Chapter 29 Weird Kid 29
After Yan Ji said something to everyone and went back to the room to change the child's pants, he left with Yan Xia, who had lost faith in Tongsheng.
On this short stretch of road, some of the children sat motionless like puppets.
After being put on a small stool to sit, he still hadn't recovered from the half-life he had experienced. When he returned, he put on his open-crotch pants again to recover.
"You want me to change it for you?"
The smile in Yan Ji's eyes did not diminish, but he did not laugh out loud.
Yan Xia turned her head: "No need."
Then, she stood up in an extremely awkward posture and took a piece of clothing to cover her lower body, even though she was already exposed as much as possible.
He is just like someone who covers his ears and steals the bell.
Yan Xia walked into the bathroom in small steps, holding the pants his brother had found for him.
Two minutes later, a pair of discarded pants was lying in the trash can in the bathroom.
Once the lid of the trash can is closed, the main purpose is: out of sight, out of mind.
If you can't see it, you can pretend that it didn't happen. That's...
Impossible.
Yan Xia locked the cameraman outside the door and covered the camera in the room with a towel. Although the brief escape was shameful, it was effective.
Yan Ji stayed in the room with the children. Since they had already won the game outside, they didn't need to participate.
A bunch of viewers were left in the live broadcast room to see if the door board could bloom...
[What can’t I let the sisters see? I guarantee you won’t laugh if you see it, hahahahahahaha…]
[A child’s life is also a life [pointing and pointing.jpg]]
【Remember to change into a pair of sweatpants that won’t tear. 】
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Shrimp and pork heart are included.
Outside the window came the voices of several children cheering for their fathers, in order of rank, and the voices lasted for several minutes.
Seeing that the game was about to end, Yan Ji took the child's hand, opened the door and returned to his original position.
Enough of escaping, you still have to complete the mission.
A real man must have the courage to face the past and the calmness after social death.
It would be better if people stopped staring at his pants.
Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, Yan Xia thought so.
Unfortunately, curiosity is human instinct. It is hard to make people forget everything in such a short time. Unless time goes back, it is a pity that the bureau cannot develop such an awesome skill.
So Yan Xia could only accept everyone's verbal teasing. Fortunately, everyone knew their limits and just laughed it off.
After the three games were over, Director Shang came out and began to announce the results.
The little fat boy and his disappointing old father naturally took a seat, and the other group was the little Yi Jingchen.
In the two groups, one is the oldest among the adults, and the other is the youngest among the children.
This result is not uncommon.
The two adults were still trying to bargain with the director, but the two children accepted it well. The desire to win during the game disappeared, and only the novelty of sleeping in a tent remained.
Xinqi didn’t want to fall asleep right away, so after everyone went back to their rooms for a short rest, Director Shang arranged some small games for dinner.
The day was packed from morning till night.
The dinner was much more sumptuous than the coarse grains for lunch, and Yan Xia felt that his wounded heart was somewhat comforted.
After eating, I fell asleep with satisfaction.
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The next morning, Yan Xia opened his eyes and could feel through the curtains that the weather was as good as yesterday. It was a pity that they had to leave today.
I have to leave in the morning to catch the plane to the next recording location.
Yan Xia lifted the quilt and changed clothes. The bathroom door opened from the inside. Yan Ji came out after washing up, his face refreshed.
Yan Xia looked up casually and was stunned for a moment.
For some reason, I could see a hint of irritability from not sleeping well on this unchanged face.
His brother was a little grumpy when he woke up, which was not well understood by outsiders, and they couldn't tell anything from his usually expressionless face. But as a family member who had been together day and night for more than 20 years, Yan Xia knew it clearly.
This place is far away from the downtown area and extremely quiet at night, so how can I still not sleep well?
Yan Xia thought so and asked this question.
Then I heard from his brother about some veteran and talented singers singing dolphin sounds in the middle of the night.
It is said that Feng Jianxian and his son were sleeping soundly in the tent at first, but in the middle of the night.
The middle-aged man did not sleep very well. When he opened his eyes in a half-asleep state, he saw a lizard-shaped object in front of him.
At that moment, I screamed subconsciously, even more so than during the day, when my mind was not clear and I had no control over it.
One can imagine what happened next. First, Feng Lele, who was sleeping in the same bed with her, was frightened and burst into tears. Then, Yi Jingchen, the kid in the tent next to her, was woken up and started crying too.
Then, the staff woke up and ran out to check the situation.
The result was that a lizard did crawl onto the tent, but it was outside and did not go inside, let alone crawl next to Feng Jianxian's pillow.
It was just a shadow cast by the light left outside.
