Chapter Thirty-Three: The Pumpkin Lord



Kaka is a thief.

But when he frequented the pubs every night, he preferred to describe himself as a 'Robin Hood'.

If he's lucky, the tavern's waitress might give him a flirty look, but he can't grope her.

"Taking advantage" refers to a different price.

After most people with normal jobs have finished their drinks at the tavern and gone to sleep, that's when Kaka gets his business.

Today, Kaka and his team are not doing well financially.

Aside from some items that were difficult to sell, they didn't steal many gold coins.

When he finally left, his accomplices, in a fit of anger, ransacked the merchant's living room floor stall.

However, Denton has recently been plagued by a series of burglaries.

The city lord allocated a sum of money to the patrol team to purchase a large number of hunting dogs.

And so, as Kaka and his gang were making their escape, they were spotted by a patrol with dogs.

Good heavens, at midnight, the dogs in Denton were barking incessantly.

In the end, Kaka lost a handmade wool rug, as well as the teammate who carried that rug.

That fat teammate was very "wise and righteous".

With his frail 200-pound body, he withstood a whole pack of hunting dogs bought by the Denton patrol team.

Kaka, who was running at full speed in the lead, closed his eyes and shouted at his 'righteous' teammate:

"Protect your crotch! Pete, protect your crotch!!"

After fulfilling their final act of camaraderie, they raced out of Denton.

After completely shaking off their pursuers, the group sat down in the field and discussed their options.

I think it's best to avoid any unforeseen complications.

They hurried off to Campbell Street to 'ship' their goods.

Kaka led his 'remnants' straight to Campbell.

However, after only two months away, the place had completely changed when they returned.

Leaving aside the towering, flat earthen wall, let's talk about the east side of the earthen wall.

What the heck is a pumpkin bigger than three giants?

"Wait a minute," Kaka asked the existential question, "Damn it, can this even be called a pumpkin???"

Previously, large patches of dark clouds had obscured the moon.

At that moment, a night breeze blew, carrying away the large patches of dark clouds.

As the silvery moonlight shone down, Kaka finally saw the scene in the pumpkin patch, his eyes nearly popping out of their sockets.

Around the enormous pumpkin, there was a large pile of magic crystals.

Dark God!

He had never seen so many magic crystals in his entire life!

How much does this cost?!

Kaka's head was spinning.

Fortunately, his team was reliable enough. One teammate, who looked like a rat, raised his hand and gave him a solid slap across the face.

With a "smack," the blow sent Kaka spinning in place.

Once he regained consciousness, Kaka stared intently at the pumpkin patch.

"How many tons of magic crystals would that be!?"

The only female member of their team said worriedly, "With so many magic crystals, it must belong to some extremely wealthy and powerful lord."

"We can't afford to offend them, so let's sell these goods and go!"

Kaka spat, "Have some ambition!"

"Let's go! Brothers! Take as much as you can!"

The last rational member of the group tried to dissuade them, "Wait, are nobles stupid?"

"Isn't putting such valuable things here a trap?"

Kaka swallowed hard and carefully observed the terrain again.

"This is just a pumpkin patch! There's no ambush here!"

"Damn it! All that whining! I'm just trying to make you rich, and you still cause so much trouble!"

"If you don't want to make money, get the hell out of here!"

Kaka walked into the pumpkin patch while cursing.

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became.

It's been so long and he still hasn't made a fortune; it must be the fault of the bunch of useless people around him!

So, with his back to the pumpkin that was bigger than a giant, he pointed at his timid companions who had followed him.

"You bunch of useless trash!"

One person saw a warning sign stuck outside the pumpkin patch.

But he never went to school and doesn't recognize the common language of mainland China.

I can only make out one skull, which means danger.

"Boss..."

"Hey! Don't call me boss! You bunch of ungrateful bastards! Have you all forgotten how kind I was to you??"

"They're just a bunch of broken pumpkins, look how scared you are!"

The group listened listlessly, but suddenly their expressions changed, and they all looked at Kaka with extreme fear.

"This pumpkin can come back to life and beat you up?? Bah, coward!"

Kaka saw the fear on their faces and felt a sense of smug satisfaction.

Little did he know, the next time, his remaining teammates turned tail and ran.

They didn't even want the stolen goods from tonight; they just threw them on the ground and ran away in a panic.

Kaka was stunned.

But Pumpkin, woken up in the middle of the night, didn't give him time to think.

The pumpkin vine lifted him by the feet, creating a Thomas the Tank Engine-like 3600-degree spiral ascent.

...

As his territory settled into a routine, the Golden Knight Hugh Karsa began organizing night patrols.

Two o'clock in the morning.

Hugh Karsa led the Cavaliers on patrol.

One of the team members yawned and said, "Isn't this the territory of that 'Pumpkin King'?"

"With it here, why do we still need to patrol this area?"

Without turning his head, Karsa, who was walking ahead, said, "To prevent that pumpkin from hurting anyone."

Just then, a 'human figure' suddenly flew across the sky, accompanied by a shrill scream.

"You wait—I'll be back for revenge!"

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