◎2-in-1 Lu Ge: Get the popular son-in-law one-day experience card◎
Director Zhang weighed the lotus roots of each of them separately, and calculated the amount earned by all the siblings together. The ones who earned the most were Xiao Chuchu and Xiao Long, who earned a total of 63 yuan. The second was the group of Chi Ling and Chi Huai, with 55 yuan. The third place was the group of Lin Chaojin and Lu Ge, with 40 yuan. The group of Yan Ruo and Yan Sinuo ranked last, earning only 26 yuan.
Yan Ru frowned when she heard the number reported by the director. She thought that the girls and boys were counted separately and then the average was distributed to each person.
Yan Sinuo took the 26 yuan, his expression was not very good. He glared at Yan Ruo with his back to the camera and said, "Why don't you go down and dig lotus roots together?" If she hadn't dug many lotus roots, they wouldn't have gotten so little money.
Yan Ru glanced up at him and said, "My period has come, and I'm not feeling well."
"Shh," Yan Sinuo said with a mocking smile, as if he didn't know who she was. "Heh, if your tricks worked, I wouldn't say anything, but now you're holding me back."
Yan Ru turned her eyes away and curled her lips, "Idiot."
Lu Ge, the second-to-last, glanced at Lin Chaojin, whose expression remained indifferent. He touched his nose and hopped over to her. He hesitantly said, "Sister," stretching out his tone like a laughing Da Huang with his tongue hanging out. "It's really not my fault today. It's just that maybe I was Nezha in my previous life and used my lotus root body, so they held a grudge against me."
"fine."
When Lu Ge heard this, his eyes lit up, but he wasn't able to feel relieved yet.
Lin Chaojin glanced at him lightly, "After all, I don't have any expectations of you."
Lu Ge held his heart and said pitifully, "No, sister, you must have expectations of me."
Everyone else was watching him acting funny, wondering how a grown man over 1.80 meters tall could learn the skill of acting coquettishly and cutely without any instruction. The key point was that when everyone saw his aggrieved expression, they felt a little pity for him and couldn't help but feel soft-hearted.
Looking at Lin Chaojin again, the young lady gave him a blank look, her thin lips parted, and she uttered a faint word, "Oh."
Everyone thought Lu Ge would be sluggish, but unexpectedly Lu Ge turned the tide, a smile appeared on his face again, and he surrounded Lin Chaojin like a rhubarb begging for bones. If there were more tails behind him, "That's okay, you are my sister, my real sister, I can follow you, you eat the meat and I drink the soup."
Tsk, everyone felt contempt at the same time. It turns out that people still need to be thick-skinned. I've learned something from this.
"By the way, Director Zhang, where is the pork that Brother Yingying gave us yesterday?" Xiao Chuchu slapped her forehead when she remembered, staring at Director Zhang with shining eyes.
"Yes, we still have a whole pig." Lu Ge no longer bothered about the lotus roots and looked at Director Zhang with bared teeth, "Director, what did you do to our pig?"
When they mentioned the pig, Director Zhang thought of the smell in front of his house last night. His face twitched and he said unhappily, "I didn't touch your pig. It's frozen."
As he said that, he took them over. Lu Ge and the others looked at the pork that filled two large refrigerators and were dumbfounded. This was too much. They could not finish it even if they ate it for a month.
"Director, this is all the meat from that pig," Lu Ge said, his mind flashing through dishes like braised pig's trotters, stir-fried large intestines, twice-cooked pork, and shredded pork with fish flavor. He swallowed his saliva, turned around, and put his arm around Chi Huai's shoulder. "Brother, dear brother, my food for the next few days depends on you. I will do anything you ask me to do in the future, without hesitation."
Chi Huai didn't take his hand away this time. He glanced at him and raised his eyebrows, "Really?"
"Of course it's true. I guarantee it with my personal dignity," Lu Ge patted his chest and said, as sincere as he could be.
"Okay, remember your words."
Chi Ling stood aside and glanced at her brother, then glanced at Lu Ge. Seeing Lu Ge's silly smile after hearing what her brother said, she silently looked away.
Looking at the two large refrigerators full of meat, several people decided to keep a small portion and distribute the rest to the staff and a dozen households in the village.
"Don't you want to exchange this meat for money from me?" Director Zhang looked at them puzzledly and said.
