After I Rear-ended a Rolls-Royce

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Today's hot topic 1 on a certain social app:

"Woke up and the sky fell. My alternate personality secretly racked up a debt of ten million outside! [Stunned]"

Here's what happened: The main personality used to have dissociative identity disorder due to some past experiences, but the alternate personality had always been honest and never caused any trouble. Until today, when she added a strange man who immediately informed her that she owed him ten million! [Sky falling] He even had video evidence. The person in the video was indeed the main personality, but she had no memory of it! [Confused] The other party demanded a total of ten million as compensation for car repairs, lost work, and emotional distress! [Stunned] How could someone so handsome be so cruel? [Stunned]

"? I think I suddenly can't understand Chinese anymore."

"How will their parents handle this kind of drama?"

"Next time we play 'truth or dare,' I'll make my friend read this."

"That's great! My alternate personality secretly became a bottom outside! [Cries]"

"The comment section is so abstract."

Today's hot topic 2 on a certain social app:

"Help, how do I convince my boss?"

Here's the situation: A while ago, my boss's luxury car was hit by a large motorcycle. The other party was in a hurry at the time and only left contact information. Today, when my boss contacted them for compensation, the person acted like a cheat, claiming the one in the video was her twin sister! [Stunned] No normal person would believe such nonsense, but our boss actually has a brother who looks very much like him and is often mistaken for him! [Stunned] He wouldn't believe it, would he?

"Then I suggest you get rid of your boss and take their place."

"Your boss now has two choices: 1. Call the police and make the other party pay. 2. Buy a plane ticket to Rome Fiumicino Airport, take the subway to the Ottaviano-S. Pietro stop, follow the crowd to St. Peter's Square, then queue for an hour to enter St. Peter's Basilica, find the statue of the Virgin Mary, smash it with a hammer, and sit in her place."

"...This comment section is even more abstract."

"Wait, are these two posts talking about the same thing? Who understands the feeling of redemption when simultaneously seeing these two posts? [Image]"

Evil blonde x Cold handsome guy

Content tags: Happy enemies, Industry elite, Sweet romance, "Cool" story (爽文), Relaxed

Shen Ci, Zhou Shirin

Other: Shen Ci, Zhou Shirin

One-sentence synopsis: I just gained a handsome boyfriend

Intention: Love bravely