The two black monkeys still failed to rush over and were stopped by their leader.
The commander looked at the Lu Jiefang brothers gloomily, as if he wanted to remember their appearance clearly.
Lu Yuanchao pointed his little finger down at him and shouted arrogantly: "Grandson, come here and kowtow to your grandfather!"
"Grandson, come here, grandpa will teach you how to be a man!"
Lu Jiefang also made the same gesture, with an even more arrogant attitude.
"Great-great-grandson, come here quickly. Grandpa has been saving up boy's urine for 21 years. Now it's yours for free!"
Cui Xiongwei was even more arrogant. He unbuttoned his clothes and shot out a high stream of water, which even crossed the line and landed on the opponent's ground.
"Fuck, I can shoot farther than you!"
Lu Yuanchao was not willing to be outdone. He gathered all the energy in his dantian and released a huge amount of water. The water indeed went farther than Cui Xiongwei's, and some of the water even splashed onto the upper of his superior's boots.
"I'm even further away!"
Lu Jiefang snorted and shot a farther stream of lightning, which pierced the officer's other boot.
"The company commander won't let us cross the line to provoke!" someone said worriedly.
"I didn't go there, it was my urine that went there, and the company commander didn't say I couldn't pee!"
Lu Jiefang had a good point, because Ruan Qiqi had said in the letter that they should find ways to lure the black monkey across the border so that they could beat it openly.
This trick of his is called "urinating to attract monkeys" in the Thirty-Six Strategies!
It’s very high!
Lu Jiefang was very proud and felt that he was indeed a genius. He had been restricted in Tanzhou and Jiangcheng before, but he was able to give full play to his talents only after arriving at the border.
"That's right. You control everything in the world and even my pee?"
After Lu Yuanchao had released the water and fastened his buttons, he gave his little finger to his officer, who was almost pissed off, in an extremely provocative manner.
"I'll treat you guys to a meal tomorrow. It's enough!"
Cui Xiongwei is also very arrogant. After all, he was once a domineering playboy in the compound. He doesn't need any acting skills at all and plays the role completely in his true character.
Suddenly, a black monkey rushed across the line, howling, holding a gun with a bayonet in its hand, and stabbed at Lu Jiefang.
"Brother, get down!"
Lu Yuanchao shouted loudly and rushed over at an extremely fast speed.
Lu Jiefang also lay on the ground very quickly. This was the tacit understanding and trust that they had developed as brothers over the years.
"I'm going to beat you to death, you bastard! I've been putting up with you for so long, you son of a bitch!"
Lu Yuanchao rode on the black monkey, snatched the bayonet and threw it far away. The other comrades quickly picked it up and loaded their guns. The black monkey on the opposite side also loaded his gun, and the two sides confronted each other.
Cui Xiongwei and Lu Jiefang also joined in. The three of them surrounded and beat the black monkey, and in an instant he was beaten to the ground.
The leader of the Black Monkeys demanded that we release the prisoners, but of course we refused. Anyone who crossed the border was an enemy and could not be killed.
"Don't beat him to death!"
An older comrade reminded him that he was not speaking for the black monkey, but was considering the overall situation. If someone really died, there would be big trouble.
Although it is very frustrating, we have to endure it now. When China becomes stronger in the future, we won’t have to endure it anymore!
"Then cripple him!"
Without saying a word, Lu Jiefang kicked the black monkey on the ground hard in the crotch.
Then, Lu Yuanchao +1.
Cui Xiongwei +1.
The screams of the black monkeys resounded through the sky. The other black monkeys roared in anger, wishing they could kill the three of them, but they did not dare to act on their own without orders from their superiors.
"You still won't come over? I'll kick you again!"
Lu Jiefang raised his foot, stepped hard on something, and crushed it a few times. The black monkey on the ground screamed miserably, and its body bent like a shrimp in pain.
"Brother, they are so cowardly!"
Lu Yuanchao also stepped on it, but he stepped on the other side. The black monkey let out a mournful cry, and the two quail eggs were completely destroyed.
“Save me…”
The black monkey cried for help from his superior.
The commander gritted his teeth and asked to negotiate with Lu Jiefang and their company commander.
"Who do you think you are? You want to see our company commander? Wash your black monkey face first!"
Even though Lu Yuanchao is not very smart, his mouth is as poisonous as poison. The same goes for Lu Jiefang. Both brothers have been practicing martial arts since they were young.
