In the midst of being kissed until she was dizzy, Shu Bai's lips moved slightly, and she mumbled something.
Li Yuheng loosened his grip slightly, his breath hot: "...What are you babbling about?"
Shu Bai took a breath, her eyes filled with a serious inquiry after being stunned by the kiss: "Li Yuheng, tell me the truth, before you became a god, or during these years of slumber, did you... really do that kind of business?"
He paused, then added, "Of course, I don't mean any discrimination; no profession is superior or inferior."
Li Yuheng: "..."
This is never going to end, is it?
Seeing that he remained silent, Shu Bai considerately said, "If it's inconvenient for you, you don't need to answer me. I was just asking casually, I'm not really curious."
Li Yuheng's eyes darkened, and a playful smile curled at the corner of his lips. He deliberately softened his voice, with a hint of self-deprecation: "What if... I said yes?"
Is he dead?
"..."
"several?"
"..."
"Male or female?"
"I can't remember. It's been too long... There must have been a few men and women involved. As for whether they lived or died..."
Li Yuheng paused deliberately, observing Shu Bai's expression.
Seeing that the other person was still listening attentively and waiting for what was to come, she sighed softly:
"The world is a turbulent place, with mountains of white bones. My old acquaintances have probably long since turned into a handful of dust."
"oh."
Li Yuheng finally couldn't hold back anymore.
He suddenly sprang up from Shu Bai's body, his phantom distorting in mid-air for a moment before bursting into laughter.
"Hahahaha—!!!"
He laughed so hard he almost rolled in the air, as if he were ecstatic.
Shu Bai stared at Li Yuheng's almost distorted, laughing ghostly figure for a moment, then narrowed his eyes.
He slowly sat up and straightened the collar of his disheveled pajamas: "Are you kidding me?"
Li Yuheng finally managed to stop laughing.
"Otherwise what?"
Shu Bai nodded thoughtfully. "That's true. Judging from your posture just now, you were very clumsy. You just knew how to cram without any skill. If you really had experience in that industry, your professional skills would be too poor."
Li Yuheng's smile froze instantly.
"...Unskilled? Lacking any technique?"
He suddenly moved closer, his shadow almost completely enveloping Shu Bai, his eyes flashing dangerously.
"Shu Bai, you'd better make yourself clear. Who's unfamiliar with this? Who only knows how to bluff?"
The smile didn't disappear; instead, it moved to Shu Bai's pale face.
Shu Bai leaned back slightly, creating some distance, raised her hand to touch her lower lip, and objectively commented:
"It's a little numb. And the skin is a bit broken. Li Yuheng, this isn't kissing, it's like conquering territory, and without any supplies at that."
He sighed, as if instructing a slow-witted junior: "Young master, it's understandable to be hot-tempered, but everything requires a gradual approach, letting things take their natural course. You just jumped right in..."
Before he could finish speaking, Li Yuheng burst into laughter in anger.
"Alright, you're inexperienced, aren't you? I'll show you what real skill is."
Shu Bai calmly pressed down on his wrist: "Practice truly makes perfect. But before that, why don't you give me a verbal demonstration first?"
"...Oral demonstration?" Li Yuheng repeated, his tone filled with disbelief.
"Hmm." Shu Bai nodded, even adjusting his posture to appear humble and eager to learn. "For example, what should be the first step? Should we just start eating? Or is there any other preparation? Do we need to disinfect afterwards? Please explain in detail."
Li Yuheng stared at Shu Bai's red lips, which were opening and closing, and pressed his tongue against his teeth.
Still the first step? Could you elaborate?
Are they really using him as a teaching model?
Li Yuheng suddenly approached.
That handsome, almost otherworldly face loomed large before Shu Bai's eyes, their noses nearly touching. He lowered his voice, his breath brushing against the other's lips almost imperceptibly:
"Would you like me to explain in detail?"
Before he finished speaking, warm fingertips had already touched his pale cheek. The touch was very light, carrying a subtle, tentative feel.
Shu Bai was taken aback by the sudden approach.
In the instant he was distracted, Li Yuheng pressed his fingertips against his chin with a slight pressure, his voice carrying a seductive tone.
