Chapter 35: Exorcism
The effect is really good.
Honesty to everyone.
Pure laughter, no additives.
A full half hour.
Ye Xingzhou first laughed in a clear and melodious voice, then laughed in a messy way, trying all kinds of laughter.
In the end, he was rolling on the ground and almost laughing.
Ren Wangzhu is numb.
"Brother, take a break. Your jaw is dislocated."
The story begins half an hour ago.
Ren Wangzhu had just finished bathing and was getting dressed.
Ye Xingzhou, who had been reading quietly outside the screen, suddenly burst into earth-shaking laughter.
Ren Wangzhu was startled, "Brother, what's wrong with you?"
He didn't even bother to put on his coat and immediately ran over to check the situation.
Ye Xingzhou was seen lying on the ground, holding his stomach and laughing wildly, even when he cried.
"Brother, don't scare me."
Ren Wangzhu thought that Ye Xingzhou had been stimulated by something and had gone crazy.
Ye Xingzhou was laughing so hard that he couldn't respond. He could only raise his hand with difficulty and point at the talisman in the book.
He finally understood, "Brother, are you saying that you drew the Haha Talisman and stuck it on yourself?"
In response to Ren Wangzhu, there was another burst of laughter.
Ren Wangzhu was anxious, but there was nothing he could do.
There is no solution to the Haha Talisman, and it will only end after half an hour.
"Brother, hold on."
So Ye Xingzhou laughed for half an hour.
During this period, Ren Wangzhu truly felt what it meant to have devilish sounds lingering in his ears.
From human laughter, it gradually evolved into animal laughter, and finally evolved into non-biological laughter.
"Brother, please stop laughing. I'm scared."
Only now did Ye Xingzhou's laughter gradually stop.
Ren Wangzhu's ears were finally at peace.
He reattached Ye Xingzhou's dislocated jaw and helped him onto the bed.
As soon as the laughter stopped, the aftermath came.
Ye Xingzhou's cheeks felt sore and swollen, and his throat felt burning.
My waist and abdomen are also sore and swollen, and my abdominal muscles are about to burst out laughing.
This thing is both sinister and harmful.
When the Foundation Establishment cultivators came, they had to roll off the stage with a smile.
He was really not a good person when he was a child.
You deserve a beating!
Ye Xingzhou took the tea brought by Ren Wangzhu and only recovered after drinking three cups of tea.
"Junior brother, thank you for your hard work just now." His voice was still hoarse.
Ren Wangzhu shook his head and said, "I'm glad you're okay, Senior Brother. Don't be so reckless next time."
Testing the talisman on oneself, if this is not recklessness, then what is?
"Whoever created the Hahaha Talisman is so wicked."
As soon as Ren Wangzhu finished scolding, Ye Xingzhou sneezed.
He didn't know that the insults were right in front of him.
Ye Xingzhou lay in bed until noon, during which time he ate the food that Ren Wangzhu brought him, and he came back to life.
Laughing once is more painful than being hungry for a whole day.
Ye Xingzhou rubbed his sore cheeks, then picked up the pen and drew two more Haha talismans, and then he reached the limit of his spiritual consciousness.
So far, he has six blasting talismans, two immobilization talismans, one second-grade blasting talisman, and two haha talismans.
It is more than enough to deal with the first half of the competition.
Ren Wangzhu saw Ye Xingzhou's discomfort.
He pursed his lips, hesitated to say something, and finally lowered his head.
Ye Xingzhou thought Ren Wangzhu was worried about his assessment, "Junior brother, don't worry, I will definitely win."
"That's not it."
"Um?"
Ren Wangzhu's voice was low, "I believe that Senior Brother will win, but I am worried that Senior Brother will get hurt."
What he cared about was never winning or losing the competition, but only his senior brother.
Ye Xingzhou patted his head and said, "Don't worry, Brother, I'm sure of it."
Ren Wangzhu rubbed Ye Xingzhou's palm as a response.
The spiritual consciousness is excessively depleted and the person feels listless.
The next day, Ye Xingzhou did not go out and slept in the house all day to replenish his energy.
