Chapter 87
Chi Qi said tentatively, "Sister, why don't you..."
Chi Sulu interrupted what he was about to say, "Children should not ask about adult matters."
Chi Qi was not convinced, "How come I am a child?"
Chi Sulu touched his forehead and rubbed it a few times, "Be good, in my eyes, you will always be a child."
Look, what warm words, but Chi Qi didn't appreciate it, and muttered softly, "We are the same age, so you are also a child."
? My age was tampered with for some reason? Are you as casual as someone else?
"Are you confused?" Chi Sulu changed the caress to an iron palm, "Am I growing backwards?"
Chi Qi chuckled, "Don't you say every day that you will always be eighteen?"
“…”
[Hahaha, no problem, I will always be eighteen too. ]
[As long as your mindset remains young, you will always be young.] ]
[To be honest, there is not much difference between Sister Lu’s current photo and the photo when she was 18 years old. ]
Next, the two of them returned to the yard in silence.
Chi Qi found a small rope from somewhere, tied the rooster's feet, and threw it in the corner. After washing his hands, he asked, "Sister, what should we do now?"
It was his first time on a variety show and he was not familiar with the specific procedures. He felt very awkward, just like when he went to visit relatives he didn’t see often and found that he didn’t recognize any of the elders and felt very uncomfortable.
Chi Sulu stood under the shade of the tree and instructed, "Move the small wooden stool at the door over here."
Chi Qi followed his orders obediently, "After we move in, what next?"
Chi Sulu took the wooden bench and sat on it. "Go get a bamboo fan from the house and fan me."
Chi Qi protested, "I'm here to participate in a variety show, not to be a servant."
Chi Sulu didn't even raise his head, "Yeah, got it, dear brother, go get the bamboo fan."
“…”
Chi Qi took out the fan and said sarcastically, "Princess, please fan me."
Chi Sulu enjoyed it with a clear conscience, "Xiao Qizi, try harder, the wind is not strong enough."
[I will always remember the summer wind, clearly~]
"Sis, you can be hot if you want."
The sun was shining in the sky and Xiaoqi was exhausted.
Chi Qi put down the fan resolutely and ran to another tree. Whoever wanted to fan him could do so. He didn't want to be a eunuch!
Not long after, Kuang Ye came back. It was Qiao Yujing who strongly persuaded him to come back. With him in the chicken coop, feeding the chickens would be half the effort with twice the results. It would be better to leave early so that he could have some peace and quiet.
Kuang Ye didn't say hello to the two people in the yard. He hurried into the kitchen, went straight to the counter, took a kitchen knife, stared at the rooster with green eyes, and said, "Today is the day you die."
He raised the kitchen knife high, as if the god of death had arrived.
Chi Qi closed his eyes, unable to bear to watch the bloody scene.
After a minute, he thought it was done and opened his eyelids.
Huh? How is the rooster still alive?
Looking upwards, Kuang Ye was seriously slashing at the air.
What is this operation?
Chi Qi was puzzled.
[I have seen many sword dances, but this is the first time I have seen someone dancing with a kitchen knife. 】
The comments were equally confusing.
[Maybe it’s due to different customs. Killing a chicken in my family is not that complicated. There is no need to perform a show before cutting its neck. ]
[Pulls out the kitchen knife and looks around, feeling bewildered.] ]
[Dude, I’m actually here to make you laugh. ]
Kuang Ye cleared his throat and said uncomfortably, "Who among you knows how to kill a chicken?"
No one knows how to do it. No one has ever killed a chicken.
But adhering to the principle of mutual help, Chi Sulu and Chi Qi both walked over, and then they both turned on their mobile phones at the same time.
Chi Sulu's eyes fell on the screen of his phone. "Are you also searching for the steps to kill a chicken? If you do, I won't search again."
"no."
As soon as he finished speaking, the ethereal sound of the Great Compassion Mantra rang out in the yard.
Chi Qi clasped his hands together and said, "I pray for the chicken, so that its death will be less painful."
[Little chick, don’t blame me. You are a dish in the world. You leave early this year and come back early next year. 】
Neuropathy.
Chi Sulu retracted his gaze, "Is this knife a little blunt? Sharpen the knife first, and when it is sharp, you can strike directly and kill with one blow."
Kuang Ye thought it was feasible, so he followed the video and took the bottom of a bowl to sharpen the knife. After sharpening it, he handed the knife to Chi Sulu and said, "It's sharpened. Go ahead and kill it."
"Me?" Chi Sulu pointed at himself and asked in disbelief, "You want me to kill you?"
Kuang Ye didn't think there was anything wrong, and said as a matter of course, "Yes, didn't you ask me to sharpen the knife? I've sharpened it, it's your turn to kill."
Chi Sulu retreated in resistance, "I just suggested you sharpen your knife, I didn't say I would help you kill the chicken."
