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【Original BL pre-collection "Psychopathic Boyfriend Turns Out to Be an Evil God" synopsis is open~】

Haba Saiki gained a system after he died. A being calling itself the Undercover System offered him a chance to revive, but how long he could live depended on how much trust he could gain from key figures in the new world.

What kind of world? Detective Conan battling the Black Organization? I get it! This is all a trope!

As long as the persona is well-crafted, gaining the trust of two factions should be easy, right? Haba quickly created his persona and confidently submitted it. Then, the system assigned the factions incorrectly.

Haba looked at his Black Organization persona, which was utterly defenseless, and then at his Red Organization persona, which had maxed out skills in sniping, bomb disposal, lock-picking, interrogation, and even came with a [Behind-the-Scenes Aura]. He said, "...If you don't want me to live, you can just say so directly."

What's the use of so many criminal skills for an ordinary passerby living in a safe zone!? Are you planning to be a murderer!? Give these skills to someone who's about to join the organization instead!

Undercover System: "[Bug detected, cannot be fixed... How about this, stop trying to gain trust points. I'll apply for a transfer now and let the Suspicion Value System take over!]"

Haba Saiki: "...???"

So—when a certain top killer from the Black Organization executed an undercover agent, everyone was tense, but one person was full of sympathy and even protested with disgust.

Others: Is the acting of undercover agents nowadays really this bad? Gin clenched his fist, ignoring everything.

Everyone was shocked: He can tolerate even this?! It makes no sense not to give a shot! Suspicion Value System: "[Even the suspicious Gin isn't giving you much suspicion value. Reflect carefully, why does he trust you so much.]"

Haba Saiki, the little troublemaker: "This isn't trust, this is numbness. People's hearts can't withstand probing, but they can withstand torment... If he's going to ignore this, I'll report him to the BOSS for dereliction of duty."

"[...Please be a human being!]"

Reading Guide: 1. The main character is Haba Saiki (Black Organization), his disguise is Hanakawa Senryu (Red Organization), code name Botanis. 2. The protagonist deeply understands the principle of "instead of self-consuming, go insane and attack others." 3. It's an everyday story, the timeline has been adjusted. 4. No CP, HE (refers to the protagonist living well, not referring to romance; pure No CP with no romance line). 5. Will be updated at 6 PM on July 17th~

【BL pre-collection "Psychopathic Boyfriend Turns Out to Be an Evil God" synopsis is open~】

Chi Yu always thought he was an ordinary person. His biggest worry was just that his boyfriend seemed to be experiencing some mental instability recently. As for urban legends like people frequently disappearing, or reappearing after several days and then gaining special abilities, they had nothing to do with him.

Until he accidentally strayed into a battle between two espers, one of whom exclaimed in shock, "Ceasefire, ceasefire! He is the beacon of the [Fallen Dawn]! If we hurt him, that person will go completely insane! The main god also commanded not to touch him!"

Chi Yu: "...?" Is this a spiritual resurgence story or an infinite flow? How come he's the only one still living in a normal world?!

After inquiring, Chi Yu learned that his boyfriend had become a god of disaster in another world, and he himself was his spiritual beacon. With him, his boyfriend could maintain his sanity. So, to prevent the world from being destroyed, everyone begged him not to agitate his boyfriend and to prioritize appeasement.

Chi Yu: "..." He glanced at the breakup text message he had just sent. #What to do if a text message can't be recalled# #Is it still too late to call now and say it was a joke#

******

After Shi Ziyan accidentally entered another world, he spent a long time, abandoning his memories, abandoning his identity as a human, abandoning everything he could abandon, until only the memory of having a lover remained, and he finally returned to his original world.

He collected information about his past, cleared anomalies, and pretended in front of his lover that he hadn't changed, and that the world was still ordinary and stable.

"...All of you, hide well and don't scare him." After Shi Ziyan commanded his subordinates whom he brought back to this world, he turned around and found his lover looking at him with something he wanted to say.

His lover, who could only hear him talking to himself, said, "I plan to see a psychologist. Maybe you should come too, the second person is half price." Shi Ziyan: "...Okay." He thought that if he worked hard, such a daily life could last forever.