As soon as he finished speaking, he was met with unanimous contemptuous looks from Lu Ge and other staff members.
Lu Ge crossed his arms and raised his chin, "Director Zhang, you thought we were you."
The other staff members nodded in agreement and complained silently in their hearts, "You really said what we were thinking."
For the first time, Director Zhang felt everyone's extremely disgusted gazes. He snorted, turned around, put his hands behind his back, and walked out with his belly sticking out and his chin held high, like a proud fat duck.
"Come, come, come," Lu Ge and his companions did not have time to comfort Director Zhang's wounded heart. They took out the meat from the refrigerator and distributed it to the staff. Everyone happily took it and forgot about their director for a moment.
Director Zhang walked out of the door and glanced back furtively. Well, even his favorite assistant didn't chase him out. He was immediately furious and glared at these people.
After distributing the pork to the staff, several people split up and took the remaining pork to distribute to the villagers. After all, they still had to disturb others here.
Lin Chaojin and Lu Ge stopped in front of a house and knocked on the gate.
Soon the gate creaked open, and a small head peeked out from the crack. The child, with two cute buns tied around his neck, looked up at them timidly with his round eyes, "Who are you looking for?"
Lin Chaojin squatted down, raised her eyes and softened her voice, "Hello, little one, where are your family members? Um," Lin Chaojin continued to explain to her, "We are here to take pictures."
"Yes," Lu Ge also squatted down, grinning, and raised the pork in his hand, "We are here to bring you pork, big black pork, it's delicious."
The little girl was originally looking at Lin Chaojin and talking. As soon as Lu Ge squatted down, she took two steps back, then turned around and ran to the yard, shouting, "Grandma, someone is coming."
Lu Ge looked at the child who treated him like a monster. The smile on his face became awkward. He glanced at Lin Chaojin with resentment, "Does that child need to be treated differently?"
Lin Chaojin stood up and glanced at him, her eyes speaking volumes.
[Haha, maybe Ge Suengseng's silly look scared the children.]
[Lu Ge: Ever since the show started, my charm has plummeted. I've become everyone's favorite, feeling wronged.]
"Who are you?" At this time, an old lady in her fifties or sixties came out with a little girl. Seeing the two handsome children, a kind smile appeared on her face. "You are the people who came to the village to take pictures, right?"
A few days ago, the village chief told every household that a program crew would come to the village to record a program for a few days. As soon as they arrived, the deserted village became lively.
"Well, grandma, it's us. We got some pork and brought some to you. Sorry for disturbing you these days," Lin Chaojin explained in a slow voice, handing over the bag of pork in his hand.
"No, no, no," the old lady waved her hand and refused.
"Grandma, just take it," Lu Ge took the pork from his sister and handed it to the old grandmother with a big, brilliant smile on his face.
"You are such a bright-looking boy," the old lady said, liking children with such cheerful smiles. She patted his arm and praised him, "You are also strong and healthy."
"That's right, grandma, you have good taste." Lu Ge, who had been despised all his life, couldn't help but laugh when he received great compliments from a stranger. He raised his arms and tensed his muscles to show, "Actually, my muscles are just averagely strong." If he had less arrogance on his face, he might have been more convincing.
"Young man, are you married yet? If not, grandma can introduce one to you. Your grandma knows all the girls in the surrounding villages and will definitely introduce you to a good one," the old grandma said enthusiastically as she looked at Lu Ge and nodded continuously.
"Ahem," Lu Ge, who was showing off his physique, almost sprained his waist. He was frightened by the old lady's sudden words and quickly waved his hand, "No, no need, grandma."
"Why not? It's time for you, young man, to get married," the old lady disagreed, trying to be a matchmaker for him. "Then tell me what kind of woman you like, and I'll find one for you."
Lu Ge couldn't resist the old lady's enthusiasm, and looked at his sister with tears in his eyes, "Sister," and asked her for help.
Lin Chaojin stroked his forehead and said to the old lady, "Grandma, my brother is not yet of legal age."
"What legal age?" Grandma gave them a puzzled look and waved her hand. "It's not a big deal. Having a wedding banquet in the village means you're getting married."
Lin Chaojin looked at Lu Ge helplessly.
