Chapter 128 Two-in-One You’re setting off fireworks in the system lounge? ? …
Good news came back home with its hair chilled by the northwest wind, and Song Ruan gave it a warm welcome - specifically, he patted its head.
Good thing looked at her sideways.
Stop pretending and give it the candy! This is the result of its hard work!
Song Ruan put candy and apples on Haoshi's share of the New Year's Eve dinner as promised, and Haoshi then snorted and retreated.
Song Ruan couldn't get used to the strong and spicy Shaodaozi from the Northeast, and was afraid of getting drunk, so he poured himself a cup of sweet rice wine common in the south, and also poured a cup for the system, and they both sipped slowly.
The rice wine was warmed over the fire and tasted as smooth as silk woven from clouds, sliding lightly down the throat. It was very delicious.
Song Ruan finished his glass and filled it up again. Although the system could not work, it could pass out the empty cups. The two drinking partners got drunk and chatted nonstop. Song Ruan opened another jar of wine and filled it up for each of them.
The wine was not very intoxicating. Song Ruan felt that she was very clear-headed and comfortable all over. She felt so light-headed that even her soul was dragged into the clouds, and she looked at the world through the hazy clouds.
The anti-spirit system also got drunk and used the teacup as a microphone to brag about its achievements
[Let me tell you, I was admitted to the Space-Time Administration with the highest score in the whole university, and then was assigned to this newly opened department, the Department of Fighting Spirits, and became the first Department of Fighting Spirits. My number is 001! Do you know what this means? Even if I blow up the Space-Time Administration, they can't fire me! 】
Song Ruan clapped her hands: "You are really amazing. No wonder I always feel that you are so confident."
The anti-essence system has already floated, laughing and waving its big claws
[It’s there, it’s there. The main thing is that the ability is here! So don’t be afraid, dance boldly! I'll cushion you! 】
Song Ruan raised the teacup into the air, as if toasting the anti-spirit system from a distance, and it was so magnificent: "Dance!"
The two drunk guys only drank and didn't eat any food. More than half of the food was still left on the table. The three below devoured the food like a whirlwind. Jinhua finished her meal quickly and was full, but still a little greedy. Seeing Song Ruan Ge You lying on the kang, she put her big paws on the edge of the kang with drooling eyes.
Hehehehe, Fanfan, hehe, quietly stick out your tongue and lick it——hey hey hey? ?
Song Ruan, who had just been shouting that he wanted to "dance", was feeling a little empty after saying it. When he lowered his head, he saw two big claws approaching him, just like the prelude of those hands reaching out to dance square dance. His eyes immediately lit up and he stood up from the kang with difficulty.
"Jinhua, let's dance!" Song Ruan was very excited. He held Jinhua's two paws and got off the kang. "System, play a song for us!"
The anti-jing system pressed the "Good Luck Comes" button.
Jinhua:? ? ?
Before it could retract its tongue, the tiger was forced to stand on two legs, rapidly evolving from a four-legged creature to one that stands on two legs.
Awww?
Its pupils dilated twice.
Song Ruan held one of its paws and put the other one on his shoulder. He put his free hand around Jinhua's waist, started, and jumped!
She doesn't actually know how to dance, but she's heard the famous skit and she plans to dance the tango.
"Tango is just walking in a tango style, taking three steps and stopping, and looking back every two steps!"
She half-hugged the golden flower and moved forward! Back off! Take a detour!
Jinhua stumbled, and the whole tiger was weak and helpless and was forced to follow her forward and backward.
Soon, she was no longer satisfied with this simple action. She hugged Jinhua, stood firmly on her feet, and then flipped over with a dive. Look at her bending down!
Look at her whole size! !
The anti-sperm system applauded:
【good! This waist is in place! You danced well. I'll give you fifty points as a reward! ! ! 】
Song Ruan spun around, and bounced up like a tumbler. She let go of the hand holding Jinhua, and bowed gracefully and unrestrainedly, saying, "Thank you, thank you."
Awww! !
Jinhua was completely frightened. One of her paws was held by Song Ruan and her two legs were shaking. Has this vicious woman finally gone crazy?
It's fine that it's jumping around like a grasshopper, but just now it drooped down as if its back was broken, and now it's bounced up again with a bang, and it's still laughing...
