A Straight Man's Conan-esque Romance Game

A Straight Man's Conan-esque Romance Game
Alternative Title: 直男的柯學戀愛游戲
Author:  白霧鹽
Status: Completed
Chapters: 59 chapters
Views: 118 views
Added: 2025-10-05
Updated: 2025-10-05

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A Conan-esque 18+ niche restricted game officially launched, featuring four captureable Alphas in the main storyline. Each attribute is more perfect than the last: the first is mature and cautious, the second is intelligence plus sporty, the third has kitchen skills, and the fourth excels at sniping.

These top-tier Alpha pheromone contenders boast distinct scents: (1) Cedar and Tobacco—a cool, aloof blend, symbolizing a high-mountain flower, elegant yet rich, intense yet unique. (2) Chocolate Coffee—sweet like a marshmallow cake, dark skin full of spicy temptation, a warm and secure chest offering the comfort of being wrapped in syrup.

(3) Sea Salt—exuding a oceanic aroma, elegant, gentle, calm, and inclusive, like moonlight. (4) Curry Milk—everyday delicacies combine into a unique temperament, even a cold and aloof sniper has a domestic side. Isn't this worth considering?

However, the protagonist's attention was drawn to other tags: suspense, deduction, sniping, cars! Oh, dear!

One day, a colleague suddenly said, "You smell so good. Can I kiss you?"

During the day, he's caught by Rye, cornered in a closet, hugged and embraced. At night, he's embraced by the gentlest Scotch, his face smushed against a massive chest. Then Bourbon rubs his nape, enveloping him in an intoxicating scent.

Even on business trips, he's carried around by the elegant eldest brother, utterly humiliated. But isn't he a straight guy? He shouldn't be doing this. Every time he objects, he's rebuffed with "Isn't this how brothers should be?"

Wait, wait, do brothers really need to do these things? It all ends with being lured into bed. Is this right? Is this really right? Don't bully us naive college students!!!

After much effort, he finally finds the game's exit button and scrambles out of the pit. Before leaving, he pranks his old colleagues, treating them as if they were Japanese. He sends them all confession texts, then leaves without a trace, disappearing from everyone's world to embrace his own beautiful future. This revenge felt so good, hahahahaha!!!

Later, the game merged, a mysterious phone call came, and he was sweet-talked and tricked by Bourbon into going to Tokyo! When he woke up again, his neck was adorned with bells and a scarf, and he was forced into a suit and a black eye mask. Where was this? No, whose lap was he sitting on?!?

*Initially, the members of the Gin organization thought a capricious young master had joined, insisting on calling them brothers, and they didn't pay it much mind.

Until later, the already unstable organization members hated each other to death. This is an advance notice for "Choose Money or Bourbon Male Model." I am the young master of the Gin organization, always living as I please within the organization.

One day, I encountered a blonde, dark-skinned youth threatening someone's life at the family business. I fell in love at first sight. That very night, I snuck into his room, hugged his waist, and confessed: "Actually, I've liked you, cared about you, loved you, and wanted to marry you since the first time I saw you. My wife!"

The expressionless man sneered and rejected my proposal.

"Fine," I thought. "I'll start by delivering breakfast." No matter how persistently I pestered him, he maintained an unapproachable attitude.

Behind his back, I ran into Gin and couldn't help but complain. "I don't know, I don't know, but I suspect he's a villain! He never shows any kindness, and I don't want to fawn over him anymore—oh, never mind. Bourbon just got upset and asked where his breakfast was, saying he hadn't seen me for three hours. I'm coming!"

Gin cursed me for being spineless and shaming manhood. I replied, "I'm not a man, I'm Bourbon's most beloved good little baby." Gin was visibly disgusted, taking a cold, fierce drag from his cigarette and shouting, "Get lost!"

"Get lost, then." The path to pursuing Bourbon was fraught with difficulties, but I wouldn't give up. Finally, one day, I squeezed into his social circle. Then... then I found myself facing even more gruesome cases. My husband expressionlessly adjusted firearms in the living room while I lay on the sofa watching Maca Maca cartoons.

Suddenly, cartoons weren't as appealing. Of course, what was more terrifying was that he actually suggested, "Don't couples just sleep together? Emergency! Emergency! Emergency!"

Choose money or face? Love is foolish, but a blonde, dark-skinned male model costs three thousand a night—too bad you're a little small. As soon as I said it, the blonde, dark-skinned male model stared at me: "Want to try?" Danger!!!

Later, I was dragged away by the blonde, dark-skinned male model to test lengths. "What's wrong? Relax, this is a reward. Are you satisfied with how it feels?"

