The sound was so loud that the neighbors could hear it; the stench of its fart was so bad that everyone vomited.
[Good heavens, thank goodness I was prepared and used an isolation talisman beforehand.]
Otherwise, we'd be the ones vomiting now.
[Mom and Dad, let's go quickly, I'm afraid I'll throw up what I ate last night.]
You can't smell it, but you can see it. Even Li Laoda and Jiang Yuting couldn't stand this unique breakfast.
Upon stepping outside, Li Yiyi noticed her neighbor peeking in from next door, and her face instantly fell into worry.
"Dad, do you think my cousin Fu Bao fell into the latrine last night and got pickled? Why did she fart so loudly and smell so bad this morning?"
Seemingly unintentional, but actually deliberate, the neighbor had already gone back with wide eyes. Li Yi blinked, looking innocent and pure.
I didn't say anything!
I was just talking to my parents; I'm a good child.
The next second, Li Yiyi was overjoyed.
[Hahaha, the news that Li Fuyi fell into the cesspool is about to spread.]
I wonder if Zhou Wenzhu would be happy to have a female lead who's a total slut; Yang Guowei, on the other hand, seems to have a pretty good tolerance for it.
【Li Fuyi, I'm doing this to help you. To love someone is to love all of them. If Zhou Wenzhu can't even accept you falling into a cesspool, then he doesn't truly love you.】
I'm such a good person.
Looking at their boastful daughter, Li Laoda and Jiang Yuting inwardly praised her as well.
Yes, their daughter is the most well-behaved; she never publicizes the good things she does.
In the following days, Li Fuyi's expression was very strange. Everyone thought she was angry because she had fallen into the latrine, or because she was being laughed at.
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