After the Fake Young Lady Inherited the Funeral Home

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Su Yun died inexplicably in her previous life, and only after rebirth did she realize that she was the fake young lady who was swapped at birth to take the fall for the true young lady, Su Yun.

Even with a lucky rebirth, she was just an ordinary person with no luck left. She had no choice but to inherit the dilapidated funeral home that offered a one-stop funeral service from her biological parents' family, to muddle through the rest of her life.

However, in this funeral home, the mortician is a charming ghost who always makes corpses look vividly lifelike; the one who carries corpses is a retired ghost official who instinctively pulls out soul-locking chains; the one who decorates the mourning hall is a ghost bride who always makes funerals look like ghostly weddings...

A group of well-known big shots, yet when something goes wrong with a corpse, they only hide behind the boss!

Boss Su Yun: Deathly smile.jpg

No choice, Su Yun had to put up another notice to recruit an employee who could handle things. As a result, a clumsy Heavenly Master who only knew how to catch ghosts came.

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Job Opening: Hiring funeral home handyman, requirements: adult, self-sufficient, neat appearance, quick at work, brave, knows how to fold paper money and cut burial clothes. Interested parties please contact Boss Su Yun 123xxxxxxxx.

Su Yun looked at Lin Lang's plain and uninteresting resume: "...Alright, you're hired."

At least a Heavenly Master is brave and won't push the boss out to take the blame :)

1v1, Su Yun x Lin Lang. Daily, Buddhist-style, occasionally Taoist-style funeral home director female lead x Silent, obedient, top-tier big shot male lead.

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Completed novels by the author: "80s Feng Shui Master" etc., currently serializing "The Daily Life of a Saintly Person" (dual updates)~

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Pre-order novel 1: "Lamp, oh Lamp, I'm About to Start Extracting Oil Now"

Synopsis 1:

Hua Deng is an oil lamp illuminating an imperial tomb, nicknamed the "Everlasting Lamp." She absorbed the essence of the sun and moon and imperial dragon qi in the tomb to become a spirit. But as a lamp, her biggest problem is that she needs oil. Without oil, she will extinguish; if she extinguishes, she can't transform into human form; if she can't transform, she can only be an ordinary lamp.

The craftsman back then poured very little oil for her, so Hua Deng decided to go out and earn some oil. She specializes in being a substitute for rich women. As long as she contacts enough dead people, her oil supply will be sufficient. One day, she received a job to impersonate a rich sister at blind dates, blind date variety shows, and blind date dinners.

The rich sister was extremely generous, saying that if Hua Deng could scare off one blind date, she would give her a million yuan, with no upper limit. Hua Deng immediately felt that she could do this job for a lifetime!

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At a blind date banquet, Hua Deng acted like a spiritual medium without boundaries. She started predicting death dates for anyone who approached her. The earlier they died, the happier she smiled. By the end of the night, if you were male, no one would speak to her anymore.

On a blind date variety show, Hua Deng was useless at everything except eating, where she was first place. The director asked her for her impression of the male guests, and her evaluations were only "a little oily, somewhat oily, pretty oily, very oily" series, offending all the fans in the live broadcast room on the spot.

At a blind date dinner, Hua Deng could talk more than all the aunts combined. She'd start with, "How old is your child? How many points did they get? They must be a top scholar, right?" and end with, "Marital dissatisfaction must be the man's problem, I suggest replacing him directly, it's better for the child," literally talking all the matchmakers into divorce.

Synopsis 2:

Hua Deng thrived in her identity as the rich sister, but before completely swapping identities, the rich sister said there was a lifeless man in their circle, rumored to be ill-tempered and not long for this world. As he aged, he grew increasingly abnormal. She suggested treating him like a dead person and respectfully keeping him away.

However, one time, when Hua Deng lacked oil and couldn't maintain the rich sister's appearance, she happened to run into this legendary man who had been treated like a dead person from an early age. She immediately felt saved—many people were 'a little oily,' but a man like this, who seemed like a perpetual oil extractor, was rare.

So every time Hua Deng ran out of oil and couldn't find new dead people, she would go to the automatic oil extractor, Gu Chongjin, to take a sip and enjoy a buffet to extend her life. Every time she finished, she'd run, specializing in dining and dashing!

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Gu Chongjin suspected his death was near because he occasionally had hallucinations, seeing a strange woman pass by him, always giving him a strange, indescribable, ineffable smile.

Later, no matter how Gu Chongjin investigated, he couldn't find out who this mysterious woman was. When he officially arranged his funeral, he suddenly saw someone on a friend's tablet, in a blind date variety show, displaying a smile he was quite familiar with...

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Pre-order novel 2: "I'll Raise You by Picking Up Trash [80s]"

Synopsis: Master told Liu Shenghuai from a young age that she was a solitary star, destined for a short life due to conflicting astrological signs, wouldn't live past thirty, and would be poor her whole life.

Not wanting to be a poor ghost, Liu Shenghuai, in her second year after becoming a master, began to find ways to change her fate. She secretly brought her enormous fortune of two yuan and two mao five (two dollars and twenty-five cents) accumulated over twenty-five years into an archaeological team, attempting to borrow some luck from a thousand-year-old corpse to live longer.

As a result, she encountered an earthquake and was trapped in the main burial chamber. Liu Shenghuai decided, while there, to simply empty the tomb. Just then, the head in the coffin came alive, opening its eyes to watch her rummaging through the clothes on its corpse.

Liu Shenghuai silently met the head's gaze, reached out to cover its eyes, trying to hypnotize it: "You're getting up too fast, no one's rummaging through your coffin, go back to sleep."

Head: "..."

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To survive, Liu Shenghuai grudgingly stole the head. Before leaving, she patted her chest and promised: "Don't worry, I'll take good care of you. Follow Sister Huai! Three meals a day for nine days! Oh no, three meals a day for three days."

Head: "..."

After leaving the tomb, the reality was this—

Liu Shenghuai: "You know, I've never had money since I was little, and I left my mom. I can only pick up trash to make a living like this... No money, only my life. The main thing is companionship!"

Head: "." So I, a head, have to support you, is that it?

Liu Shenghuai: "OvO"

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Content tags: Rebirth, Satisfying Read, Hilarious

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One-sentence introduction: A one-stop funeral service funeral home.

Theme: Truth should not be buried with death.