"Ahem," Lu Ge was so scared that he almost choked on his own saliva. If it weren't for this, even a banquet was arranged for him. Lu Ge quickly stuffed the bag of pork in his hand into the old lady's hand, "Grandma, here are the porks for you," and then he pulled his sister and ran away without taking a breath.
"Hey, boy, don't go."
"Scary, so scary," Lu Ge patted his chest and gasped.
"Is it that serious?" Lin Chaojin glanced at him and said.
"Of course not," Lu Ge jumped up and pouted, "I am still the flower of the motherland."
"hehe."
After that, the two of them continued to knock on the next door and deliver the pork in their hands. However, the amazing thing was that as soon as the aunts and grandmothers in each household saw Lu Ge, they would pull him aside and say that they wanted to be a matchmaker for him.
"Young man, you look so energetic. Come, I'll find you a beautiful wife. I guarantee you'll be satisfied."
"Young man, are you married? My aunt's second brother's wife's cousin has a daughter who is a good match for you."
"Hey, young man, don't run away. I'm a famous matchmaker in the surrounding villages. I'm sure I'll find a good match for you."
…
For the fourth time, Lu Ge escaped from the enthusiastic embrace of the aunts and aunties. He ran without stopping until he reached the banyan tree. He didn't even dare to stop, not even caring about his sister. He leaned against the banyan tree, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and muttered to himself, "How terrifying."
When Lu Ge lowered his head and met the eyes of Dahuang, who was lying under the tree with his tongue hanging out, he complained to it, "Dahuang, the people in the village are so enthusiastic." He felt that they all wanted to tie him up and set him up with a blind date.
"Woof woof," Dahuang barked at him twice.
"You think so too, don't you?" Lu Ge seemed to understand what it said and communicated with it freely.
Xiao Chuchu and the others returned after delivering the pork. They looked at the man communicating with the dog under the banyan tree with a confused look on their faces. They asked Lin Chaojin, "What happened to him?"
"Probably..." Lin Chaojin explained the exciting events to them without changing the tone.
The others were all shocked when they heard this, "That's not the case."
Xiao Long looked at Lu Ge and joked, "I didn't expect you to be so popular among middle-aged and elderly women. You are the next generation's hottest son-in-law."
Lu Ge rolled his eyes in annoyance after hearing this and said, "Do you want this blessing?"
"How could I be so lucky?" Xiao Long spread his hands.
"If my brother was really lucky, he wouldn't be single until now and still be an older bachelor," Xiao Chuchu echoed her brother.
"Sister, even if we say so, we wouldn't stab your brother, would we?" Xiao Long looked at his sister helplessly.
"But I'm telling the truth," Xiao Chuchu looked at her brother with pure eyes. She was not wrong.
Xiao Long looked at his sister's sincere expression and thought, okay, he wouldn't count on her emotional intelligence.
"Brother Long, Brother Huai, weren't you caught by the aunties and grandmas trying to sell your products?" Lu Ge touched his chin and looked at the two of them.
Xiao Long shook his head and said, "Maybe the aunt and the lady don't like me."
Chi Huai had a cold expression on his face and didn't want to answer his boring question at all.
"Hey, can I say that my charm is still there?" Lu Ge said with increasing pride, "Then I am still a treasure."
After hearing what he said, Lin Chaojin and the others looked at him speechlessly. They really had no idea what was going on in his mind.
[Haha, I just laughed so hard at the scene where Ge Songsong was trapped in the pressure of the aunties and grandmas to get married.]
[Lu Ge was just looking at him with disdain, but then he suddenly became complacent. Others seeing him like this probably really thought he was crazy, haha.]
[Taki said that a popular son-in-law is quite possible. To be honest, my mom also said that you can be her son-in-law, Ge Ye. She doesn't mind, really.]
[The guy in front is shameless, ahem, my grandma said she can accept you, Lu Ge, as her grandson-in-law, so you can come home with me sometime.]
…
All of a sudden, the comments were filled with messages like "My mom, my grandma, my aunt, my aunt, etc. think that Lu Ge is a good son-in-law, and ask when you will come to my house."
Some bloggers also cut these clips of Lu Ge being proposed to by old ladies and aunts into a video and posted it online. Netizens who watched it for fun immediately forwarded the video.
#热门兒兒獻蘭戈# is firmly on the top trending searches, and when you click on it, you will see netizens making fun of it.
