Chapter 20: Lazy, Purely Lazy
The second brother Ye looked at the fifth brother expressionlessly, raised his fist as big as a sandbag, and looked as if he would die here today if he dared to laugh.
Ye Xiao pinched his thigh hard, thinking about all the sad things in his life, so as not to laugh like a goose.
He couldn't laugh, he had to hold it in.
Otherwise, the second brother would definitely take action.
Finally, seeing his brother holding back his smile, Ye Lan said to Director Mi:
"I remember that I rejected you before and refused to participate in this parent-child variety show. Why did you come here? I'll give you the penalty."
"I don't need your penalty!" Director Mi was so angry that he blew his beard and glared:
"I want you as a person. We had agreed to it before. Why did you refuse?"
The other party was his mentor. Ye Lan couldn't say anything too harsh nor tell the truth that Bai Shao, the liar, also participated.
It's not that he still felt reluctant in his heart. Even if he had a little bit of reluctance before, it disappeared when his elder brother said that the woman helped his assistant steal documents.
To him, the other party is now an enemy. Not only will he not show mercy, but he will also suppress the other party severely.
If he goes on a variety show, it will naturally be an opportunity, but if it is a parent-child variety show, it will also involve Ye Xunzhi... He doesn't want his little sister to be affected.
Thinking of this, he decided to give the choice to Ye Xunzhi. Anyway, based on his current understanding, this child is so lazy that he will definitely not be willing to work.
Ye Lan: "Because my sister still has to go to school, she doesn't want to participate in the variety show, otherwise you can ask her."
Ye Xunzhi was at a loss, why did she have to take the blame? Facing the piercing eyes of old man Mi, she thought for a while:
"Can I ask what this variety show is called?"
Director Mi proudly introduced:
"I gave it a resounding name "Burning Family Love!" How about it? As soon as you hear this name, the atmosphere comes."
Five thunders hit the top of the head, and Ye Xunzhi had a wooden face: "Yeah."
[This director has some art of naming. If I didn't know, I would have thought this was a show for a casual dinner. ]
[But this variety show is quite familiar. ]
The second brother and the fifth brother suddenly raised their heads and listened skillfully.
Come on! We are ready!
【Oh, now I remember, the guests in this variety show are all quite weird, most of them are serious on the surface, but actually they have more fun than anyone else behind the scenes, and several of them were almost banned. 】
【Later, Mi Laotou was still crying there, and after his program was put on major platforms, there would always be creeping mosaics from time to time. 】
【Of course, all of them can be photoshopped out, but then it will become - "Burning Family Love: No Survivors"】
【If it weren't for his strong backstage, the program would have been taken off the shelves long ago. After a year of hard work, he is still a newcomer. 】
The two brothers looked at Director Mi with a little sympathy.
Ye Lan even thought about whether he should persuade his teacher indirectly that he was not suitable for this job, and he should go back and make movies honestly.
Not only that, Ye Xunzhi also remembered the guests invited to this program, including Lin Ranran and her future licking dogs.
[It feels so troublesome, so I'd better not go. ]
Ye Lan nodded with satisfaction, and for the first time he was glad that his sister was a salted fish.
Lazy in a good way, lazy in a wonderful way, lazy in a pure way.
After being rejected by the little girl, Director Mi was a little disappointed:
"You people in the Ye family are really something, you don't make money even if you have it, and you would rather pay a million in breach of contract fees than take a million in film pay."
"A million in film pay?" Ye Xunzhi's voice changed, and his eyes had completely turned into the shape of gold coins.
Director Mi suddenly realized something, and his waist and legs were no longer sore, and the whole world was bright.
"That's right, a million yuan salary, one installment at a time, and I've paid the handling fee for you." Oops
! Ye Lan realized that something was wrong.
This salted fish is not only salty, but also loves money!
Ye Xunzhi took out his mobile phone:
"This is my bank card number, WeChat number and QQ email address. When the time comes, I can just deposit my salary into it."
Mickey Mouse used his hand speed after 20 years of marriage to quickly scan the code and add a friend:
"Okay, then I'll send you the contract. The program will officially start recording the day after tomorrow, and the program crew will visit you directly."