Until one day, he received a breakup text message from his lover. Content Tags: System, Conan, Persona, Hilarious. Haba Saiki, Hanakawa Senryu (Persona). Other: Conanesque, Persona, System, Japanese Drama, Japanese Recommendations. One-sentence summary: Don't trust me, give me suspicion points! Intention: From another perspective, mistakes can also lead to success.

McCandy acquired an alt account system, and from then on, he had various alternate identities (alt accounts).

As someone who loved reading novels, he naturally knew what alt accounts meant. It meant he could do things he couldn't normally do, act on his behalf for things he didn't want to do, and essentially have multiple hands working for him. It also meant that without any superpowers of his own, he could be carried by his alt accounts.

But why were these alt accounts one weaker than the last? He silently looked at himself in a baby's body. Haha, this must be the main account, leading a bunch of weaker alt accounts, the kind that even fall down with a thud.

The 1st Alt Account: Kenthe Ji silently looked at its low intelligence value of 10. Ah, it's fine, its combat power seems quite high. "Throw him into the gladiator arena later. Don't worry about him. Just enhance his combat strength by any means necessary." Anyway, it's all himself; he's going to outcompete them all to death.

His subordinates heard this and responded. Looking at the big boy who smiled at them every day despite being covered in blood, they felt that although McCandy was a genius, what he was doing was too excessive.

The 2nd Alt Account: There seemed to be a problem during the fusion of this alt account, Kojiki. For some reason, its coordination ability was particularly low. "Then let's research it, otherwise, this alt account will be useless. Explore the secrets within this young man's body by any means necessary, as long as he doesn't die." If not explored, this alt account would probably die in a few years, right? Although he felt it would hurt a bit to use a knife, he had to endure it. As an ordinary person, he was going to outcompete them all to death.

His subordinates... human experimentation! This was a human taboo, and he actually touched upon it. Watching him expressionlessly cut open the young man's body, they increasingly felt McCandy was cruel.

The 3rd Alt Account: Shao Ji. She didn't seem to have anything special, but she was exceptionally beautiful. The only thing she had was the bloodline of a Nine-tailed Fox, so he decided to max out her charm attribute. "From now on, she only needs to be beautiful and good at socializing and emotional intelligence. She doesn't need to be strong." McCandy earnestly instructed his subordinates.

His subordinates fell silent for a moment, then responded. They looked at the girl with great pity. How pathetic, to be targeted by such a pervert. How sad it was to have no power in this era! In the future, she would probably only be McCandy's tool! He didn't expect his methods to become even more cruel. He really was a pervert!

One day, McCandy secretly poked his golden finger. "Why are my alt accounts so weak? I even have to give them experience points." The system glanced at him. "Read my full name." "Cultivating Alt Account System." "Do you understand now? 'Cultivating' comes first, 'Alt Account' comes second." "Oh... I get it."

The underlying meaning: Brave onwards, history rolls on, and the world will remember every kind person.

Due to issues with the betrothal gift, Qiao Xing's two-year relationship with her boyfriend collapsed overnight. Feeling disheartened, her elderly neighbor insisted his grandson go on a blind date.

Thinking of him as a childhood playmate with whom she was familiar, Qiao Xing directly entered into a flash marriage with him.

Qiao Xing always thought her husband was just an ordinary, arrogant returnee with unrealistic ambitions.

It wasn't until a press conference one day after their marriage, when the richest man publicly announced he was married, that Qiao Xing realized this billionaire looked exactly like her husband.

A top-tier goalkeeper storms the football world.

Lei Ming – a man with a fierce, domineering appearance whose aura overwhelms all 21 players on the field. As Portugal's guardian deity, he's the nightmare of every elite striker.

A "negotiation-style goalkeeper" who recites football's unwritten rules every morning, mastering the art of turning two red cards into yellows. He routinely leaves opponents in despair, denying them even a single corner kick.

The "King of the Penalty Area" thrives on taunting overconfident but mediocre players. During penalty kicks, he’ll shout: “Yeah, you, ‘Little Dingding’! Come at me one-on-one! Messi’s too tiny – I can’t even see him!”

A legend of iconic moments: Every season since his debut delivers jaw-dropping highlights. Local media oscillate between adoration and frustration, often reduced to tears. Once, goalkeepers were mere backdrops for forwards – Lei Ming turned them into a “Wall of Sighs.”

