Chapter 081
With the look of these four, it's hard to imagine what it would be like if they went to the cinema to watch it...
Lu Xingzhou's silence was deafening, while Song Zhuyun was taking a deep breath.
In the evening, the village held a buffet, which was an advance celebration of the appearance of the Son of God in the village.
Although Lu Xingzhou was not quite sure how he became the Son of God, he still had to participate.
Lu Yousen and Lu Yousi did not come. One of them was in the army and the other was studying prescriptions, so they could not leave.
Lu Qiyi did come over. He spent the entire afternoon getting to know all the relatives, and then introduced them to Lu Xingzhou one by one.
The younger generation is okay, including my cousins.
It's okay if you go a little further up, but if you go a generation further up, it's hard to recognize...
Lu Xingzhou's mask of pain was almost showing, but he still had to keep smiling and call people one by one.
Fortunately, Lu Qiyi was there to assist him, and he only needed to know a part of it, so it was still okay.
After asking everyone to finish the meeting, Lu Xingzhou sat at the main table, surrounded by elders.
He couldn't drink, so he could only watch his uncles, aunts, and other people at the table chatting and laughing with each other.
Bored Lu Xingzhou decided to find some melons to eat~
He looked towards the table of the younger ones and smiled politely.
[Great, it's alright anyway. Let me see if I'm the lucky guy whose melon is on my mind.]
As soon as these words were spoken, the people at the younger generation's table trembled. No, they really... Don't pay too much attention to them, please.
Lu Xingzhou looked at one of the fat boys and thought about it.
Chen Baiye, my little cousin, failed his exam at school, scoring 38 points. After the parent-teacher conference, he was afraid of getting beaten up when he got home. When his mom asked him how many points he got, he said 83... Just when his mom thought he did okay, or okay, his dad came back... That day, the little fat boy's butt hurt every time he sat down.
Chen Baiye, who had grown into a young boy, had a painful expression on his face. Why, why did his new cousin know about such an embarrassing thing?!
Lu Yun'er, who was standing beside him, was completely puzzled. He looked at Chen Baiye and asked, "What were you thinking at the time?"
Chen Baiye looked at his other new cousin with tears in his eyes and said, "Our teacher said not to announce the results, but who knew he really didn't announce it and sent it privately..."
A hint of a smile flashed across Lu Qiyi's eyes. He said, "Is it possible that with your grades, even if the teacher doesn't send it privately, he will talk to your father about it?"
Little Chen Baiye was silent. He sighed softly and said, "You are young and ignorant."
He thought Lu Xingzhou would let him go, but Lu Xingzhou didn't.
[Emmmm, this cousin is a classic example of a quirky young man. When he was little, his mother got mad at him and said he was picked up from the garbage dump. Then... the fat boy took it seriously and, after a long thought, decided to go look for his real mother. When the sanitation workers were about to take the trash can away to clean it up, he hugged the trash can and cried desperately for his mother, demanding they return his mother to him... He was almost sent to the hospital.]
Chen Baiye's mother, Ms. Du, lowered her head and covered her face, saying that she would not accept any interviews or inquiries. If anyone wanted to ask, they should ask her son. She was also extremely shocked at the time.
Chen Baiye buried his head under the table. He knew nothing.
Lu Xingzhou shifted his gaze to another child.
[Oh, this is my online cousin who's in her thirties and still wants to meet up in person... Since I'm still here, I'll help him get famous when the time comes...]
The little cousin who was named also lowered her head and put away the laughter that she had just been laughing. She also felt unlucky. The man clearly told her that he was only in his twenties and he looked very handsome in the photo.
As a result... she was heartbroken by online dating and decided to cut off all love and never fall in love again!
My little cousin is also quite an amazing person... When she was little, she would chase after an old yellow cow and bite its butt, insisting on getting a fresh bite. The cow whipped her with its tail, knocking out a tooth. She then cried and begged the cow to take care of her in her old age, insisting that the cow had whipped her into an old woman.
Oh no, oh no, I almost forgot. I reminded her not to hang out with her best friend. Her best friend has known for a long time that her online boyfriend is over 30 years old and was deliberately trying to get her to meet that guy. It seems her best friend has already met that guy...
