Chapter 47 Chapter 47 Wu Jianguo's surprise attack on the White Widow
Before I had run two steps, I heard the donkey in the yard shouting "Oh oh".
Han Zhenzhen was stunned, a little uncertain: "Did we just throw the backpack onto the donkey?"
The donkey has a lame leg and we're already raising it. We've taken care of it for so long and it's almost healed. Don't break its leg at the last minute.
This is not a good thing.
The little donkey inside continued to shout "Oh~Oh~", and sounded even more anxious.
Song Ruan: "How could that be possible? He probably heard something and wanted to come out to watch the fun."
Han Zhenzhen: “Ah?”
"You know what, I find it outrageous too." Song Ruan complained as he walked forward and reopened the door.
Sure enough, the little donkey brayed "ang ang" and limped outside. It couldn't cross the threshold, and brayed even louder in panic, and its ears trembled like an exhaust fan.
"I really have a living father."
Song Ruan complained as he went over to carry the donkey out.
She had only recently discovered that this donkey was actually quite a sight to behold.
Every time she leaned over the wall to watch the excitement next door, the donkey would grunt and move closer to her, with its neck stretched out so long towards the place where the noise was coming from, almost stretching out into a long-necked donkey.
If she ignored him, he would keep pulling her clothes.
She didn't notice that there was one more stone she put against the wall as a stepping stone, and she picked one specially for the donkey that was tall and flat so it could stand or lie down.
I don’t know what this donkey can understand, but it just wants to see. If you don’t let it see, it will push you and even pull you down.
Sure enough, as soon as the donkey was put down, it limped away on its own, following the noise.
Song Ruan also hurriedly chased after him.
Han Zhenzhen looked at Song Ruan, then at the little donkey who was disabled but was determined to watch the fun, and murmured, "What kind of donkey does a person raise? Shit, wait for me!"
It was time for dinner and every household was in the yard. When they heard the noise, they rushed out to see what was going on.
Then I saw a huge thing on all fours, crawling past the door as fast as a spider.
“Fuck!”
Some elderly men and women with poor eyesight were almost frightened to death.
"What the hell just passed by? Why does it look like it has four legs?"
"The yellow-skinned man has come down the mountain!"
"How can a yellow fox be so big? I think it's probably a giant monkey!"
"What is the big monkey doing here?"
Because they were not sure what the scary thing was, everyone hesitated and did not dare to go out.
As she was watching, she saw Zhao Weimin chasing after her in a panic, one of his shoes missing. He shouted helplessly, "Ye Xiang! Ye Xiang, come back!"
He was too embarrassed to call her his wife.
Feeling the gazes of the people around him, Zhao Weimin kept scratching his toes in his shoes and felt like crying out of shame.
But what could he do? If he didn't stop it, with Ye Xiang's current crazy state, she might really do something like dragging Sister Bai to bed and giving her back her status... Whenever he thought about it, his vision went dark.
Why did he marry this thing? I'm afraid that all eight generations of his Zhao family will be wiped out today!
When they heard it was a person, the others became bolder. Some with good eyesight squinted and looked at her carefully: "It is indeed Weimin's daughter-in-law."
"Weimin's wife? Why is she like this? I remember she was a decent person before."
“Is this a case of being possessed by evil spirits?”
"Hush! Don't say that—I think it looks a bit like him."
"Where is she crawling towards? It looks like she's heading towards the White Widow's house."
"Oh, I was just wondering if Weimin and the White Widow had something going on. Look at what Weimin's wife has become. She was an educated youth before, not as respectable as us peasants."
"You know what, people who have studied are different. Look how smoothly they climb."
Han Zhenzhen quickly buried her head in Song Ruan's shoulder: "I don't know why, but I suddenly feel a little ashamed."
Song Ruan raised her eyelids and said, "So let's go back now?"
"That's not the case," Han Zhenzhen raised her head and said quickly, "It's not that we can't overcome it."
Song Ruan glared at her and said, "Why don't you run away quickly? Look, my donkey with a broken leg can run faster than you."
The key point is that not only does he run slowly, but he also pulls at her like a weight. She wants to grab the best viewing spot!
Didn’t I notice that in just a short while, there was already a long line of people following behind me?
It’s really hard to eat shit and it’s not as good as eating hot shit!
Song Ruan cursed and dragged Han Zhenzhen away.
The White Widow was inside making lunch.
Although she is a widow, her family lives one of the better ones in the Dongfeng Brigade because she is good at "business management and making friends".
For example, today, there is a scrambled egg!
Even the captain’s family can’t eat scrambled eggs during festivals, right? But she, a widow whose husband had died, was able to let her own children eat it!
She was even a little proud.
The White Widow reached out and scooped up a spoonful of water, and called the two children over to wash their hands. The ladle kept touching the bottom of the jar and could only barely scoop up half a spoonful - there was no water.
But she didn't take it to heart. She "accidentally" met Zhao Weimin yesterday and asked him about Ye Zhiqing's health. At the latest tomorrow, Ye Xiang would come to her obediently.
