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I’m a Priest, but What’s Up with the Acute Gastroenteritis Explosion Spell? Completed

After transmigrating to a parallel world, the protagonist awakens as a Priest.

Great! As a male Priest, supporting female players with healing spells sounds like a dream job, right?

But can someone please explain what’s up with these bizarre spells?

Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Explosion?

Osteoporosis Curse?

Blood Combustion?

Progressive Freezing Syndrome?

Mental Chaos Infection?

Can he even peacefully support his teammates anymore?

While other professions boast overpowered ultimate moves like Apocalypse Storm or Glacial Era for Mages, Thousand Sword Convergence or Raging Wind Slash for Swordsmen, and Meteor Arrow Rain or Storm Arrow for Archers, his ultimate spells turn out to be:

Cancer Cell Proliferation

T-Virus Infection

Rabies Outbreak!

A certain green tea character: "I swear, I just went to take a bath, and suddenly I got infected!"

A certain villain: "Do you even know what it feels like to crack open and spray blood simultaneously? No! You don’t!"

A certain BOSS: "Can someone explain this? I just took a nap and woke up to find my kidney gone!"

Tags: Game Elements, Fantasy World, Academy Setting, Comedy, Overpowered Protagonist, Creative Thinking, Hidden Strength, Lighthearted