My cousin was stunned for a moment. She recalled that she did say a lot of good things about the guy in front of her best friend, and she also mentioned that she wanted to meet him. At first, she told her not to meet him, but then she suddenly changed her mind and started praising him and asking her to meet him...
The little cousin looked angry and sad, and Chen Baiye next to her patted her shoulder to comfort her.
Lu Xingzhou looked at the other one and frowned.
The person being targeted felt a chill down his spine. What happened to him?
[Cousin Bai Xing... he's actually a supporting character in a book??? He loved picking his nose when he was a kid, so he can't be the main character... No, what kind of a reason is that??]
Chen Baixing has dead eyes, just read the book, what the hell is the supporting role, what the hell is this reason...
Lu Xingzhou pursed his lips with a subtle expression.
Tomorrow night... Cousin Bai Xing will rescue an injured man... and use Gu to heal him before sending him to the hospital. However, when the man wakes up, not only will he not thank you, he will even threaten Cousin Bai Xing to treat his girlfriend. He'll treat her, but the man's girlfriend will fall in love with Cousin Bai Xing because he's handsome and gentle.
[The man turned evil and shot his cousin Bai Xing to death.]
Lu Xingzhou slowly let out a breath, very good, □□ boss’s weak and delicate wife.
[I'd better tell my cousin Bai Xing later, don't pick up men on the street. Who knows if you'll be the heroine or cannon fodder? The best thing to do with such men is to send them to the police station.]
Chen Baixing was also speechless about this hasty ending. He silently raised his middle finger to the sky under the table.
It would be better if he doesn’t meet that man tomorrow, otherwise he will call the police immediately.
[That man is from the Burmese army, a big boss behind the scenes. He was just tricked by my little brother...]
Chen Baixing didn't want to talk. What was he? A gentle second male lead? No, second male leads usually survived to the end. He was at most a cannon fodder.
Lu Yun'er and Lu Qiyi both reached out and patted him. Lu Linwu looked at him and said silently, "Take care. Remember to call the police, or call the emergency number."
The next day, Lu Xingzhou got up early because he had to worship the Gu God first. The Gu God would only appear in the early morning sunlight, so they had to get up very early.
At five o'clock in the morning, the village was brightly lit and the able-bodied men in every household were up. They put on clothes representing their ethnic group, put on neat silver jewelry, and walked towards the ancestral hall together.
Lu Xingzhou had been there for a long time. He was wearing the clothes of the Son of God. The clothes of the Son of God were made of silk and were different from ordinary Miao clothes.
The embroidery of the Black Miao people is a type of cross-stitch embroidery. The patterns themselves are layered but not bulky, and the patterns are neatly aligned.
The embroidery of Lu Xingzhou's clothes uses silver thread as the base and colored thread for embroidery.
The lower body is in the style of a horse face. After all, the last time the Son of God appeared was in the Ming Dynasty.
Lu Xingzhou was dressed neatly, wearing a black Miao silver crown on his head, and silver ornaments on his wrists, neck and waist.
After putting on the whole set, Lu Xingzhou felt the weight on his body. These silver ornaments were all solid and solid, with intricate patterns carved on them, and each one was extremely exquisite.
His upper body was a short-sleeved shirt with a small silver locket hanging from the sleeve. He wore a silver bracelet on his wrist with a small bell inside, which made a crisp sound when he walked.
The moment Lu Xingzhou walked out, everyone else was speechless. It was so beautiful...
Lu Xingzhou, dressed in Miao costume, looked as handsome as an elf in the mountains, as if he would disappear from everyone's sight in the next second.
The gate of the ancestral hall opened, and Lu Xingzhou walked in following the steps he learned last night. He went straight to the backyard. The gate of the backyard was open, and the Five Poisonous Creatures were enshrined in the middle.
Scorpions, snakes, toads, centipedes, geckos.
In novels, geckos are usually replaced by poisonous spiders, but the original five poisonous creatures are these five.
The five poisonous creatures gathered together. This was the Gu God they had worshipped for many years.