So Kuang Ye handed the knife to Chi Qi again, "Then you come and kill?"
"I can't."
It’s a bit strange, Chi Qi added, “I’m only suitable for eating chicken, not for killing chicken.”
Chi Sulu pushed him, "You can do it."
Chi Qi shook his head fiercely and said firmly, "I can't! I really can't kill a chicken."
Chi Sulu smiled deeply and clicked on someone's circle of friends. "I examine myself three times a day. If I can't do it, who can? If I'm not worthy, who can? If I'm not awesome, who can? Without me, the earth can't turn at all..."
You little brat, fight me.
"Ahhh——" Chi Qi reacted belatedly and made a sharp explosion, "Sister, why are you reading my signature?"
[How shameful, so shameful, I don't want to live anymore, ahhhhhhh, I want to escape from the earth, ahhhhhhhh, can this world delete me? 】
Chi Qi collapsed and shouted, "Sis, are you going to force your only brother to death?"
[Please forgive me, please forgive me time, please forgive me years, please forgive me the world, please forgive me the earth... Hehe, life is as easy as cutting off one's hand. 】
Chi Sulu repeated the thought indifferently.
“…”
Chi Qi had no desire to live. Since he couldn't solve the problem, he decided to solve it himself. He turned and ran towards a big tree, shouting, "I'm not going to live anymore. I'm going to hit my head and die here!"
[Hahaha, you two siblings should just hurt each other. ]
[Sure enough, the smile doesn't disappear, it just moves to my face. ]
[Reading my personal signature, being called by my real name by netizens, and being called by my online name by my real friends are the three most terrifying things in the world. ]
Niu Kulu had just finished drinking his tea and calmed down. He hadn't even stepped out of the door frame when he heard this. He immediately jumped up and said reflexively, "No, no!"
Chi Qi cried loudly, "No joke, I really feel exhausted now."
Niu Kulu pulled him to a safe place, "Hey, don't interrupt me, this sentence should be mine." He stood with his hands behind his back, his waist hunched a little, "I am much more tired than you."
Chi Qi wiped away tears and said, "I don't want to record the variety show anymore. I want to go home."
Return to his warm and comfortable bed, never to be apart.
Niu Kulu sighed, "Do you think I don't want to? I don't want to work anymore. I want to go home and lie down."
He did many evil things in his previous life, so he has to work as a laborer in this life.
Chi Qi suddenly felt that he shared the same suffering, so he held his hand and looked at him with tears in his eyes, "Then let's go together."
No matter what you say or what you do, don't take the strike as a joke.
Niu Kulu tried to persuade him with both reason and emotion, "If you don't want to go to school, can you just not go?"
Chi Qi said uncertainly, "I think I can. I can be a parasite at home. My parents can support me for the rest of my life. They won't really starve me to death and ignore me. Then I will degenerate into a lazy and wasteful rich second generation."
The more he talked, the more he thought it was feasible. He looked up and found that there was no one in front of him. "Director Niu Kulu, why did you leave? Aren't you going to persuade me anymore?"
Niu Kulu said bitterly, "I hate the rich."
Let him crash, at worst he will crash too later, he will die, but he still has a rich second generation to accompany him to see the devil, it's not a loss.
On the other side, Chi Sulu was giving a bad idea, "Why don't you boil a pot of hot water to pluck the chicken feathers? It doesn't matter whether you pluck them early or late..."
[Chicken (dying with eyes open): I have seen the King of Hell. ]
[Too cruel, it adds garlic, ginger, fennel and cumin. ]
[I really don’t dare to kill chickens, but chickens taste so delicious. ]
[I dare not watch the scene of killing chickens. I think it is so cruel. The chicken is so pitiful. In the end, it is eaten. Well, I can kill another one. ]
Niu Kulu said with a headache, "Stop making trouble, let it die gracefully."
*
At dusk, the sun slowly sank, and two figures appeared in the soft light.
Ye Man and Zhou Yingnan completed the task first, so they came back earlier. As the camera zoomed in, their faces gradually became clear.
[Those who ran away ran away, those who jumped off the building jumped off the building, those who cursed each other cursed each other, only this couple who didn't fit in, lived a peaceful life there. ]
[Ye Man and Zhou Yingnan have a normal style, while the other groups seem to be possessed by evil spirits. ]
[The other groups are epileptic. ]
[Manman smiles more when she is with Mr. Zhou, and the picture of the two of them in the same frame is so pleasing to the eyes. ]
[Manman, don’t be stuck in the past, try to start a new relationship. ]
Ye Man and Zhou Yingnan's task was to water the vegetable fields. After working hard for several hours, their bodies were inevitably covered in mud.
After entering the yard and saying hello, they planned to wash up and change clothes first, as the smell of sweat was really unpleasant.
