Chapter 69 There is emotion, but not much
Ru Tang and her daughter were very curious about the reason why Chen Fu was hospitalized.
"Did he curse so passionately that he gave himself a heart attack?" Hao Mei was curious.
"No, my mom heard from the neighbors that he was scolding you at home, and she couldn't stand it, so she went to check. As a result, Chen Fu heard my mom coming and was so scared that he locked the gate to the yard and didn't dare to see my mom. He was worried that my mom would climb over the wall, so he wanted to jump over the wall from the backyard and leave."
"Ah?" Rutang was dumbfounded. What kind of magical plot was this? It was so full of ups and downs.
"When you jumped over the wall, you didn't see the road below clearly, and you fell directly into your neighbor's manure bucket."
"Ah?!!!" Ru Tang was shocked again. This was interesting news!
There are dry toilets in the countryside. When the toilets are full, they are emptied out to water the fields. I don’t know why Chen Fu was so unlucky. In order to avoid Yu Yaoyang’s mother, he ran from the backyard and ended up jumping into the neighbor’s manure bucket.
"According to eyewitnesses, he fell all yellow and green."
"Oh my god, I can't eat barley porridge anymore." Xiaoyue expressed contempt for her brother's description. It was too disgusting.
Rutang and her daughter also felt quite disgusted. How should they describe this feeling? It was a bit subtle, the kind of feeling that was both disgusting and a little bit refreshing.
"It's not over yet. He jumped into someone's manure bucket and was in a hurry to get out. He was dripping wet..."
Rutang quickly raised his hand and said, "Stop it, don't go into so much detail, it's disgusting."
"Anyway, he was just so confused that he couldn't see the road ahead. Of course, I suspect that it might be poop in his eyes that made him unable to see clearly. Anyway, whatever it was, he stepped on the dung fork."
The dung fork was originally placed vertically next to the bucket, with the sharp iron head facing downwards. He stepped on the iron head, and under the effect of the lever principle, the handle hit his head with a bang. Chen Fu was hit all over his head and fell into the dung bucket.
Feeling dizzy.
I guess he got a concussion.
"He sat in the dung bucket for ten minutes. There were many people watching, but no one came forward to help. Tsk, isn't it said that the people in our countryside are simple and honest? How could the villagers be so cruel?" At the end of his speech, Yu Yaoyang did not forget to shake his head in a pretentious manner, acting as if he had a strong sense of morality.
"Well, I may not be cruel, the villagers are also afraid of stench..."
After hearing the end, Rutang felt a little sympathy for his unlucky father. How unlucky must he be to have such a thing happen to him.
"In the end, it was my mother who was in charge. She heard the noise in the backyard from the front yard and came over. When she saw Chen Fu lying in a pool of shit, she called Chen Cai and Chen Yun to help. It is said that the two brothers were so moved when they saw their brother lying in the shit that they burst into tears and covered their mouths and tried to run away."
This fake brotherhood also opened the eyes of the villagers.
"If our mother hadn't told me to come back and smash the windows one by one if they dared to run, they would really have abandoned Chen Fu and run away."
Hao Mei wiped the tears from her eyes and said with emotion: "My mother-in-law is really a heroine."
Xiao Li played an indispensable role in raising such a funny son like Yu Yaoyang.
"After I learned about this, my literary cells started to growl. I ran into Chen Cai this morning when I went out, and I gave him a pair of couplets."
Yu Yaoyang was very proud. He did have some talent when it came to taking advantage of others' misfortunes.
"Also, still couplets?" Rutang was surprised.
"Brothers are birds of the same forest, but when the shit comes, they fly away separately! The horizontal banner reads, the yellow and green show true love!"
“…You are such a mean person.” Rutang felt that the fact that he had never been beaten to death for being rude in his life was directly related to his fighting ability.
"What a sin, such a sin." Hao Mei said to herself.
"Aunt, do you think my brother is a bad person?" Xiaoyue was just about to say a few words for his brother. His brother is usually...well, his brother is also a mean person on weekdays.
But Chen Fu was particularly hurt because he was not nice to Rutang and always beat her.
According to Yu Yaoyang's simple value system, anyone who touches his wife is a person with a pumpkin head who deserves to be beaten.
Hao Mei waved her hand.
"No, it wasn't our Yaoyang who made him jump into the cesspool. I think it was a sin because I just made beef paste, and that color... Oh, forget it, beef paste can be stored, let's eat it in a few days."
The son-in-law’s vivid description was like that of a poet scattered among the people. He made all the shit, urine and fart jokes very clear. But being too vivid also has its disadvantages. It is easy to trigger associations, which led to the delay of the beef sauce noodles that was supposed to be dinner.
"According to eyewitnesses, after Chen Fu was sent to the township health center, the health center opened a separate area for him to stay, and he enjoyed distinguished treatment."
"Are you worried that your dad will scratch the bed sheets in the clinic? What has the clinic done to anyone..." Hao Mei felt very sympathetic towards the clinic. It was so pitiful.
"It's not bad. It is said that Chen Fu stayed in there and used several bottles of alcohol but still couldn't clean it up. The director wanted to use a water pipe to spray alcohol on him. It's all money. Chen Fu yelled Ru Tang's name and insisted that Ru Tang go to see him."
Yu Yaoyang's spies were all over Dali Village. Chen Fu changed several places, but he was able to seamlessly connect and eat melons.
"He called me to ask me to go and pay the medical bills, right? No, I won't go. How much does so much alcohol cost..." Rutang shook his head like a rattle.
Originally, concussion might not cost much, but cleaning out the concussion from the pit required so much alcohol, and we also had to disinfect the place where Chen Fu had been, so the medical expenses must be expensive.
Of course, Rutang was not short of that little bit of money. She just felt that the entire health center and even the entire town were waiting to see what the family of the man who fell into the pit of feces looked like.
Rutang doesn't want to be known as this.
"He is in the hospital, who will take care of him? Is there anyone paying for his medical expenses?" Hao Mei asked.
She and Rutang definitely couldn't go back and throw this person away, and they didn't want to claim the old man in the cesspool.
"This is even more interesting. Didn't my mother encourage the two brothers to go with me? It is said that as soon as they arrived at the clinic, Chen Yun ran away under the pretext of going to the toilet, and Chen Cai was blocked by the clinic staff and was not allowed to leave."
The clinic will definitely not agree if you haven’t paid the hospitalization fee.
"So, my blocked uncle paid for Chen Fu's hospitalization?" Ru Tang asked. If the uncle really paid for her scumbag father, then she would have to look at the uncle with a new eye in the future. It seems that the two brothers still have feelings for each other.
"No, your uncle fell out of the window and lost his shoes. He didn't even pick them up. He was running in front and the nurses from the clinic were chasing him. It was a spectacular scene."
“…” Rutang decided to take back what he had just said.
The two brothers of the scumbag father have some brotherly affection for him, but not much.
"There's no way I can go now. It's too embarrassing." Hao Mei's disgust was evident in her words. These weird relatives of Old Chen's family were not only cruel to her and her mother, but even crueler to Chen Fu.
The more this happens, the more I can't let my daughter go. The cost is a small matter, but the shame is a big one.
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