Lu Xingzhou took out the powder in his hand, sprinkled it on the ground, stepped on it, and began to perform a sacrificial dance.
The sacrificial dance without music seemed more sacred. After the tune was finished, a rustling sound was heard. Lu Xingzhou sat in it, and soon the surroundings were filled with scorpions, snakes, centipedes, toads and geckos.
Geckos are different from ordinary geckos. Ordinary geckos are not poisonous, but the geckos attracted here are poisonous species.
Lu Xingzhou sat there, and the five poisons gathered around him.
There are all kinds of snakes here, Lu Xingzhou even saw a white-headed viper...
This thing is the most venomous snake in the world. It’s not that it’s so poisonous, but mainly because there is no corresponding treatment serum.
That's why it is called the number one venomous snake.
Lu Xingzhou sat there. The statue of the Gu God in front of him slowly exhaled smoke as the Five Poisons arrived. Song Qing and the others were watching through the window outside, their faces full of worry.
The village chief waved his hand and said, "It's okay, it won't hurt anyone. On the contrary, it will make Zhou Zhou more receptive to the Gu."
Lu Xiao put his hand on Song Qing's hand soothingly and held it. Old Master Song looked at him quietly, and he thought of the woman who made him fall in love at first sight.
The one who accompanied him through all the ups and downs, and yet left him.
Lu Xingzhou, who was sitting there, was surrounded by smoke. The smoke was not choking, on the contrary, it had a medicinal fragrance.
As the fog dissipated, the snakes, toads and other creatures disappeared from the spot. Lu Xingzhou looked quietly at the statue of the Gu God in front of him. A small lavender snake crawled out of the statue and crawled in front of him.
The little snake was about the same thickness as an earthworm and not very long. He took advantage of Lu Xingzhou's inattention and bit it. Lu Xingzhou hissed, and the finger bitten by the snake turned black, but then returned to its original color.
The little snake snaked up along Lu Xingzhou's arm and silently lay on Lu Xingzhou's head.
Lu Xingzhou raised his head and touched it, vaguely feeling the happiness coming from the little snake. The sunlight shone through the thick fog, and he could vaguely see the purple in Lu Xingzhou's hair.
Lu Xingzhou stood up, knowing that it was over. He walked out silently. The village chief and the others followed him without saying a word.
After entering the ancestral hall, Lu Xingzhou knelt before the tablet in front of him and said, "I am Lu Xingzhou, the third generation Holy Son of the Black Miao. I hope that the ancestors will bless me and that the Black Miao will prosper."
After saying that, he knelt down and kowtowed three times. The people behind him knelt together and knelt down together with Lu Xingzhou.
The moment they raised their heads, brilliant iron flowers penetrated the morning mist, and grand and beautiful points of light soared into the sky carrying their good wishes.
This is what fireworks should look like.
Lu Xingzhou stood up, picked up the wine on the altar and poured it into the cup, picked up the cup and poured it on the ground, then put the cup back in its place.
A series of giggling sounds were heard. Lu Xingzhou watched quietly as many small snakes quietly appeared in the small box behind the tablet.
The first one to choose Lu Xingzhou was a little snake, so the one that woke up the sleeping Gu behind the tablet following their master was also a little snake.
They stuck their heads out and looked at Lu Xingzhou quietly. If someone who was afraid of snakes saw this scene, they would be scared to death.
But they just watched. After a while, the little purple snake above Lu Xingzhou's head suddenly stood up and spat out its tongue at the other snakes.
Lu Xingzhou petted the little snake and said, "Be good and don't threaten me, senior."
The little snake lay down obediently, and the snake poisonous insects behind the tablet also quietly returned to the box to continue the scene.
The subsequent procedures were completed and it was already noon. Under the dazzling sunlight, the eldest master picked up a silver needle, touched the red liquid next to it, and then he picked up the silver needle and pierced it under the corner of Lu Xingzhou's eye.
Different, but the red color remained on Lu Xingzhou's face, which was the proof of the Holy Sons and Holy Daughters.