"Open your mouth."
Shu Bai unconsciously opened her lips.
A triumphant smile flashed across Li Yuheng's eyes as he moved his index finger.
Shu Bai froze, his breath caught in his throat.
"...Li Yuheng, have you washed your hands?"
Li Yuheng paused, and the lingering affection in his eyes vanished instantly.
He stared at Shu Bai's face, which was so close to his and filled with earnest questions, and almost couldn't catch his breath.
"...The guardian deity is spotless!" He practically forced out these words through gritted teeth.
Shu Bai turned her head away from his fingers, raised her hand to wipe the corner of her mouth, and said with a hint of disapproval, "That won't do either. Illness enters through the mouth; that's basic hygiene knowledge. Shu Huaijin taught me that since I was a child."
Seeing his actions and hearing his tone, Li Yuheng felt a surge of anger.
Not the lower abdomen.
He abruptly withdrew his hand, the afterimage drifting back half a foot, pointing at Shu Bai, his fingertips trembling: "You've utterly destroyed my zither and cooked my crane!"
"Just telling the truth. This habit of yours is really bad, you need to change it."
He looked up at Li Yuheng, who was so angry he was practically fuming, paused, and then slowly added, "But judging from your reaction, you were definitely making it up earlier. I knew it, which customer could stand your service attitude?"
Li Yuheng: "…………"
The jazz music playing on the Walkman emitted a jarring static sound and then abruptly stopped.
"Sparse, white!"
Shu Bai seemed completely oblivious, even raising his hand to cover his lips and yawning.
"Okay, that's enough. I'm getting older, I can't stay up late anymore, I'm going to sleep now."
After he finished speaking, he actually lay down again, pulled up the blanket, turned to his side, and faced away from Li Yuheng, leaving only an extremely calm back view.
Okay, okay.
Is this how it's done?
If he can't sleep, then Shu Bai can't sleep either.
Li Yuheng's divine power surged slightly, and the soft quilt seemed to come alive. It suddenly rolled up and wrapped Shu Bai tightly inside, like a giant cocoon.
"Sleep?" Li Yuheng chuckled, reaching out to push the "cocoon." "Did I, the god, allow you to sleep?"
Shu Bai struggled inside the quilt but couldn't break free. Her muffled voice came out: "Li Yuheng, how childish are you?"
"Childish?" Li Yuheng raised an eyebrow, then simply reached out and pulled him over, blanket and all, and gently pushed him onto the bed.
Shu Bai was rolled around like that, from one end of the bed to the other.
"Is this what you call childish?" Li Yuheng looked at the rolled-up blanket that had stopped rolling with a smug tone. "There are even more childish ones."
As he spoke, he reached out and pushed the rolled-up blanket back into place.
One trip back and forth.
Shu Bai felt dizzy and disoriented inside the quilt, feeling even more dizzy than riding a roller coaster.
"Li, Yu, Heng!" He finally managed to steady himself and tried to stick his arms out from under the blanket, only to find that the blanket was wrapped very tightly. "Let go!"
"Beg me." Li Yuheng floated by the bedside, his fingertips twirling a strand of black hair peeking out from the gap in the blankets. "Weren't you quite the talker just now? And 'poor technique'? Hmm?"
Shu Bai paused for a moment, then suddenly stopped moving.
Li Yuheng waited for a while, but heard no movement, so he leaned closer: "Hey? Are you really unconscious?"
Just as he got close, the rolled-up blanket suddenly sprang to life!
Shu Bai somehow managed to use the force to crash into him like a rolling log, her whole body, along with the blanket.
Caught off guard, Li Yuheng was knocked backward, his afterimage swaying.
He was stunned, then his eyes lit up with even greater interest.
"Oh, so you're fighting back?"
He stepped forward again, this time on guard, easily pinning down the restless rolled-up blanket and starting a new round of rolling.
From head to foot of the bed, and then from foot to head.
Real sex.
Shu Bai initially tried to resist, but later realized it was a waste of energy, so she simply relaxed her body and let him roll around.
It even mumbled a warning as it rolled to the edge: "...to the left, I'm going to fall."
Li Yuheng responded, pushed him towards the middle, and continued rolling.
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