Ata: "...If you're not going to take revenge, why aren't you reincarnating?"
Xu Xiaoxiao gave her a look that said, "Are you stupid?"
"The social environment is what it is, and we can't change it. Can you guarantee that I won't repeat the same mistakes in my next life? What if it's even worse than this one?"
Ata: "..."
Right, what's the point of just changing the name without changing the essence?
"But we don't care about reincarnation, you've come to the wrong place."
Xu Xiaoxiao said, "So, does that mean as long as I pay the price you want, you can grant my wishes, anything?"
Qi An raised an eyebrow: "That's the principle. You tell me first, and whether I agree or not is my business."
Boss Qi wouldn't make things difficult for himself; the first priority when accepting a mission is not to upset her.
Xu Xiaoxiao chuckled: "I always have wild fantasies when I'm emo."
"If my charming and handsome ancestor were still alive, would the world be different? Would everyone be living a less stressful life?"
"Who?" Qi An and Ata were completely confused.
When talking about her idol, Xu Xiaoxiao immediately perked up, shaking off her previous listlessness and becoming incredibly lively.
"That's my charming and handsome ancestor, Ying Zheng, my brother Ying."
Seeing that the two still looked confused, Xu Xiaoxiao quickly pressed their heads together to persuade them:
"My brother Ying is 1.9 meters tall. He ascended the throne at the age of 13 and assumed personal rule at 21. He standardized writing and cart axles. He unified the six kingdoms, unified currency, and unified weights and measures."
Heng. He campaigned against the Xiongnu in the north and the Northern Yue in the south, abolished the feudal system and established prefectures and counties, promoted gender equality and equality for all, and severely punished extramarital affairs. He
He just wanted an elixir of immortality, not the stars and the moon. Give it to him!
Xu Xiaoxiao finished speaking in one breath, her face turning red and her eyes sparkling.
She asked expectantly, "So, you two big shots, can you grant my wish and let Brother Ying live forever?"
Qi An raised an eyebrow, becoming curious about the person she was talking about.
If what she said is true, then this person is indeed a remarkable and powerful individual.
She admires strong people.
Ata asked, "Is it really as powerful as you say?"
Xu Xiaoxiao waved her hand: "Absolutely! If my brother Ying were still alive, I believe our territory would definitely be a ball."
"When the time comes, forget about learning English, everyone will learn Chinese. Given my brother Ying's OCD, the charging cable sockets won't differentiate between Apple and Android Type-C, they have to be standardized."
Qi An interrupted her reverie: "How can you be so sure that what you're saying will come true?"
Xu Xiaoxiao choked for a moment, then said, "Since we're already here, let's give it a try. It can't be worse than it is now, and I trust our ancestors."
Qi An nodded: "There's another question: where does the elixir of immortality come from?"
Xu Xiaoxiao's eyes widened: "Big boss, you don't have one?"
Ata: "How could that be? Merely... Oh."
Qi An quickly covered his mouth: "No."
Of course he has it; Lingyue's mermaid core is still in his hands.
There's also Mo Yuan's heart's blood, or at the very least, her own flesh and blood; the ancient Yazi is a treasure trove.
However, doing business like that would result in huge losses, and she wouldn't do a losing proposition.
Qi An wanted to know if this young girl had any good ideas so she could take advantage of her.
Xu Xiaoxiao scratched her head. If she hadn't died and come here, she would probably still be a staunch materialist.
She had no idea what to do about immortality, something that even emperors throughout history couldn't achieve.
Just as Xu Xiaoxiao was feeling utterly discouraged, Ata struggled desperately:
"Boss, let go! You're covering my eyes! I can't see my Monkey King fighting the monster anymore!"
Ata has been watching Journey to the West these past few days, and he's so captivated by a monkey that he's lost interest in pretty girls.
Qi An released his hand, and Xu Xiaoxiao smiled:
"You like Monkey King too? Me too! I even wanted to marry him when I was little. Every time I see that clueless idiot Tang Sanzang reciting the Tightening-Headband Mantra, I want to punch him..."