The family tree was opened, and the name Lu Xingzhou was written behind Chen Yin.
The pen used was still dark green, exactly the same color as the two words Chen Yin mentioned above.
Old Master Song was moved to tears by what he saw, his Ayin.
It was all over, and Lu Xingzhou changed his clothes. He walked out wearing a short-sleeved shirt. Because of the red spots at the corners of his eyes, he looked a little different, dangerous and gorgeous. There was a hint of purple in the bottom of his eyes, which could not be seen at all without careful observation.
The little snake lay quietly on Lu Xingzhou's head as a decoration. The village chief's face was smiling like a chrysanthemum. He would not be angry even if his silly son showed up and took away his wine glass.
How could he not be happy? The Holy Snake Gu had awakened, and the other Gu would also awaken the next time Lu Xingzhou came to worship his ancestors. The formation in the center of the village could now be activated.
This formation is not the kind used for cultivating immortals, but a maze to protect them.
Otherwise, how could they live here for so long?
Although it is not necessary now, it is reassuring to have a formation.
Everything was over, a burst of firecrackers rang out, and it was time for lunch.
During this banquet, the elders pricked up their ears silently, as there were more melons to eat.
Even though they are old, they still know some new words.
They are all very good at using their mobile phones.
Lu Xingzhou was eating hard. He was really hungry after going through this whole process.
After eating and drinking, he couldn't leave the table for the time being. He looked ahead with a faint smile on his face.
[Okay, let's start the dinner routine. Let me see who the lucky winner is.]
Lu Xingzhou is really happy eating melons, while those who are being eaten melons often remain silent and then turn from victims to perpetrators.
"Ah, Uncle Chenqi...it seems he's talked it out with his aunt. If that's the case, my uncle wouldn't have been so badly damaged. But I think...bad luck in love is the hardest to get rid of."
Chen Qi, who was named, sat up straight in silence. He? A bad love relationship?
Feeling the unfriendly looks from his wife and father, he looked at Lu Xingzhou for help, and said, "Please, nephew, please speak quickly, keep talking. I don't want your uncle to die young."
Lu Xingzhou counted on his fingers.
[The class reunion is in eight days. If my aunt were here, my cousin wouldn't be so sad and drink too much. Someone raped him and took photos...]
Chen Di, who was next to Chen Qi, silently glanced at his eldest sister-in-law's expression. He patted his eldest brother's shoulder and said, "You...be careful."
Chen Qi's expression was stiff. No, he was raped by a bully?
he******! !
What the hell is this class reunion? He's not going! When he gets home, he'll show his loyalty to his wife! He won't give anyone outside the house any chance to take advantage of him.
Lu Xingzhou blinked and looked at Qin Zhao's belly, and he scratched his chin.
[I don't know if my little cousin will be born this time. I think she should be. My cousin and aunt don't seem to be arguing right now. I should be able to find out after a while.]
Qin Zhao was stunned. She subconsciously put her hand on her lower abdomen. Chen Di felt sore. He squeezed Chen Qi and said, "It's great, big brother. I have another little niece."
Chen Qi laughed, suppressing his inner joy, ahhhhhhhh, he was going to have a daughter!!!
He was so happy that if he wasn't afraid that the Holy Son would treat him as a fool, he would have gone to the mountains and run several laps right now.
The village chief also laughed. Although his son always made him angry, his granddaughter was innocent. Oh, he would also have a chubby granddaughter. That was great.
But he didn't ignore Lu Xingzhou's previous words, whether he could be born...
He narrowed his eyes. He would have to ask his eldest brother to go there when the time comes. He was not afraid of thieves stealing, but was afraid of thieves thinking about it. If it fails once, there will definitely be another time. It is better to solve it at once. Bad peach blossoms are not so easy to get rid of.
Lu Xingzhou silently took a bite of the pork ribs and looked at Chen Di.
[Hehehehe, Uncle Chendi~]
Chen Di's back trembled. He didn't have any gossip. He was very happy now. He was with his junior high school idol and was happy and sweet every day.
What did Xiao Zi say? Uncle Chen Di is pregnant? Huh? I remember Uncle Chen Di had a normal physique, right?
