Zhou Yulan almost exploded: "Fang Ming, why are you touching my head? Let me tell you, being touched on the head will stunt your growth..." She had grown to 1.7 meters tall, but now she was only 1.6 meters tall. However, she firmly believed in the principle of "growing taller at 21 and even taller at 25" and was still working tirelessly to grow taller. Therefore, she resolutely refused to let anyone touch her head.
Fang Ming's hand froze in mid-air: "I'm sorry, I didn't know." Could it be that Fang Xiaotao is only a little over 1.5 meters tall because he often pats her head?
(Fang Xiaotao, far away in Haicheng: You just found out? That's why I hate cousins the most. Now I have to add another one surnamed Huo. That guy is even more annoying. He comes to see me every now and then, not only touching my head but also pinching my cheeks. I'm not only not growing taller anymore, but my face has also gotten bigger.)
"Forget it, I won't argue with an old man like you." Zhou Yulan waved her hand.
Old Fang Ming, the man: ...
It's just a pat on the head, right? Everyone says a pat on the head is a "head-patting charm," so why did it piss him off?
"By the way, actually I didn't come up with this myself; I was just tricked into it by Nangong Jue." Zhou Yulan ran her fingers through her hair. "I certainly didn't want to fall in love."
"I never intended to date a young girl like you," Fang Ming sighed, afraid of being called a weirdo.
"Then why did you follow me out?"
“You little girl, if I didn’t come out with you, the Duke would lose face, and you would lose face too,” Fang Ming sighed.
"I didn't expect you to be so considerate of others," Zhou Yulan said, surprised.
"You can think of it as me being afraid of offending the boss," Fang Ming said, shrugging. "After all, he pays me a high salary."
“That’s true. When he introduced you to me, he said you have an annual salary of over a million, a house, a car, and the five social insurances and one housing fund... Although you’re a bit old, you’re in good health…” Zhou Yulan said while looking Fang Ming up and down, her eyes like searchlights.
Fang Ming's lips twitched. "Boss, thank you so much. I'm actually two years younger than you. If we're talking about age, you're the oldest one. But where is this little girl looking?"
"Hmm, it looks alright." Zhou Yulan suddenly nodded.
"What do you mean 'not bad'?" Fang Ming's eyes widened. "It should be 'very good,' right?"
"Whether it works or not, who knows?" Zhou Yulan pouted. "No one with kidney deficiency would admit to having kidney deficiency." After saying that, she turned around and walked back.
Fang Ming paused for a moment. "Little girl, I suspect you're making a suggestive joke, but unfortunately I can't say it!"
"Oh, right." Zhou Yulan, who had walked quite a distance away, suddenly turned back. "Come on, let's add each other on WeChat. In case my cousin-in-law asks me how it went, I won't be able to answer. At least we can chat if we have each other's contact information."
“That makes sense.” Fang Ming quickly took out his phone and scanned Zhou Yulan’s QR code. “Should we make a private appointment for tomorrow?”
Zhou Yulan immediately took two steps back: "What are you thinking, you old man? I told you, this is to deal with your dog boss and my dog cousin-in-law." Then she really left.
Fang Ming was stunned for a while, then suddenly burst out laughing. This little girl is really... quite interesting.
"Brother Xiang Dong." Just then, Nie Baozhen's voice came from the alley next door, "I don't care, you came out on a date with me, so we're a couple."
Upon hearing this, Fang Ming hurriedly turned around and walked back. It was inappropriate for children, so he decided to avoid it as soon as possible.
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