These men... She sneered, each of them was so sanctimonious.
Not only did she not feel much gratitude towards Ye Xiang who helped her fetch water, but she was full of condescending contempt - she had never seen such a stupid woman, who was rushing to throw herself at a man and deserved to be exploited.
She taught her two daughters: "In the future, you must never be as stupid as your Aunt Ye Xiang. You are so eager to get close to a man that you are willing to fetch water for a woman who pleases you. Do you think that men will look up to you and feel sorry for you? Bah! They will only think that you are stupid, worthless, and that you are so desperate for a man!"
Xiaofeng and Xiaolan nodded repeatedly.
Xiao Feng, who was only eight years old, said indifferently: "Don't worry, Mom, I won't pay for a man. I will only take all the money and food from a man and then throw them away!" The White Widow smiled with satisfaction: "That's right."
I was in class when I heard some noise outside.
She frowned in displeasure and simply used the material available to educate her two daughters: "Also, you must be elegant in the future. You must not be like these peasants who yell and scream when they encounter something. It's really not..."
A black shadow rushed over, and then I heard the two children screaming in surprise. I was caught off guard and was pushed to the ground.
"Beauty, hehehe beauty, let me smell it!"
“Chirp, chirp, chirp!”
The White Widow was horrified and screamed, "What is this? Someone, someone is behaving like a hooligan in broad daylight!"
Xiaofeng and Xiaolan screamed and rushed to save their mother: "Ye Xiang, Ye Xiang, let my mother go!"
The dark shadow looked up, and it was Ye Xiang.
Before the White Widow could breathe a sigh of relief, she saw Ye Xiang grinning at her: "Beauty, I'm the one who helped you with the work. You can't just focus on that bastard Zhao Jianmin. You have to reward me, right?"
She was obviously a pretty woman, but at this moment she looked like a dirty old pervert. After saying this, he hurriedly stamped his stamp again.
With a smack, it hit the White Widow's lips right on both sides.
The White Widow's face turned green.
She screamed.
Wu Jianguo's eyes glowed with rage: "Hehehe, your tongue is also beautiful, and it looks delicious!"
White Widow:! ! ! !
The White Widow was like a chicken with its throat strangled. She instantly shut up and pursed her lips tightly.
Help! Someone save her!
She said how could there be such a stupid woman in the world. It turned out that this man had bad intentions towards her!
How could she be so thoughtful? ! ! !
Finally, Zhao Weimin arrived with a wailing cry, and went up to try his best to pull Wu Jianguo up.
After all, he was a man used to doing farm work, and at this moment he tried his best to pull the man up.
The White Widow rolled and crawled into the corner, holding her two daughters, and wiped her mouth desperately.
Although she sometimes earns some extra money, but, but, she is a woman, she is not ready for this!
Zhao Weimin forced a smile and said, "I'm sorry, Sister Bai, Ye Xiang didn't mean it. She, she..."
After trying "she" for a long time, he just couldn't come up with any idea to make up the rest of the story.
Not intentional?
The White Widow was extremely furious. If this wasn't intentional, then what was intentional? Drag her to the bed and strip her clothes off?
Although she, the White Widow, is in this line of work, she does have her bottom line!
Wu Jianguo slapped Zhao Weimin in the face with his backhand: "You nosy guy, do you think I don't know what you are thinking? Do you want to monopolize Bai Jie? Why? I am the one who helps Bai Jie the most, you shameless villain!"
Then he leaned towards the widow Bai with a drooling face and said, "Sister Bai, Sister Bai, I didn't know how good you were before. Thanks to Zhao Jianmin asking me to fetch water for you, I was able to get to know you so well and understand you. I know how good you are. He can be considered our matchmaker, and it just so happens that the matchmaker is here."
As he spoke, he suddenly lunged forward: "Let's enter the bridal chamber today!"
Oh my god!
Zhao Weimin hugged him so hard that he almost stopped Wu Jianguo from taking off on the spot.
Widow Bai was frightened to death. When she saw the man being stopped, she finally breathed a sigh of relief and glared at Zhao Weimin.
Hurrah! Were you the one who led the devils here?
The villagers who followed were amazed: "This is the first time I've seen a couple fighting over a woman."
"It turns out that the White Widow has the means."
"But the White Widow doesn't seem happy. Is this considered hooliganism?"
The surroundings became quiet.
Finally, a villager said hesitantly, "These two are both women, so they shouldn't count, right?"
Oh my god, they're so old, this is so exciting!
There were many people watching, and some people were more knowledgeable: "Did he eat poisonous mushrooms? I had a relative who became like this after eating poisonous mushrooms."
Zhao Weimin suddenly woke up: "Yes, yes, yes, what we are eating today is mushrooms, but we haven't eaten them yet."
Grandma Sun, who followed, jumped up and said, "Well, I knew this little bitch was restless and hiding in there to eat something! She deserves it!"
The people around advised: "Grandma Sun, please put this matter aside for now."
He pointed his chin towards the kitchen, where Wu Jianguo was determined to live with the White Widow. He kicked and stomped in the air, and slapped Zhao Weimin, who was holding his waist to prevent him from moving forward, in the face.
