Chapter 31 Weird Kid 31
Yan Xia was swiping his phone in plain sight in front of the camera.
The number of comment sections is visibly increasing.
[Really no one can tell what brand this is? I'm buying clothes for my kids, very urgent! ]
[It's probably some unknown brand, and I don't see any obvious logo. ]
[Are celebrities so plain now? I thought they all wore designer clothes.]
[The one above is an amateur. 】
[Your amateur and my amateur seem to be different. This family has a temperament that shows they are not poor. ]
【Hahaha, maybe they are just thrifty. 】
[Am I the only one who is curious about whether or not someone changed their underwear? ]
[I have some qualifications to answer this question. My boyfriend bought five pairs of the same underwear. He bought one pair and found it comfortable to wear, so he just kept buying them.]
[So it seems that our Xia Xia has a deep love for pink. ]
Yan Xia outside the phone: “…………”
There are indeed two identical ones.
The love is not deep, it is just pure...
I got two of the same when I bought five and got two free.
The discussion on the topic of underwear seems to be getting more and more heated.
Yan Xia returned the phone to Tan Yi and then opened his small suitcase.
Tan Yi was puzzled: "What are you doing?"
Yan Xia said seriously: "Pack your luggage."
Then, Tan Yi and the audience in the camera saw the child take out about five to six pairs of underwear, all with some cartoon patterns, and the most important thing was a small pink one inside.
The case has been solved. It’s not like they haven’t changed their names in two days.
Tan Yi: “…………”
Even though he was wearing open-crotch pants in public, he still cared about such a small thing as his image.
During the performance where some children took out their underwear and put them back in, Tan Yi's mouth twitched slightly, and suddenly he thought of a key question: "Do you know all these words?"
After saying that, he showed off his mobile phone.
Yan Xia turned around and looked at him with an expression as if to say, "You're only asking this question after we've already recorded the fifth episode."
Is the reflex arc a bit too long?
Tan Yi understood the meaning: "…………"
He really didn't react, because some children in the past always didn't behave like seven-year-olds, so he subconsciously treated them as adults and always ignored this problem.
Yan Xia put the suitcase back to its original place: "I know almost all of them."
To be precise, there is no one I don’t know, but of course it sounds a bit arrogant to say this.
Tan Yi gave a thumbs up and said, "You started learning this in kindergarten?"
Some systems that feel that the world is not worth living begin to spout nonsense: “I learned this from the womb.”
Tan Yi: “…………”
Do you think I believe it?
It doesn’t matter whether you believe it or not.
Yan Xia lay sprawled on the sofa in their large suite, thinking about his life while waiting for the main force to return.
In the sea of consciousness, Brother Buddha suddenly came online and sent a new message.
Yan Xia clicked on it consciously.
[Namo Amitabha]: "Have you encountered an unsolvable crisis? The data shows that your mood index has dropped significantly."
[Another person]: “…………”
[Again, a person]: "Didn't you see what happened?"
Brother Fo was silent for several seconds. I didn't know what he was doing. He replied after a while.
[Namo Amitabha]: "I see."
Yan Xia: …………
So he made up such a high-sounding excuse, but it turns out he was just here to watch the fun.
[Becoming a human being again]: "[Buddha has told you to be a human being.jgp]"
He had reason to suspect that the man was silent for those few seconds because he couldn't stop laughing.
[Namo Amitabha]: "Can't we interview you?"
[Another person]: "Your merit is gone [smile]."
It turns out that no matter which world you are in, there is no love from colleagues.
…
Throughout history, only delicious food will never disappoint.
At dinner time, Yan Xia used his own small amount of money plus his brother's and bought the deluxe set meal as he wished.
Two plates were brought up, still steaming hot.
I don’t know if Director Shang saw that the situation was not right and asked the chef to work overtime.
The impact of the picture and the real thing is still a little different. Coupled with the stimulation of the fragrance, the other groups began to swallow their saliva without caring about their image.
Yuan Xiao looked eagerly: "I want to eat this too."
Feng Lele's eyes widened with greed: "Dad, can't we buy it ourselves?"
Yan Xia sat in his own seat and said leisurely, "Isn't the money from both of you enough to buy one?"
Feng Jianxian patted his thigh, as if he had just woken up from a dream. “Yes!!!”
Shang Changming: “…”
He suspected that the kid was in a bad mood and wanted to cause trouble.
Shang Changming said with a stingy look: "No."
The main reason is that I didn’t prepare a second one.
Seeing that the serfs who were about to emancipate themselves were singing and starting to bargain, Shang Changming waved his hand in time and asked someone to bring up set meal number two.
Although it is not as rich as the deluxe set meal, it is still very good compared to just rice and pickles.
Moreover, the program team intends to promote the local food culture, and the chefs they invited are of very high level.
The adults who were making a fuss just now immediately paid for the set meals and started to feast on the food.
In the hall, the only sounds for a moment were the clattering of dishes and chopsticks and exaggerated exclamations.
Yan Xia, eating noodles in big mouthfuls, felt that life on earth was worth it again.
Even if it cracks again, he can bear it.
