Chapter 46 Chapter 46 The King of Octopus! return!
Han Zhenzhen and Song Ruan were happily picking mushrooms on the mountain. Wu Jianguo, who had already returned home, had changed his clothes and was squatting in front of the mushroom basket with a droopy face, picking mushrooms.
After all, he came from the era of information explosion and had heard the famous song of lying on the board. Although he was annoyed, he was afraid of eating too much. So, except for the Leiwozi mushrooms that he trusted very much, all other ones with slightly strange shapes and bright colors were picked out.
Mrs. Sun flipped through the food casually like a supervisor, and didn't seem to see anything strange. She waved her hand and said, "Wash it and fry it."
Wu Jianguo's hands, which were holding the handle of the backpack, clenched suddenly: he had picked the mushrooms from the mountain early in the morning and carried them back, and he was the one who selected them. Now he was asked to wash and fry them. So the only role played by the others in the whole process was to provide food for them?
What a vicious family! Why don't they be lazy to death!
Seeing that he looked unhappy, Mrs. Sun originally wanted to ask Chen Guifen to help wash the mushrooms so that they could be cooked earlier, but she changed her mind in an instant.
This little bitch is already putting on a tantrum after doing such a small job. She only has her third son by her side now. If this pretentious thing is not tamed, won't she cause trouble when she is old?
Her face instantly turned ferocious: "Why, you don't even want to do some work, are you waiting for me, your mother-in-law, to serve you? Go ask which daughter-in-law treats you like this?
Chen Guifen's eyes turned when she saw this, and she quickly came to Grandma Sun's side and said, "Mom, you've really worked hard. Go to the kang and have a rest. I'll give you a massage."
This old woman is as thin as a monkey. How long can she keep pressing? Isn’t this easier than washing mushrooms and cooking?
Like a little palace maid supporting Empress Dowager Cixi, she diligently led Grandma Sun to the kang and said, "Sister-in-law, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but Mom is old after all, and we daughters-in-law have to be more filial. How can we let Mom get too tired?"
Mrs. Sun was very satisfied and clapped her hands: "Old lady, I know you are a good person."
The two of them walked out affectionately, and if you didn't know, you would think they were mother and daughter.
Of course you are living a peaceful life, and I am carrying the burden for you.
Wu Jianguo stared at the two people who were in cahoots with resentment.
Flatterer! He takes advantage of every opportunity to have fun, and doesn't forget to step on him!
Now, after his own experience, Wu Jianguo has become more aware of the twists and turns in these women's homes.
For example, this sister-in-law looks so virtuous and filial, bah! He is as shrewd as an abacus spirit, always pushing the work onto him and giving him a reputation of being ignorant!
For example, this damn old woman, who always relies on her seniority and acts like a senior official, always uses her status as a mother-in-law to pressure him. He has obviously done all the work, but he is accused of talking back to her.
Why didn’t he think before that being a daughter-in-law was so difficult!
Especially since he is the only honest man in the family!
Seeing the two people who were in cahoots slowly walking away, Wu Jianguo walked into the kitchen with mushrooms in his hand with hatred.
The mushrooms were freshly picked, covered in dirt and mud, but the key point was that he was going to eat them, so he couldn't just mess around. Wu Jianguo quickly washed them clean, then with a droopy face, brought them to the stove to fry them.
It was still a little hot during the day in September. Wu Jianguo was sitting in front of a burning stove, with smoke billowing up, making his neck sweat.
He looked at the fragrant mushrooms in the pot, and his anger rose in waves.
Ever since he ate a little more last time, the food is now distributed by Grandma Sun in the Zhao family. That damn old woman doesn't like him, so he probably gets the smallest portion... Damn, they treat him like an old ox, feeding him grass, milking him, and plowing the fields.
Why? !
Wu Jianguo had to be a good wife just to go back. She was not a kind saint who liked to burn herself to light up others. She immediately pulled out the chopsticks from the chopstick holder, picked up a large chopstick from the pot and stuffed it into her mouth.
Fresh mushrooms are delicious even if they are cooked casually. The delicious soup bursts in the mouth after taking a bite. Wu Jianguo was so scalded that he was reluctant to throw it away, but he still explained vaguely: "Master of time travel, I just tasted the saltiness to avoid letting my mother-in-law eat something bad. I am still a good daughter-in-law."
Then he used another chopstick to take away Lei Wozi like ransacking his house.
This stuff is the most delicious! All of them are his! He eats, eats, eats!
When the food was served on the table, as expected, his portion was the smallest. However, he had already eaten in the kitchen, so he didn't care much.
Wu Jianguo simply lowered his head and started scolding.
Mrs. Sun, who was waiting for him to resist with high morale, was a little dumbfounded.
How to say it, ever since Wu Jianguo turned into Ye Xiang, there have been conflicts almost every time they eat. Mrs. Sun now treats eating as a daily confrontation with her rebellious daughter-in-law. She will deliberately stir up trouble every time, and when Wu Jianguo expresses dissatisfaction, she will unite the whole family to deny and suppress him, grinding him down bit by bit like training a hawk.
Now that the person suddenly stopped talking, Mrs. Sun felt like she had gathered all her strength but was punching cotton, which was extremely unsatisfactory.
Are you giving in so quickly?
Sure enough, cartilage is cartilage, and it can't even hold its strength for long.
She was a little bored, and couldn't help but said sarcastically while picking up the rice bowl: "Hey, you're not looking for trouble today? It seems that you can't be content."
Wu Jianguo put a mouthful of rice into his mouth. He felt a little dizzy, perhaps because he was too tired.