She suddenly stopped speaking: "Tang Sanzang?...Tang Sanzang!"
Xu Xiaoxiao slapped her forehead and shouted excitedly, "How could I forget about that old white lotus? This is a ready-made elixir of immortality!"
She stepped forward excitedly and said, "Quick, boss, quickly send that useless Tang Monk into my brother Ying's mouth."
Qi An: "..."
Ata: "..."
Brilliant!
Ata's genuine fandom stems from her intense dislike for that fake saint who always makes her Monkey King suffer.
Therefore, as soon as Xu Xiaoxiao spoke, Ata jumped up and hugged Qi An's leg, starting her whining and rolling around in a coquettish manner.
"Boss, please say yes, please say yes! I want to see Brother Monkey, please... Ata will listen to you from now on, you're the best!"
Qi An suppressed a laugh; this little brat had completely lost his sense of shame.
Seeing this, Xu Xiaoxiao immediately began to imitate her:
"I don't care. I won't reincarnate unless the overall environment changes. I'm just staying here and not leaving."
Ata winked at his ally, "Well done, no wonder you're someone who likes Monkey King as much as I am."
This stubborn refusal to leave is just like when the Monkey King goes to heaven to fetch reinforcements, he lies down on the ground and says, "If you don't solve this, I, Old Sun, am not leaving, I'm not leaving!"
Qi An: "..."
Actually, she was already planning to agree, but now...
Qi An looked down at the little kid, bounced his legs, and then rubbed his right thumb and forefinger together:
"I can agree, you know what I mean, right?"
Ata felt a pang of regret, but thinking of his idol, he gritted his teeth and said, "Deal."
It's just spiritual power, take it all.
Qi An smiled: "Let's go, get ready to work."
Xu Xiaoxiao was overjoyed: "Then I'll wait here for your good news. Please convey my respects to our ancestor and look forward to his intervention to restore order to the world."
After she finished speaking, she whispered a few words in Ata's ear. Ata patted his chest and assured her, "Don't worry, I've got it all covered."
Thus, the opening scene unfolded, where they transcended time and space, appearing from the sky.
What is Tang Sanzang doing now?
In this pink paradise, pavilions and towers are scattered in a pleasing manner, and crystal bead curtains sway gently.
Tang Sanzang, dressed in a cassock, sat behind a beaded curtain, holding prayer beads in his hand and chanting incantations.
Outside the pavilion, Princess Peacock was dancing with a group of beautiful maids, pink petals fluttering up and down with her movements.
The scene is absolutely stunning.
Tang Sanzang paused for a moment while holding the prayer beads, secretly opened his eyes to take a look, and then quickly closed his eyes again when Princess Peacock looked over.
He adopted the demeanor of a sacred and inviolable ascetic monk.
Ata curled his lip: "You hypocritical bald monk, you're clearly enjoying yourself."
Princess Peacock lifted the beaded curtain and danced gracefully around Tang Sanzang, her golden skirt occasionally brushing against his cassock.
The prayer beads in Tang Sanzang's hand stopped completely.
Atam counted one, two, three, when a gust of wind blew up, making it impossible for people to open their eyes.
Qi An's heart skipped a beat. Here it comes.
The wind stopped, and Princess Peacock and Tang Sanzang had vanished without a trace.
“Emma, Dapeng has finally arrived. I can’t stand seeing this bald monk so comfortable,” Ata said.
Qi An brushed the fallen petals off his shoulder, turned around, and disappeared from under the peach tree.
She calmly said, "Let's go cut off Tang Sanzang's flesh."
Ata jumped up and down excitedly: "Let's go, let's cut more! That old bald monk has raised himself to be all smooth and healthy, but all he knows how to do is exploit my Monkey Brother. Look how skinny and emaciated he is."
Qi An: "..."
What I'm saying is, is it possible that you, Monkey King, could never be fat at all?
How about a skinny monkey?
Qi An sighed again, "Brainless fans are truly terrifying!"
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