Chapter 129 Chapter 129 Punching the Kindergarten
The next day, Song Ruan was awakened by the sound of firecrackers at the door.
After all, the noise last night lasted almost the entire night. Today, the Dongfeng Brigade was unusually different from the past where people would get up early before daybreak to start activities. Every household had their gates closed or boarded up. Firecracker shells from last night's burnt-off were piled at the doorstep. It seemed that smoke could still be seen coming out of the small tip of the firecracker. The whole village fell into silence.
Even the dog is catching up on some sleep - it barked all night following the sound of firecrackers exploding last night and must have been dead tired.
Of course, after all, the biological clock has been formed over a long period of time, and the team members did not sleep for much longer - from five or six o'clock to seven or eight o'clock. If you want to sleep until noon like Song Ruan, you really can't sleep that much.
The children are the first group to wake up - they are rushing to look through the pile of burnt-out firecrackers to see if there are any "slippery fish" that they can light up and continue setting off!
After all, every family is not rich nowadays. The most they can buy for their children is two small boxes of firecrackers, which is already the best they can do. But for the children who have been looking forward to it for a whole year, how can this be enough? So of course we need to open source it!
Every year, children fight over piles of firecrackers, just like warlords fighting over territory.
Song Ruan was still sleeping on the bed, unaware of the year it was, when she heard several loud firecrackers coming from very close to the door. The bangs sounded like thunder and woke her up.
Then came the chirping of children and the sound of knocking on the door: "Sister Xiao Song, Sister Xiao Song, we are here to wish you a happy new year, Sister Xiao Song!!"
It was like calling a soul, and they called out to Sister Xiao Song, who was lying on the bed, and she woke up unwillingly.
As soon as Song Ruan opened the door, Hu Tou came over with his little face raised: "Sister Xiao Song, I wish you can meet the big boss this year!"
Other children also came over and chirped in agreement, saying auspicious words such as "Happy New Year" and "Achieve new achievements in the new year".
——These days, you are not allowed to say things like “Congratulations on your prosperity”.
But Song Ruan said, the firecrackers have been set off and the couplets have been posted, but a small New Year greeting has become so entangled. This is really like catching the rabbit and letting the horse go, a Schrodinger's rule.
Song Ruan was still sleepy, and thought of sending them away quickly so that she could go back to sleep, so she grabbed a handful of fruit candies and shared them among the children.
Thinking about the hard work that the Hutou team and others had to endure last year, as well as the exploitation that would continue in the coming year, Song Ruan adhered to the idea of sustainable development. He rummaged through the fireworks and firecrackers prepared by the system yesterday, found two small boxes of small firecrackers that were also available in this era, unpacked them and distributed them to them.
“Wow wow wow!!!”
After all, there were only two small boxes, and there were only a few people in the Tiger Head Squad, so each person only got seven or eight sticks on average. But fortunately, children these days were ignorant and easy to coax. When they got both candies and firecrackers, they thought Song Ruan was the most generous and kind fairy sister in the world. They jumped and danced with joy and ran away cheering.
Tiedan from next door was clinging to the door, looking at the Tiger Head Squad with envy, but he didn't dare to come up because he was still scared by Song Ruandun's trick yesterday. He just looked at her vigilantly and cautiously.
He pursed his lips, as if to show that he didn't care, ran into the house, took out a frozen pear, and deliberately brought it to the door to eat.
Look, he has frozen pears to eat!
But as the Chinese New Year approaches, every household prepares frozen pears and frozen persimmons.
You don't even have to buy this thing. After the autumn harvest, if you walk a few more times deep into the mountains, you'll always come across one or two wild pear trees and wild persimmon trees. They're not very rare - not as rare as firecrackers anyway, and no one in the Tiger Head Squad is greedy for them.
When Song Ruan saw Tiedan, she remembered that they had helped her with the green soup yesterday, so she showed some tolerance towards him. It was mainly because she wanted to be gentle on the first day of the new year. She pulled out a few firecrackers and asked him, "Do you want any?"
Tiedan's eyes suddenly widened, and he looked like a black mushroom with two eyes: "For... for me?"
He was afraid that Song Ruan would go back on her word, so he rushed over like a torpedo, holding a frozen pear in one hand, and hurriedly snatched the firecrackers from Song Ruan.
The nails of his little paws were long and sharp, covered in black mud, and his hands were stained with frozen pear juice, making them almost look like the zombies in later TV dramas. If Song Ruan had not been quick to let go, she might have mutated after being caught by his claws.
Song Ruan:? ? ? Do you have any manners, little bastard? !
Tiedan grabbed a handful of firecrackers and became proud again - even though this woman surnamed Song usually had a bad attitude towards him, she was willing to give him firecrackers, which showed that she was just pretending!
He said that he was a precious boy and there was no one who didn’t like him!
He knew that this woman was playing hard to get!
Thinking of this, he remembered the large handful of firecrackers that Song Ruan had just distributed to Hu Tou and the others. He felt itchy in his heart and said with his hands on his hips, "You just gave Hu Tou and the others so many, I want more! I want a whole box!"
Song Ruan:? ? ?
