Fang Ping's eyes widened: "Who the hell are you calling names? You little chick, don't you want to live?"
“I’m calling you a complete idiot,” the black-tailed chicken said.
"Oh dear, look at my temper."
Fang Ping could no longer contain himself.
He picked up a brick from the ground and threw it at them.
Splat!
It hit the rooster on the head right away.
The black-tailed chicken staggered and fell to the ground, cawing pitifully: "Oh dear, someone's going to kill a chicken! Help! Oh dear, these people aren't just mentally challenged, they're a bunch of beasts!"
Fang Ping couldn't stand it anymore: "Hey, I didn't even use any force. Are you some kind of level three mutated rooster? That little bit of strength didn't even break your scalp or draw blood... Are you trying to scam me?"
"How do you know there's no bleeding? I suffered internal injuries, you understand? There's bleeding inside."
The black-tailed chicken wailed, "Ouch, my elbow! Ouch, my chin! Ouch, my herniated disc! It hurts so much! You have to compensate me for my emotional distress!"
"..."
Fang Ping said irritably, "You're just a chicken, where did you get your elbows? Where did you get your bellies? Where did you get your herniated discs? You've been watching too many comedy sketches."
"Do you even understand metaphors? Look at you, such an uncultured idiot."
"???"
"Damn it! I really need to teach you a lesson..."
Fang Ping's blood pressure spiked immediately.
This was the first time, besides with ravens, that a chicken had ever made him this angry.
He was just about to burst through the gate.
Raven stopped him, saying in a low voice, "Hey, that's enough. We didn't even hold it against you for ambushing us with a chicken feather. If that's the case... you should compensate us for our emotional distress."
"Huh? But you're not injured?" the black-tailed chicken asked, puzzled.
"That's your ignorance. The standard for compensation for mental distress includes death, serious injury or disability, mental illness or severe mental disorder, and breakdown of marital relationship. Your sneak attack just now caused some of our personnel to suffer from severe mental disorders, such as Fang Ping."
"That's what the raven is saying."
With a glance, Fang Ping suddenly understood.
He gave a foolish look, and a trickle of drool automatically dripped from the corner of his mouth.
Raven rolled his eyes: "I asked you to act out a mental disorder, not to expose your true intellectual disability."
"Well……"
Fang Ping was embarrassed.
Just as he was about to say something, the black-tailed chicken chuckled and said, "Wow, you've run into a fellow traveler? Well then, let's call it even. You leave here... and I won't hold it against you."
"What a hassle, Xiao Wu, I'm leaving it to you."
Zhang Hao was too lazy to waste time.
This is just a level three mutated rooster.
If it weren't for the need to tame it, who would want to argue with a chicken for so long?
"Yes, Chairman."
Meng Wu walked over.
Without saying a word, the rooster felt a strong sense of warmth and familiarity.
It's the feeling of being embraced with love.
The black-tailed hen asked suspiciously, "Are you a hen that has transformed into human form?"
"I am not."
"Then why do you smell like your mother?"
"..."
Meng Wu patiently said, "Maybe I was born this way. If you're willing to let me be your mother, then I don't really mind."
"I don't mind if you become my mother, but I want to ask one question... can you lay eggs?"
"I can't."
"What a pity, it would be great if you were a hen."
"Why?"
"Because I want to mate with a hen."
"???"
Meng Wu said stiffly, "Then you can just find a hen."
"Ordinary hens are too brain-dead. All they do when they mate is squawk and scream as if I raped them. They have no sense of fun at all. But I'm the only mutant chicken in the zoo, and I can't go out."
Why don't you go outside?
"Because the local gang leader at the zoo won't let us out."
"A gang leader? You have humans in your zoo?" Meng Wu asked in surprise.
"That's not what I meant, it's the literal meaning. Our zoo currently has eight mutated animals, and the leader is a level four mutated gorilla. With that size, it could easily take on ten of me."
The black-tailed chicken explained, "It's just that apart from me and the boss, the other animals aren't very intelligent. Some can't even communicate in a basic way, so it sent me to guard the gate."
"Yeah?"
Zhang Hao and the others looked on with surprise.
Eight mutated animals?
And the leader was a mutated gorilla?
The chimpanzee was already highly intelligent before the mutation, and its intelligence is clearly not simple after the mutation.
If we can incorporate them, the Beast Taming Legion will take shape, and having intelligent gorillas to discipline the animals will save us a lot of trouble.
"Could you show us?" Meng Wu asked.
"sure."
Under the influence of Meng Wu's friendly nature.
The black-tailed pheasant gradually lowered its guard and opened the gate.
The group went inside.
Zhang Hao thought for a moment and asked, "What's the gang leader's temper like?"
“Most of the time it’s quite gentle, but it cares a lot about the group and doesn’t want humans to interfere with its life. If you’re thinking of recruiting it… the boss will definitely go berserk,” the black-tailed chicken whispered.
"I see..."
Zhang Hao knew it all perfectly well.
This guy doesn't seem easy to fool.
I don't know if Meng Wu can handle it. If he can't... at least he should be able to persuade the Black-tailed Chicken.
This chicken may seem unreliable, but it has quite a bit of talent.
Its intelligence is already quite high, and the speed at which it shot out the feathers was considerable, almost reaching level four.
Of course, we must also respect this chicken's opinion.
I saw the look in Zhang Hao's eyes.
Meng Wu understood, and then tentatively asked, "Black Tail, if we can't persuade Boss Hei, are you willing to leave with me alone?"
"Go to your human territory? I'm a little scared; I'm not used to unfamiliar environments."
The black-tailed pheasant exclaimed in a panic, "I think the zoo is great! Why do we have to leave? Can't you stay here?"
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