Chapter 70 The Roar of the True Bodhisattva
Chen Fu’s “tragic” experience put Rutang and her mother in a good mood for the day.
Hao Mei found that since she moved out, she was getting further and further away from being virtuous. When she heard that Chen Fu was in trouble, she didn't have any sympathy at all. She even became full of energy and her face was full of light.
Whenever Li Hua sees her, he has to ask her, what kind of cream did you use and why do you look so energetic?
It was difficult for Hao Mei to describe where her joy at the moment came from. It was hard to understand the happiness of having a bad ex-boyfriend who was in trouble unless you experienced it yourself.
Fortunately, Li Hua soon felt this happiness and became a radiant Li Hua. Li Hua's predecessor Zhang Lang was in big trouble.
Zhang Lang listened to Yu Yaoyang's nonsense and got up early to come to a fortune-telling place that was said to be very accurate. He queued up ahead of everyone else, just to consult about how to treat his infertility.
Li Hua actually found this house in advance and borrowed it from a friend for a few days to clean it up.
Rutang and his group went out only after listening to Chen Fu's Adventures in the Fenkeng at home. They were delayed on the way. Yu Yaoyang saw that there were freshly-made peach cakes for sale and he queued up to buy two packs.
One pack for his mother and one pack for his wife.
It was half an hour later when they arrived at the place. The three of them entered the yard from the back door and dressed up Xiaoyue. Rutang also confirmed that the tape recorder under the table was functioning normally. Everything was ready.
She and Yu Yaoyang hid in the next room. Xiaoyue walked to open the door in square steps. As soon as the gate opened, Zhang Lang was the first to rush in.
"Are you the master?" Zhang Lang looked Yu Yaoyue up and down.
The master was tall and strong, wearing a hat and sunglasses, had a beard, and a dark brown coat. There always seemed to be something wrong with the way he looked, but he couldn't put his finger on it.
"Hmm." Xiaoyue kept in mind what her sister-in-law taught her: keep silent if possible and talk less, so that there would be a sense of mystery.
Zhang Lang followed him into the house. The house was empty except for a table. If Zhang Lang looked carefully, he would be able to see that this was different from the home of an ordinary charlatan.
There is neither an incense burner nor any guardian deity, and there are no messy feng shui paintings on the wall, just a calendar.
Zhang Lang was so preoccupied with solving the problem of fertility that he had no time to look at these things and did not notice any suspicious points.
Xiaoyue followed the script that Rutang gave him, raised his hand to stop Zhang Lang from speaking, and pinched his fingers seriously, pretending to tell fortunes.
"You came here to pray for a child, right?"
"Master, you are so spiritual!" Zhang Lang wanted to kneel down and kowtow to him. He was extremely excited and felt that he had met a master.
Before he even opened his mouth, the master knew what he was going to do.
"Well, let me calculate. You are thirty-two this year, and your zodiac sign is dragon, right?"
"That's absolutely right! Master, please give me some advice!" Zhang Lang stood up from his chair excitedly.
Next door, Rutang secretly watched Zhang Lang's every move through the hole in the wall. There was a small hole in the wall of this room, which was blocked by a calendar. A small hole was poked in the calendar in advance to ensure that Rutang could see it.
Zhang Lang was so focused on having a child that he didn't notice the secret of the calendar.
"You're not a tiger? You've been fooled?" Yu Yaoyang was standing next to Rutang, eating a cucumber and complaining in Rutang's ear while eating.
The fresh scent of cucumber blew on Rutang's earlobe, making her feel numb and itchy.
Rutang nudged him with her elbow, signaling him to keep quiet while watching the fun.
The people next door are recording the conversation, and the result of the recording will directly determine Li Hua's happiness for the rest of his life, so we cannot be careless.
"How many years have you and your wife been married?" Xiaoyue asked.
"It's been 11 years and she still hasn't gotten pregnant. It's her problem." Zhang Lang said hesitantly.
Xiao Yue slammed her fat hands on the table and shouted angrily, "How dare you not tell the truth when you come to me? Are you trying to hide it from even the real Bodhisattva? I saw your slave palace was black, you are lying! It's not that your wife can't have children, you are not telling the truth!"
"The lines were remembered wrong. Why is this kid so stupid?" Yu Yaoyang looked down on his brother while chewing a cucumber.
With just a few lines, this silly roe deer chosen by Guang could actually pronounce them wrong!
The lines that Rutang wrote for him were based on the twelve signs of Mai's physiognomy.
The best lie is one that is three parts true and seven parts false, so that it can fool people and appear genuine.
This sentence should be "Your wives' and concubines' palaces are red, and your children's palaces are black", but Xiaoyue, this idiot, cut corners when memorizing the lines and recited them randomly, bringing up the servants' palace.
Having a child is not like raising a pet, what does it have to do with the Servant Palace? Yu Yaoyang looked down on the fat boy next door through the wall.
If Zhang Lang had a little knowledge, he would not have believed Xiaoyue's nonsense, but unfortunately, Zhang Lang didn't understand it at all. It doesn't matter what the servants' palace or the children's palace is, as long as he can give birth to a child.
"Master, your calculations are so accurate. In fact, it's not my wife's fault, it's me... there's something wrong with my body." Zhang Lang's last sentence was quieter than a mosquito.
Making a loser man admit that he is incompetent is more painful than killing him.
Xiaoyue was worried that the recording quality was not good and that this sentence might not be recorded, so she raised her voice and asked, "Please be clear, whose problem is it? What is the problem? Be detailed, otherwise the Bodhisattva will not bless you!"
"I have a physical problem. I can't have children. Also, my duration is, it's not that good." Zhang Lang blushed as he spoke out the secret hidden in his heart, fearing that the "master" would look down on him.
In fact, Xiaoyue’s mind is full of questions at this moment.
He understands that he can’t have children, but what does duration mean?
Didn’t my sister-in-law tell him this line?
Xiaoyue is a smart child, but the child who was chosen by Guang is only 16 years old. In this era when the Internet is not well developed and sex education is not popular, the child really doesn’t understand the duration and is completely confused.
Next door, Yu Yaoyang clicked his tongue twice. He knew about duration and other things!
"You look like you're very proficient in this?" Ru Tang squinted at him with a hint of murderous intent in his eyes. He suddenly remembered that when they had just gotten married in their previous life, this guy looked very skilled.
Could it be that he has tried it with some woman?
As soon as this thought came to mind, Rutang felt gas rising in his stomach, and a nameless anger went straight to his throat. Yu Yaoyang's handsome face didn't look so handsome anymore.
"How can I not be an expert? I've seen quite a few stray dogs... ah!" Before Yu Yaoyang could finish his boastful words, Rutang bumped into his chest, and was so angry that tears came out.
The girl, who looked thin on weekdays, bumped into people with great force, causing Yu Yaoyang to make a dull sound.
Zhang Lang next door also heard it and was confused.
"Master, what's going on?"
"Uh..." Xiaoyue thought, he is his idiot brother, how can he tell you this?
The young man's brain was spinning quickly, and he opened his mouth and said, "That was the roar of the Bodhisattva! Who told you not to tell the truth? Tell the truth, otherwise I won't be able to save you if the Bodhisattva strikes you with lightning!"
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