Did I give you face, little bastard?
Her face changed immediately, and her paper-made gentle appearance could no longer be pretended. She stretched out her hand with a fierce look, picked up Tiedan like a carrot, and with a few compliments, she snatched back all the firecrackers that Tiedan hadn't even taken yet: "You want a piece of shit! Hurry up and get out!"
Tiedan never expected that someone would actually ask for back the things he had given away - the main reason was that he was still a child, and there was no way he could snatch something from a child!
He immediately ignored Song Ruan's reputation - mainly because his grandmother said that children should not be beaten during the New Year, and it was unheard of for adults to beat children, which gave him the confidence to throw a tantrum - he rushed forward with a squeak, punching and kicking Song Ruan: "Give me back my firecrackers! Give me back my firecrackers!!"
Song Ruan hooked her fingers and lifted Tiedan up like a gray rabbit that was grabbed by the ears and kept kicking, and shook it up and down in the air: "This is my firecracker. I regret it now, so I won't give it to you. Hey, I won't give it to you."
Tiedan's eyes were swollen like mosquito coils, and then he heard Song Ruan's arrogant voice, and he was shocked. He couldn't hold it anymore, and turned his head desperately to give Song Ruan a bite: "No! No! It's mine! Give it to me!!!"
Song Ruan quickly retracted her hand and was shocked by the arrogant behavior of this little bastard!
Damn, so bold!
Even your grandma wouldn’t dare to be so arrogant in front of me!
Song Ruan could beat wild boars with one punch, and a naughty boy like Tiedan was no problem at all - anyway, he was not a member of her farmhand team, and beating him would not hinder his work for her, so she didn't feel bad at all!
Her hand shook, and she threw Tiedan out like a yo-yo. She snatched the frozen pear that he had just taken two bites of, and fed it to the curious person who came over to watch the fun.
The good things watched the lively pies falling from the sky and the sweet frozen pears bursting with juice in their mouths. Their ears stood up and they chewed quickly with their long mouths, fearing that someone would snatch them away from their mouths in the next second.
——It can be seen clearly that this pear was snatched by its owner from someone else's mouth.
Tiedan failed to get the firecracker back and was pushed to the ground by Song Ruan. Now the frozen pear was snatched away and fed to the donkey. He was completely stunned.
"My pear!"
He finally reacted and cried out.
Song Ruan was just like the villain, with her hands on her hips and a sneer on her face, saying, "Where are the pears? Why don't I see any pears anywhere?"
The good deeds behind her were chewed and destroyed madly.
Hiccup~
It opened its donkey's mouth, but there was no pear.
Tiedan was born in the top-class Zhao family, and raised by the top-class leader, Grandma Sun. He was already considered a capable little top-class fighter, but this was the first time he had seen such a top-class fighter.
This woman bullies children! !
When Song Ruan saw that his mouth was open and he looked like he was about to howl, he took a step back swiftly and slammed the door shut.
Tiedan's cries were completely blocked at the door.
Song Ruan didn't feel guilty at all. She couldn't sleep anyway after all the trouble, so she went back home to make breakfast for herself.
When passing by the wall near Grandma Sun's house, the man shouted proudly instead of feeling ashamed: "Grandma Sun, why are you so polite? I gave you the rice porridge yesterday, and you asked Tiedan to bring me a frozen pear. How embarrassing."
"Do you like it? I'll make some for you next time."
Mrs. Sun:? ? ?
Although she didn't understand the situation, she still remembered the disgusting green shit porridge yesterday. She shuddered on the spot: "Don't worry, Xiao Song, do you think I, your grandma Sun, am such a fussy person? I'll give you the frozen pears, you don't have to exchange them for shit porridge... No, I want rice porridge!"
Even Tiedan at the door was so scared that he stopped crying and hiccuped in fear. He dared not mourn for the lost frozen pear anymore, for fear of attracting that shit.
This frozen pear was snatched from his hand. What if this woman surnamed Song directly asked for all the porridge to be given to him? He can’t finish all the drink in one mouth.
He suddenly became quiet.
Originally, Song Ruan should have been relaxed and happy after solving the residue problem. However, seeing that everyone was avoiding her popular porridge, she felt a little unhappy.
How to say it, although she also disliked her own popular porridge, she was unhappy when others disliked it and disliked it so clearly.
You scold the weasel's child and say it is smelly in front of it - although it is indeed smelly - but you say it so openly and the petty-minded Wong Tai Sin will not be happy.
The most important thing is, if you scold its cubs for being stinky, would a big weasel that can give birth to stinky cubs... be fragrant?
Song Ruan had a droopy face, which was almost as long as the good thing, and the spatula was clanging in the pot.
Although Tiedan at the door was forced to keep quiet under the intimidation of Shihuhu, he still didn't accept it after thinking about it. No, he, Tiedan, was a good man, how could he let a woman bully him like this? He couldn't just let it go like this! Now that he can’t rely on his mother, he has to do it himself!
But this woman is too fierce, he can’t beat her head-on, so he has to outsmart her!
He wiped the snot from his face and walked towards his home with gritted teeth.
He must teach this woman a lesson!
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