After Becoming a System, I Cracked

Others are picked up by the Quick Transmigration Bureau and become excellent task executors, but Yan Xia... became the system.

Without five senses, life as a system is bland and tasteless.

After completing two rounds of missions with his partner, he finally welcomed the system's anthropomorphism developed by the bureau.

Yan Xia, who desperately yearned to be human again, immediately grabbed his partner and rushed forward without heeding the staff's warnings about the instability of this feature.

World One: Entertainment Industry

In a parent-child variety show, other people's children play in the mud and make noise in the morning.

Yan Xia, who mimicked a child, performed a 360-degree backflip, spinning and jumping non-stop in the corner of the yard.

Audience and other guests: "!!!"

What kind of martial arts prodigy is this?!

At this moment, Yan Xia's heart was screaming: Save me! Save me! Save me...

I can't stop myself!

Partner, who woke up late: "..."

World Two: Cultivation World

Inside a cave, Yan Xia, who mimicked a tall man, was unleashing powerful moves on a ferocious beast. At a critical moment...

His head fell off!

Yan Xia, still intent on unleashing his ultimate move, picked it up without thinking, reattached it, and continued... Then...

The ferocious beast ran away.

While running, it shouted, "Mom, there's a monster here!"

World Three: Seventies

On a country road, Yan Xia, carrying new crop seeds for inspection in the city, sat on a tractor, enjoying the breeze, and then...

All his hair suddenly blew away with the wind, leaving a scalp as dazzling as the sun.

The accompanying villagers: "..."

This child... seems quite intelligent.

A lighthearted daily life story with little logic.

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Because the previous King of Hell left 3.5 billion souls and ran away with his sister-in-law (not really), Qin Jiu was forced to become the 111th King of Hell.

The underworld is chaotic, with numerous souls and nothing to do all day, fighting everywhere.

The ghost messengers seem to have had their incense offerings eaten by others, their abilities are insufficient, and they can't even capture a new soul before it escapes.

After observing the underworld and the mortal realm for three days, Qin Jiu decided to implement his "three fires" as the new official.

First, change from the outside.

So, newly deceased souls discovered in the past few days that the ghost messengers coming to pick them up are actually a "Meow Meow Team." The leader, a Ragdoll cat, is as beautiful as an angel, followed by a string of meows, of all kinds and breeds.

The souls forgot they had unfinished wishes and followed without struggling.

After passing through the Ghost Gate Pass, they met on the Bridge of Helplessness.

New Soul 1: "The Meow Meow Team came to pick me up!"

New Soul 2: "Mine was the Woof Woof Team!"

...

New Soul 9 (showing off): "Hahahaha, am I the only one with the Rolling Rolling Team??"

All the new souls were shocked, there's even a Rolling Rolling Team!! I want to die again just to experience it!!

Qin Jiu, blending in unobtrusively among the new souls: "Float inside, float inside, there are all sorts of fluffballs inside, not only can you pet them, but you can also become a fluffball yourself."

All the new souls: "!!!"

Ghost messengers that can be petted!

I'm here! I'm floating! I'm floating immediately with my paws!

Mortal Realm.

People with deceased relatives at home feel that something is wrong lately. Not only do they often dream of their relatives, but the words their relatives say are also strange, including but not limited to...

"Burn two catties of bamboo shoots for me (fresh ones!!)"

"Burn a few of the newly released cat teaser wands for me tomorrow (pretty ones!!)"

"Two balls of yarn (Mom knows you're not well-off, so burning old sweaters with unwoven yarn is also okay.)"

Everyone (dazed): "It must be the wrong sleeping position. Let's sleep for another nap!"

Content Tags: Fantasy World, System, Quick Transmigration, Whimsical, Lighthearted.

Protagonist: Yan Xia | Supporting Characters: Yan Ji | Others:

One-sentence synopsis: Be a good person, strive for progress every day.

Theme: Strive to be a person.