"Shishi, do you know what 'sticking' is? Do you really want to?"
His voice was incredibly hoarse.
"I know, I've known it for a long time. It's the same as what I told you before, it's from the book, I understand it all."
"After Guagua came, every time I kissed it, it would talk to me a lot. I didn't understand it the first time, I understood it a little the second time, and I understood it the third time."
"Guagua just said that we can do it. You used to say I was small, but I'm not small anymore. I've grown up."
"You stinky egg, we didn't eat meat at our wedding. Today is Xiao Dongzi's wedding, so let's pretend we're getting married too."
Xie Lin: ...Is it possible to calculate it this way?
He could feel the changes in her body; it was as hot as his. But did she truly understand completely? Or was it just the stimulating imagery?
No, the fact that she can be stimulated means she really understands.
Stinky Egg's heart was pounding, racing at high speed, his eyes filled with anticipation.
Buling Buling.
"Shishi, I'm... here?"
The large hand pressed down, "I'm really here?"
I heard that it hurts. Will she kick him out of bed?
With his beautiful wife in his arms, he was itching to make a move, but he had to take precautions.
"Shishi, are you really sure you want to? That might be a little... um."
You're such a chatterbox. Just kiss, why all the talk? It's not like we've never kissed before.
Guagua moved a stool and sat under the tree, her pink heart-shaped eyes sparkling as she looked towards the house with a beaming, maternal smile.
Hahaha, today is a good day.
Everything you wish for will come true.
Master, come on, baby, hurry up!
What should we name the baby? Oh right, Xie Choudan once said he wanted to marry into the family, so the baby's surname is Zhou. Naming him Zhou Liu would be good.
Little Liu, hehehe.
Hiss? (Why are you laughing so scary of a snake?)
The eldest brother poked his head out.
"Get lost! This is called a smile radiating maternal love, what do you know?"
"Go to sleep. It's because you don't go to bed on time that your second child hasn't had a baby."
"Look at Xie Da's family, aren't you envious? Be careful, or the second son might not want you and find a new snake husband."
The eldest son obediently returned to his nest and clung to his wife.
The only male snake a wife can have is herself.
A quarter of an hour, half an hour, an hour, two hours later, the door opened, and Guagua hid behind a tree, sticking out its eight-trigram antennae.
Wow, Xie Choudan is pretty good, that's fierce and long-lasting.
Huh, why is his face dark? Is he still not satisfied?
Oh dear, what a scoundrel! How can he not cherish his master?
Hmm? There's a bathroom inside, what was he doing in the outside restroom?
With no one to answer his questions, Guagua was itching to start cleaning, but he couldn't; it was a private matter between the couple.
Xie Lin noticed the tentacle-like tendril and snorted coldly.
You stinky brat, just wait, I'll train you until you're crippled.
Oh no, I smell gunpowder, the kind that's meant to silence people. Get out of here!
It scurried up the tree in a flash, climbed to the very top, and escaped the place of destruction by hanging from a branch.
Six hours later, we gathered in the space to rinse our mouths.
The baby looked left and right, but the master's bedroom door was not open.
Is the owner too tired?
It poked the second son, who was brushing his teeth with a tyrannical toothbrush curled up with his big tail.
"Second brother, have you seen the master?"
Hiss. (No.)
The door creaked open, and Shishi came out stretching as usual.
His gait is normal, and his legs are normal too.
Yeah, if it's too normal, then it's very abnormal.
Is Xie Choudan really no good?
It stepped forward with a cup in its hand, "Master, did you have fun playing with Xie Choudan last night?"
"I'm so happy, we kissed for a long time."
"And then? Is Xie Choudan happy?"
"He was very happy too."
Guagua didn't quite understand.
"Did you take off your clothes?"
"Take it off, you're completely naked."
Guagua was even more confused.
It wasn't a mistake; Xie Choudan really did look grumpy when he came out of the room, not at all satisfied.
"Is Xie Chou Dan happy?"
"I was so happy! You said not to leave the sticker on for too long the first time, so I just put it on while I slept and let him play by himself. He had so much fun."
Guagua: ...No wonder you can't be happy playing alone.
He's so insatiable.
The responsibility lies with the bird; no wonder it was in danger of being destroyed.
No, it didn't say it couldn't last long.
It said that the first time might not be long, and asked her to be understanding of Chou Dan. By the way, she went inside before she finished thanking Chou Dan, so it became that she couldn't stick it on for too long, is that right?
"How long did it stay on?"
"Brush your teeth for as long as you like."
Uh... it's hard to give a proper evaluation in just three minutes.
"Master, that's not how it works. It can stay on for a long time, thanks, Stinky Egg..."
"What's wrong with Stinky Egg?" Shishi spit out a mouthful of water and wiped the foam from her mouth.
Da da da.
The heavy footsteps and labored breathing made it clear that Xie Choudan had returned from his run.
The little croaking baby trembled slightly and cautiously turned its head.
His sword-like eyebrows were fierce, and although he was drenched in sweat, he exuded a chilling aura.
The little rascal dashed into the kitchen and brought out a steaming bowl of venison soup, acting very obsequiously.
It's been stewing for a long time.
"Thanks, you stinky egg. Have some soup to nourish yourself."
Xie Lin glanced at it, his gaze icy. "Supplement what?"
Guagua shuddered. Unsatisfied men are truly terrifying. "Nourish, nourish the kidneys."
Taking kidney tonics should be a good idea. Thanks to Xie Choudan for having healthy kidneys, so that the master will be healthy and the baby will come quickly.
Hehe, hehehe.
Xie Lin sneered repeatedly.
Thinking about how pathetic I looked last night, I wished I could just chop up this lump of iron.
He has a foul mouth; he doesn't say what he should say, but he says a lot of things he shouldn't.
Who would understand? He happily took off his pants, only to finish in three minutes. Oh, I mean, he finished.
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