It is better to be a human being. If he could only stay in his brother's sea of consciousness now, he could only watch.
Yan Xia, who was summarizing his life, didn't know.
In fact, there is one more hot search about him.
It all started when the first beautiful young lady we pulled today posted a set of comparison photos on her social media account.
She also explained in text that this was her second time traveling to this place. One set of photos was taken by her boyfriend, and the other was taken by her child today.
It was the same place, the same person, but one photo looked like a fairy descending to earth, and the other looked like a water ghost coming ashore.
The difference was so obvious that the comments section was almost laughing like crazy.
They all said that they might as well dump their boyfriends, as they could wait for ten years for a child.
There were a lot of voices echoing the sentiment below, and of course there were also people who said that they really couldn't wait, but they could queue up for their little one.
Since the cell phone was collected at this station, Yan Xia naturally couldn't see that he was being cultivated, and he had many more mothers-in-law.
They were all jokes, but the conversation instantly raised the temperature.
Even those who haven’t watched the show know that there’s a kid who seems to know a little bit about everything.
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The next morning, Yan Xia had just woken up. Before he sat up, his hand uncontrollably reached for the oil-paper umbrella beside the bed and he opened it while lying on the bed.
Yan Xia stared at her own hands: "…………"
Although this function can sometimes serve as a reminder, it is useless if it has already been delayed.
He could hear the sound of rain outside!!
The feeling of being out of control disappeared, and Yan Xia slowly closed the umbrella and put it back where it belonged.
It finally rained today in this rainy town.
Unlike in the desert where the weather was so bad that it was impossible to take outdoor photos, the scenery of the small town in the rain here has a unique flavor.
After shooting outdoors for half a day and indoors for half a day, the group started packing up and heading home the next morning.
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After the long vacation, both workers and students have to return to their original positions with heavy steps.
Yan Xia's steps today are heavier than others. He is not only a student but also a worker. There are not many people who have these two identities these days.
Yan Xia was one of the last people to arrive, and the classroom was filled with lots of chatter and noise.
They were obviously holding their parents' legs and didn't want to go to school at the school gate, but they became happy again when they saw their friends, and started talking about what they did during the holidays.
Oh, except for his little deskmate Shang Yue, the little boy is still quietly reading the extracurricular books that are like incomprehensible books to primary school students.
Before Yan Xia could withdraw his admiring gaze, he was poked on the shoulder by a chubby child behind him. The child asked, "Yan Xia, what do you usually practice? How long does it take to be like you now?"
These words sounded inexplicably familiar. Then, looking at the child's body shape, if it weren't for the different appearance, I would almost think that Feng Lele had followed. However, this child looked a little fatter than Feng Lele.
Yan Xia blurted out subconsciously: "You want to lose weight?"
The child was stunned and said seriously: "I'm not fat!"
Yan Xia calmly changed his words: "Well, this is called a warrior."
The child patted his chest and said, "That's right! My grandma said the same thing!!"
Yan Xia changed the subject: "Then why are you asking this?"
The child looked distressed: "My father asked him, he really wanted to learn, but others refused to accept him, saying that he was too old."
It turns out that the middle school boy has become a father.
Yan Xia nodded in agreement: "That's indeed a bit big."
The child looked worried like an adult: "That's right."
Then nothing more was said, so Yan Xia’s prepared speech was not used.
He also thought that if people really wanted to ask him who his master was from, he could only say that his master was dead.
Well, a bunch of code has no life in the first place, so how can it not be considered dead?
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The liveliness in the class ended with the arrival of the head teacher, and the day's classes began.
In the blink of an eye, a week has passed. The final recording of "72 Hours" has not yet arrived, but other activities have come first.
The head teacher stood on the podium and said that the school would organize an autumn outing.
The four seasons in Ningxiu City are not so distinct. Autumn only fully arrives in mid-October, and its stay is very short.
If the school organizes an autumn outing, it usually happens at this time.
The head teacher had just finished speaking when a group of primary school students below heard that they didn't have to go to class anymore and they were as excited as monkeys climbing a mountain.
The teacher patted the table, and the monkeys' tight rings tightened and they became quiet again.
For extracurricular activities in the first grade of primary school, we naturally cannot expect them to cook outdoors, so the head teacher informed them that they can bring some snacks, toys, extracurricular books, etc., and the school will prepare lunch.
Not to mention the real primary school students, even Yan Xia, the fake primary school student, was quite happy to not have to go to class. Sitting in the classroom any longer, he didn’t even know what movie to watch for himself.
The happy fake elementary school student took two minutes less on the way home, which shows that his pace was quite brisk.
On the day of the autumn outing, the gathering time was a little later than usual for classes.
Yan Xia slowly prepared some snacks and drinks for himself.
Thinking about what the head teacher had told him, he had no toys and no children's extracurricular books, so he just picked up a book from the bookshelf.
As a result, during the break after running and jumping, Teacher Li found that three or five people were either playing games together, or two were reading comics together.
As for one of the pair of classmates, one was sitting there reading an English novel that she was having some difficulty reading, while the other was holding a book on finance.
Teacher Li: “…………”
After working in the industry for many years, she still lacks experience.
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