He thought he was really incapable, and later he burned his own wife to death rather than give it to her, his reason being: "Guagua said that the first time you can't stick it on for too long."
Then all he could do was kiss to quench his thirst and rub against her to relieve his pent-up desire. Thanks to Guagua, his first experience was absolutely terrible, haha.
A bunch of stinky kids looked at each other, not quite understanding the subtle nuances of human nature.
Hiss. (Eating.)
Hehehe.
Ugly and Little Master didn't understand either, as they waited at the table but didn't get their share.
"Quack quack, where's our soup?"
What kind of highly nutritious soup should a little kid drink?
"Let's go have some porridge."
At the dinner table, even while drinking hot soup, the patriarch couldn't stop the cold knife from being stabbed.
Guagua: ...Can this be put behind us?
Half an hour after the meal, Guagua was taken to the golden training ground.
"Aww, thank you, stinky egg, I was wrong."
"Ouch! Don't hit my pretty face! That's my image!"
"Thank you, you stinky egg. This is the last time I'm saying it: don't hit my face."
"You surnamed Xie, I'll fight you to the death."
A bunch of stinky kids squatted to the side, cracking sunflower seeds, watching the little frog get beaten up, looking quite alert.
I wish we could fight for a long time so we wouldn't have to go to class.
The circuit board crackled and popped from the beating, and the child regretted his actions.
If it's up to the master, Xie Choudan won't be able to eat meat for a year or two. He should be kept waiting until he's suffocated. It would be best if he couldn't have human intercourse and became a eunuch. Humph.
Shishi patted its mud-covered head. "Quack quack, you've worked hard. Stinky Egg is just too happy."
Guagua: ...He's been harboring a lot of bad intentions, do you think he's happy?
Zhang Xinlang went to morning training full of energy, radiating an aura of harmonious marital relations, which infuriated Xie Lin.
He could have been harmonious.
It's all the strategist's fault for playing the zither recklessly.
"Sister Wanwan, did you have fun with Xiaodongzi last night?"
"Let me tell you, last night Chou Dan was also a groom. Xiao Dongzi is the new groom, Chou Dan is the old groom, and I am the old bride. We had a lot of fun."
The two grooms, one new and one old, walked back together after morning training and stood at the door: ...
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