Chapter 19 If the world kisses me painfully, I will die of pain
"Don't accept things from strangers casually. This time, the teacher is fine. But there are a lot of sugar-coated bullets and scammers in this society. Don't let your guard down."
After school, Ye Xiao led Ye Xunzhi on the way back to the villa. The last time they drove back.
This time he planned to take his little sister with him, so that if he had something to do in the future, he could stay directly at his villa. The journey was about ten minutes, which saved time.
Ye Xunzhi's hands were full of snacks brought by the teachers. Hearing this, he handed over a bag of spicy strips.
"I know, let's eat together, fifth brother. It's just right that snacks are enough to fill you up. You can save a takeout meal and go to sleep directly when you get home."
"Are you a salted fish? Eat and sleep, sleep and eat." Ye Xiao complained endlessly.
From the attitudes of the teachers of various subjects, it can be seen that his sister is definitely a well-deserved genius.
It's just that this idea is quite problematic. As a brother, Ye Xiao feels that he needs to be responsible for correcting it.
Ye Xiao helped his younger sister to take the snacks, cleared his throat and said seriously:
"Sister, you must know that opportunities in this world are reserved for those who are prepared, so that when the opportunity comes, we can seize it."
[Yes, so from this we can also infer that if there is no opportunity, don't prepare blindly. Hard work may not have results, but not working hard must be very comfortable! ]
Ye Xunzhi ate potato chips on the surface and nodded in approval: "You are right."
"..." Don't think I don't know what you are thinking.
Ye Xiao did not give up: "As a good young man of the new era, we should establish good life values, such as setting great ambitions, understanding great virtues, becoming great talents, and taking great responsibilities."
[I'm sorry, I have brought shame to this world. My life is not big talk, big rules, big messes, and big defenses. ]
Ye Xiao also felt that he was about to break the big defense, and began to think hard and forcefully save it:
"Besides, this world is very cruel. If you don't work hard, this world will kiss you painfully."
Ye Xunzhi's face was full of sternness: "Don't worry, fifth brother, I remember everything, I will work hard and strive to become stronger."
[No way. ]
[If the world wants to attack me, it will be meaningless, because I have no power to fight back, I will die in pain. ]
Ye Xiao: "$*＃^＜\^%{:＊"
Ye Xunzhi: [Oops! My brother won't be obsessed with learning, will he?! 】
"Brother! What's wrong with you? I'm going to call 120 right now, hold on!"
"It's okay, I just got saliva stuck in my throat."
The two of them walked home leisurely. When they were about to reach the villa, a middle-aged uncle who was squatting and playing with his mobile phone suddenly stood up in the corner next to the wall.
Walking towards Ye Xunzhi, Ye Xiao subconsciously blocked in front of his sister, frowning and alert:
"What do you want to do?"
The middle-aged bald but kind-looking uncle took out two candies from his pocket and smiled amiably at the two of them.
"Hello, two little friends. Uncle has some candy here. Can you chat with uncle for a while?"
The two siblings: "..."
Ye Xiao pointed at each other expressionlessly, and said to Ye Xunzhi seriously:
"Look, this is a typical liar's sugar-coated bullet. You should run away at this time. But because you have me, we don't have to pay attention to it. Just keep walking."
"No, no, no, I'm not a liar!" The middle-aged uncle waved his hands quickly.
Ye Xiao rolled his eyes, and just wanted to mock a liar who admitted that he was a liar, he heard Ye Xunzhi's tentative voice beside him:
"Are you Director Mi?"
The middle-aged uncle's eyes lit up: "Yes, it's me, hello, little sister."
[Director Mi Chen has shot many international blockbusters since he was young. He has made great contributions to the second brother's success today. He can be regarded as the second brother's mentor. 】
Ye Xiao's face was stiff.
He is really not a liar.
…………
"You mean, you want to invite my second brother and I to participate in a parent-child variety show?"
Ye Xunzhi asked in a strange voice.
"Yes, but it's not an invitation to be precise." The middle-aged uncle's eyes were full of tears, and his voice was so pitiful that it was really eye-catching.
"I had already agreed with Ye Lan about this parent-child variety show and signed a contract, but I didn't expect this guy to suddenly break the contract and would rather pay compensation than go on stage."
Director Mi burst into tears:
"I'm so old, it's not easy, I've been deeply involved in the film industry for so many years. Seeing that I'm about to retire, I want to venture into the variety show industry and invite a disciple, but that guy turned out to be rebellious."
"What reason did he give? I don't have children at home, so what was he doing before! If there were no children, I would have lent him my grandson, and he clearly said before that he had a sister."
Director Mi's eyes fell on Ye Xunzhi. Although he didn't say anything, he said everything.
[You want me to be on a variety show, Uncle Bie, don't look at me like that, I really can't stand it!]
Ye Xunzhi's scalp was numb from being stared at, but before he could say anything, he saw the other party crying:
"Forget it, you guys just go away, don't worry about me. Although I'm sad enough to die, it doesn't matter, I don't want to be a burden to you, go away~ abandon me! Leave, wuwuwu X﹏X"
Ye Xiao crossed his arms and clenched his teeth unconsciously when he heard it.
From his straight male perspective, these words sounded weird, so should they leave? Or should they not leave?
Ye Xunzhi listened to this particularly familiar tune.
[Mickey Mouse is a master of tea art. I heard that he was good at it when he was young. Now that he is older, the taste of tea is getting more and more addictive.]
Ye Xiao: I have learned a lot. It turns out that this is a master of tea art.
After many years in the underworld, Director Mi has been so successful. Naturally, he has his own way of judging people.
He cried on the surface, but he was secretly observing Ye Xunzhi. Very good, the enemy has relaxed his vigilance and is about to loosen his guard. Let's see if he adds fuel to the fire!
"I..."
"Mickey Mouse, you are really here!" A roar came from not far away.
With the
background sound of an innocent passerby screaming: "Zombies, it's the end of the world!", a man covered in blood, wearing tattered clothes, with disheveled hair and a hideous face, rushed over quickly with a dark and twisted look.
"Zombies, damn! Back off! Back off! Back off!" Director Mi turned pale with fear, and Ye Xiao picked up his little sister who was waiting to die beside him and ran away.
"Come back, it's me!" Ye Lan shouted at Ye Xiao, who was running towards him and was about to be left with only his back.
The two turned back again.
"Second brother, how come you have become so lame after not seeing you for a few days?" Ye Xiao looked him up and down.
Ye Lan mentioned his sad memories and said unhappily: "I've played too many leading roles. I want to broaden my acting range. It's okay to play some passersby."
"No problem." Ye Xiao said bluntly:
"But didn't you always clamor to accompany a woman before? How come you have the leisure to go get soy sauce now?"
Director Mi came over at this time and muttered:
"It's because this kid said that he was under too much pressure recently and wanted to play a zombie to relax."
Ye Lan suddenly had a bad premonition, which came true in the next second.
Ye Xunzhi nodded thoughtfully: "So that's how it is. If you say so, second brother is indeed under too much pressure these days..."
[Sure enough, if people don't explode in silence, they will become perverted in silence. 】
【Since my second brother is so pitiful, I won’t tell my fifth brother the truth that my second brother is Bai Yueguang, a liar who cheats for money and heart, and has been cheating for so many years. 】
Ye Lan: Thank you, but I have nothing left.