Chapter 134 Chapter 134 An upgraded version with even more power...
Jinhua was very angry.
Jinhua was very angry.
Jinhua was almost furious.
It was like a flash of yellow lightning with a slightly brown tip. Its four claws moved quickly on the ground, and then it rushed out in a flash.
"roar!!!!"
Its roar was so loud that the mountains collapsed and the earth cracked, and the clouds pierced the rocks - this was the first time in its life that it had let out such a ferocious and domineering roar.
For the first time, the gigolo had the dominance of the king of the forest.
The crowd that was originally gathered in front of Grandma Sun's house suddenly dispersed.
In terms of eyesight, everyone in the Dongfeng Brigade, from the old to the young, is quite good.
He who knows the times is a hero. Well, they are all Dongfeng heroes.
Grandma Tiger, you have a culprit for your wrongs. It is the people inside who have wronged you. You should ask them to pay it back. Big Tiger, this has nothing to do with them!
Grandma Tiger didn't have the heart to care about these groundhogs now. She sharpened her claws and pounced towards the three people who were fighting in the feces.
Just like how in the eyes of humans, two species of cats look almost the same, in the eyes of tigers, two-legged animals also look the same. Only Song Ruan, who lives with them day and night, can barely recognize one or two, as for the others... well, they all have two legs.
If it was a normal day, she could use her sensitive sense of smell to distinguish a few things. But now that Luo Xiang and the lone heron were flying together and the sky was filled with feces and water, the pungent and foul smell was overwhelming and Jinhua could not smell anything.
It creates people without distinction.
But it still remembered Song Ruan's daily warnings not to kill anyone in the village, so it didn't move its teeth - of course, it didn't want to bite these three balls of shit - wouldn't that make it dirty?
It didn't even want to get on its claws.
You know, Huhu is actually a very clean animal. Especially Jinhua, who no longer has to hunt and has no worries about food and drink. His quality of life has improved and he has no worries. The whole Huhu has become more refined. Even though he is so lazy, he still walks a mile to the back hill to defecate every day, and consciously maintains the cleanliness of the yard.
——Well, originally it wanted to use the toilet in the yard, but it hadn't arrived yet when the toilet was designed. It was designed specifically for people to use, and the opening was not big enough, so it couldn't aim well and kept flying out. So it was beaten by Song Ruan every day and was forced to go out to the toilet.
Ah, I'm off topic. Anyway, Jinhua is a clean and honest person, otherwise her pupils wouldn't have trembled like that when she saw Song Ruan eating snail noodles.
Jinhua hesitated for a moment and then bumped her head against it - her head was already dirty anyway!
You know, the Siberian tiger is very strong, after all, the fat on its body is not grown in vain. In addition, Jinhua rushed over all the way and had the impact of acceleration. There was a loud bang, and Wang Xue screamed and was directly thrown away on the spot, just flying towards the toilet door that Wu Jianguo kicked open, and flew into the dark room unimpeded.
The eyes of everyone at the door suddenly widened.
Today's toilets are all dry toilets, which are made by digging a pit underneath, placing a tank or a few bricks and stones inside, and placing two wooden boards on top. They are simple in nature and have been used for many years, so naturally they cannot be as strong as cement floors.
Wang Xue flew in with such force, hmm...
Sure enough, there were a few crackling sounds of breaking wood, accompanied by Wang Xue's hysterical screams, and then there was a thud.
The stench surged out even more violently, like a huge wave, instantly occupying the yard and outside.
"Yue——"
"Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!"
"Oh my God, this is, this is, going down?"
Everyone's eyes widened in unison, and they didn't know how many times they had stared. Who knows, after today, the eyes of the people in the Dongfeng Brigade will be bigger!
Someone asked hesitantly: "Should we go down and rescue them?"
The scene suddenly became quiet, and everyone was like a chicken with its throat pinched. They were chattering and discussing enthusiastically just now, but now no one made a sound.
It’s not that they don’t have any sense of fellow countrymen, it’s just too shameful.
Someone said weakly, "It's okay. The pit is frozen over now. You won't drown to death."
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone couldn't help but feel nauseous again.
In the yard, Jinhua's eyes suddenly lit up - it thought of a perfect way to take revenge, to pay tribute to its defiled tiger head!
It turned its head ferociously and chased Wu Jianguo beside it, watching it hit its head hard! ! !
take off! !
There was another shrill scream, another familiar flying figure, and another plop.
Wang Xue, who had just climbed up, was knocked back down with a bang by this fairy from outer space who suddenly broke in. She was so angry that she didn't care that she was still in the pit and grabbed Wu Jianguo and slapped him in the face.
The people outside clearly heard Wang Xue's angry shout:
"You conscienceless bastard, you're using your grandma as a scapegoat. I'll chop you into pieces!"
Wu Jianguo was not someone to be trifled with. He slapped her back with his backhand: "Did I want to come here? If you hadn't provoked that stinky tiger next door, would I have been sent flying here? You were the first one to pick up the dung scoop. You are just a troublemaker! Why is your name Wang Xue? You should be called Wang Shit-Stirring Stick!"
Under normal circumstances, "shit stirrer" is just an ordinary swear word. It cannot even be ranked among the various swear words in China, which are numerous, vast, and have a long history. They use personal attacks as the center and gossips about one's ancestors as the radius, bombarding everyone from appearance to inner character, supplemented by genital and sexual humiliation. It is an all-round, in-depth, and wide-ranging swearing system.
