Chapter 88
Everyone lowered their heads and curiously unfolded the slips of paper they had drawn, with different expressions on their faces.
Jiang Bieshan glanced at the content above. The font was angular, and every stroke revealed arrogance: [Weibo @ me, recognize me as your father (only for Jiang Bieshan)].
Lu Jinyue opened the folded note: [Dancing girl group dance (designated subject Lu Jinyue)].
[It’s obviously a variety show with eight people, but you only have each other in your eyes and hearts. ]
[Are others unworthy of having a name? ]
Lu Jinyue:? ? ?
Although it was not signed, based on his understanding of a thief named Jiang, he could determine at a glance that it was definitely done by Jiang Bieshan.
Are you teasing him on purpose?
He had already endured it to the utmost when he was in the pigsty, but this man not only did not restrain himself, but instead made fun of him even more and embarrassed him in public. How unreasonable!
Lu Jinyue was furious. He slammed the table and stood up, shouting, "You thief named Jiang, what do you mean?"
This roar startled everyone. They all turned their heads and looked at the contents of the note curiously. What did they draw that made them so angry?
Chi Qi stretched his neck to watch the show.
[Oh my, this is so exciting. I feel like a fight is about to break out. It turns out that our mortal enemies are always at loggerheads with each other.] 】
Jiang Bieshan had a mischievous look in his eyes. He said slowly, "It's not like you haven't danced a girl group dance before. Do it again. Isn't practice makes perfect for you?"
Lu Jinyue retorted, "You've been a son for so many years, wouldn't it be easier for you to recognize me as your father?"
The two looked at each other from a distance, and electricity burst forth.
Kuang Ye, who was standing by, touched Qiao Yujing's arm and asked, "Is this also a request?"
The air seemed to be filled with a thick smell of gunpowder. Qiao Yujing slowed down his breathing and said, "Uh, why not?"
Kuang Ye suddenly realized, "If I had known it could be like this, I would have written: Please help me quit the variety show if you get the note."
He was persuaded by his agent and took part in the variety show without knowing why.
Qiao Yujing did not have his sense of relaxation. Considering the presence of the camera, she just pursed her lips and smiled.
[Hehe, it’s just a trick played by a young couple.] ]
[Lu Bao, you call Jiang a □□ person, and you ask Jiang Jiang to call you dad. Are you guys playing some weird game? ]
[Others recognize the thief as their father, but you force the thief to recognize his father. ]
[Script, with such a low probability, how come two people happened to draw it? ]
[Yes, the probability is very low, but it is very reasonable for Shan Yao and Lu Yuan. Not to mention drawing from eight slips of paper, they would just happen to draw each other from eighty slips of paper. ]
[Are you obsessed with CP? ]
Jiang Bieshan said casually, "The fortune teller said that I am unlucky for my father. I shouted, do you dare to answer?"
Lu Jinyue gritted his teeth, "I have a very strong life, you don't need to worry about me."
Jiang Bieshan declined politely, "No, that won't work. If I call you away, you'll probably have to rely on me to see you off to the end of your life. I hate trouble the most."
Lu Jinyue was determined to fight him to the end, and responded to his moves, "No need to bother, just call me dead and bury me right here in your house."
Jiang Bieshan glared at Lu Jinyue, and Lu Jinyue also glared at Jiang Bieshan.
Niu Kulu was shocked by the aura of the two people and took a step back. He held the loudspeaker and shouted, "Shut up, stop arguing, stop arguing, shut up!"
Chi Qi put his hands on his head.
Strange, there were no raindrops. He looked up again and saw that the weather was sunny and the sky was clear.
Then why did he feel like it was pouring rain?
Chi Qi muttered to himself in confusion.
[From the beginning of the show to now, Jiang Bieshan and Lu Jinyue have been competing secretly, neither willing to give in. How did they end up loving each other so deeply and kissing every day? 】
Chi Sulu, who was standing beside him, was stunned when he heard the news.
no? Are these two really going to be together in the future?
When she was surfing, she saw a video clip of Shan Yao and Lu Yuan with pink hair. The pink filter, sweet BGM, and commentary were too confusing.
When you open the comment section, it is full of brainwashing messages that you can't figure out. Some insiders even revealed that the two had obtained their marriage certificate last year, and they analyzed all kinds of emotional changes and timelines in detail.
It would be easy for others to think that the two of them were having an affair, and she would be misled.