My mom said she's got her eyes on this son-in-law. She gave me all the three apartments in City B and the five apartments in City S. So @LuGe, when will you come to my house to be my son-in-law?
[Please line up politely. I'm older than you, so I'll go first. My grandma said she's reserved this son-in-law. The ten acres of land in the village, the five pigs, and the ten chickens at home are all my dowry. So, @Lu Ge, just go along with it.]
[Heh, speaking of generations, my great-great-great-grandmother just appeared in my dream. She said she asked the King of Hell to tell my fortune, saying that Lu Ge was destined to be her son-in-law. Even the ghosts in the eighteen levels of hell could vouch for her.]
…
[Good fellow, even the King of Hell came in my dreams, but I can't compare. @Lu Ge, I just want to ask you if you're afraid, you dog head.]
In the villa courtyard, Ms. Lu was pruning flowers when a call came in on her cell phone. She picked up the phone and a friend from some unknown police station spoke enthusiastically, "Ms. Lu, I didn't know you had such a handsome son. When can our two families get together for dinner?"
A handsome son? Who was he? She wondered if there was such a person in her family. Before she could answer, the other end of the line hung up. She shook her head, unconcerned. But moments later, the phone rang again. She answered, and a passionate female voice echoed.
"Hey, Ms. Lu, when can our two families have a meal together? I have a beautiful daughter, and remember to bring your handsome son along. It's a deal."
With a "beep", the person on the other end finished talking to himself and hung up.
Ms. Lu frowned. Before she could figure it out, several more calls came in. Ms. Lu answered them one by one and then hung up numbly.
But when they talked about their son, who was handsome, elegant, graceful, and well-mannered, Ms. Lu twitched her lips. Could they be talking about her family's hated Lu Ge? If so, Ms. Lu could only say that they had a short circuit in their brains.
At this time, Father Lin came over and looked at Ms. Lu standing in the yard with a frown. He walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"
Ms. Lu looked up at him and told him about the confusing phone calls she had just made.
After listening to this, Lin Ye was silent for a few seconds, which was rare. He looked at her for a few seconds and then said, "If this is what you are talking about, I do know."
He took out his phone and clumsily opened Weibo, clicking on the trending search #热门子路戈# to show her, "My assistant told me this."
Ms. Lu took his phone and watched the video to the end. She then glanced at the comments below. She looked up and remained silent with Lin Ye for a while before she spoke: "Is this talking about our Lu Ge?"
"Well, I think so," Lin Ye nodded without changing his expression.
Ms. Lu's expression was hard to describe. Was she out of her mind or were they out of their minds? As for her stupid son, haha, she was worried that others would despise his stupidity for the sake of their descendants after sending him to her home.
At nightfall, the staff informed them one by one that tomorrow was the Dragon Boat Festival and there would be a dragon boat race, and urged them to have a good rest.
They just found out that tomorrow is the Dragon Boat Festival. As soon as Lin Chaojin and Lu Ge walked into the yard, their phones rang. Lin Chaojin saw that it was a WeChat call and answered it, "Hello, Aunt Lu."
When Lu Ge heard the sound, he rushed over and shouted loudly to Ms. Lu on the other side of the camera, "Mom."
Lin Chaojin silently moved her head away.
Ms. Lu glanced at him with disdain across the screen. "Your mother isn't deaf, why are you yelling so loudly? Don't deafen Jinjin's ears."
Lu Ge grinned, revealing his big white teeth. "Got it, Ms. Lu. I promise to keep my voice down next time."
Ms. Lu looked at him with such a silly look, pinched her temples with a headache, and ignored him to keep it a secret, and continued to talk to Lin Chaojin.
"Okay, I understand, Aunt Lu," Lin Chaojin listened to her chatter patiently, responding from time to time.
"Tomorrow is the Dragon Boat Festival. It's a pity you are not at home. I plan to make some rice dumplings with Aunt Zhang," Ms. Lu said with some regret.
"It's okay, we can eat it when we go back in a few days," Lin Chaojin comforted her.
"That's all we can do. I'll hang up first. You guys should get some rest."
"No, Mom, don't you have anything to tell me?" Lu Ge rushed out again and said aggrievedly.
Ms. Lu glanced at him across the screen and said, "You just need to listen to your sister and take good care of her. However," she paused, "I can't count on you since you look so silly. I really don't know what those people in the video online are thinking. Oh, it gives me a headache," and then she hung up the WeChat call.