But now, in the current environment, the offensive power of this sentence has increased exponentially - after all, now she is truly standing in the pit, and people will only be broken by facts.
Wang Xue was furious and scratched Wu Jianguo's face with one claw, leaving three bloody marks: "How are you better than me, Ye Shit Troublemaker?!"
The two men were so angry that they didn't even bother to climb out - if they did, there would be a tiger outside waiting for them, so they started fighting in the pit.
Not to mention, even though it was freezing cold inside, it didn't hinder the two of them from performing at all.
However, Wang Xue had fought with Grandma Sun first, and she consumed more physical energy than Wu Jianguo who joined in the second half. In addition, she broke the board when she fell down, and served as a human cushion for Wu Jianguo. She was in pain all over, and gradually fell into a disadvantage and was beaten by Wu Jianguo.
How could Wang Xue bear this? She had no weapon at the moment, so she made up her mind, picked up a piece from the pit, and hit Wu Jianguo on the forehead with two bangs.
Not to mention, when this thing freezes hard it's just like a stone. Not only does it hurt when you hit someone with it, it also easily leaves a layer of ice chips on it, and it can also cause mental attacks.
That's so vicious.
Wu Jianguo was caught off guard and suffered a great loss.
Wang Xue picked up a piece with a ferocious face and was ready to pursue the victory.
Wu Jianguo had no choice but to pick up a piece as well.
The people outside heard the sounds of slapping, cursing, and something hitting each other coming from the toilet, as well as the occasional flying of... black and yellow ice fragments. Everyone had an expression of disbelief on their face.
Ah, no, it’s already like this, can you still fight back?
The captain's forehead was throbbing, and he roared, "What are you doing in the toilet? Come up first and we'll talk!"
Although he roared fiercely, his feet seemed to be nailed to the ground and he refused to move even a step inside.
Are you kidding? How do you break up a fight, walk through the messy sea of shit in the yard, get to the toilet door where there's shit splattered all over the place, and finally go in and pull apart two people who are harder to control than pigs during the Chinese New Year and are still fighting?
Are you willing to go?
Anyway, the pit is frozen now, so they won’t drown. Why not just wait until these two get tired of fighting and stop?
Jin Huachuang went in second and turned to look at the only remaining one of the Three Musketeers with a fierce look.
Seeing this, Granny Sun ran out, tumbling and crawling. Seeing Song Ruan rushing into the yard, she reached out to pull her back, yelling, "Song Ruan, Song Ruan! You still don't care about your Jinhua! Will you care about her or not?!"
Song Ruan looked at the shit man stretching out his hands to pull her away, her pupils trembled violently, and she jumped up with a scream, just like a cat whose tail was stepped on.
"What are you doing! Stay away from me. If I get even a little bit of it on me, don't even think about Jinhua. Jinhua and I will throw you in there together!" She almost broke her voice.
Mrs. Sun paused, then withdrew her hand angrily and regretfully, but she did not dare to provoke him under such circumstances. She ran behind Song Ruan, consciously keeping a distance of one meter between them.
Song Ruan stared at Grandma Sun and made her retreat. Then she turned to look at the aggressive Jinhua and shouted, "Jinhua, stop!"
"The one who threw the splash at you has been knocked into the pit. It's not this one. She's old. Don't hurt her to death!"
Jinhua looked up and saw Song Ruan standing in front of her. She stopped and cried out in grievance, while rushing forward to seek comfort.
You evil woman, wuwuwu, Huahua, I suffered a great loss today!
Song Ruan's pupils shook violently again, and she retreated violently as if she was wearing sliding shoes.
She personally still likes Jinhua very much, but, first of all, Jinhua's head was covered with dirt by Wang Xue, and there was already a layer of dirt on its hair. Then, it hit two swords with its head, and its hair was covered with more dirt.
Secondly, it was not wearing shoes, and was running and rushing on the ground full of sewage with its bare paws, so it was inevitable...
The whole tiger, how to describe it.
Song Ruan had thought about it before, what could be even more powerful than Tiger Adding Wings?
Now she realized that it was like a tiger touching shit.
This is the king of beasts with a layer of shit-poetic magic armor.
Jinhua's eyes widened as she looked in disbelief at Song Ruan who was trying to avoid her, and she took two tentative steps forward with her big paws.
Staring and glaring!
Song Ruan, who used to hug it and kiss it at every turn, took three steps back!
No, it’s not entirely her fault. Even Wu Song would have shaken his head if he saw this scene.
How could a small girl like her dare to step forward?
Not to mention that the golden flower was still on her body. What if she got close to it and it flicked her off... she didn't even dare to think about it!
Song Ruan took another small step back.
Jinhua was shocked, Jinhua was sad, and Jinhua collapsed.
Woo woo woo, this woman hates it!
This woman dares to eat shit, why should she despise it!
Jinhua couldn't hold it any longer and ran to a clean place on the other side of the yard, rolling on the ground and crying.
Woo woo woo, it’s not alive anymore!
Its claws slapped the ground again and again, and the things stuck on its fur fell like raindrops.
Look, look, she said, this Maomao will drop things if he moves!
Song Ruan didn't feel distressed at all, and even became more determined, like a bamboo that remained unmoved no matter which direction the wind blew from, standing there motionless.
Anyway, Jinhua has calmed down and won't hurt anyone anymore... Just roll around, it's a good chance to get rid of that thing on its fur so that it won't fly around anymore.
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