After My Inner Thoughts Were Eavesdropped by the Eldest Senior Sister, the Plot Went Off the Rails

After transmigrating into the book, my appearance remained ordinary, but the talismans I refined gained recognition from the Heavenly Dao, my sword cultivation received the sword dao inheritance, and boiling soup in a pot ended up burning it dry into a pill. Am I actually an all-rounded cultivator?

But you say this makes me the protagonist?

No no no, protagonists are all handsome guys, not looking like me.

The protagonist in the original story is the handsome guy Ye Chen, who has the support of a mysterious beggar old man, with an unshakable heavenly fate.

There's also a war god who considers himself the chosen son of heaven, viewing everyone beneath him as ants, with particularly unique thought processes, and a strange skill called Crooked Mouth.

Besides that, I didn't know that my inner thoughts had long been eavesdropped by the eldest senior sister, and under her interference, the plot gradually went off the rails.

Oh, I also have a little sister who's 1.2 meters tall, eight or nine years old, weighs three to four hundred pounds, is a body cultivator, a diamond Barbie—don't doubt it, she can punch you to death with one fist.