He shook his head subconsciously.
!
But Mrs. Sun mistook it for a battle signal and got so excited that her hair stood on end.
really! She wondered how this little bitch could calm down so quickly! It turns out he is pretending!
So he launched the attack first with full energy: "What do you mean, what do you think?"
Of course Chen Guifen could see that it was Grandma Sun who was causing trouble, but she was happy to see it happen - if this idle old woman got intimate with Ye Xiang, she would be the one in trouble.
He immediately echoed, "Oh, sister-in-law, everything was fine, don't make trouble anymore, let's eat, eat."
Even Tiedan couldn't help but interrupt: "Aunt San, can you please stop causing trouble for grandma every day? We always quarrel over meals."
How come he has four hands?
Wu Jianguo tried hard to open his eyes wide, trying to see clearly.
Zhao Weimin couldn't hold back his anger and slammed his chopsticks on the table: "Ye Xiang! Can you be more generous and stop stirring things up like a shit-stirring stick, making the house restless! If you were really bored, why don't you go get some water from Bai Jie's house? That's why Bai Jie asked me if you were feeling unwell these days and she didn't see you anymore."
The whole family worked together to blame Wu Jianguo, as if he had committed some terrible mistake.
Wu Jianguo finally saw himself clearly—it turned out that he was an octopus! He is the noble king of octopuses! Because he lost his memory during his experience on earth, he has only recovered it now!
How dare these small fry take advantage of his amnesia to commit such a treason!
He climbed up onto the table using his hands and feet, and pushed everything on the table down!
"What dares to block my path?"
Crackling and clanging!
Everything on the table fell to the ground and shattered into pieces. The steamed bun soaked in mushroom soup rolled on the ground, covered with dust and dirt.
Mrs. Sun almost fainted when she saw this - last time, this little bitch smashed most of the plates in the house to pieces, and these are the only few left!
And there’s still food, but she didn’t eat a single bite!
"Ahhh - you damn little bitch, you're destroying the house again! These things are free! I'm going to fight you!" She rushed over with her face raised.
“Bang!”
Wu Jianguo moved quickly and slapped Grandma Sun right on her twisted, wrinkled face, making her spin like a top.
"You are arrogant and proud when you shout and yell."
He slapped Chen Guifen in the face with his backhand: "If you fan the flames, your life or death will be in danger."
He turned around and didn't miss Tiedan's little black face: "Donate your eyes to me if they are not good."
Zhao Weimin had been hit hard by Wu Jianguo in the past few days, and he unconsciously took a step back, just avoiding it.
Wu Jianguo was like a spinning top, spinning freely on the table with his hands open, slapping the people around the table randomly: "I will kill all of you! Kill you!"
“Hahahaha——the ten-year agreement. I, the great Octopus King, will use my blood to sacrifice my path to return today!”
He lay on the table and laughed loudly towards the sky.
He rushed into the kitchen, came out again with a knife in his mouth, and then spat on the ground.
"You, relying on your status as a mother-in-law, have been bullying me. Why, wouldn't you live a few decades longer than me and die earlier? Why are you so arrogant? I will send you to see the King of Hell today!"
As he said this, he bit the knife again and charged forward like a tank.
Grandma Sun screamed and dodged.
The other people in the room scattered like birds and beasts, huddled in the corner and trembled with fear. Grandma Sun, who was already old and had been chased away, yelled at Zhao Weimin: "Look at the thing you married, Third Brother, are you crazy?"
"I..." Zhao Weimin spoke subconsciously, forgetting to lower his voice. Wu Jianguo looked over again.
There is still a loophole here! This is the culprit who married him into this family!
He instantly changed his target.
Mrs. Sun breathed a sigh of relief.
"Ahhhhhhh!" Zhao Weimin was chased away with his head in his hands. The knife behind him fully stimulated his potential, and he ran at lightning speed.
Wu Jianguo chased for a long time but failed to catch up. He was so angry that he spat out the knife and cursed:
"You bitch, you are usually very arrogant, why are you running away now? You pretend to be deaf and dumb and take sides every day, treating me like your slave. People who don't know would think you married a maid! When I came down to earth to overcome the tribulation, you are the one who has the most trouble!"
"You have no ability at all, you can only exploit me, and you still have the nerve to yell at me?!"
"Your lover wants me to take care of him, why don't you ask me to go to bed for you?"
I don't know what I remembered when I said this, but my eyes suddenly lit up.
"Yeah, I also helped her with the work, why can't I go up?"
"I am the dignified king of octopuses, and I am willing to sleep with a mortal widow. It is a great honor for her! I am not a stingy person like you, and I will definitely give her a status."
As he spoke, he used his hands and feet to step over the threshold and crawled out on all fours like Spider-Man.
Not to mention, it crawls quite skillfully, and you can't tell at all that it was originally a bipedal person.
As soon as Song Ruan and Han Zhenzhen walked home and opened the door, they saw something unknown rushing out from Grandma Sun's house next door.
A large pool of blood was moving rapidly on the ground, shouting loudly as it ran: "Beauty! Beauty! The King is coming!"
Zhao Weimin came after him and tried to stop him: "Ye Xiang! Ye Xiang! Stop it, Ye Xiang! I don't want you to help Sister Bai anymore, come back!"
The thing was moving non-stop, crawling very fast: "Get out of here, you nosy eunuch, stop disturbing my good deeds!"
What? ?
The two looked at each other in confusion, and saw the excitement of their fellow melon-eaters in each other's eyes. In unison, they put the backpack into the house, closed the door, and chased after him.
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