Peak performance from day one: “Three years, then another three… Who knew I’d still dominate a decade later? When will you ever get injured?!”

When asked about maintaining form, he credits football’s unwritten rules: “Memorize them daily, and you’ll be unstoppable like me.”

His idol Buffon is football’s evergreen icon. Lei Ming? Forever the “Young Prodigy”… because his girlfriend stays eternally 18.

Copywriting: [Main story concluded, extra chapters updating]

Today's hot topic 1 on a certain social app:

"Woke up and the sky fell. My alternate personality secretly racked up a debt of ten million outside! [Stunned]"

Here's what happened: The main personality used to have dissociative identity disorder due to some past experiences, but the alternate personality had always been honest and never caused any trouble. Until today, when she added a strange man who immediately informed her that she owed him ten million! [Sky falling] He even had video evidence. The person in the video was indeed the main personality, but she had no memory of it! [Confused] The other party demanded a total of ten million as compensation for car repairs, lost work, and emotional distress! [Stunned] How could someone so handsome be so cruel? [Stunned]

"? I think I suddenly can't understand Chinese anymore."

"How will their parents handle this kind of drama?"

"Next time we play 'truth or dare,' I'll make my friend read this."

"That's great! My alternate personality secretly became a bottom outside! [Cries]"

"The comment section is so abstract."

Today's hot topic 2 on a certain social app:

"Help, how do I convince my boss?"

Here's the situation: A while ago, my boss's luxury car was hit by a large motorcycle. The other party was in a hurry at the time and only left contact information. Today, when my boss contacted them for compensation, the person acted like a cheat, claiming the one in the video was her twin sister! [Stunned] No normal person would believe such nonsense, but our boss actually has a brother who looks very much like him and is often mistaken for him! [Stunned] He wouldn't believe it, would he?

"Then I suggest you get rid of your boss and take their place."

"Your boss now has two choices: 1. Call the police and make the other party pay. 2. Buy a plane ticket to Rome Fiumicino Airport, take the subway to the Ottaviano-S. Pietro stop, follow the crowd to St. Peter's Square, then queue for an hour to enter St. Peter's Basilica, find the statue of the Virgin Mary, smash it with a hammer, and sit in her place."

"...This comment section is even more abstract."

"Wait, are these two posts talking about the same thing? Who understands the feeling of redemption when simultaneously seeing these two posts? [Image]"

Evil blonde x Cold handsome guy

Content tags: Happy enemies, Industry elite, Sweet romance, "Cool" story (爽文), Relaxed

Shen Ci, Zhou Shirin

Other: Shen Ci, Zhou Shirin

One-sentence synopsis: I just gained a handsome boyfriend

Intention: Love bravely

A young general who commands military power and a lively, adventurous businesswoman.

Peng Feizhe x Pang Zhichun.

No femslash! No femslash!

She is a lady who is betrothed by arranged marriage. Her father, for the benefit of the family, arranges her marriage to a rising star of the Peng family. She refuses, planning to change her fate based on a book left behind by her mother. Disguised as a maid in her own household, she gets close to him, flatters him, and uses tricks to create discord.

Eventually, she successfully sues for an annulment! She is satisfied, but he is not. One sinks, one awakens, yet neither knows it is a pretense. Fate, forced by imperial decree, intertwines.

In the journey of military campaign, the two become enemies once again. Beginning merely a drama of breaking off marriage, ending with a drama of marriage.

At month's end, the two converse, she coldly speaks.

"This drama was merely a trick, a performance. What real feelings are there, just necessary means to maintain the game.

Fate, forced by imperial decree, intertwines.

In the journey of military campaign, the two become enemies once again. Beginning merely a drama of breaking off marriage, ending with a drama of marriage.

At month's end, the two converse, she coldly speaks.

\'This drama was merely a trick, a performance. What real feelings are there, just necessary means to maintain the game.

Autumn comes, dissonance approaches. Gazing at the old place, hair silver, face sorrowful. Years rob glory, leaving only memories.

Ask, eyes filled with sorrow, tree stands silent, suffering silently thought of graceful person.

This tree, planted by the graceful person, carries countless joyous memories.

How ruthless years are in taking away people's wishes.

Initially, she flattered him, later, he flattered her. Initially, he paid her no attention, later, she ignored him.