But for middle-aged people who have been left with psychological trauma during the day, this is enough to make them feel paranoid.
Yan Xia was stunned when he heard this and wanted to exclaim, "What a lively scene!"
However, seeing his brother's sleep-deprived look, he swallowed his words silently. As a system that didn't hear any movement, he always felt that if he said it out loud, it would sound like a full man not knowing the hunger of a hungry man.
From this perspective, this veteran singer still needs to practice his high notes, as the decibel level has not reached enough to wake him up.
Soon it was time to gather, and Yan Xia saw the drooping dark circles under the eyes of several adults as he wished. If he had not known the situation in advance, he would have thought that everyone had carried out some secret activity at night and did not bring him along.
No matter what everyone's mental state is, the recording has to continue, but it won't take much time. Just record the daily routine of breakfast and packing luggage, then say goodbye to the audience and say see you in the afternoon.
When the temperature began to gradually return to the "noon-day temperature", the recording of the fourth episode was declared over. When leaving, we did not ride camels, but got on the car provided by the program team.
In the car, Yan Xia sat next to the fat boy. Outside the open window, the little camel having fun outside was sniffing around curiously and rubbing against the car body.
The B&B owner was talking to the director, and as their car slowly drove out, the windows rolled up.
The little fat boy turned his head reluctantly and looked through the car window at the boss who was jogging after him.
The little children were very sentimental: "The boss couldn't bear to part with us either."
Yan Xia took a look and said, "He might just be chasing a camel."
It costs several thousand dollars to move it, and it may cost tens of thousands when it grows up.
Feng Lele: “…………”
I withdrew my self-indulgent reluctance and looked down to see the little camel running after me, finding it interesting.
“That’s because the little camel can’t bear to leave us!”, the little fat boy said stubbornly to prove his charm.
Yan Xia retracted his gaze and nodded: "Yeah."
I didn't say anything else like "I just thought it was fun", otherwise the kid might say that the sand couldn't bear to leave him.
The flowers of the motherland need care during their growth period. Although he has no experience in raising cubs, he understands it.
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After a long journey, we arrived at the airport with some time to spare. The recording location for the fifth episode was not in the countryside, nor was it a privately-occupied tourist attraction like this one.
Instead, it is a quaint town with a large flow of people, from the lonely smoke in the desert to the hazy rain.
Director Shang understands what contrast is.
There is a direct flight on this trip, and the flight time is not shorter than when we came here, it still takes four or five hours.
On the plane, when Yan Xia woke up from a nap, the children in front, behind, and around him were still sleeping.
It seems that although last night’s excitement did not leave any dark circles under the children’s eyes, their bodies clearly remembered the lack of sleep.
The plane hadn't started to descend yet. Yan Xia was staring at the white clouds outside the window in boredom, but his consciousness was sharing his daily life with two colleagues in his sea of consciousness, which can also be commonly known as a bug exchange conference.
Of course, Yan Xia was not stupid enough to tell anyone about the incident of his pants being torn while playing games. He wished that no one knew about it.
Yan Xia talked about the jumping on the spot, and received passionate feedback from Comrade Yan Meng.
[Brain Pendant Becomes a Spirit]: "If you want to say that, then I have something to say. Do you know what happened when I was presiding over the sacrifice this morning?"
[Brain Pendant Becomes a Spirit]: "I F**K took off from the spot!!"
Yan Xia's dazed pupils dilated.
[Another person]: "!!!!"
[Qiao Shiba]: "How did he fly? What time and where did he fly? Why didn't I encounter such a good thing?"
[Brain pendant becomes a spirit]: “???”
Yan Xia: “…………”
It is indeed a pure system that likes fancy creation, the focus is different.
However, Yan Xia was also very curious, and silently added a one after Qiao Shiba's message.
[Brain Pendant Becomes a Spirit]: "At noon in the Imperial Mausoleum, with all the civil and military officials watching, I spread my arms and flew away."
Yan Xia's pupils returned to normal and grew larger again, and the imagined scene almost made him laugh out loud.
[Another person]: "Is there a bird spirit in your project team?"
Yan Meng's tone sounded a bit autistic after he spoke passionately on the microphone.
[Brain Pendant Becomes a Spirit]: "Who knows what he is, but he must have wings."
Otherwise the arms cannot be recognized as wings.
Yan Xia, who had had such experience, expressed his understanding, and at the same time lamented that the species in the bureau were extremely diverse.
[Qiao Shiba]: "Fly all the time?"
The first time the pure system of being a human came again with his strange focus.
Yan Meng took several minutes to reply and directly sent a video, which sounded like he was just going to let it go.
