Chapter 34 Hahahahahahahaha



Chapter 34 Hahahahahahahaha

Don't want to be exposed in front of others?

Ye Xingzhou was startled, "Junior brother, you mean..."

Before he finished speaking, Meng Zhi nodded, confirming his idea.

Previously, Ye Xingzhou's focus was on his stagnant cultivation, and he subconsciously ignored the existence of his spiritual roots.

Thinking about it carefully, he drew the talisman and drew the Qi into his body at the same time, which did not conflict with his spiritual roots at all.

In other words, as long as he has enough spirit-gathering pills and strong spiritual awareness, Ye Xingzhou can draw talismans of any level.

In the entire world of cultivating immortals, there is absolutely no such thing as something that defies the heavens.

If his method is discovered by someone with ulterior motives, he will not even know how he died.

It’s terrifying if you think about it carefully, and it’s also terrifying if you think about it roughly.

Fortunately, he had not exposed himself before.

Ye Xingzhou patted his chest and said, "Junior brother, I'm glad you reminded me."

Meng Zhi glanced at the second-grade blasting talisman and immediately threw away the ancient book.

The ancient book fell on the table with a dull sound, and three words lay quietly on the cover: Complete Collection of Talismans.

When Meng Zhi stepped out of the door, she tilted her head slightly, her golden hairpin sparkling in the light, and her clothes fluttered in the wind.

He looked back, his eyebrows were sharp, and his thin lips opened and closed.

"I'm going down the mountain."

"Live well until I come back."

"If you die, I will dig up your grave and whip your corpse. You will never rest in peace."

Is it so cruel?

Although I know Meng Zhi likes to be stubborn, he might really do this.

Ye Xingzhou wiped the sweat off his forehead and said, "Little Junior Brother, don't worry, I, your senior brother, will live a long time!"

Meng Zhi withdrew his gaze and strode away.

Ren Wangzhu had entered a state of meditation and was not aware of what was happening outside.

When I opened my eyes again, it was already early morning the next day.

Meng Zhi's bed was deserted, and Ye Xingzhou was just coming in with a bucket of hot water.

"Senior Brother, where is Meng Zhi?"

"Going down the mountain."

"Going down the mountain? Great!"

Ren Wangzhu jumped out of bed, his face full of joy.

Although the fact that he bet on his senior brother to win by using top-grade spirit stones yesterday refreshed his previous impression.

However, when he was talking to his senior brother, Meng Zhi had to interrupt to make his presence felt.

He still cares!

Look how happy the baby is.

Ye Xingzhou was used to reaching out to touch Ren Wangzhu's head, but after seeing the impurities discharged from his night of practice, he silently withdrew his hand.

"Junior brother, I have prepared some water for you."

After refining the foundation-building pill, some of the impurities in the spiritual roots were washed away. Although it was very slight, it was effective.

After Ye Xingzhou's reminder, Ren Wangzhu finally realized how dirty he was.

"Brother, I, I'm going to take a shower first."

Ren Wangzhu blushed in embarrassment, picked up his clothes and ran behind the screen.

The rustling sound of clothes being taken off was heard, and the vague outline of Ren Wangzhu was reflected on the screen.

The feeding during this period was effective. Ren Wangzhu, who was as thin as a matchstick, finally gained some weight.

Ye Xingzhou withdrew his gaze and continued to flip through the ancient book in his hand.

The title of this book really lives up to its name. It contains all kinds of talismans.

The further you flip through the pages, the higher the level, and the more complex the talisman patterns become. At first glance, they are so densely packed that they can make your eyes dizzy.

Judging from the yellowed pages of this book, if it had not been protected by spiritual power, it would have turned to ashes. It is unknown how many generations it has been passed down.

Meng Zhi just left it to him like this. If his father knew about this, he would definitely drag this prodigal son to the ancestral hall and give him a beating.

Ye Xingzhou was flipping over and over when he suddenly stopped.