This biped is crazy, help! It’s so scary, who can save the tiger? !
It roars.
Song Ruan hugged it with his backhand and swayed to the music: "Friends over there, cheer up!!!"
Jinhua couldn't get excited.
Jinhua is almost over the moon.
It looked at Good Thing and White Scarf in horror.
Good Things and White Scarf retreated to the corner, leaving them some space to dance.
Jinhua: My heart is dead, really, it’s about to break.
Of course, Song Ruan claimed that he was a fair person who treated everyone equally. After pulling Jinhua around twice, he harassed Bai Weibo and Haoshi equally.
The drunk Song Ruan was harder to press than a pig during Chinese New Year and more energetic than the monkeys on Mount Emei. He danced all three of them down by himself, and then he got back on the kang with a sense of unsatisfied desire.
The equally drunken system applauded her blindly:
【good! Good dance! Be energetic! The new year is full of vitality! ! 】
Song Ruan immediately raised his glass to show his confidant: "You too!"
The noise continued until twelve o'clock, when the sound of firecrackers was heard from all over the Dongfeng Brigade.
Originally, Jinhua should have been very scared of this gunshot-like sound.
However, after being tossed around by Song Ruan with all that dancing and noise, the tiger was so tired that it almost stuck out its tongue like a dog. Its entire body was spread out evenly on the ground like a large pool of liquid, motionless like mud.
Song Ruan brought out the dumplings that had been warming in the pot and began to distribute them to everyone.
The Good Things are filled with carrot and corn, while the Golden Flowers and White Scarf are filled with beef. These three dumplings are specially made for them by Song Ruan. Song Ruan did not add any seasoning, not even onions, ginger, or garlic, focusing on the original flavor. And they didn't give us extra money, just two dumplings for one, to create a festive atmosphere and a sense of participation.
The anti-jing system got a full bowl, with beef, carrots, leeks, eggs and other fillings. According to their custom, Song Ruan put the dumplings and soup into a bowl, and added a little soy sauce and chili, making it fragrant.
The anti-jing system fished out a dumpling, took a bite, and with a crunch, Song Ruan heard a crisp sound in his head, like the sound of metal breaking.
The words "Eating a coin will bring good luck in the coming year" that she had always prepared were stuck in her throat.
She asked hesitantly, "Tong, did you bite the coin into pieces?"
The anti-jing system was silent for a rare time.
Song Ruan said sincerely: "You have really good teeth, you are worthy of being called Shengong Intelligence."
The anti-spirit system was furious: "What's wrong with biting it? Don't think I don't know that you also have a New Year custom called "bite it and keep it safe!"
Peace and tranquility, that's not what it means, right?
Song Ruan scratched his face, but feeling the angry aura of the anti-Jin system, he wisely decided to drop the topic.
The anti-jing system stood alert for a long time with its tentacles erected, and seeing that Song Ruan was considerate and didn't bring up this topic anymore, it quietly let go and slowly relaxed.
It stared at the coin in its hand that was bitten in half for a while, then carefully found a glittering box and put it in.
This is the first New Year coin it has received.
After blowing the dumplings, Song Ruan took out a stack of red envelopes from her arms and began to distribute New Year gifts to everyone. One golden flower, one white scarf, one good thing, and one system. But "four" doesn't sound nice, so she prepared one for herself.
After all, the other four people in the room were not human except her, so the content of the red envelope was also adjusted. The good thing was a beautiful little bell, the golden flower was a small golden flower clip, and the white scarf was an exquisite mechanical ball that could be pulled open into a large hollow ball with dense tassel decorations on it. It was very beautiful. As soon as the white scarf was obtained, she happily went to play with it.
Although Jinhua, who had just been ravaged, thought that Song Ruan, the crazy woman, was not a good person, she still liked the little Jinhua shining with golden light. She raised her big face and asked Song Ruan to put it on her face.
As for the good things, after putting on the new bell, he kept shaking his neck, and the small room was filled with the sound of tinkling bells.
Song Ruan smiled at the three noisy donkeys and tigers, and spread out her palm again, placing the last bulging, enlarged red envelope wrapped in red paper on top: "System, this is a New Year's gift for you."
