It is normal for a small body to die in the deep mountains and forests as it cannot withstand the lightning strike.
Jiang Shuyue: [No reaction from Grandpa?]
Huahua: [Your grandfather has long disliked him, but past affection has kept them from falling out. This time, he even reminded the Emperor that his wife was innocent. The Emperor personally arranged for their divorce, freed Li, and gave her all of Liu Cheng's property. Even if Liu Cheng survived, he would have nothing when he returned.]
Jiang Shuyue felt that the ending was quite sad.
So, if a man wants to be rich, he should listen to his wife.
Don't pick wild flowers outside at random.
Jiang Shuyue lay back on the bed with her arms and legs spread out.
Huahua pulled her and yelled, "Lazy, hurry up and get up! If you don't get up soon, the food will get cold!"
Jiang Shuyue: [No, Xiaotao will warm it up for me. I'm so tired, let me lie down for a while.]
Huahua: [Can you please follow Concubine Shu's example and go to the Empress Dowager's bedroom to pay your respects before dawn this morning?]
Jiang Shuyue: ???
It was very late yesterday when we finished our work, and all the civil and military officials in the court took a day off.
Concubine Shu actually got up so early to pay her respects?
She doesn't look like a hardworking person...
Jiang Shuyue: [Has Concubine Shu changed her personality?]
Huahua: [No, the Empress Dowager sent word last night, asking Concubine Shu to pay her respects this morning. In the two hours since then, Concubine Shu has changed her clothes, napped on the recliner for a while, and then rushed straight to the Empress Dowager's bedroom this morning.]
However, the Empress Dowager slept until after ten in the morning, so Consort Shu arrived at six in the morning. She sat there with her back straight for four hours before being invited in to help her wash and dress.
She was drowsy and hit the back of the Empress Dowager's head. The Empress Dowager took advantage of the situation and scolded her. After that, she was punished to go back home and copy the female virtues every day, and practice combing her hair with a false bun. She was allowed to come out when she was good at it.
The Empress Dowager also ordered that Concubine Shu be pure in heart and desire. From today on, not even a piece of meat can be included in her diet. This angered Concubine Shu so much that she ate ten apples today to vent her anger!
Jiang Shuyue: "Apples are so innocent, how can they be treated so badly?"
"Miss, what are you talking about? What's the matter with being abusive or not?"
Xiaotao heard some noise inside and came in to help her get up.
Jiang Shuyue reluctantly twisted her body from the bed, opened her mouth, and waited for Xiaotao to feed her the mouth-clearing tea.
Huahua: [You are so lazy and refined.]
Jiang Shuyue: [I went through a tough battle yesterday, so what's wrong with relaxing a little now? By the way, how many Green Tea Points did I earn yesterday?]
Huahua: [Because the Queen Mother sarcastically mocked Hua Rongyue at the last moment, your Green Tea Value has increased again. It is currently at 750%. When it reaches 1000, the host can make a wish that does not violate moral and public customs, and any wish that can be realized will be realized.]
Jiang Shuyue: [What about those things that can’t be realized?]
Huahua: [Then it won’t work! ]
I really have the feeling that... listening to your words is better than listening to your whole speech.
"Stupid cat, stupid cat, plucking bird feathers will make you bald!"
Jiang Shuyue was stunned: "Who is talking?"
"It's a parrot. The Empress Dowager had the chief eunuch deliver it this morning. It's snow-white and very interesting. It's waiting for you to name it!"
Jiang Shuyue cautiously stuck her head out. A golden birdcage was hung on the beam outside the door. On it was a snow-white iron-beaked parrot, flapping its wings gently and stretching and retracting its neck forward, gesturing to Tietou.
"Stupid cat, stupid cat, big stupid cat!"
Awooo~~
Tietou was also below, waving his claws at the iron-beaked parrot without giving in.
Erhua lay lazily beside them, occasionally squinting her eyes to watch the idiots yelling at each other.
Xiao Tao laughed and said, "This parrot is really interesting. Not only can it talk, but its mouth is also very mean!"
"Um……"
The iron-beaked parrot turned its head and waved its wings at Jiang Shuyue, scaring her so much that she hid behind Xiaotao.
Huahua: [Are you afraid of parrots?]
Jiang Shuyue: [Hehe, I used to get pecked by birds a lot, and I get scared when I see their beaks.]
Xiaotao remembered that when the young lady had just returned, she was also pecked by a flying crow.
I didn’t expect that Green Tea Fairy also has the same.
She quickly said, "I think this parrot is interesting, but it's too noisy. How about sending it away?"
"No need. It's a gift from the Queen Mother, so of course I'll keep it well. You... remember to ask the person who keeps it to take good care of it and don't let it starve."
Jiang Shuyue knew that it was trapped in a cage and couldn't get out.
But that mouth is really scary.
She moved slowly against the wall.
Every time she moved, the parrot's head moved a little.
Jiang Shuyue was terrified: [There's no snack on my face, why are you staring at me?]
Huahua: [Maybe it's because the way you move now is similar to an earthworm, except you're standing upright, so it mistook you for a giant walking earthworm?]
Jiang Shuyue was a little angry: [Nonsense, is there any earthworm as good-looking as me?]
"Stupid bug, stupid bug, ugly bastard!"
Jiang Shuyue: ...??? It called me?
Xiao Tao: "You stupid bird, my lady is as beautiful as a flower, how dare you slander her? Apologize now!"
"Ugly, no one wants you. You're short, ugly, and poor. Shame on you!"
Jiang Shuyue was about to cry.
It’s bad enough that he was bullied by the big bird before, but he is still bullied by the big bird after turning into a human form. Is there any justice in this world?
Woo woo woo…
When the parrot saw tears welling up in her eyes, it became even more arrogant.
He paced back and forth, twisted his neck and hummed: "Big fool, ugly freak, ugly and poor, shame on you!"
Huahua couldn't stand it any longer: "Damn bird, do you think you're good-looking? Look at you, you're all fat, you wobble every time you walk, and you still have the nerve to call others ugly?"
"You're the ugliest of all your eggs. If your breed weren't a little rare, how could you have been presented to the Queen Mother? You can't even catch a female parrot, and yet you still have the nerve to mock others for being ugly?"
[You are ugly, you are ugly, you are the ugliest in the family! ]
The parrot paused, then suddenly spread its wings and fluttered inside.
It howled at Jiang Shuyue, "You're ugly, you're ugly, your whole family is ugly!"
Hua Hua: [Hey, you big idiot, you dare to scold me? Are you bullying me because I have no physical body? Believe it or not, I will strip you bare and let you experience the feeling of a cool breeze on your penis?]
"You don't have a cock, you poor grandson, cock, cock, cock!"
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Tietou and Huahua climbed onto the cage and scratched around inside with their two claws, one big and one small.
The parrot kept fighting back with its claws, and did not forget to mock Huahua and Jiang Shuyue.
"Stupid and ugly, stupid, ugly, stupid, ugly!"
"What are you doing?"
A cold voice was heard, and Tietou jumped to the side with a howl, and meowed at Zhou Yunshen with Erhua's eyes full of grievance.
"Shu Yue? What's wrong?"
Jiang Shuyue was huddled in the corner. When she heard Zhou Yunshen's voice, she immediately moved over and hugged his waist like a child seeing his parents.
"Big Bird called me ugly!"
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