Wait, what the hell is this Haha Talisman?

Ye Xingzhou rubbed his eyes and confirmed it again.

At the beginning, there were some normal talismans, but suddenly a haha ​​talisman accidentally appeared and the style of painting went astray.

There is also a line of small words underneath the Hahaha symbol: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

The laughter hurt his eyes.

Under what circumstances did the compiler of this book invent the epilepsy talisman?

After looking at the talisman for a long time, Ye Xingzhou even felt a sense of familiarity.

It looks familiar, but I can't remember where it is.

Ye Xingzhou continued to turn the pages, and the next page was the Itching Talisman.

Notes: Itch itch itch itch itch itch!

The style of the Itch Talisman is the same as that of the Haha Talisman, with simple patterns that look like a child's graffiti.

The handwriting looks more and more familiar.

Wait a moment!

Ye Xingzhou's pupils shrank sharply.

Didn’t he draw this himself?

For a moment, faded memories surged back like a tide.

During the summer vacation when he was eight years old, his parents were busy with work and sent him to his grandmother's house.

At that time, he watched zombie dramas with a few friends every day, learned to draw talismans like the Taoist priests in the dramas, and even made a bunch of strange talismans.

After finishing the painting on paper, she would paint on the wall. At that time, the white walls of grandma’s old house were all covered with graffiti.

It is children's nature to love playing.

That evening, he and his friends played the game of Zombie Taoist Priest.

He played the role of a Taoist priest and went to chase zombies. His friends ran very fast and he got tired.

So he lay down and fell asleep in the wheat field.

The sky was filled with sunset glow, the wheat fields were golden, and the wind brought the fragrance of wheat. He listened to the sound of wheat stalks hitting each other and fell asleep unknowingly.

I also had a beautiful dream that I can’t quite remember.

When I woke up, it was already dark, and when I opened my eyes, the sky was full of stars.

Flashlights flickered all around, and grandma and many adults were calling his name. His parents also rushed over from the city.

As for why Ye Xingzhou remembered it so clearly, it was because his parents gave him a loving education that night.

His usually gentle mother pulled his ears, and his usually elegant father spanked him with a seven-horse whip.

He spent the summer vacation with a peach butt.

A few years later, grandma passed away, the old house was demolished, and the graffiti faded away with memory.

It's impossible that he had been here when he was a child. This is really fantasy.

He still needs to verify it.

The time interval was too long, and he could not remember the complete painting method, and in the end he could only vaguely draw a rough outline.

He remembered that this talisman was called the Hiccup Talisman.

Ye Xingzhou suppressed the excitement in his heart and turned to the next page, where a talisman with a roughly similar outline appeared.

Notes: Hiccup, hiccup, hiccup, hiccup!

Ye Xingzhou's heartbeat accelerated uncontrollably.

If he had really been here as a child, it could only be related to that dream.

But I couldn't remember the content of the dream.

Looking at the doodles and the childish strokes, it was like really seeing my little self saying hello to him.

He couldn't take his eyes off it for a moment.

If he knew this when he was a child, he would be happy all day long.

The graffiti of childhood will reappear in a unique way one day when you grow up.

Moreover, it appeared in another world.

This boomerang stuck in him when he grew up.

It’s terrifying to think about it, I feel confused, melancholy and emotional, and my mood plummets.

So Ye Xingzhou pinched himself.

The full force of the hand twisted his features in pain.

I was so focused on the pain that I didn't care about the depressed mood.

All negative emotions will disappear when you meet him.

After recovering, Ye Xingzhou drew in spiritual energy and wrote again according to the pattern of the talisman.

But this time, it was just a few simple strokes, but it just didn't look like the real thing.

He was also unable to reproduce the handwriting he had done as a child exactly on a one-to-one basis.

Ye Xingzhou held the talisman and looked at it for a long time.

Use your backhand to stick it to yourself.

Then.

“Haha ...

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