When they were young, not only were they beaten badly by Lu Ye, they were also scolded like grandsons. Their hands-on ability was no match for Lu Ye anyway, so the two brothers could only train their tongues and try to beat Lu Ye in scolding.
But the result was that Lu Ye didn't even give the two brothers a chance to speak and knocked them down in just a few hits.
However, the two brothers have developed sharp tongues and are more than capable of scolding the black monkey.
The two brothers were too lazy to talk and turned on the recorder again, which they had turned off during the negotiation.
The genius old man's curses played in a loop again. The Lu Jiefang brothers retreated to the side to drink water, and stared at the black monkeys vigilantly, fearing that their tape recorder and speakers would be damaged by them.
The commander on the opposite side left with his men, leaving only a few people to stand guard. The black monkey who was beaten like a eunuch was carried away by the soldiers.
On this day, the border was very lively, with horns honking non-stop. The black monkey on guard was so angry that he jumped up and down, but he didn't dare to come over.
Brother Lu Jiefang and his comrades were very happy, and all the frustration they had felt in the past few days was swept away.
During the evening patrol and changing shifts, the comrades who came to take over gave the two brothers a thumbs up, and the look in their eyes was no longer one of contempt but admiration.
The two brothers touched the back of their heads, feeling uncomfortable.
After all, they have been looked down upon since they were young, and they have long been accustomed to it, and even think that it is good to live a carefree life. But now they have a sense of pride and are full of ambition.
This feeling is hard to describe in words, but it feels great anyway, and they want more!
On the way back, the two brothers still felt like they were dreaming, and they walked with one foot deep and one foot light.
"Brother, did Brother Wang give you a thumbs-up?"
"It stood up, and it stood up three times!"
"Brother, I want to make a contribution!"
"Brother wants to too!"
The two brothers didn't know that their mentality had undergone a qualitative change at this moment, from wanting to survive when they first arrived to wanting to make merit.
They also wanted to be given a thumbs-up again, and they wanted to hear Lu Desheng say, "Well done, you are worthy of being my son!"
Cui Xiongwei, who followed them silently, curled his lips in disdain to hide his inner envy and jealousy. He really wanted that thumbs up to be given to him!
Damn, even the Governor of Hong Kong can get praise, he is so smart, he must not lose. I will call my brother later and ask him for any tips on how to deal with the black monkeys.
Although Cui Xiongwei is a coward, his elder brother used to be a member of the sharp knife company of the Southwest Military Region. He has been to the border many times to carry out missions and has experience in dealing with black monkeys.
Just as I arrived at the cafeteria entrance, someone ran over and called out, "Lu Jiefang, your sister-in-law is calling!"
The brothers' eyes lit up and they quickly ran to answer the phone. Cui Xiongwei felt jealous, because he also wanted an elder sister-in-law who was like a mother to him, but his eldest sister-in-law was a military doctor and was more fierce than his eldest brother. Even his mother was afraid of her.
"Sister-in-law, your tape recorder is really useful. The black monkey was so angry. And the two pinyin sentences you taught were amazing. A black monkey was so angry that he ran over and was beaten by us!"
Lu Jiefang excitedly talked about today's achievements, and humbly asked: "Sister-in-law, what did those two sentences mean? Fuck their ancestors?"
Ruan Qiqi gave a brief explanation, but the two brothers didn't understand. What was there to be angry about having a daughter? After all, monkeys are monkeys, and they think differently from humans.
"The higher-ups will definitely ask you to return the black-skinned monkey you captured. You should cripple him first. Do you know how to cripple him?"
"It's already broken. Yuan Chao and I each stepped on it and crushed it to pieces. The bones were also broken!"
Lu Jiefang's tone was very proud, he and his brother were very skilled in this business.
"Well done, just give the black monkey some breath, don't be soft-hearted, I sent you some money, eat well so you can beat him up!"
Ruan Qiqi hated the black monkey very much. Brother Lu Jiefang beat up the black monkey, which won her heart very much and deserves reward!
The Lu Jiefang brothers went to eat happily. Their simple thinking was like this -
Beat up the black monkey = rich = special treatment.
Therefore, they will beat up more black monkeys in the future and strive to give them special treatment every day!
Cui Xiongwei, who had also finished the call, was a little absent-minded. He was thinking about what his elder brother said.
"Soldiers crossing the border is a big deal, but civilians crossing the border is a small matter!"
[Finally finished writing, there will be one more update at midnight, and the rest will be written during the day. I should be able to resume normal updates tomorrow.]