Li Yuheng had already stood up and patted off non-existent dust: "Let's go, Teacher Shubai."
He deliberately dragged out the words, "I hope your cooking skills are better than your acting skills."
Shu Bai sneered: "I hope your mouth is cleaner than your face."
The comments section is going crazy:
[Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap!]
What a deadly combination!
[The production team did this on purpose, hahaha]
[Fight! Fight!]
Shu Bai rolled her eyes and turned to walk towards the kitchen.
Li Yuheng followed leisurely, and when he passed Gong Yu, he deliberately bumped into his shoulder: "Excuse me."
One person~
Gong Yu staggered a step and forced a smile, saying, "Teacher Li, be careful."
Li Yuheng glanced at him and lowered his voice: "You're putting on quite a convincing act."
Gong Yu's expression froze.
The director announced: "Gong Yu and You Keke, you're in one group!"
Yu Keke's eyes lit up, and she ran over: "Gong Yu! Hello! That's great, we're both newbies!" She smiled, her eyes crinkling into crescents, "I'm a master at cooking instant noodles!"
Gong Yu forced a smile: "...Thank you."
His gaze involuntarily drifted towards Shu Bai.
Li Yuheng raised an eyebrow, a cold smile playing on his lips.
How dare this tiny little guy compete with him for the top spot?
So what if the protagonist is the dominant one?
Let him dream on.
"Jiang Wei and Zhao Wen, one pair!"
Zhao Wen grabbed Jiang Wei's shoulder and exclaimed, "Sister! I saw your street style photos from last week, they're amazing!"
Jiang Wei raised an eyebrow: "You have good taste."
“I’ll handle the comedy, you handle the beauty,” Zhao Wen winked. “Perfect combination!”
Bullet comments:
Two E-people have gotten together!
[Zhao Wen, when are you finally going to do stand-up comedy again?! Who's going to make me laugh without you?!]
The director raised a megaphone to add the rules: "Each group needs to prepare three dishes within one hour. At the end, all the guests will vote to select the best group, and the winner will have the priority to choose the date tomorrow!"
Upon hearing the word "date," Shu Bai's brows furrowed almost imperceptibly.
Li Yuheng followed slowly behind, then suddenly stopped as they passed the production team: "Is the voting done by name or anonymously?"
Director wiping sweat: "Anonymous..."
Li Yuheng gave a meaningful "Oh": "Then remember to keep a close eye on the ballot box, and don't let anyone 'accidentally' slip in a few extra tickets."
The entire directing team froze.
Bullet comments:
Holy crap, Hengzi is openly criticizing the production team!
[Hilarious! Hengzi isn't afraid of offending anyone at all.]
Who are these "certain people"? Explain in detail!
In kitchen number 1, Shu Bai was already wearing an apron and washing her hands.
The water was rushing, and his slender fingers looked particularly pale in the cold water.
Li Yuheng leaned against the door frame and looked him over. Shu Bai had a great figure, with broad shoulders and a narrow waist, and the waistline cinched by the apron straps was particularly noticeable.
But what's most captivating is his aura of keeping strangers at bay, like a wildcat ready to pounce at any moment.
I noticed during our argument that this person has two small black moles under their right eye.
It looks a bit like...
"Did your brain shut down due to a payment bill?" Shu Bai shook the water droplets off his hands without turning his head, a few of which splashed onto Li Yuheng's face.
Li Yuheng wiped his face, not angry at all, but instead laughed: "Teacher Shubai, are you always this impulsive?"
Whether I charge or not depends on whether the person on the other side is worth my politeness.
Li Yuheng nodded indifferently, washed his hands, picked up a kitchen knife, looked at his face in the mirror, and was very satisfied.
Purely natural and pollution-free, original factory product, honest and trustworthy.
If this were in ancient times, he might even have earned the nickname "Jade-faced Gentleman".
“Professor Shu Bai,” he suddenly turned his head, a glint of a cleaver flashing in his eyes, cleared his throat, and adopted an academic tone, “may I ask, is your face… original factory equipment or an aftermarket upgrade?”
Shu Bai's hand, which was washing vegetables, suddenly stopped: "What do you mean?"
“My agent always says to me, ‘Look at Teacher Shu Bai, his bone structure and proportions, he was born to do this job, unlike you, who just messed around when you were young!’ So I want to ask… is your appearance natural, or… well, enhanced by cosmetic procedures?”