First sweet ones then painful ones.

Content labels: strong strong, tragic, healing, humor, reverse tropes, growing affection.

Yu Ningning accidentally inherited a psychiatric hospital, offering all-inclusive meals and a monthly salary of 200,000 yuan.

Initially, Yu Ningning thought: 'This is an amazing job, it saved my life.'

Later, she discovered that the patients in the hospital were not ordinary individuals.

Qin Shi Huang demanded money and promised to appoint her as a general.

Daji praised the numerous online boys and forgot about her beloved King Zhou.

Jing Ke introduced himself with dramatic flair.

Synopsis: In a BL novel, the main character, a bookworm, faces three male leads who want him: a gentle preening man, a soft‑food-hard‑eating man, and a man who kicks out the real‑money patron to marry the white moonlight prince.

【Completed, 1V1, Refreshing Story, Humorous, Face-slapping, Entertainment Industry, Max-level Boss, Past and Present Lives】

【Extremely strong core / Career-focused / Hard mouth, even harder heart / B-King Female Lead】

【Male Lead Ye Si, with a rather hardcore Quick Transmigration background】

Fang Ke transmigrated into a villainous female supporting character with a tragic end in a "Beloved by All" novel.

In this novel, the female supporting character was born into a wealthy family, a top-tier rich young lady with earth-shattering beauty, but was ultimately completely炮灰d (cannon foddered).

Because this book was against "beauty tyrants."

Fang Ke, now a super beauty blogger: ...Is this aimed at me?

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System roared: 【Host! The plot has been over for a year and a half. If the male lead's favorability isn't reversed, you'll surely die terribly in a foreign land!】

Fang Ke: Shut up, you're annoying!

Fang Ke: I can make them call me "dad," do you believe it?

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Fang Ke knew exactly how to "core build her equipment"; gaining popularity with her looks was as easy as breathing.

She dominated short video trends, got instantly famous from niche variety shows, her various divine statements exploded across the entire network, and she could even overshadow the main characters while playing a supporting role... Both haters and fans from all over the world flocked to her.

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Now everyone's blindness was cured—

The richest man, her ex-fiancé: Playing hard to get too much makes it boring.

The top idol, her ex-biological brother: Since you're not my biological sister, why can't we be together?

Esports God: Fang Ke! Add me back on WeChat first!

The leader of the Mo Sect: I know you hate me, why don't you stab me to death?

Aloof CEO: Without you in New York, I'm going crazy.

Fang Ke: ...

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Initially, Fang Ke thought she had transmigrated into a bad novel, but later discovered this was actually a real world, and she was the protagonist stirring up the winds and clouds?

Even later, she became the biggest villain, and even later still, she became the savior?

Fang Ke chuckled, this path was truly an accidental entry into the right way...

After being accidentally killed by his scumbag biological father, Ethan was saved by the personification of his city's will. The condition for him to walk in this world again was to become the city's guardian.

Because his only remaining concern, his mother, was still alive, Ethan Nix became a guardian, wanting to see and protect his mother once more.

However, he suffers from social anxiety. And the city's will, in addition to requiring him to join the Guardian Alliance, also demanded he join the Mage Association, as they were magic-users. Ethan: No... [Socially anxious, twisting and melting]

Because of his social anxiety, his guardian colleagues also misunderstood him. They believed the Xingyun City guardian was eccentric, a loner who made strange, incomprehensible actions and an impolite fellow who disliked interacting with people.

Other colleagues: Is he a villain? He's more villainous than a villain, looks down on everyone, and doesn't even speak to us. Ethan, having a social anxiety attack *trembling*: What did they say? Can't hear, want to run, can I go back? QAQ

Later, when his social anxiety eased slightly, Ethan encountered colleagues while on a mage mission and was misunderstood again, thought to be a wayward youth [?].

A kind colleague scolded him, saying his guardian persona couldn't even manage a city, then took Ethan in and wanted to sponsor his schooling. [A "saving from misfortune" scenario]. Mage colleague Elcan: It's one thing to mess up our mission, but why are you taking our colleague away? Give us back our Ethan—

Ethan, who had already completed university courses: SOS, they're too enthusiastic, please save me.

It wasn't until another accidental attack when Ethan, under the guise of an