The anti-essence system is a bit surprising, but also a bit uncomfortable:
[I still have some?] 】
Song Ruan raised the red envelope and said, "Thank you for accompanying me for a year, helping me gain a firm foothold in this new world, and encouraging me to reduce internal friction. I am very happy to meet you, and thank you for your care this year. Happy New Year!"
The anti-jing system said awkwardly:
[Why is it so sentimental? It really is - Happy New Year. 】
Song Ruan was already well aware of the awkwardness and arrogance of the Diaojing system, so she didn't insist on asking any more questions and leaned against the wall with a smile.
She listened to the crackling sound of firecrackers outside, and looked out the window again, only to see darkness and the faint smell of gunpowder coming with the night wind. She felt a little regretful: "They are all firecrackers, no big fireworks."
The anti-corruption system in his mind was quietly and quickly checking the red envelope, moving very carefully, and discovered that inside was a small red hat with rabbit fur balls made by Song Ruan himself. He then quietly compared it with the gifts received by Jinhua and the others, and found that they were gifts bought by Song Ruan from the mall, and the whole system became even happier.
It put on the hat carefully and took out its two tentacles from the small hole specially left for it. It admired itself in the small mirror happily. While admiring itself, it gently shook its head. The white ball on the hat swayed and its small tentacles trembled as well.
After hearing Song Ruan say this,
Do you want to see fireworks? 】
Song Ruan's eyes widened: "You have it?"
Then something sounded, and he shook his head in disappointment: "Forget it, we can't let you go even if you have it."
Fireworks in this era were not as common as in later generations. After all, people had just barely managed to get enough food and clothing. People from all over the country were tightening their belts to make ends meet and speed up the production of various necessities of life. Everything was tight, and in comparison, the production of fireworks did not seem so important and urgent.
Even the little bit of fireworks that are produced are generally allocated to large units for celebrations or for use in National Day activities. Ordinary people seldom buy them - and of course they won't buy them. A string of large firecrackers costs just over 30 cents, while large fireworks cost double that much. The time it takes to explode is not even as long as a string of firecrackers, just a few bangs, shorter than the charge of a thirty-year-old sheep committee. It's not worth it.
These days, living a normal life is the most important thing.
If she leaves this alone, wouldn't that be telling everyone that there's something wrong with her?
After all, setting off fireworks is not like eating meat. If you eat it secretly, you will eat it. At most, there will be a smell on your body that people with a keen nose can smell it, but anyway, you won't be caught in the act, so just let it go.
Setting off fireworks is different. They are loud and bright, and they fly into the sky and explode. The deaf can see them and the blind can hear them. Even the deaf and blind can smell the smoke. It's like dancing after a searchlight and lighting a lantern in a cesspool. It's simply courting death (shit).
Although Song Ruan was a little drunk, he was still a little sensitive to this life-threatening crisis.
She reluctantly refused: "Forget it, forget it, just wait a few more years, then I can watch it openly."
That's so sad.
The anti-spirit system immediately became excited, and the pompom on the rabbit fur hat on its head swayed back and forth. It held down the hat to prevent it from falling off, and said righteously;
[It’s okay, just watch me!] You close your eyes. 】
Song Ruan really wanted to see the fireworks, so she closed her eyes excitedly, feeling quite excited.
Not knowing what it was doing, Song Ruan felt a flash of black and light in front of his eyes, as if he had come to a room. A ball of light with a small rabbit fur hat between its two tentacles was floating in the air, flying up and down.
Obviously this is a system of fighting against sperm.
Song Ruan took a look at the rabbit fur hat it was wearing tightly and smiled with her eyes curved.
Fortunately, the system was very excited and didn't notice it, otherwise it would have gotten angry and kicked her out.
[I have brought your consciousness into my lounge. We can’t put it outside, so we’ll put it here. 】
As the system was explaining, his hands were operating quickly, and rows of large boxes appeared around him, stacked neatly in the corner. In addition, there were small fireworks such as fairy wands and peacocks spreading their tails, as well as some other fireworks with strange shapes that Song Ruan did not recognize. In short, the variety was very rich.
[Come on, I'll turn off the lights in the lounge and let's set off fireworks! 】
The system enthusiastically handed Song Ruan a fire stick that looked like an incense stick, and then turned off the light with a click.
The room suddenly fell into darkness, so dark that one could not see one's hand in front of one's face. The only source of light was the system light ball floating up and down beside Song Ruan.