The barrage of comments exploded instantly:
[Hmm? Is Hengzi praising or criticizing...?]
[Back then, it was indeed said that 400 had undergone plastic surgery...]
[This gleaming blade scares me.jpg]
Shu Bai, his face grim, slowly turned off the tap, water droplets dripping down his well-defined fingers.
He turned to face Li Yuheng and suddenly gave a chilling smile.
"I'm factory set up, but Mr. Li knows so much about plastic surgery, could it be... he's had personal experience with it?"
"Hey, what are you saying? I'm young, so I definitely don't have as much experience as Teacher Shu Bai." Li Yuheng blinked innocently. "After all, I was still in elementary school when you debuted."
Shu Bai's smile froze instantly.
He narrowed his eyes: "Young?" He sneered, "No wonder you speak so thoughtlessly, you haven't fully developed yet."
“You don’t need to worry about development,” Li Yuheng glanced down meaningfully, “Anyway, all the growths that were supposed to have come have come.”
Shu Bai: "..."
Bullet comments:
【Ugh, what inappropriate and lewd words!】
[Help! What are they saying?!]
[Cameraman, get a close-up!]
The mechanical voice of 0090 screamed wildly in Li Yuheng's mind: [Your Highness! You've really angered Shu Bai! His anger level is off the charts!]
Li Yuheng calmly twirled the kitchen knife: "What's the rush? He can't possibly hit me, can he?"
As soon as she finished speaking, Shu Bai suddenly grabbed a rolling pin from the kitchen counter and slammed it down on the cutting board in front of Li Yuheng.
"Bang!"
A loud bang shook the entire kitchen.
[Holy crap! They've started fighting! They've started fighting!]
Is Si Bai going to recreate the infamous scene from three years ago when he beat up the director?!
[Help! Teacher Shubai, calm down! Hengzi's face is ruined, the whole nation won't stand for it!]
[Can this violent maniac, who costs 400 yuan, just get out of the entertainment industry?!]
Li Yuheng looked down at the rolling pin deeply embedded in the cutting board and raised an eyebrow: "With Teacher Shu Bai's strength, no wonder he was able to send the director to the hospital back then."
The kitchen became eerily quiet.
"Li Yuheng, are you looking for death?"
Li Yuheng was not afraid at all. Instead, he took a step closer and lowered his voice: "What, you dare to do it but not admit it?" He smiled and tilted his head. "I admire you quite a bit. That director really deserved to be hit."
Shu Bai was clearly taken aback, staring at him warily: "What do you mean?"
“The literal meaning.” Li Yuheng shrugged, then suddenly raised his voice, “Oh, Professor Shubai, should this potato be shredded or diced? Could you wash it?”
Shu Bai frowned as he looked at the potato that had been forcibly stuffed into his hand, momentarily caught off guard by the abrupt change in topic.
[What just happened?]
[Cameraman, is your microphone broken?!]
The production team was also completely bewildered and quickly checked the equipment.
…
0090: [Your Highness, were you trying to whitewash Shu Bai with what you just said? But weren't you going to follow a no-romance male lead storyline?]
Li Yuheng slowly and methodically chopped the potatoes, the blade tapping crisply on the cutting board: "Clearing my name? I'm just curious about the truth of that matter."
With a flick of his knife, he precisely placed the shredded potatoes into the plate. "Netizens love to dig up old news. I throw out a bait, and naturally, people will flock to investigate."
He added casually, "Shu Bai is just a washed-up movie star now, he poses no threat to me. I have my own pace, you just watch."
0090: [...]
Li Yuheng pushed the shredded potatoes in front of Shu Bai: "You stir-fry them."
Shu Bai frowned: "Why me?"
Li Yuheng said confidently, "I can't."
The air froze for two seconds.
Shu Bai stared at the plate of unevenly cut potato shreds, veins throbbing on his forehead: "You dare call this potato shreds?"
Li Yuheng shrugged innocently: "It's my first time, please be lenient with me, Teacher Shubai."
"First time?" Shu Bai sneered. "Then who were you pretending to twirl the cleaver for just now?"
Li Yuheng replied confidently, "Just showing off."
Seeing that Shu Bai's expression darkened further, he deliberately took a step closer and lowered his voice to provoke her, "No way, no way, Teacher Shu Bai... can't cook?"
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