"Is Ye Xingzhou afraid?"
"I see he hasn't been out these past few days, and he was laughing like crazy yesterday."
"I don't care if he's afraid or not. I just know I'm going to be rich. This time I'm putting all my money on Wu Shengtai. I'm already thinking about Ye Xingzhou's miserable state tomorrow."
Several disciples on duty paddled in the water, looking at the closed door and whispering to each other.
"What are you talking about?"
"No, nothing."
When Du Lang arrived, the disciple smiled awkwardly, picked up the broom and started cleaning honestly.
Dulang glanced at the tightly closed door, turned a corner, walked over and knocked on the door.
"Who?" Ren Wangzhu's voice came from inside.
"It's me, Duran."
The door opened a crack, "Brother Du, what's going on?"
"I came to see your brother."
Although Ye Xingzhou has many tricks, if he really takes it as a competition, he will still lose in the end if he doesn't have real skills.
Seeing that Ye Xingzhou didn't even go to the cafeteria today, Du Lang just heard some rumors.
Du Lang was a little worried, fearing that Ye Xingzhou would be in an unstable state of mind before the competition.
"My senior brother is sleeping."
Ren Wangzhu let the person in.
When Du Lang saw the person sleeping soundly, all his worries disappeared.
Yes, who is Ye Xingzhou?
He even dared to play with shit and challenge Lingxi with just his teeth. What else is he worried about?
Du Lang took out a bottle of pills from his arms and whispered, "This is a Yuan-boosting pill. If your senior brother is injured after the competition, feeding him this will help him recover faster."
Du Lang didn't bother him too much. He gave him the pills and left.
Ren Wangzhu put the pill under his nose and sniffed it. After confirming that it was just a Bu Yuan Dan, he accepted it.
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The huge competition arena was filled with people, and some inner disciples also came to join in the fun.
"I heard that there is a Qi Refining Stage competitor in this competition."
"Qi Refining Stage? Then he will be eliminated first. Who will he compete with? I'll bet on it."
"Wait for me, I'll go too."
On the high seats, the headmaster and the elders sat down in turn, with only one chair at the same level as the headmaster remaining empty.
That was the seat of the Immortal Master Wujian. Chao Fuyun stood behind the empty chair and attended on his behalf.
This time, Ye Xingzhou finally looked squarely at the bright and beautiful figure.
Just by standing there, the chief disciple Chao Fuyun could attract countless disciples to look up at him.
His appearance is the easiest thing to be overlooked, because his righteous aura overshadows it, and just looking at his face can give people an infinite sense of security.
Her figure is as straight as a pine tree, her white clothes are as elegant as a fairy, her face is as bright as the moon, and her demeanor is as elegant as the breeze.
There's no way he resembles the man in black robes.
The clouds in the morning are just right and can ward off evil spirits.
To be bold, even if he took off all his clothes and stood in front of people, running around Yantian Sect naked, no one would have any romantic thoughts.
To look at him any longer would be blasphemy.
Ye Xingzhou wanted to kneel down after seeing this and shouted, "Buddha, please bless me."
"The second round of assessment begins now."
After Uncle Xiao gave the order, the names of Zhang Zhuo and Lu Yue appeared on the competition stage.
Lu Yue clasped his fists in a respectful manner.
"Junior Brother Zhang, please teach me."
"Brother Lu, please teach me."
The competition began, and special symbols with golden light covered the competition stage.
During the competition, no one else can interfere. The one who falls off the competition platform first loses, and the other party wins.
The competition between sword cultivators is quite interesting.
Although Zhang Zhuo seems to be stupid and unreliable, his cultivation level is actually in the late stage of foundation building.
He fought against Lu Yue and exchanged more than a hundred or eighty moves.
However, Lu Yue's moves were more sinister and radical, and he set traps everywhere.
Zhang Zhuo lost because of his straightforward thinking.
"Good seedling."
Elder Sun looked at Lu Yue and nodded repeatedly.
In the face of absolute strength, cunning is not worthy of respect.
However, among a group of outer disciples, being able to use tricks and schemes has already won most of them.
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