A Salted Fish's Daily Melon-Eating

Lou Yuqing transmigrated to the cultivation world and was bound to a "Melon-Eating System", vowing to live as a salted fish. Little did she know, her inner thoughts were heard by everyone in her sect.

During the disciple-acceptance ceremony, Purple Cloud Immortal Venerable wanted to take a final disciple, choosing between Lou Yuqing and a lightning spirit root disciple. He chose the latter.

【Purple Cloud Immortal Venerable probably doesn't know he's taken a rebellious disciple. This disciple will not only steal his dao companion in the future but also pilfer his healing elixirs, severely weakening his power. By the time he realizes, he'll be the laughingstock of the entire cultivation world.】

Purple Cloud Immortal Venerable's expression changed: "You and I have no master-disciple fate." The lightning spirit root disciple was stunned.

Purple Cloud Immortal Venerable then turned to Lou Yuqing: "Are you willing to become my disciple?" Lou Yuqing was also stunned.

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Lou Yuqing ate melons in front, while everyone else secretly listened from behind. 【The Sect Master thinks these are the real and fake young ladies, but in reality, both of them are fake. The real one was thrown into the snake's den by them.】The Sect Master was furious: "How dare they!"

【The Elder's daughter took a live-in son-in-law. This soft rice tasted truly good. Wait, the son-in-law is actually a woman disguised as a man to trick her into marriage!】 The young lady was shocked: "A woman?!"

【It's over, this patient is an undercover agent. The Medical Saint treated him almost completely, yet he crippled the Medical Saint's hands and has already fled outside the mountain gate.】 The Law Enforcement Hall roared: "Catch him!"

While eating melons, Lou Yuqing, who only wanted to be a salted fish, suddenly realized that the sect was thriving, and she had become the favorite of the entire sect.