The anti-semen system cried out,
[This doesn't look very realistic. Wait a minute, I'll switch to the wilderness starry sky mode. 】
Before Song Ruan could react, the system started to work again. The room changed. The walls and ceiling faded away. Instead, there appeared a low starry sky and an endless wilderness. There were even night breezes with a faint scent of grass, as if she had suddenly arrived at a starry grassland. She even saw a winding river on the side that seemed to have no end!
Song Ruan had never seen such a thing before, and her eyes widened.
The system proudly lit the fuse of the firework. There was a loud bang, and a ball of fire rushed out of the firework box, whistling into the sky, and then exploded and scattered in the sky, like a grand and dazzling chrysanthemum with ten thousand petals, blooming in the air for two seconds before returning to darkness.
The system floated over and lit the remaining firework boxes one by one. Clusters of brilliant fireworks rushed into the sky and exploded in the sky to form various patterns, and then turned into stars of fire and scattered. The sky looked like black velvet cloth sprinkled with diamonds, which was extremely shocking.
Amid the rumbling and shrieking sounds of fireworks, the Anti-Sperm System covered its ears, floated to Song Ruan and said loudly:
[It looks good!] I even custom made one! 】
As soon as he finished speaking, four firework boxes simultaneously spewed out huge balls of fireworks, which exploded in the air and formed four brilliant big words "Happy New Year".
The grand fireworks show ended, with only a few sporadic fireworks still spraying. The anti-spirit system floated over Song Ruan's head and fell down. It hesitated for a long time and whispered:
【Happy New Year! Nice to meet you too! 】
Really, at that moment, Song Ruan was so moved that tears almost came out.
But before she could say anything, there was a ding sound from above, and the familiar mechanical sound rang out.
[Admin message: Ding, an abnormality was detected in your lounge... Damn, System 001, you set off fireworks in the system lounge? Are they setting off old-fashioned, real fireworks? ! ]
This was the first time that Song Ruan heard the voice of the administrator system, which had always been calm and electronic, fluctuate so much, and even swear words were uttered.
The aftereffects of the wine came on, and he said proudly with his hands on his hips:
How about it, does it look good? 】
The voice of the administrator system seemed to be crazy.
[Look, look at your head! ]
[Do you fucking know that we are setting up a Civilization Space-Time Administration to protect the environment! We should be civilized and set a new trend! Are you trying to blow the evil wind in the opposite direction for me? ! ah? ! Is there anyone who does things like you? ! ]
The anti-jing system didn't listen, and muttered on Song Ruan's head
[If you like it, I will play it for you next time on your birthday.] 】
[You still let go? ! ! ]
The CPU of the administrator system sounded like it was going crazy. The buzzing sound of the electric current made two sounds, and then it barely calmed down.
[Administrator Tip: It is detected that you have brought the host to set off fireworks in the system lounge without permission, which is a serious violation]
——Speaking of this, Song Ruan could almost hear the sound of the administrator system gritting its teeth.
[]The punishment is as follows: confinement in a small dark room for two days. During this period, the host's trading needs must be processed by self-service in the system mall]
[Administrator's reminder: Once again, everyone is responsible for building a civilized space-time administration]
"Ah hey hey," the anti-sperm system was caught off guard before it even woke up, and was tied up and pulled away by the chain that suddenly stretched out.
Song Ruan grabbed it subconsciously, but the chain seemed to have self-awareness and swiftly rolled up the sperm system to bypass her.
The anti-essence system hurriedly grabbed a tree
[What are you doing? Wait a minute, I'm sending my host out! 】
It clung to the tree tightly, frantically operating it, with the tentacles on its head dancing, while it shouted at Song Ruan:
[It doesn’t matter if you don’t pass the test for two days. They don’t have any physical punishment. Don’t worry, have a good New Year! 】
Song Ruan: Tong, you really are making me cry to death.
The chain was provoked by being ridden on the face, and it shook in the air in anger. The sperm system was swung like a yo-yo, and disappeared with a howl.
Song Ruan opened his eyes and returned to his own little room. Before he could recover, he heard the system sound in his head again.
[Administrator message - Global important notice: Please note that all systems are strictly prohibited from bringing the host to the system lounge to set off fireworks! ! ! ]
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