If Chi Sulu had not worked with the two of them before, witnessed their tit-for-tat confrontation many times, and knew of their incompatible relationship, she would probably go to Jiang Bieshan and Lu Jinyue to ask for wedding candy after reading the brainwashing package.
There is no way, CP fans are too good at eating sweets. In their eyes, every move and every breath of Jiang Bieshan and Lu Jinyue is full of affection.
Chi Sulu's emotions are complicated.
How to say it, she determined that the two were fake based on what she saw with her own eyes, but now Chi Qi's inner voice told her that the two were together in the end... It was magical.
The CP fans of Shan Yao Lu Yuan are so far-sighted.
Although Jiang Bieshan and Lu Jinyue refused to give him a way out, Niu Kulu was a mature director who would find a way out for himself. "The original intention of this little game is to let everyone communicate in a friendly manner. Please don't go against the original intention and make things unpleasant. Come, take a deep breath and sit down..."
Lu Jinyue suddenly asked, "What about the punishment?"
Niu Kulu exclaimed, "What?"
Lu Jinyue asked, "Is there no punishment for not completing the requirements?"
I've seen this for a long time. I've been a director for many years, but this is the first time I've encountered a guest actively asking for punishment.
Niu Kulu considers himself a considerate director. Since the guest has this request, he must satisfy it. "Yes, yes, yes. Guests who cannot help others to achieve their request need to drink chili water."
The staff behind him gestured to him: Director, we don’t have any pepper spray!
Niu Kulu gave a wink and decided to produce it on the spot without any preparation!
The purpose of variety shows is to serve the guests wholeheartedly!
Jiang Bieshan frowned and said, "No, change another one."
Lu Jinyue asked with a smile, "Why, are you scared?"
He knew Jiang Bieshan couldn't eat spicy food, and thought that he was about to back down. He was about to continue to laugh at him -
Jiang Bieshan's face darkened, and his eyes fell on him coldly, "Your stomach is not in good condition, if you don't want to go to the hospital, don't make trouble."
Lu Jinyue looked strange, "Are you thinking about me?"
This shouldn't be the case. They are sworn enemies. Why would that thief named Jiang do something that would benefit me?
After thinking about it, Lu Jinyue thought of a possibility and said as if waking up from a dream, "I know!"
Jiang Bieshan exhaled, his fingertips tensed, "What did you know?"
Lu Jinyue said firmly, "You care about me because you want to show that you have noble character and make me look particularly bad?" He said fiercely, "Okay, I want to know why your fans hate me. It turns out that in their eyes, I am a bad person who doesn't know how to appreciate kindness."
[…He even remembers your stomach problems, if this isn’t love, what is? ]
[Du Wei only breaks down against his real sister-in-law. ]
[I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious, why don't you understand? ]
[Oh my god, what a train of thought, it's really disappointing! And Jiang Bieshan, I also want to criticize you. Can't you play it straight? There is no shame in pursuing your wife openly! ]
Niu Kulu was convinced by these two ancestors and asked with a frown, "Can I drink bitter melon juice?"
Jiang Bieshan nodded, Lu Jinyue had no objection, and the punishment was decided.
The dispute between the two came to an end, and the camera moved to the other guests, starting to play the train one by one.
Niu Kulu said, "Since we draw the slips by first letter, let's do it in reverse order."
The first guest in reverse order is Zhou Yingnan.
Zhou Yingnan turned the paper over so that everyone could see it more clearly: [Whoever gets this paper will do thirty push-ups (if you are confident in your physical strength, please invite a guest to sit on your back)].
[Hey, if I don’t invite you, doesn’t that mean I’m lame? ]
[Mr. Zhou looks quite powerful, he will definitely be invited. ]
[Who should I invite? Sister Lu? She is the lightest. ]
[Chi Sulu is too busy hiding from men now...even if you invite her, she will refuse. ]
[I bet a bag of spicy strips and invite Ye Man. ]
Zhou Yingnan smiled and said softly, "Can I invite you to sit on my back?"
Ye Man nodded generously, "I've been eating a lot recently, I hope I won't weigh you down."
"No." Zhou Yingnan said.
Ye Man is willing to eat, which means he is in a good mood. When he is in a good mood, he will not think of Zhou Yinghuai and every little thing about them. Zhou Yingnan hopes that Ye Man will have a good appetite every day.