"Bitch, you bitch! Why don't you let me kiss my sister Bai? You are just jealous that I have a lot of communication with Bai! You must die a miserable death for using such despicable means!"
Zhao Weimin used all his strength, including his teeth, and did not dare to let go at all, holding on tightly, for fear that the crazy woman would rush out again, so he could only endure the slaps.
His face was originally as dark as Bao Qingtian, but in a moment it was turned into Guan Yu.
Grandma Sun's face twisted and she looked at the person who spoke: "What should we do?"
"What else can we do? Send him to the health center."
"Why go to the clinic? It's free to go to the clinic? Why should I spend money on this little bitch?!" Grandma Sun was so excited that saliva was flying everywhere, her eyes were as big as copper bells, and she looked like she wanted to eat the person who was talking alive.
Then someone else suggested:
"I heard, I heard, if you don't go to the hospital after eating poison, there is a prescription... drink the golden juice and spit it out."
"What is golden juice?" It sounds quite precious.
"Uh, it's just shit."
“Ah, this…?”
"Eh..."
"vomit……"
Some people looked at Zhao Weimin in confusion: "So what do you think, if we don't send him to the hospital, what about?"
"No!" Zhao Weimin suddenly became tough and said firmly: "Absolutely no golden juice!"
This is his wife. He will have to sleep in the same bed and kiss her in the future. What will he do if she is fed feces? !
For the first time, he looked at Grandma Sun with an unquestionable look: "Mom, send Ye Xiang to the hospital. You can't force her to drink gold juice!"
Without waiting for Grandma Sun to refute, she said quickly: "Mom, let's not talk about anything else. If Ye Xiang is fed with feces, will you dare to eat the food she cooks in the future?"
Grandma Sun, who was in full force and in a fighting chicken state, suddenly paused: "Uh..."
Zhao Weimin continued: "Look at Ye Xiang. If she is fed with feces, what if she goes crazy and hugs you and kisses you one day?"
When Mrs. Sun thought of how Wu Jianguo had hugged and kissed the White Widow just now, she shuddered on the spot.
Yes, this guy is really crazy.
Zhao Weimin added fuel to the fire: "What if I kiss you on the mouth?"
"Yue!" Mrs. Sun couldn't help herself and almost vomited on the spot - she was an innocent old woman! She is about to be buried, she must not suffer such humiliation!
Her face twisted for a moment, but she finally gave in reluctantly, "Okay, send him to the hospital."
Zhao Weimin breathed a sigh of relief, and unconsciously relaxed his strength a little.
Wu Jianguo, who was struggling, felt it keenly!
His eyes lit up, and he took the opportunity to push hard and thrust forward, with a lustful face like Zhu Bajie forcing Gao Cuilan to marry him: "Sister Bai! Sister Bai, you smell so good! Sister Bai, kiss me!"
The White Widow was so frightened that she screamed and hid in the corner: "Someone come quickly!"
"Beauty, just obey me!" Wu Jianguo laughed, "I will definitely give you a status!"
There were a few men who were unwilling to see their goddess being humiliated, and they jumped out from the crowd.
"Tie her up quickly!"
"Get a rope!"
"Hold her!"
"You bitches are just jealous of me and Sister Bai! You're not good enough so you take advantage of your love rivals. What kind of heroes are you!"
Wu Jianguo howled and raged, but was ultimately no match for the young men in their prime, and was finally tied up: "Just wait until I return to the throne of God, and then I will send you to see my brother, the King of Hell!"
He was tied up like a zombie, unable to move. He could only turn slightly towards the White Widow with difficulty, howling miserably: "Sister Bai - Sister Bai -"
It was like the cuckoo's bloody cry and the monkey's wailing, which made anyone who heard it sad and anyone who saw it shed tears.
Sister Bai, who was called by him, just wanted to escape.
"I really can't tell. Weimin's wife looks skinny and small, and is harder to press than a pig during Chinese New Year."
One of them wiped the sweat from his forehead and complained.
But at least he was tied up, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief: "We'll help you carry him and ask Old Wang to borrow a bullock cart, and you can take him directly to the health center."
Zhao Weimin said gratefully: "Thank you, thank you, thank you everyone."
Then, Wu Jianguo, who was tied up like a worm, twisted his body, stuck his butt out, and let out a melodious fart.
It was really melodious, long and uninterrupted, with ups and downs in tone. When he finished playing this short piece, no, when he finished, it was as if a green gas spread out, and the people around him retreated one after another.
"yue!"
"This guy must have eaten some Japanese poison gas bombs!"
"Damn, how can a woman stink so badly?"
"Weimin, this is your wife after all, and it's not easy for us outsiders to do anything about it. Otherwise, you can move it yourself."
"Yes, yes, yes, yue... yes, yes, yes! There is a difference between men and women. It's inconvenient, inconvenient."
Wu Jianguo laughed triumphantly: "If you stand in the way of me and Sister Bai, I will stink you to death!"
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