Ye Lan: "..."
Seeing this development, Ye Xiao patted his second brother's shoulder with a schadenfreude.
Because he is the youngest, he has been in a position of being dominated since he was young. He has never seen his older brothers suffer.
"How are you, brother? Are you feeling disappointed? It doesn't matter. When you go to Grandpa and Big Brother to explain later, you will feel even more desperate."
Ye Lan turned his head slowly and showed a sly smile: "Before that, I will make you despair first."
"Ah!!!"
Ye Xunzhi found a chair to sit down, crossed his legs and quietly admired the fight in front of him, without any intention of stopping it.
[Fight! Fight! ]
The old housekeeper came to deliver lotus root cakes this time. Because it was on the way, he and Ye Lan took a car to come here.
He was wearing headphones in his ears, and it was the voice of Master Ye:
"I heard you guys were so noisy over there. Did you see Xiao Xun and Lao Wu? How are they now?"
The old housekeeper looked at the fierce battle next to him and Ye Xunzhi who was drinking water calmly. After thinking for a while, he said:
"Master, the young lady is still elegant, and the two young masters are still alive."
Master Ye didn't think there was any problem: "Then it's okay."
…………
That night, Ye Lan checked into the villa with Ye Xiao's submissive eyes.
He didn't want to agree, but he couldn't help it. His second brother seduced him with a super cool foreign motorcycle that he had recently taken a fancy to and had to be specially customized.
It's not our fault that we were not firm, it's really that the enemy was too cunning!
And I don't know what means the second brother used, but he actually succeeded in convincing the eldest brother and the old man, so that Ye Xunzhi could successfully become a social animal during the school period.
However, the social animal himself has begun to regret it now.
[Damn, I didn't know that this crappy program actually required getting up at 6 o'clock. How is this different from going to school? ]
[I make money just to sleep, I eat, sleep, sleep, and then eat again, this is the life I deserve. ]
"So how did you convince the eldest brother and the old man?"
Ye Xiao glanced at Ye Xunzhi, who was nestled on the sofa, playing games to his heart's content, in the name of recuperating his body and mind, and turned to ask his second brother.
Ye Lan and Ye Xunzhi were playing games as a team. The two brothers were now sitting at the dining table, some distance away from the little guy. He didn't even raise his head when he heard this:
"Of course some extraordinary measures were used. You may not know, but my little sister has the habit of writing a diary. I showed the diary to grandpa and eldest brother, and then they decided to let her do it."
Ye Xiao's face was full of how could you be so shameless.
"Do you understand this privacy right? You actually peeked at other people's diaries."
"How could I!" Ye Lan was dissatisfied. "When she left two days ago, she forgot her diary on the table in the living room. It was still spread out, so I took a look at it."
As for the problem of exposing privacy, there is no need to worry. If others write diaries to record their lives, then Ye Xunzhi's diary is--
〔May 1, 2022, today's things can be left until tomorrow, what if I die tomorrow, rotten_(:зゝ∠)_〕
〔May 9, 2022, decided to go out and do some exercise today, damn, the wind is so strong that it hurt my tender cheeks! I feel sorry for my weak and pitiful self. Don't say it, if people don't cherish themselves, then she will accomplish nothing and go home rotten. 〕
〔May 15, 2022, Ye Xunzhi, Ye Xunzhi, look at how you can be so unmotivated now, go drink a glass of orange juice and start working hard. 〕 〔
After drinking orange juice, I came back, damn, Lin Ranran wore a very ugly skirt today, it burned my eyes, my spirit needs to relax, rotten. 〕
〔May 16, 2022, everyone is trapped in love, and I am more sleepy than a dog every day, rotten. 〕
"..."
The diary has been returned to Ye Xunzhi.
Ye Xiao resolutely looked at the pictures taken by his second brother again and again, flipped through more than a dozen pictures, and fell into a golden silence.
Let him guess, is this diary called "Ye Xunzhi's Bad Literature Award" or "100 Reasons to Advise You to Be Bad"?