bastard, come here if you dare, I'll kill you!"
Cui Xiongwei rushed over to support, cursing in the most unpleasant Shanghai dialect. Although he was not good at fighting, he was quite good at cursing. He and Lu Yuanchao were outnumbered and overwhelmed the other side.
"Fuck... that bastard must have eaten shit. It's stinking me to death!"
Lu Yuanchao had saliva sprayed all over his face. He couldn't stand the stench and kept retching.
"Damn it...I can't stand it anymore!"
Cui Xiongwei also failed and began to vomit along with Lu Yuanchao.
Damn it, these bastards are not only ugly, but also damn smelly. The saliva they spit out is even stinkier than a toilet. It's so disgusting!
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The person opposite laughed triumphantly, made insulting gestures, and cursed.
"I will kill them sooner or later!"
Lu Yuanchao, who was almost furious, glared at them with gritted teeth. If it weren't for the military order strictly prohibiting crossing the border, he would definitely go over and beat them up, beat these cheap and stinky bastards to death!
Glancing at Cui Xiongwei retching with his fingers raised, Lu Yuanchao said contemptuously, "Why don't you just change into a flowery dress, run over and use your beauty to lure these bastards over to me and let me beat you up!"
"Why the hell don't you put it on yourself? I'm considering the overall situation and don't want to argue with you!"
Cui Xiongwei was so angry that he felt refreshed and stopped vomiting. He glared at Lu Yuanchao with gritted teeth and pressed down his raised little finger with force, feeling extremely annoyed.
Damn it, this little finger doesn’t listen to his brain at all and always sticks up on its own, causing him to be laughed at by the two Governors of Hong Kong!
"Stop arguing and come here!"
Lu Jiefang installed the tape recorder and speaker, inserted the tape, called the two black-eyed chickens over, and excitedly pressed the play button.
After a burst of rustling sound, the old man's strong voice cursed, also in a gibberish voice, and his speaking speed was very fast. I couldn't understand a word.
"What is this old man cursing about?" someone asked.
"have no idea."
The brothers shook their heads.
"Look, they're getting anxious!"
Someone shouted excitedly, and everyone looked up at the same time. Sure enough, they saw that the people on the opposite side were so angry that their faces turned red. One person wanted to rush over, but was held back by the others.
The people on the opposite side glared at them fiercely and cursed at them. Although they couldn't understand what they were saying, they could tell that their curses were very dirty.
"Grandson, your grandpa is standing right here. Come here, I won't move!" Lu Yuanchao shouted proudly.
"Great-great-grandsons, come and meet your great-grandfather!"
Cui Xiongwei shouted even louder and mentioned it without permission.
"Grass!"
This time the two brothers reacted extremely quickly and attacked at the same time. Cui Xiongwei was hit twice on the back of the head in succession. He immediately saw stars and his head was buzzing.
"Stop arguing and unite against the outside world!"
The other comrades were so angry that one of them kicked him and then glared at him fiercely. The three of them withdrew in disappointment.
The cursing sounds from the recorder continued, attracting another ten people. Among them was a man with a slightly lighter complexion, who stood at the front. The others were all respectful, and it was obvious that he was a superior.
The officer also brought a translator, but his Chinese was not very good and he spoke haltingly.
"Our superior said that you are damaging the relationship between the two countries by playing insulting language on the recorder. The superior asked you to turn off the recorder immediately, otherwise we will regard your behavior as deliberately provoking conflict between the two countries, and you, China, will be responsible for the consequences!"
The officer spoke a lot, looking very angry.
"Bullshit! I'm playing a tape recorder in my own yard. It's none of your business. If you don't want to listen, just poke your ears out!" Lu Yuanchao cursed.
"If you can't do it, we, as friendly neighbors, are happy to help!"
Cui Xiongwei picked up a thin stick from the ground and made a gesture of poking his ear in a mean manner.
"You can come over to check in. My recorder is right here!"
After Lu Jiefang finished speaking, he glared at the two idiots with disdain. His scolding was totally off the point and they were so stupid!
"That's right, come here!"
The two fools immediately got enlightened and used their little fingers to hook their fingers towards the other side.
After hearing what the translator said, the officer's face turned even darker. He mumbled something else, which was conveyed by the translator. The meaning was similar to what he had said before, warning Lu Jiefang and the others not to cause trouble.
"I'm warning you, come and look at my mouth..."
Lu Jiefang became impatient after being warned, and suddenly he remembered that Ruan Qiqi had two sentences in pinyin at the end of the letter, which were particularly difficult to pronounce. The letter said that he could use these two sentences to curse the other party, and the other party would definitely break down.
He memorized the sentence, practiced it repeatedly, and could read it fluently.
Lu Jiefang read the sentence word for word to the person opposite him, and spoke it very loudly.
As soon as the words fell, everyone's face changed, including the superior and the translator.
"Brother, did you fuck their ancestors?"
Lu Yuanchao asked, and Cui Xiongwei next to him also looked curious.
"I don't know who I fucked, my sister-in-law taught me!"
Lu Jiefang was also a little confused. He didn't expect that this difficult sentence would have such a good effect. The bastard on the opposite side was so angry that his skin turned red.
"Brother, I want to learn!"
"I want one too!"
Lu Yuanchao and Cui Xiongwei shouted in unison, and other comrades also clamored to learn.
"Why are you in such a hurry? My sister-in-law taught me something. Let me try it first!"
Lu Jiefang was a little flattered. He was always the one chasing others to copy homework, but this was the first time that someone chased him to learn to curse!
So happy!
So proud!
Thanks, sister-in-law!
Lu Jiefang read another sentence loudly, and then the people on the opposite side whose red temperature had returned to normal quickly turned red again. A few people couldn't help it and jumped up and cursed. This time the officer didn't stop them, but looked at Lu Jiefang and the others coldly with murderous eyes.
"Haha, they are so pissed off! Liberation, hurry up and teach us! I will scold them to death!"
Everyone was very happy. In the past, they used to curse at them in their hometown dialect, and even if they cursed their ancestors for eighteen generations, these bastards would not react. After all, she was Lu Jiefang's sister-in-law. She was indeed a great person who could train her brother-in-law into a son!
Although it is difficult to read, there are only two sentences, and they are swear words, so everyone learns it quickly and mastered it in just a few minutes.
The loud speaker next to them played obscene words on a loop. Lu Jiefang and his friends lined up and shouted in unison:
"Each of you will give birth to eighteen daughters!"
"I wish that the sons you give birth to will all become women in the future, and be ridden by thousands of men and crushed by tens of thousands of men!"
Ruan Qiqi learned these two sentences from the Internet in her previous life. The woman on the other side has an extremely low status and is not treated as a human being at all. If she scolds a man for having a daughter, it is more vicious than the Chinese curse "Fuck you".
Ruan Qiqi and the genius old man learned these two sentences and marked them with pinyin to make it easier for Lu Jiefang and the others to learn.
The effect was really good. Two people were so angry that they lost their minds and wanted to rush over to teach Lu Jiefang brothers a lesson.
Because among this group of people, brother Lu Jiefang cursed the loudest and had the most despicable expression!
[I'm sorry, I wanted to write when I got home, but I fell into a deep sleep and just woke up now. Also, these things about the border are all fictional history, don't compare them with reality. Some of them are the author's free play, and there will definitely be many loopholes when compared with reality, haha]