Chi Qi watched Zhou Yingnan pour water for Ye Man, and then watched Ye Man wipe Zhou Yingnan's sweat with a towel. After many days, he keenly noticed that there was a hint of inexplicable meaning between the two of them.
But it's normal. In the original text, this variety show is the key node in the warming of their relationship.
Before coming, he went to read the novel a second time to make sure there would be no mistakes in the details.
A few minutes later, Qiao Yujing came back after completing his task and prepared to wash up as usual.
Jiang Bieshan and Lu Jinyue were the only ones left. Chi Qi sat on a small bench and waited patiently for about half an hour before the two of them finally showed up.
It just had a sullen expression and looked fierce. Chi Qi didn't dare to talk to it. He moved the bench behind the tree trunk and quietly acted like a plant.
Finally we got all the people together.
Niu Kulu pressed the switch of the loudspeaker, and the voice spread throughout the venue, solemnly introducing Chi Qi's arrival, "Let's welcome the new member! Applause!"
"Clap, clap, clap", warm and irregular applause rang out.
Chi Qi stood in front, and under the gaze of seven pairs of eyes, he forced himself to remain calm and nodded slightly with a blue face.
[Whether it's introducing myself or being introduced, it's so terrifying. This kind of guillotine shouldn't exist in the world. Don't be fooled by my calm expression. In fact, I've been gone for a while. 】
He estimated that the time had come and he could leave, but he had not taken any action yet.
The applause suddenly became intense.
? ? ? If you really welcome me, please stop having sex!
Although the applause was not uniform at first, it was at least in the same tune.
Somehow, after Lu Jinyue glanced at Jiang Bieshan, he increased his strength, and Jiang Bieshan also increased his strength... The two of them started to compete with each other inexplicably.
Chi Qi was forced to accept the applause, and the soles of his shoes were almost torn.
What? Are you going to put on a show of "growing higher and higher" to welcome me?
[The children in kindergarten are not as childish as you. ]
[The combined ages of the two people are probably less than three years old, I am sure and certain of that. ]
[Good pet, laugh with him and make fun of him. ]
The farce was over and Chi Qi fell asleep in a daze.
"In order to get along better and enhance mutual understanding, the program team has prepared a small game for everyone." Niu Kulu introduced the rules, "Please write down a simple request on a small piece of paper and put it in this small wooden box. The program team will shuffle it and everyone will draw. Whoever draws which piece of paper must fulfill the request of the owner of the small piece of paper~"
Make a request?
The program team really knows how to make things difficult for us. How can we make requests? What are your requests? This is a "science" and it is worth studying because of its twists and turns.
Four tables were brought in for the guests to write.
The camera swept across everyone's faces.
Chi Qi twirled the pen with his fingertips, but seemed to be struggling as he was not putting pen to paper. Chi Sulu blew away her scattered hair in distress; she hated this kind of game.
Qiao Yujing sat upright, while Kuang Ye looked at everyone present, frowning and thinking about something.
Jiang Bieshan and Lu Jinyue each occupied an opposite corner of the table, with their own barriers, as if a clear 38th parallel had been drawn invisibly.
No, just staying away was not enough. Lu Jinyue even covered the contents of the note with his hands, as if he was afraid of being peeped at by someone with ulterior motives.
A strong sense of being in elementary school.
[The two of them wished they could stay 800 meters away from each other. They would probably never see each other again after recording the variety show. CPF, stop deceiving yourselves. ]
[What do you know? Only those who avoid suspicion are true lovers, and xx and xxx are one of them. ]
[Is it true that in the eyes of you CP fans, Jiang Bieshan and Lu Jinyue are only one step away from resolving their past grievances by getting divorced and getting married? ]
[nonono, in the eyes of us CP fans, the two of them have done it back and forth eight hundred times. ]
Ye Man and Zhou Yingnan were the first to put down their pens and put the notes into the box.
The rest of the people also finished writing one after another.
[What is written? gwkk! gwkk!]
[I am a distinguished VIP member, why can’t I see it in advance? ]
[The photographer is ignorant, why don’t you aim the camera? ]
After a while, the paper strips were lifted up and shaken continuously by impartial staff, and were shuffled.
Niu Kulu said, "Don't worry, the draw will be in alphabetical order, and the ranking is in no particular order. Don't open it after you draw it, we will reveal it later."
As a result, Chi Qi became the first place, and he felt quite pressured.
I am deeply honored to have received the first place ranking and would like to make the following remarks.
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. 】
"..." Chi Sulu urged, "Don't be in a daze, go quickly."
Each person draws a small piece of paper and unfolds it at the same time.
After seeing the handwriting on the note clearly, the live broadcast room was in an uproar.
[Woqu, is it something that big? ]
[The young couple also exchanged secret codes alone, and they understood each other very well. ]
[666, I burst out laughing, they are so good at making fun of me. ]
[If we hurt each other, no one will have an easy time. ]
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