If you can't appease them, you'll have to turn to the housekeeper.
The first time, he didn't know how to handle it either.
He said he was just letting nature take its course, and he didn't expect the child to come so quickly.
"What? Saturday is here?" Guagua was so excited he almost had to rewrite his code.
Oh my goodness, we've been waiting for this day and night, and finally the little master has arrived!
Everyone's eyes are sharp, and they're already coming up with ideas, even though it's Saturday and the weekend.
Knowing that its owner had always reacted strongly because of the three factors that make having a child too demanding, Guagua had already come up with a solution.
"Master, if you don't want to have the child, it's simple, just abort it."
The patriarch frowned. "You brat, what are you saying? Hitting children is bad for their health."
He had heard of cases where people injured themselves by abusing their children, becoming unable to conceive again and suffering from chronic illnesses all year round—this was not a good thing.
The main issue is that it's not confirmed yet; Professor Tao said we have to wait half a month.
As a complete novice, his only source of understanding was listening to experienced people, and he assumed that Guagua would have some good words to say, but the result was even more outrageous.
Guagua ignored him and continued, "Master, if you don't want to have children, then we won't. Guagua supports you."
The crying stopped abruptly. "How do we fight?"
"Take your medicine! After one bowl of medicine, all the Calabash Brothers—Lucky Brother, Unlucky Brother, and all the other Calabash Brothers—will be gone."
"I just want to make it clear to you that hitting a child will cause a lot of bleeding. If you lose too much blood, your complexion will be bad and you may not be as beautiful as before. It will take a long time to recover. You should be prepared that you won't be the most beautiful for a while."
Losing the top spot was too much of a blow; her face turned deathly pale.
"Oh right, hitting a child is like cutting the flesh inside their stomach, and it's done little by little, like slicing a roast duck. It hurts so much, ten or a hundred times more than childbirth."
Whether childbirth is painful or not depends on one's physical condition. The owner, who is strong enough to kill a wild boar with one punch, is unlikely to experience pain. In comparison, hitting a child is more painful, so this is not an exaggeration.
"But don't worry, Guagua will prepare painkillers to ensure that you only experience a little bit of pain, not a little bit more."
She clutched her belly, her face deathly pale.
"Also, because you've lost a lot of blood, you'll need to stay in bed for a while after the abortion. You can't eat spicy food, salty food, or sweet food; you can only eat bland food."
Even a short period of confinement is still confinement, and you need to avoid certain foods to help your body recover; that's not just hearsay.
"Oh, I forgot. Master doesn't know what 'light' means. It means only a little salt and a little oil are added. It's not flavorful or fragrant enough, that's what 'light' means."
"For example, when making spicy crayfish, you can't add chili, you can only add half salt. Not only will there be no red oil, but you can't even see any oil. It's not a big deal, it just won't taste good. Just make sure it's cooked through."
"Don't worry, Master. Guagua is best at making light meals. Alright, Master, are you ready? If you are, I'll go and brew you a herbal soup to help you have abortions. After drinking it, you won't have to have children."
Seeing someone go from clutching their stomach and turning pale to pouting and refusing to eat bland food, the patriarch breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the real beads of sweat from his forehead.
A rainbow appeared in the clear sky.
That rascal is quite clever; why didn't he think of turning the tables and coaxing her instead?
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