What does it mean? What does it mean?
The literal meaning won't work; I need to think of a way to coax him.
First, reassure her, and then we'll talk to her in detail after Guagua has done its research.
"That's right. You were supposed to stay in your mother's womb for 10 months to absorb enough nutrients before being born, but your mother gave birth to you at about 8 months. That's called premature birth."
"Premature mothers only experience pain; once they have enough nutrition for 10 months, the pain will subside."
"Look, you might not have been as smart and beautiful as you are now when you were only about 8 months old. Your mother gave you all the nutrition so that you could be as smart and beautiful as you are now, which is why it hurt."
"Think about it again. When we first met Chou Chou, wasn't he skinny and ugly, like a skinny monkey? He only became good-looking after he came to our house, ate his fill, absorbed enough nutrition, and gained weight."
"Your mother has sacrificed so much for you to look good."
Skinny Ugly Monkey: ...Brother, you can't just make personal attacks like that.
"Really?"
"Really, if you don't believe me, ask Mom. She's had kids before, she'll definitely know. Mom, don't you think?"
Zhang Tong and Tao Lao were completely bewildered. How could Shi Shi know the scene of her mother giving birth to her, as if she had seen and heard it with her own eyes and ears?
That's not right. Even if she saw or heard it, she couldn't possibly remember it.
Ignoring all that, Zhang's mother joined the effort to soothe the baby.
"Yes, Shishi, I didn't feel any pain when I gave birth to your fifth and eighth brothers. It's true. As long as you eat well and have fun during pregnancy, and the baby is full-term, childbirth doesn't hurt at all."
She wasn't lying. Being in the military meant she was physically fit, and childbirth was genuinely painless and quick, except for the slight discomfort at the onset of contractions.
The environment was harsh back then, and the war was intense when I was giving birth to my second child. I had no time to rest and was even doing the work of two people. In the end, I was too weak to conceive again.
"Yes, yes, Dad has the most say. Dad was right there when your mom gave birth. She didn't even cry out in pain. It was like giving birth to a piglet; it was over in no time."
Xiao Dan spoke frankly, and while others may not know, his wife really didn't experience any pain during childbirth.
"What do you mean, 'giving birth to piglets'? Has the sow in the cafeteria given birth yet?"
Yao Lixiang came out to wash the dishes and, hearing the commotion, curiously chimed in.
Zhang Tong's face turned bright red.
This wretched old woman, does she think she's a sow giving birth to piglets?
"no,......"
"Assistant Yao, it's me. I'm pregnant. My dad, mom, and stinky egg all say that childbirth isn't painful and that the pain will stop once the baby is 10 months old. Is that true?"
"You're the assistant, you can't lie to the boss."
Shishi is shrewd; worried that her husband and parents might lie to her, she decided to seek advice from outsiders.
The four adults in the yard became nervous, and they all winked and made suggestive gestures.
Assistant Yao, look at our expressions! Look at our expressions!
If it's too sudden, we need to appease them first and wait until we're sure about it in about two weeks.
Yao Lixiang looked at this and that.
Is it as she understands it?
He quickly received the signal, not daring to look at his boss's tears, raised his hand to cover his chest, and put on a sincere face.
"Boss, it really doesn't hurt. I've given birth before, and it didn't hurt at all."
"Nonsense, you pinched my waist until it was bruised when you gave birth to our first child, and when you gave birth to our second..."
"Old Ding, how old are you? You don't even wipe your mouth after eating. Go back to your room and wipe your mouth."
Ding Youliang reflexively raised his hand to wipe his mouth.
No, he wiped his mouth with his wife's handkerchief.
Hmm? Is your wife's eye twitching?
Shishi climbed down from the patriarch's arms, sniffed, and walked to the courtyard wall shared with the Ding family.
"Assistant Yao, Uncle Ding, answer my question together, quickly. I'll answer as soon as I finish speaking. What should I call myself after giving birth?"
"It doesn't hurt."
"Your name is Zhou Shi."
The air became quiet.
That little girl is too clever; she's already setting traps.
Yao Lixiang glanced apologetically at her sister, then grabbed her husband and stood there like a schoolchild who had done something wrong, too afraid to move.
Ding Youliang belatedly realized something was wrong, and his mind raced.
What just happened?
Why is my little darling crying?
This little rascal is always eating and playing, so what could possibly make everyone so nervous?
Ah, I just remembered, my wife said that childbirth doesn't hurt.
It hurts so much! The soft flesh on my waist has been pinched three times. The memory is etched in my mind. How could childbirth not hurt?
Um? ? ?
Why are we talking about having children? Is it because...?
A sudden inspiration struck him, and he began to grow a beak.
"Honey, I know you didn't experience pain during childbirth. The kids are all grown up now, why are you suddenly bringing this up? Are you missing the kids? Sigh, if you miss them, just go see them. They're not far from the city."
After saying that, he proudly raised an eyebrow at his wife, then returned to his blank expression and asked, "Shishi, why are you crying?"
It's impossible for a staff officer to be brainless.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Thank God, this is over.
But who is Shishi? She's been through a lot, she's got a sharp mind.
"Uncle Ding, say it again, does childbirth hurt?"
The patriarch and Mr. Xiao, who had experienced mind control, felt a chill run down their spines, knowing that they were doomed.
"It's impossible not to hurt. It hurts all the time. Lixiang had three children, and my left and right waists were pinched so badly by her that there wasn't a single good piece of flesh left."
"Especially when I gave birth to my first child, I was in pain for a whole day and night, and I cried out for a whole day and night."
Honest man Ding Youliang: ......
Everyone: We're doomed.
"Waaaaah~~, you're all liars, I don't want to have a baby."
The cries were heart-wrenching and earth-shattering, accompanied by loud thunder and heavy rain. The patriarch was at a loss and carried the person back to the west room into the space.
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