The video was probably given by his colleague. As a tested subject, in addition to his daily privacy, it is not surprising to have a video record, which can be used for better analysis when bugs occur.
Yan Xia consciously clicked on the video.
The picture was extremely clear. Yan Meng was seen standing next to the emperor as the Grand Master, with guards, officials and palace maids standing below him. He looked extremely solemn.
When the bell rang to announce the end of the sacrifice, the great state teacher in the front suddenly spread his arms, and with the sound of his sleeves waving, he flew straight up.
In the picture, everyone’s eyes were bulging out of their sockets, including Yan Meng’s partner.
It was not until the man was almost out of sight that the emperor exclaimed "miracle".
As soon as the voice came out, a large group of people fell to their knees.
After about a quarter of an hour, the person who flew into the clouds finally flew back.
With such a period of buffer time, the eyes of the civil and military officials were not as wide as before, but their expressions were a little distorted due to being too complicated.
Each face contained an expression of shock, respect, and a bit of...it was hard to describe because the postures were so funny.
It can be seen that in their hearts, the Grand Master at this moment is sacred and inviolable. As for why his attitude is so... well.
Maybe all masters have their own habits.
After watching the video, Yan Xia laughed so hard that his shoulders were shaking.
In comparison, his fairly explainable jump from the spot isn't really a bug.
Qiao Shiba, who watched the video simultaneously, expressed his novel opinions.
[Qiao Shiba]: "I want to try."
Yan Xia followed silently, eager to make a move, but only when there was no one around.
Unfortunately, this world is impossible to achieve.
The last step of the program will determine whether the behavior is consistent with the current world's cognition, whether it is normal behavior of the system or abnormal behavior caused by a bug.
In a world where there are cameras everywhere and we value science, it is impossible for humans to take off.
Unlike the world where Yan Meng and Qiao Shiba live, people like to use supernatural powers to explain things that are beyond their cognitive scope.
Qiao Shiba might really want to put it into action, but Yan Xia can only think about it in his heart.
After watching the video twice, the plane landed steadily.
This time all the arrangements went smoothly. We got on the program crew's bus and had smooth travel all the way to the town.
The quaint buildings exude a unique charm, and the alleys that can be seen everywhere are winding and quiet.
Of course, the dozen or so people who are tasked with recording the video are unable to watch it carefully now.
In the lobby of an ancient building, a staff member hit a board to indicate the start of the live broadcast.
Everyone sat together to rest and chat, and the venue was introduced to the audience, which lasted about half an hour in total.
Then, Director Shang led the way and was taken to a riverside, where he was told that he was about to start the first mission of this station...
Room allocation phase.
No wonder we were just asked to put our luggage in the lobby before.
There were a lot of people gathered on both sides of the river. Some of them came here to have fun and happened to come across the recording of the program to watch the fun, while others were fans who had found out about the whereabouts in advance and came specifically.
This situation was all within the preset plan, and the program team arranged security personnel to control it.
So although it was a bit noisy, it was still orderly.
Amid the noise, Yan Xia even heard someone calling out to her, asking if she could be his mother.
Yan Xia looked up at his brother. If the person asked him to be his sister-in-law, he could still ask, but if it was about being his mother, he really had no one to ask.
The people watching on both sides soon quieted down. They were all well-educated people who were now paying attention to watching monkeys in a civilized manner... no, watching people.
I don’t know if Director Shang has some idol baggage, but this time he didn’t use a loud speaker but a microphone.
First, we showed everyone pictures of six rooms, which were numbered one to six from best to worst.
Room 1 is as big as a presidential suite, with all kinds of amenities, and it exudes a comfortable and expensive vibe from inside to outside.
In contrast, Room 6 is so small that it can only accommodate a bed and nothing else.
The gap is quite obvious. No one wants to live in a room that is so small that they can't even turn around. Before the director even announces the rules of the game, everyone is already getting ready to go.
Director Shang was smiling, obviously very satisfied with the effect he had created. He gave everyone enough time to discuss, and only after he was done did he slowly talk about how to play the game.
It's very simple. When you come to a small town like this, you naturally have to take a boat trip.
There are six small boats in the river, one for each family, and the adults need to row them themselves. The competition is to see who can row faster.
The end point is under a bridge downstream of the river, where there are props prepared in advance by the program team, and signs numbered one to six are hung on the wooden railings.
When you arrive, take off the number sign and move into the room corresponding to that number.
The horizontal railing was a bit far away, and Yan Xia stood on tiptoe and saw only loneliness.
But no matter where it is, you will be able to see it later.
The staff brought life jackets of various sizes in a timely manner, and the preparation work took about twenty minutes.