A space was cleared around, and the sounds of counting could be heard one after another.
Zhou Yingnan's physical strength is indeed good. He rolled up half of his sleeves, revealing his strong and powerful arm muscles with clean and neat lines, and he did push-ups effortlessly.
Chi Qi, who was watching, patted his chest and said fearfully, "Luckily I didn't get hit, because if you sat on me you would have crushed me down."
Chi Sulu glanced at him with disdain, "If you are new, practice more. Male stars in the circle will be ridiculed if they can't hug female stars."
Chi Qi laughed, "It doesn't matter. I don't want to be a male star. It's enough for me to be able to hold Tang Yuan."
Chi Sulu remembered something, "Oh, by the way, the last time I went home, I was beside my mom when she was weighing Tangyuan, and I found that he actually weighed as much as I do. You should bring a gas tank to lose weight."
Chi Qi always focuses on something different. "Sister, you are so light. If that's the case, I can hold Tangyuan, and Tangyuan is the same weight as you. If we replace the weights, then I can hold you."
He was smug, "Wow, I'm so awesome!"
Chi Sulu looked at him and said, "You only have the strength that an adult male should have. What are you so proud of?"
Chi Qi got into position, rotated inwards and squeezed out his muscles.
[Baby, I went to carry cement today. My coworkers praised me for my strength and I burst into tears instantly. I can carry anything, but I can't carry the thought of you. 】
“…”
etc……
Who is the baby referring to? Who are you thinking of?
At the same time, the barrage was screaming.
[Is it lusty? I don’t think so. It’s just that the flowers are in full bloom. If I don’t appreciate them, it would seem that I don’t understand romance. ]
[If this were my partner, I would be willing to drive a luxury car and live in a villa. ]
[How come you are eating and taking things at the same time? ]
[The novel reader came here following the smell. ]
[Mr. Zhou is so awesome, I’ll show you @ the ones who are not awesome. ]
When the count reached thirty, everyone began to applaud.
Chi Qi was particularly enthusiastic in the drumming and observing carefully. He took note of it secretly and planned to let his boyfriend try it when he got home.
Next it was Ye Man and Qiao Yujing's turn, who performed a non-property performance and took eight consecutive cute photos respectively.
Niu Kulu continued to push the progress, "Okay, let's invite the next guest. Come on, Kuang Ye, step forward."
Kuang Ye read out the words on the note as if nothing had happened, "Please answer, do you like dad or mom?"
Chi Qi's eyes lit up.
[Great, this is the question I racked my brains to come up with. Look! How do you plan to resolve this? 】
[It would have been fine if I had been asked this question when I was a child, but why do I still encounter this kind of question when I grow up and watch variety shows? ]
[I know the answer to this question. I have seen Tutu with Big Ears. Love has no competition. Love is everything. ]
[ah? But……]
The atmosphere suddenly froze.
Niu Kulu's gaze became indescribable, who? Who made the request?
Come out, I promise I won’t beat you to death!
Aren't you afraid that Kuang Ye will ruin the situation if you reveal his scars in public?
Chi Sulu numbly covered half of his face and took off the radio on his collar. "Why are you talking about something else? Kuang Ye's father is not only a gigolo, but he also cheated on his mother when she was pregnant. You..."
She hesitated to speak, "If he comes over to hit you later, I'll run first. If he hits you, he can't hit me."
The smile on Chi Qi's face disappeared and shifted to the netizen's face.
[This question may be difficult for others to answer, but for Kuang Ye, it is an easy question. ]
[Yes, after all, Kuang Ye’s father is a complete scum. ]
[Looking at the Smurf’s expression, he will probably sit up in the middle of the night, slap himself twice, and then say, "I deserve to die." ]
Niu Kulu wiped the sweat off his head and asked timidly, "What's your answer?"
Kuang Ye didn't feel offended and said nonchalantly, "I like mom."
Niu Kulu was eager to end this session and turned on the double speed, "Okay, okay, you can go back to your original position. Next person, please."
Then Chi Sulu was asked to recite a tongue twister. She had practiced broadcasting, so it was a small request and she was able to do it easily.
Niu Kulu seemed to have seen the dawn of victory and shouted happily, "The last one!"
Chi Qi walked forward with brisk steps and confidence. He was lucky as the question he drew happened to be one he was good at.
The photographer immediately put his lens forward.
【Ladies and Gentlemen, it's show time!】
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