Lu Xingzhou frowned, and Chen Di's heart began to pound. No, what happened to him?
He has a normal physique and is not capable of getting pregnant.
[Wow, wow, cousin Di's boyfriend is awesome. They're pretty sweet...]
Chen Di took a deep breath. What was going on with him?
[My uncle's boyfriend has a special physique. He's like the ultimate attacker in a novel. Whoever he sleeps with gets pregnant. After they've been together for a long time, Uncle Chen Di's physique has naturally changed.]
Chen Di was speechless. He touched his stomach and decided to take the man for a check-up when he got home that night. If it was true, he would definitely kill him.
Every time I ask him to...he never brings it, damn!!!
Lu Xingzhou took a sip of water and looked to the side. The fat boy next to him was eating. When he saw Lu Xingzhou looking at him, he smiled at him.
Lu Xingzhou was silent about this little fat boy.
Ah, the little fat boy's great-grandfather was also an amazing man. He had five wives in his lifetime, each of whom lived in a different place. He was a businessman, and he visited one of his wives each time he traveled to each of the five places. Later... when the old man passed away, his five wives' children all wanted him to be with their mother, and they kept arguing with each other. Then... these filial sons divided the old man's ashes into five parts.
[Others are torn apart by five horses, but they are torn apart by five mothers. They are the laughing stock of hell.]
The fat boy's mother covered her face silently. Her husband was one of the visiting relatives, so they didn't have to go to worship the ancestors. But they had heard from their eldest brother before that it was too tiring to go to five places to worship the ancestors.
After eating and drinking, Lu Linwu quietly stuck his head out, and when no one was paying attention, he pulled Lu Xingzhou and ran away.
Lu Xingzhou looked at his brother and asked, "Brother, what's wrong?"
Lu Linwu whispered, "Follow me."
Lu Xingzhou followed Lu Linwu inside, where Fubao and Pangpang were already waiting for them.
Lu Linwu skillfully climbed onto Pangpang, and Lu Xingzhou also climbed up.
Because I entered the ancestral hall today, the live broadcast was only directed to Lu Yuner. Hei Village does not develop tourism, so I don’t feel anything about the lack of publicity.
So I have no idea whether their traditional culture is broadcast live or not.
After dinner, it was time for Lu Xingzhou to continue his live broadcast, but Lu Linwu was quick to act and took the person away.
Deng Mei had just finished her meal when she realized that the person was missing and she was being called on one phone after another.
Lu Xingzhou followed Lu Linwu into the woods. They changed direction and ran to a...crack in the rocks.
Lu Xingzhou looked at the crack in the stone in front of him. Lu Linwu raised his head silently and said, "This is the entrance that Fubao and I found after searching for a long time based on the map. It's a little small, but we can get in."
Lu Xingzhou's eyes were filled with confusion. He looked at the crack in the rock that was only wide enough for one person to pass through. He looked at his brother in disbelief and said, "Where is the entrance to that crack in the ground?"
Lu Linwu nodded proudly and said, "I spent half a day collecting terrain and building a map. My brain is about to explode."
Lu Xingzhou looked at his fifth brother. The reason why his fifth brother could become a great player was not only because of his fast hand speed and strong awareness, but also because of his talent in modeling and map recognition.
He silently hugged Lu Linwu and said, "Thank you, Fifth Brother. I like your gift very much."
He looked at this place. It was very hidden. No one would have thought that it could lead to the other side of the crack in the ground. He had originally thought that if he really wanted to go down, he would find a way to summon the little genius pangolin who was good at digging holes.
Now it seems that there is no need for that. Then he will be more confident when talking to his superiors.
The two happily returned to the village. Deng Mei looked at Lu Xingzhou with resentment. He pushed the live-streaming guy towards Lu Xingzhou and said, "Boss, live-stream."
Lu Xingzhou nodded, walked happily in front, greeted everyone he met, and walked all the way to the filming location.
After a week, the filming here has been completed and the live broadcast is about to end. After the live camera was turned off, Lu Xingzhou finally breathed a sigh of relief.
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