Knowing that Bourbon was actually an undercover agent aiming to destroy the Black Organization, I thought, "Forget it, destroy it if you want, as long as he's happy. But you can't touch my Gin, Vermouth, or Sherry."

Bourbon, no, Furuya Rei, narrowed his eyes and pressed closer. "You want to protect quite a few people. What's the reason?" I replied, "It's love, it's love." Bourbon paused, saying nothing, but that night I almost died!

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Chapters


Chapter 1 Chapter 1 18r Game (2025-10-05)
Chapter 2 Chapter 2 Smells Good (2025-10-05)
Chapter 3 Chapter 3 Master (2025-10-05)
Chapter 4 Chapter 4: Impressed by Grace (2025-10-05)
Chapter 5 Chapter 5 gogogo (2025-10-05)
Chapter 6 Chapter 6 Feeding Tea or Bathing Together (2025-10-05)
Chapter 7 Chapter 7 Borrow (2025-10-05)
Chapter 8 Chapter 8 Have you touched enough? (2025-10-05)
Chapter 9 Chapter 9 Crocodile Tears (2025-10-05)
Chapter 10 Chapter 10 The Non-threatening Bedmate (2025-10-05)
Chapter 11 Chapter 11 Gin, bring your... (2025-10-05)
Chapter 12 Chapter 12 Organization Members Visit (2025-10-05)
Chapter 13 Bourbon, Scotland (2025-10-05)
Chapter 14 Chapter 14 Hold Me Safe (2025-10-05)
Chapter 15 Chapter 15 I like the good smell of Scotland... (2025-10-05)
Chapter 16 Child Psychology in Scotland (2025-10-05)
Chapter 17 Chapter 17 Your bed smells so good (2025-10-05)
Chapter 18 Chapter 18 What are you doing? (2025-10-05)
Chapter 19 Chapter 19 Bourbon cares about me so much! ... (2025-10-05)
Chapter 20 Chapter 20 Fever Period (2025-10-05)
Chapter 21 Chapter 21 Encouragement and Comfort (2025-10-05)
Chapter 22 Chapter 22 Do you want to kiss? (2025-10-05)
Chapter 23 Chapter 23 The Core Culture of the Organization (2025-10-05)
Chapter 24 Chapter 24 Scotland, you look so handsome when you snipe (2025-10-05)
Chapter 25 Chapter 25 It’s not a good habit to casually be close to your relatives… (2025-10-05)
Chapter 26 Chapter 26 Big Brother's Punishment (2025-10-05)
Chapter 27 Chapter 27 I'm teaching the undercover a lesson, what's with you... (2025-10-05)
Chapter 28 Chapter 28 Foster Father (2025-10-05)
Chapter 29 Chapter 29 Clinging Like a Child (2025-10-05)
Chapter 30 Chapter 30 Bourbon (2025-10-05)
Chapter 31 Chapter 31 Bourbon is impotent! (2025-10-05)
Chapter 32 Chapter 32 Scotland's Protective (2025-10-05)
Chapter 33 Chapter 33 Hold Him Tight and Long for Him (2025-10-05)
Chapter 34 Chapter 34 Where is it open? (2025-10-05)
Chapter 35 Chapter 35 Is it uncomfortable in your arms? (2025-10-05)
Chapter 36 Chapter 36 Do you want to date me? (2025-10-05)
Chapter 37 Chapter 37 I'm rich, Zhu Xingda (2025-10-05)
Chapter 38 Chapter 38 Wall-dong? (2025-10-05)
Chapter 39 Chapter 39 Bourbon's Change (2025-10-05)
Chapter 40 Chapter 40 Big Brother, I love you forever! ... (2025-10-05)
Chapter 41 Chapter 41 Brother, You Smell So Good (2025-10-05)
Chapter 42 Chapter 42 Game Genius (2025-10-05)
Chapter 43 Chapter 43 Let You Touch My Face (2025-10-05)
Chapter 44 Chapter 44 Desire (2025-10-05)
Chapter 45 Chapter 45 A Shura Field with Many People? (2025-10-05)
Chapter 46 Chapter 46 Hehehe Bourbon (2025-10-05)
Chapter 47 Chapter 47 Bourbon, give me a sip... (2025-10-05)
Chapter 48 Chapter 48 Bourbon Kitten (2025-10-05)
Chapter 49 Chapter 49 Survive, my love... (2025-10-05)
Chapter 50 Chapter 50 Zhu Xingda's Needs (2025-10-05)