"You really are my real mother," Lu Ge pouted, "but what about the video on the Internet," and then he took out his mobile phone and opened it on Weibo, and saw the trending search, "Popular son-in-law, wow, you're talking about me," Lu Ge said in a long tone with pride.
"Sister, look at this son-in-law who is very popular on the Internet. Hey, can netizens be more reserved?" Lu Ge couldn't help showing off to Lin Chaojin while holding his mobile phone.
Lin Chaojin put away her phone, glanced at it, and said calmly, "Maybe it's just like Aunt Lu said, netizens may have a brain short circuit," and then she walked upstairs.
"Jealous, you are just jealous," Lu Ge protested dissatisfiedly on the spot, then lowered his head and read those Weibo posts with relish. Seeing the comments from netizens, he twitched his lips, which was unnecessary.
I thought about it and posted a provocative Weibo post: Sorry, my sister said I'm not of legal age, so forget about being a son-in-law.
The comments below are getting longer and longer as soon as it is posted.
[Ahhh, Ge Ye finally posted on Weibo.]
[No, I feel like this statement is a bit provocative. Is this person showing off again?]
[I think so too. It's okay, brother. You're not of legal age. My great-great ...
[Haha, sister above, are you telling Mr. Ge a ghost story? This child will be scared silly.]
Lu Ge glanced at the comment and suddenly felt a chill around him. He couldn't help but run into the house and shouted, "Sister."
The next day, Director Zhang took several people to a spacious hall.
Lu Ge and the others looked at the glutinous rice and bamboo leaves and asked incredulously, "Are you sure you want us to do it ourselves?"
"Yeah," Director Zhang nodded, "It's okay, I've hired some helpers for you," and pointed to the aunties standing nearby, "They'll teach you how to do it."
When Lu Ge saw those ladies, the corners of his mouth twitched. Aren’t these the aunties and aunties who enthusiastically pulled him to be a matchmaker yesterday?
The aunties and grannies were still very enthusiastic when they saw him.
"Hey, young man, why did you run so fast yesterday? I still have many girls to introduce to you."
"Hey, Aunt Li, how could you steal my man? It was clearly me who made the agreement with him first."
"It's me, not you. Don't cut in line."
…
Lu Ge's face turned numb. No, when did he make the decision? How come he didn't know about it?
Lin Chaojin and the others couldn't help laughing secretly when they saw this scene.
Director Zhang looked at the scene in bewilderment, wondering why the helpers he had called in suddenly started quarreling.
Assistant Li saw his condition and went over to explain to him.
Director Zhang looked even more bewildered after hearing this. Ah, no, it can develop this way. Thinking of this, he glanced at Lu Ge and said, "Boy, I didn't expect that you still have this situation."
When Lu Ge saw his gaze, he really wanted to laugh at him.
[Haha, I'm dying of laughter. Ge Songsong: I'm scared. Aunties, please don't come over here. I'm so weak and helpless now.]
Director Zhang: Boy, you're great! I underestimated you. I never thought you had the potential to be my son-in-law.
Fortunately, with Director Zhang's reminder, the aunts and grandmas knew that they were recording a program, so they didn't say anything and calmed down.
Lin Chaojin and a few others followed them to learn. Although they encountered some bumps in the beginning and the results were not satisfactory, the aunts and ladies did not say much and instead kindly encouraged and comforted them.
But it was miserable when it came to Lu Ge. Lu Ge was scolded by the aunts and grandmas from time to time.
"Oh, you are so clumsy, young man. This is not the way to wrap it."
"No, you can't even make a rice dumpling. You'll never get a wife like this."
"Young man, it's not customary to ask your wife to cook when you get married. If you want to marry a wife, you have to learn how to cook. How come you can't even make rice dumplings? People like you will be eliminated first."
Lu Ge frowned and said, "Auntie, that's not what you said just yesterday."
[Haha, what a bizarre development! Wasn't Lu Ge a popular son-in-law just ten minutes ago? How come he's been dismissed in the blink of an eye?]
[I still get the "One Day Good Son-in-Law" experience card, dog head.]
[Lu Ge: I'm impressed by you old bastards. You guys decide my success and my failure. It's annoying.]
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