Adding the practice time, it was already forty to fifty minutes later when we officially set off.
Director Shang no longer has the familiar loudspeaker, but he still has the familiar whistle.
The whistle blew and the boat set off.
Yan Xia sat leisurely at the stern. As an executor in the bureau, his brother knew a little bit of every skill. He might not be proficient in those that were not often used, but his skills could be considered average.
Sure enough, as soon as they set off, they took over half of Yuan Yankai's boat next to them.
When Yan Xia looked around, he quickly discovered that Feng Jianxian, who had always fallen behind in various physical games before, was running at about the same speed as them.
Someone seemed to have mentioned before that this was his hometown. He grew up on a boat and his skills were impeccable.
The two boats moved forward side by side, with the other following closely behind, and the onlookers on the shore cheering loudly.
Given the atmosphere, I might have thought it was a dragon boat race.
As we row farther, the gap gradually widens.
When they had walked about halfway, Yan Xia stood up and vaguely saw where the wooden railing was.
As soon as the target object appeared, everyone rowed harder.
Amid the passionate cheers from the audience on the shore, Yan Ji and Feng Jianxian approached the bridge entrance almost at the same time.
It was at this time that the four people, two adults and two children, discovered that the number plate was hung unusually high, so high that adults could not reach it with their arms outstretched.
Among the six groups of guests participating in the recording, the heights of the fathers are actually not much different, they are all quite tall.
Since Yan Ji couldn't reach it, Feng Jianxian naturally couldn't either.
The boat was now parked right under the horizontal railing. Yan Xia stood up and looked into his brother's eyes for a second.
After finishing, Yan Xia raised his arms, asking for a hug.
Yan Ji lifted the person up and put him on his shoulder. Yan Xia could just reach it by stretching out his little arm.
But the sign is tied up and the rope needs to be untied.
Feng Jianxian, who was standing next to him, glanced at his fat son and said, "…………"
He chose to give up.
Since this approach didn't work, Feng Jianxian began looking for other tools and even sought help from the audience on the shore.
While he was looking around, Yan Xia was almost done with untying No. 1, but the progress was hampered mainly because the unstable base.
The boat is small to begin with, and with one person being lifted up, the center of gravity suddenly rises, so it's normal that it's a little difficult to control.
Seeing that he had no one to turn to for help from the audience, Feng Jianxian turned his attention to Yan Xia.
He smiled as if he was going to kidnap someone: "Xia Xia, what do you think about our two groups forming an alliance? Help uncle to unlock number 2 as well. There will be a mission later, and I will repay you."
Yan Xia, who was ready to get off, put the No. 1 sign into his pocket, nodded his head, and put his little hand on the No. 2 sign next to it.
As a result, just as they took it off, they heard Ying Yang shouting from behind them.
"Quick, quick, quick, make way, make way!!"
"I can't control the direction. How do I brake? No...how do I brake the boat?"
Hearing the noise, Yan Xia wanted to turn around, but before he could move, he felt his boat tilted. Then he felt the mount under his butt... no, the big brother also tilted.
Ying Yang, who was only thinking about speeding up, crashed into the two ships hard.
When Yan Xia felt something was wrong, he quickly changed direction with his hands, holding onto the railing with both hands. When his brother fell into the water, he used his shoulders to hook his feet onto the railing. He turned his head and looked down at the collision of three boats, and adults and children fell into the water with a splash.
Yan Ji, whose shoulder was stepped on, wiped the water off his face and looked up.
When their eyes met, Yan Xia looked away in a second out of guilt.
My dead friend is not me.
The small accident made the water and the shore lively.
Amidst all the noise, Yan Xia maintained the same posture as when he tied up a pig to be slaughtered during the New Year. Gradually, he felt that it was not a good idea to keep hanging like this, neither going up nor down.
Yan Xia looked down at his elder brother who was still in the water.
Yan Ji gave him a look that said, "I'll just watch and see what you're going to do."
Yan Xia: “…………”
However, there was no need to dwell on this question for long, because just as Yan Xia was looking around, he clearly heard a click.
When the next click sounded, the feeling of weightlessness came suddenly.
In the air, Yan Xia yelled: "What a shoddy project!!!"
Director Shang, who was checking the situation on the shore: “………………”
It was originally used temporarily to hang a sign, not intended to hang people.
After struggling for a long time, Yan Xia finally fell into the water holding two signs as a tourist.
When the three boats behind saw the sign fall into the water, one or two of them stopped rowing and jumped into the river directly.
The pleasant river rafting turned into a swimming competition.
The water was a mess, but the audience was quite excited to watch it.
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